Chapter 151 Family Dinner
Ironworms squirmed on the cheekbones and poked their heads out of the inner corners of the eyes.
Li Banfeng saw its head, which was very close to the eyeballs.
The bug had a mouth on its head. Li Banfeng couldn't see clearly what was going on in the mouth, but he knew that the bug's mouth was aimed at his eyeball, ready to bite him.
Li Banfeng jumped to the "shore", grabbed the wireworm, and pulled hard.
The skin of the iron worm was very rough and thick, with some barbs, and a large piece of flesh and blood was torn out. Li Banfeng pulled the iron worm out of the corner of his eye.
Throwing the bug on the ground, Li Banfeng wanted to step on it, but his feet had lost all feeling.
The leather shoes were full of holes, and it was unknown how many wireworms had gotten into Li Banfeng's feet.
He opened the portable home with the key, threw the key as far away as possible, and stumbled into the house.
He fell to the ground, his whole body was itching, and hundreds of insects were crawling in his body.
Phew~
A cloud of steam rushed over and wrapped around Li Banfeng's body. The steam seeped into the wound and killed the insects one by one.
The three needles extended to Li Banfeng, first taking off his shoes and then tearing his socks to pieces.
A pair of feet were covered with holes the size of incense sticks, and there were things crawling in some of the holes.
"Hey, he's not dead!" the record player lamented, "Where did this evil creature come from, the Iron Wire River? The bugs in the Iron Wire River shouldn't be so strong."
Li Banfeng heard this sentence, but had no strength to answer.
He couldn't answer, and he didn't know what happened to these bugs.
The record player took off Li Banfeng's clothes, and a cloud of steam swirled up and down. After a quarter of an hour, the squirming insects in the cave were gone.
Killing these bugs was easy for the record player, but she was worried about hurting Li Banfeng.
A needle was inserted into the hole in Li Banfeng's ankle bone, and after a moment of provocation, a wireworm more than ten centimeters long was drawn out.
The three needles worked together and picked out the dead wireworms one by one.
Li Banfeng's body convulsed, and he trembled: "Madam, be gentler, be gentler on critical points."
There are also many bugs in critical areas.
Chichi~
The record player deliberately dialed a few times.
"Hey, sir~ Why didn't you speak more gently when you put on the engine oil? Now you know how uncomfortable it is? Hahahaha!"
…
Lu Dongjun, surrounded by a group of entourage, stepped off the train. He went from Lushui City to Haichiling.
As soon as he left the platform, reporters surrounded him.
"Mr. Lu, are you here for disaster relief?"
Lu Dongjun smiled slightly and said: "I said before that disaster relief will not help until the pests are eliminated. The purpose of my visit this time is to clean up the mosquitoes in Haichiling without leaving a single one behind."
"Mr. Lu, the disaster in Haichiling is very serious. Where do you plan to start?"
"I'm going to start with Toutao Ling first."
There are three mountains in Haichiling. Toudaoling is the most prosperous and is a medium-sized city. Erdaoling is composed of three towns. Sandaoling is relatively remote, with dozens of villages of various sizes.
The reporter asked: "Mr. Lu, all major families have exhausted their methods, and a lot of forces have been deployed from other states, but they are all helpless against the mosquitoes. How confident are you in taking action this time?"
Lu Dongjun looked at the reporter and said calmly: "I am very sure."
Click, click, click, the camera kept ringing.
These words really shocked the reporters.
Lu Dongjun said: "This is not my boast. I believe that any big family in Puluo Prefecture can completely eliminate these pests if they show their true skills.
But have they shown their true skills? They are afraid of revealing their family's strength, and they are afraid of causing unnecessary trouble. Today, the people of Haichiling are starving and suffering, and they are still busy scheming.
But the Lu family is different from them, and I, Lu Dongjun, am different from them. I leave my words here today. As long as the mosquitoes are not eradicated, I will never leave Haichiling! "
The reporters were shocked. One reporter asked carefully: "I heard that there were some conflicts between you and your family. Is it convenient for you to disclose some information to us?"
