Chapter 113 [Rice Noodle Mountain in the Alien World]
There aren’t many entertainment activities in the alien world. If you really want to talk about it, there is actually no difference from ordinary people.
The same star-chasing, the same admiration for the strong.
However, although the routines are the same, most aliens still maintain their nobility and draw a clear line between themselves and ordinary people. Even if they chase stars, they chase those in the alien circle.
The alien circle is so small that everyone basically knows which of the younger generation is handsome, beautiful, powerful, and has a strong background.
Among the men, it is Zhuge Qing, and among the women, it is Lu Linglong. The licking dogs on both sides are the same as the fan circle.
Above these two are the ten recognized masters in the alien world.
There is no way. Everyone admires the strong. Although most of the ten masters are already old, their popularity in the alien circle has not diminished at all.
Especially Zhang Zhiwei, the head of the ten masters, his status is terrifyingly high.
Although he is amiable and can make jokes, the discussion about him in the Yiren forum is like a work group of 40-year-old uncles, all of whom use flowers and thumbs-up emoticons.
As for teasing and joking, there is not a single one.
It is a slide that cannot be touched.
Until today, the Yiren internal network, which can barely be called a stagnant pool of water, has been hit by a big stone.
The click rate of the post posted by "Xing Bu Chang Ming Zhang Chulan" has been increasing at a frightening rate, but the comments are still vaguely visible.
"I am funny, you are a genius! (Withdrawn)"
"I didn't mean to click in, it has nothing to do with me."
"Ha, don't bleed on me."
"It's over, I was just about to open the Yuzhen acupoint, and I looked at my phone and laughed so hard that I got a stitch in my side. I won't die from a stitch in my side, right?"
As the click rate increased, Rock also began to close his eyes in the lower bunk.
Zhang Chulan, who was on the upper bunk, sensed Rock's movements, but he just raised his eyes slightly, pretended to know nothing, and continued his nap.
Rock exhaled slowly, and his mind gradually sank into the inner scene.
The inner scene is similar to the spiritual space of a person, but it is more mysterious than that, more like a place where the roots are.
In the inner scene, sorcerers with higher cultivation can get answers to all the world here, and this is the origin of the so-called fortune-telling and divination in the alien world.
In addition to getting answers, all the innate abilities or acquired means related to time and space are basically inseparable from the application of the inner scene.
For example, the fire escape technique of Huo De Zong has the same effect as the flying thunder god, which can instantly teleport people from one place to another across thousands of miles, and the application of the inner scene is indispensable.
Rock called the inner scene to shorten the distance in space.
After his talent improved, this idea had already formed in his mind.
Rock waved his hand slowly, and the Qi generated by his posts around the world was collected by him across the distance with his inner vision for cultivation.
There are all kinds of people in this world, and Rock knows very well that even if he posts a question about which is better, Coca-Cola or Pepsi, there will be people who really make fun of it, and there will also be people who are really angry.
Not to mention teasing the contemporary Tianshi, there must be impatient people who are angry, and people who can get angry at such a light tease are not very sophisticated, so it is not difficult for Rock to mobilize emotions.
The emotions of ordinary people are meaningless to him, but the emotions of aliens are very helpful to Rock's cultivation.
The cultivation methods of aliens are varied, but in general, they are to temper their own life and death cultivation.
Among them, according to Rock's popular understanding, the life and death cultivation is that the spirit, mind, etc. that cannot be seen and touched is sex, and the physical body and other real existence is life.
Only cultivating life, not cultivating nature, this is the first disease of cultivation; only cultivating nature, not cultivating life, it is difficult for the Yin spirit to become a saint.
To become an immortal, you must have boundless magical power and cultivate both sex and life.
And Rock's innate ability is a means to help temper "sex". It is said that there are three treasures in the sky, the sun, the moon and the stars; people have three treasures, essence, energy and spirit.
Among them, the essence and energy in the essence, energy and spirit are relatively common, because there is a saying that refines essence into energy, and Rock has heard of it even if he did not practice in his previous life.
But the last one... well, the soul is relatively rare.
The soul is also another way of saying sex, and there are many similar sayings.
So when Rock told Zhang Chulan to beat the soul, he was not kidding. He was really using the most essence of human emotions to temper his own soul.
His innate ability is actually quite effective, but it's a pity that it makes people angry, which is really a bit hateful and easy to get beaten.
