Chapter 51 Hydrogen Bomb Is a Water Escape Technique, that Makes Sense, Right?

Fan Xian felt as if he had been screwed.

He originally thought that what he got was the script of a time-traveling male protagonist, in which a young literary and artistic young man relied on poetry and various classics of ancient sages to show off in another world, win a beautiful woman back, and finally become famous throughout the ages.

As a result, I found out that I have a time traveler!

The script was changed to a time traveler mother and son fighting against the natives.

Fan Xian thought he could still accept it, but in the blink of an eye he realized that his mother was too awesome. He found out from his adoptive father Fan Jian that he had killed the prince and another prince with his own hands, hung Bai Ling on the Queen Mother's bedside, and forced him to marry Qing. Borrowing from the emperor, he was so awesome that he directly turned the script into The Revenge of the Prince.

He can tolerate these things!

A time traveler...

Have some fun.

Very normal!

Even if Fan Xian heard now that someone had founded a brothel called Victoria's Secret and invited saints and witches from all major powers to participate in strip shows, he wouldn't be surprised.

But now he can't hold back!

"WTF?"

"The world I am in is not a different world, and I have not traveled through time. It is a world war, and everyone on the earth has been wiped out?"

"What I am cultivating is not true energy, and what I am cultivating is not the so-called spiritual energy, but nuclear radiation!!!"

"My mother is not my biological mother, but a clone?"

"I, Uncle Wu Zhu, am not a human being?"

"robot!!"

Fan Xian slapped himself twice on the spot, saying it was impossible, absolutely impossible, this kind of thing was simply ridiculous.

He suddenly thought of something, something that could easily prove what Su Xiaomeng said.

Fan Xian turned his head and showed a strange smile to the blindfolded Uncle Wu Zhu who was standing there holding a shovel.

It is said that.

Uncle Wu Zhu has laser eyes under his eyes.

Even the great master can’t bear it!

Let me, Shushu, be healthy?

"Uncle Wu Zhu!"

"What?"

"Stand there and don't move, take my move! Monkey steals a peach!"

Wuzhu really listened to Fan Xian's words. He noticed that Fan Xian seemed to be staring at his eyes, but the sound of action came towards him on the way down the mountain.

This should be left to others.

Even though he knew he wouldn't move, he still couldn't help but shake his body.

To hit a man, you have to hit three ways, and to hit a woman, you have to hit three ways!

One dozen and one is accurate.

One dozen, no one made a sound!

But Wu Zhu didn't react at all, and forcefully took Fan Xian's monkey-stealing peach move. Not only did he not feel any pain, but he asked with a little doubt, "What's wrong?"

"Nothing...hehehehe...it just feels like this world is too ridiculous, it's really funny..."

Fan Xian laughed maniacally, with mixed feelings in his heart. He suddenly felt that maybe he shouldn't know some things so that he could live a happier life.

But he didn't think too much.

After all, his temperament is to take things as they come, to remain calm even when a mountain collapses in front of him. He was paralyzed in bed for so many years in his previous life. If he can have a chance to survive, even if the world is ridiculous, it doesn't matter.

There is also a girl with chicken legs!

He is not single.

No, no, no one is still single in their twenties, right?

[Fan Moumou: Alas, I never expected that I would be walking alone with a nuclear weapon, but I am quite happy to think about it. If I see anyone who is unhappy, I will just breathe out Godzilla and send them to see Tai Nai. 】

[Fan Moumou: It's just a pity that the island where I lived a good life as a child is gone. Otherwise, it would be a holy land for spiritual practice. If you practice there, the results will be great! 】

[Third Young Master of the Xiao Family: This is really a joke from hell. Don’t tell me. If you go, you might meet a lot of acquaintances! 】

[I want to kill my brother: What are you talking about? I feel like I am smiling happily. 】

[Fan Moumou: No, no, I’m talking nonsense. A friend of mine is going to have a baby, and I’m talking nonsense with joy. 】

[Third Young Master of the Xiao Family: Me too, me too, I have a friend who is also going to have a baby, hahahaha! 】

Sasuke folded his hands on his chest and frowned slightly. He always felt that something was wrong, but before he could figure it out, countless screams came from his ears.

"ah!!"

"Thinking Sasuke-kun is so handsome!"

Cut ~

A bunch of weak, boring women!

Sasuke turned his head in disgust and focused his gaze on Naruto. There was uncontrollable heat in his eyes. Is this crane tail the legendary child of prophecy, my future lifelong enemy?

Why are you sleeping? !

"Naruto-kun!"

"Sasuke-kun!"

"Let's fight together!!"

"I will not give in!!"

Just when Sasuke was about to gear up, he suddenly saw in the chat group that Su Xiaomeng mentioned something that made his eyes light up and he was stunned.

[Little Witch of the Cave Sky: I remember Fan Xian, your cultivation level has surpassed that of the Grand Master and reached a higher level. The domineering Qi in your body has reached its peak. When the time comes, you and Xiao Yan should take it easy. Don’t be serious. Blow up all that mountain and leave some people alive...]

How powerful are nuclear warheads?

Can you destroy a mountain, destroy a mountain range?

The fat man and the little boy will give the answer!

[Third Young Master of the Xiao Family: Please call us Heping Tianzun Group. 】

[I want to kill my brother: What exactly is this powerful force you are talking about? Why can it be so powerful when combined together? ]

It can destroy mountains.

Sasuke used his brain and tried his best to imagine it. He couldn't help but take a breath. This kind of terrifying combat power and destructive power, I'm afraid even the strongest Hokage, the third generation, can't do it.

If he mastered this power.

Cooperate with his awakened eyes.

Defeat that man, beat that man and call him brother, and force that man to kneel down and apologize to his parents, isn't it easy?

Onii-chan!

Go to hell! !

[Little Demon Girl of Cave Heaven: How should I put it? This kind of power that can destroy mountains can actually be done by ordinary people. It mainly studies a kind of science, but it can be replaced by another kind of power, that is, hydrogen bombs. ]

[Little Demon Girl of Cave Heaven: You can also understand it as an alternative water escape! ]

Water escape?

Water escape that can destroy mountains?

Sasuke thought about it, but still couldn't connect the devastating water escape technique with the small water arrows spit out from the mouths of those ninjas.

[I want to kill my brother: How can I practice such water escape technique? ]

I want that man to experience the power of nuclear peace!

This is his dearest brother, and I want to give him the greatest warmth!

[Fan: Don't even think about it, just go find the man called Orochimaru, that guy has pushed the technology tree to the extreme, and his ability to save his life is the best in the ninja world. He also has some kind of inexplicable bond with you, you can choose to recognize him as your adoptive father, or adoptive mother, hehe...]

[Fan: He will appear in your village soon! ]

Orochimaru?

The person who made the chat group friends in the other world praise him.

Sasuke couldn't help but ponder, it should be considered very powerful, then I can only use all my strength... I wonder if I can defeat the opponent in a sneak attack?

He lowered his head.

In a place where no one was observing, there was a blood-colored windmill in his pupils that kept turning.

At the same time

Orochimaru, who was at a very long distance, was showing a satisfied grin. He looked towards Konoha, the weak Konoha, the aging Third Generation, hehehehe...

I'm here! !

Who can cut me? ?