Lu Dongjun smiled and said: "What you call conflict is Qiu Zhiheng, right? Is his surname Lu? Is he a member of the Lu family? What qualifications does he have to dictate matters of the Lu family?
After finishing the matter in Haichiling, I will return to Lushui Bay to clean up the house. I want to give an explanation to my brother, to the Lu family, and to Puozhou! "
These words were all prepared by Wan Jinxian in advance, and Lu Dongjun knew them by heart.
The reporters also wanted to ask about the conflict between Lu Dongjun and Qiu Zhiheng. Lu Dongjun lowered his hands and said: "The top priority right now is not the trivial things in my family. Letting the people of Haichiling survive is the top priority right now. Heavy,
I am ready for a life-and-death battle with the pests. I hope that the major families and gangs in Haichiling can put aside their grudges and fight side by side with Lu. I believe that as long as we work together, we will be able to... …”
At the climax, a mosquito flew into Lu Dongjun's mouth, causing Lu Dongjun to choke and cough twice.
Normally, nothing funny would happen to an eighth-level martial artist.
But Lu Dongjun was a little excited, and there were indeed many mosquitoes in Haichiling, so many that they were so pervasive. Fortunately, the mosquitoes in Haichiling only ate food and did not suck blood, so they would not cause direct harm to people.
The mosquitoes gathered here because they were eyeing the food brought by Lu Dongjun.
These grains were processed by Wan Jinxian in a special way and sealed in a glass box. They were not for eating, but for killing mosquitoes.
Although Lu Dongjun accidentally ate a mosquito, it was just a small flaw in this wonderful speech.
After leaving the train station, Wan Jinxian took Lu Dongjun to a house.
This was the residence he had prepared for Lu Dongjun in advance. Although it was not as luxurious as the one in Green Water Bay, it had all the necessary expenses.
Lu Dongjun settled down and called Wan Jinxian to say, "If it were you, we should start tomorrow and kill all the mosquitoes in Toudaoling first!"
Wan Jinxian shook his head and said, "Master, you are too impatient. You have to listen to me. Wait two days before starting. Let the reporters make a big fuss so that everyone in Haichiling will know who saved them!"
…
The fuss was really big. He Yuxiu looked at the newspaper and laughed angrily, "Damn it, Lu Dongjun, this birdman, talks so disgustingly, as if he is the only one who is working on this matter, and others are just watching the fun. I want to see what he can do to kill the mosquitoes!"
He Haiqin, the head of the He family, sat in silence for a long time, shook his head slightly and said, "Lu Dongjun dared to say such a thing, It proves that he must have some tricks. "
He Yuxiu spat and said, "What kind of tricks can he have? His brain is not even one or two pounds. It is far worse than his brother. I think he can't stay in Lushui City anymore, so he ran to Haichiling to cheat and live a life."
"Don't be careless. If he really kills the mosquito, Haichiling will be his world in the future, Haisheng!" He Haiqin called He Haisheng, the third uncle of the He family and He Jiaqing, over.
"You go to Haichiling, don't make any noise, and secretly watch Lu Dongjun to see what tricks he is going to play!"
...
Huff, huff~
After killing all the bugs in Li Banfeng's body, the record player set its sights on Pan Dehai's flesh and blood.
The sound of the huqin sounded, and an old song followed:
"The pipa is too melodious,
The song is too sad,
The world's things are really hard to tell,
The beautiful flowers lack people to appreciate,
How can a crow be worthy of a phoenix?"
The song is called "Crow and Phoenix", the melody is sad and mournful, and the lyrics are full of resentment. Singing from the lady's mouth, it has a unique style.
What kind of style?
The style that made Li Banfeng angry!
"Why sing this? Are you saying that I am not worthy of you?" Li Banfeng was covered in bandages and glared at the record player.
"Hey, husband, I am not talking about you, I am talking about this piece of meat. This piece of meat is a good thing, but you can't eat it at your current level. If you leave it like this, it will be wasted if it loses its vitality."
