Chapter 341 Do You Usually Watch These Short Videos?
Su Qingfeng successfully arrived at the Lazy Realm and began to learn how to make a god-level soul guide.
Tang San stood outside the mountain of the Lazy Realm and looked at the backs of Tang Wutong and Su Qingfeng. He fell into deep thought and murmured:
"Xiao Qi, I hope you can succeed!"
"God of Destruction, you'd better not go too far, otherwise I will sooner or later turn you back to the original state of Destruction Condensate."
If the God of Destruction really heard this, I'm afraid he would have to fight Tang San directly:
Little jerk, you want to open a dyeing factory after giving you three points of color, right? Can't tell who is the big and small king?
However, it is obvious that the God of Destruction has no time to deal with Tang San at this time.
After all, Tang San's family is broken now, his mother and wife are in conflict, and his daughter wants to break off relations with him. His image in the hearts of the gods is broken.
All along, the image that Tang San has created in the God Realm is like this:
He is serious and reliable at work, hardworking, harmonious in family, loves his wife and daughter, and is a perfect man.
Maybe he pretended too much before, and now the family is facing fragmentation and challenges. All of a sudden, all kinds of rumors came out.
When he returned to the God Realm Committee, Tang San quietly passed by two pavilions, where a dozen gods were playing chess and chatting.
A god started the topic and asked curiously: "Hey, have you heard? The Tang God King's family seems to have broken up. Sister Xiao Wu has stopped letting Tang God King into the house and started to live separately. In the afternoon, Xiao Qi also broke off relations with Tang God King, saying that he is not a tool or something, and he wants to return everything he has to Tang God King. I wonder what happened?"
"I heard that the matter is actually like this. More than ten years ago, Tang God King asked the Goddess of Life for a prescription, and then he gave birth to Xiao Qi. But after Xiao Qi was born, Tang God King was not good in that aspect. How could Sister Xiao Wu tolerate it? Naturally, there were constant quarrels. Isn't it Just exploded?"
"Well, the couple's life is not harmonious! I can understand it. No wonder I heard that Xiao Wu secretly returned to Douluo Continent before. I guess she went there to reminisce about her youth?"
"Alas, I also heard that the reliable and serious image of Tang Shenwang outside is all fake. In fact, Tang Shenwang is hypocritical and wants to possess his daughter, so Xiao Qi wants to break off relations with him. "
"Oh my god, is it true? Is it so scary?"
"Shh! Do you want to die? Discussing these things, be careful that Tang Shenwang will send you to death!"
Hearing these words, Tang San's whole face turned purple. These gods have indeed found a way to die.
Bad God, Mouth God, Liar God... Tang San has remembered you. If you spread rumors about this god, I will send you to see the King of Hell sooner or later!
Buzz!
A burst of sea god power, two small sea god tridents composed of divine power broke through the air and directly blasted the stone table in the pavilion.
The gods looked back and saw a blue voice flying past. They were all horrified and shouted:
"Oh my god, it's God King Tang. He can't have heard our conversation, right?"
"It's over, we're dead!"
"Hey, God King Tang, are you okay?"
"God King Tang has always been generous and upright. As a great God King, he won't bother with us little gods, right?"
"You bold lunatic, how can we define God King Tang? God King Tang! Don't be angry, We are all men, we can all empathize with your misery, come to my mansion for a drink when you have time, I will comfort you!"
"By the way, I have another piece of gossip, Tang Shen Wang, Xiao Wu seems to have been c by other handsome guys, you should check it out quickly!"
Hearing this, Tang San, who was flying in the air, almost fell down, his face was black, and he couldn't help but swear:
Fuck you, I really want to kill you, it's okay to talk about it in private, but you shouted it out so loudly, afraid that others don't know, right?
I and Xiao Wu have been childhood sweethearts, and we have been together all the way, and you dare to criticize?
Tang San was very depressed, he felt that the darkest moment of his life had arrived.
But how could he know that this was just the beginning of his downfall, at most it could only be regarded as a drizzle, not to the extent of a storm.
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The third floor of the Lazy God Castle is a place to study and research god-level soul guides, where various soul guide books collected and created by the God of Laziness are stored.
But the number is very small.
Su Qingfeng visited the Soul Guidance Library of the Sun and Moon Continent, which has at least tens of thousands of books.
Even the Soul Guidance Library of the Sea God Pavilion has hundreds of books.
However, in the Lazy God Castle, there are only a dozen books on the manufacture and principle of God-level Soul Guidance!
However, there is a three-dimensional screen in the center of the third floor of the God Castle, which can be clearly seen from all directions. On that screen, all kinds of videos are stored.
The God of Laziness led Su Qingfeng and Tang Wutong into the study room, slowly turned on the screen switch, and was about to play the video, saying:
"Master Shaoshen, although I don't have many books here, I usually have video records of the process of making God-level Soul Guidance. You can see the practical process more clearly and in detail, and you can also learn."
Lazy: Omitted! I won't admit it. In fact, it's because writing books is too tiring and troublesome, and it's slow. It's better to record it directly with video!
"Master Shaoshen, look!"
The God of Laziness felt that he was really too wise. If the young god learns to make a god-level soul guide, he needs to watch her operation video every day. Wouldn't it be a long-term love?
But love grows over time, so you have to have sex first...
Bang Bang~
The god of laziness casually opened a video file named dldl.a.v, and the screen played it three-dimensionally with almost zero delay.
The picture was very real, as if it was happening right in front of them. It was more 3D than the 3D version. That content gradually made Su Qingfeng and Tang Wutong blush...
I saw a dark night inside the screen, with moonlight shining on the mountain peaks. Soon the hero and heroine appeared. They seemed to be in a hurry, eager to eat each other up. The man pushed the woman down onto a huge rock. , doing indescribable things.
As the woman's expression changed, she made a sound of oh~ and the air was filled with a charming atmosphere.
Su Qingfeng was stunned.
Tang Wutong's whole body was trembling, and he felt like he was breaking out in hot sweat.
The god of laziness hurriedly closed the video and started a new channel.
Tang Wutong muttered: "Is this how you usually record videos?"
Su Qingfeng was also a little shocked. If he saw it correctly, if what just happened was real, it should be an anxious field battle.
Not suitable for children.
The God of Sloth quickly explained:
"Master Shaoshen, don't get me wrong. The heroine in it is not me. Of course, if the male protagonist is Master Shaoshen, I would still be happy to be that heroine."
Hearing this, Tang Wutong: (｀⌒メ)
Su Qingfeng: I'm a little panicked.
"Ah, these are not the important points. I don't look at them very often. I just made an observer to detect planes before. I accidentally observed someone in the wild on some planes. I couldn't help but record it. It was not intentional. Yes!”
"However, I also have a small need. Would you like to soothe your lazy heart, Master Shaoshen?"
"emmm...these are the real soul guide manufacturing videos!"
The God of Sloth finally turned on the proper VCR.
But Su Qingfeng just wanted to mourn for these men and women who were photographed looking for excitement. This tells us a truth:
Although love is great, you should also pay attention to the occasion, especially the camera in the sky~