Before, when Rock's talent was mediocre, he could only take advantage of Zhang Chulan, a guy who had always hidden his identity as an alien.
After all, Zhang Chulan didn't dare to do it easily, and kicking him was like kicking cotton.
Rock's previous cultivation was able to improve steadily, all thanks to Brother Chu Lan's "salary".
Now, with improved talent and strength, Rock will naturally not forget Zhang Chu Lan, the guiding light on the road of cultivation, and using Brother Chu Lan's name on the Internet is also to remind himself to remember this kindness.
The mood of harvesting was consumed in the blink of an eye. Rock opened his eyes and decided to continue to shine on the Internet.
He turned on his mobile phone, clicked on the Yiren Forum, and kept scrolling down. What he saw were basically meaningless comments.
It was not until he scrolled for a while that Rock saw a message from an account with more fans: "May I ask if Mr. Lu Jin was also there at the time, how would you deal with it?"
He was just fanning the flames, but Rock never backed down.
He immediately replied with the account "Okay, please change your name to Zhang Chulan": "Lu Jin is just lucky and has a smooth life. If he met me at the age of 18 when he was 3 years old, he would have suffered a lot."
"With Lu Jin's three-fold reverse life, I can shake him a little bit and slap him to tears."
The comment was sent out instantly.
This time, the person who was tampering with the current head of the Lu family, Mr. Lu, who had no flaws in his life.
The aliens who were originally watching the fun were immediately amused again.
"What is the alien version of the tiger sliding tackle?"
"Brother, you are so lively."
"My evaluation is that it is not as good as punching through a steel plate."
"Okay, okay, buddy, you are so stubborn. The two Ten Masters are fighting the same way, right?"
"Crazy, crazy, crazy!"
Two consecutive tricks directly ignited the hearts of the young generation who were watching the fun. No matter who was being discussed, they immediately started to charge.
In the atmosphere of prank, there were also many people who were really angry, and what Rock wanted was these emotions.
He immediately closed his eyes again and continued to fight the soul.
While fighting the soul, Rock recalled some methods of using emotions or beliefs to practice in the original work.
The four madmen of Quanxing and the famous Quanxing Xiongling Xia Liuqing were more famous for using emotions and beliefs.
Among these people, compared with the twelve labor love formations of Lei Yanpao Gao Ning, the god mask used by Xiongling Xia Liuqing was actually more similar to Rock's method.
God mask - collect people's worship and belief in God in an unknown way. When necessary, by interpreting the gods and acting until you believe in them, you can use faith to transform yourself into a god.
This method reminded Rock of an interesting thing. In the old version of the TV series, there was an actor who played the Jade Emperor. His image was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, so that many images used on the ghost money later were basically copied and pasted or re-created from his appearance.
From the perspective of the Godhead Mask, this is simply a good thing that has fallen from the sky.
However, this power of faith cannot be used as you want. In the original work, Wang Zhenqiu, who practiced the Godhead Mask, also practiced a lot of skills from other sects in order to better interpret the role.
For example, learning the art of Huo De Sect is to cooperate with the interpretation of Nezha's wind and fire wheels.
Even if the pie falls from the sky, you have to have the ability to eat it.
Rock also thought about whether to practice some exercises similar to the "Twelve Labor Emotion Formation" to arouse other people's anger, but later gave up because he did not use "anger", but the pure emotional power caused by anger.
This emotional power comes from the heart and comes from the Yuanshen.
If the Twelve Labor Emotion Formation is used to forcibly arouse emotions, the emotions guided by this "fake anger" may be too weak and cannot be used to temper the Yuanshen at all.
After playing a Yuanshen, Rock, who was in the lower bunk, rested for a while.
Next, he should try to practice life.
In the past, Rock had no means to cultivate "life" because of his talent.
This is also a major dilemma faced by most innate people.
Rock's innate ability can help cultivate "sexuality", which is good. If the innate ability is relatively unconventional, even "sexuality" cannot be cultivated, let alone "life".
For example, telekinesis is a relatively excellent innate ability. Not only can you learn methods from the school of controlling objects, but you can also learn skills such as reversing the eight directions, because these are basically connected.
But if the innate ability is bizarre such as space, then you are out of luck.
You can only learn some boxing techniques with higher applicability to cultivate your "life". As for the improvement of "sexuality", there is no other way, you can only use your abilities more. If you use them more, your "sexuality" will naturally increase.