The words went around in circles, but the core meaning was only one.
"If you are hungry, just eat it. Why do you say I am a crow? Why don't you say I am a toad!" Li Banfeng was still very angry.
"Hey, husband, I'm not talking about you. How can husband be a toad? Even if husband is a toad, he's a golden toad!"
"Alright, alright, eat it!"
The record player was not polite. Two needles pierced the piece of flesh and blood, absorbing the spiritual energy from it.
Honglian doesn't eat raw food, and the record player doesn't eat dead food. This is their characteristic.
Is this piece of flesh and blood alive or dead?
It's hard to define. Judging from the greedy way the lady eats, this piece is between life and death. It has spirituality, but it is definitely not a complete soul.
It took the lady an hour to eat up the spirituality in the flesh and blood. The rest will be handed over to Honglian.
Honglian is in the outer room, Li Banfeng can't get out of bed, and the record player can't come into direct contact with Honglian. Once they come into contact, the two will fight.
The record player pushed open the door of the outer room and shouted, "Bitch, there is something good to eat, come out and eat it yourself!"
Honglian didn't respond, and suddenly heard someone rushing out of the door and shouting loudly, "Laughing up to the sky and going out, we are not ordinary people!"
As soon as the voice fell, Tang Dao rushed up and cut off a small piece of flesh and blood.
"Wow ha ha ha!" Tang Dao was satisfied with this piece of flesh and blood. Fearing revenge from the record player and Honglian, he hurried to the third room.
The pendulum took the opportunity to suck a few mouthfuls of blood, and the record player didn't stop it: "This bitch has done a great deed, let her suck."
The earring cried out: "Master~"
Li Banfeng put the earring on the table: "Eat it yourself!"
Eat it yourself?
How easy is that?
The earring would not move, and she didn't dare to act rashly in front of the record player.
"Madam..." The earring greeted respectfully in front of the record player.
The record player snorted coldly, and used a ball of steam to lift the earring to the flesh and blood, and it was covered with oil and water.
The earrings were very happy and thanked him repeatedly. The record player responded coldly: "No need to thank me. Today's meal will make you, a bunch of bastards, full."
Tang Dao laughed loudly in the third room: "We are men, not bastards!"
The record player shouted: "If you talk too much, I will melt you into iron!"
The copper lotus did not wait for others. It blew up a whirlwind, collected the flesh and blood, closed the petals, and began to make pills.
Is there anyone else?
Yes!
An old voice cried: "I'm cold, who can warm me up."
It's a teapot.
The teapot given to Li Banfeng by the hard-working Zhong Desong.
Because this magic weapon is too high in level and too expensive, it has been sealed. Today, for some reason, it can speak.
In fact, the wife deliberately let him speak.
"Hey, you old ghost, now you know it's cold, huhaha! Do you want to eat? Have you learned the rules? If you can't, you can only watch in the future."
"I understand the rules, Madam, please let me go."
This teapot is indeed very useful. Li Banfeng looked at his wife, and his wife responded: "Don't worry, my husband, wait for me to add another room for you in the future, and this teapot will not dare to act rashly."
It means that if Li Banfeng is promoted to another level, he can control this teapot.
Is it going to be promoted again?
It's possible.
This Pan Dehai has a complicated origin. My wife ate his flesh and blood, and it is estimated that his strength will be restored a lot.
The fourth level of the house repair and the second level of the travel repair, when the cultivation backfires, won't Li Banfeng be torn apart again?
There is no room for negotiation on this matter. First, I can't tell my wife about the travel repair, and second, my wife never greeted Li Banfeng before the promotion.
I have to find an opportunity to quickly upgrade the travel repair to the third level.
Huh~ Chichichi~
The wife yawned: "Hey, husband, you stay in the room and take care of your injuries. I'm sleepy and need to take a nap."
The food this time was not easy to digest, so the wife fell into a deep sleep.
PS: Li Banfeng is still lost, how to get back next?
Is there any need to ask this? Just follow the Tiexian River and go in the opposite direction!
Is it that simple?
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