Similar to this kind of people are some sorcerers, who have a high level of "sexual" cultivation, but a general level of "life", so usually sorcerers will also learn some boxing to help themselves improve their "life" cultivation.
So in addition to hanging out on the Internet, Rock also has to practice boxing frequently.
Only by practicing both sexuality and life can one be considered healthy.
He had no choice before, but now it is different. He has learned a lot of fighting techniques in the world of science, including Jeet Kune Do from Akai Shuichi.
In addition, he can even study Rock's own fighting techniques with the salary thief.
Thinking of this, Rock got up and got off the bed. He had to find a place to start boxing.
He couldn't lie on the bed and practice boxing on the Internet.
After getting up, Rock glanced at his life mentor Zhang Chulan, who was facing the wall with his back to him at the moment, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
...
A few months later.
Time flies.
The people of the Lu family sat together as usual.
They gathered together with Lu Linglong from the Lu family as the core, and they could be called the leaders of the younger generation.
"Why hasn't Zhang Chulan updated his posts yet? Without him, who can make up for the nutrition I lack?" Canglong muttered while flipping through his phone.
His fingers kept clicking on Zhang Chulan's avatar in the forum.
And under this avatar was a personal signature: "He is both literary and martial, and he is also very handsome. He is a newcomer in the alien circle, and he is afraid that the circle is not violent enough."
Clicking on the other party's forum, this Zhang Chulan almost posts a post at a high intensity every once in a while.
"Don't update him anymore. He's been working too hard in the past few months." Xiao Xiao said from the side. He was really convinced by this person.
Everyone just laughed at the first post, but the recent posts from this guy are really a bit scary.
Especially in the past two days, news about the Eight Wonders has spread all over the world, and Zhang Chulan, who is active on the Internet, is actually the descendant of Qi Tiyuanliu, one of the Eight Wonders.
Eight magical skills! This is it!
Since the news broke, almost every one of his posts is now flooded with comments.
Hidden Dragon slid his finger down to reveal the post from this account:
"Brothers, I made an appointment with a very good-looking girl today. She was said to be from the Liu family in western Hunan. She was playing with corpses. My brother will no longer be a virgin soon." 》
"It's okay to lie to your brothers, but don't lie to yourself."
"The catheter is quite imaginative."
"Wori, are you serious?"
"I, a fan of Sun Xiaochuan, am I considered a corpse hunter?" Do you think I can have a relationship with her? 》
"Stop it, brother, the Liu family in Xiangxi has already started to trick you."
"I live across from Liu's house. I prove that they bought a truckload of breadmen."
"Is this Mr. Zhang Chulan from Nanbu Kai University?"
"I'm super, box!"
Hidden Dragon paused for a moment when he saw this, because at this time, the news that Zhang Chulan was the successor of the Eight Wonders spread quickly. He scrolled down the famous comments, and as expected, the comments below were all related to the origin of Qi Ti.
"Full sexual fidelity?" Quan Xing Ding Zhen! I just met four crazy bone scrapers. I went straight to the supermarket to scan the goods and grabbed them hard for her! 》
"Brother, my good brother, Quan Xing spreads the news that you are the originator of the Eight Wonders of Qi Ti. Can you keep it true?"
"Brother, are you really the descendant of Qi Ti Yuan?"
"Really or not? You know how to do abstract things?"
"Give me the source of Qi Ti!"
"If you don't understand, just ask, brothers, doesn't the Lu family, one of the four major families, use Ruyi Jin? bydWhere did his soul-clearing technique come from? 》
"The comment section of this post has been blocked."
"Brothers, brothers, how come the Tianxiahui and the Wang family are both detaining their spirits and dispatching their generals? I am super, so fierce!" Where is it wholesaled? 》
"The comment section of this post has been blocked."
Hidden Dragon withdrew, then clicked on Zhang Chulan's personal interface and glanced at the comment area below:
"Brother, please stop fishing. Your bait is a bit scary."
"Farewell, brother. We don't know each other very well. I'm just a stranger."
"Zhang Chulan, I am a real brother. Brother, where are you now? I either want to learn the origin of Qi Ti, or I want to reminisce about old times with my brother."
"What do these two recent posts mean? Are they pulling other people from the Eight Magic Skills to self-destruct? (Retracted)"
"You're not in Nanbukai at all! Where are you putting it?"
——
At this moment.
Everywhere is connected to the North China branch.
A roar came from inside.
"I'm going?! Who the hell is pretending to be me!"