Chapter 757: Strange Metaphor of Natural Disasters
After the show, Lu Xiao and Tianzai first sent Zhang Weidong back to the camp and handed him over to his adjutant.
Then the two of them went to feed the hellworm Daguai as usual.
Watching Lu Xiao constantly feeding his flesh and blood to the hellworm, Tianzai thought of the big turtle that was like a war fortress.
So he asked curiously: "Why don't you feed the big turtle like this?"
Hearing this, Lu Xiao suddenly woke up.
He hadn't thought about this before.
After Tianzai's reminder, a picture suddenly emerged in Lu Xiao's mind.
Generally speaking, vehicles are divided into three types: sea, land and air.
Xiaoguai is like an amphibious combat tank, which can serve as a mount for the sea and land.
The hellworm Daguai is more suitable for activities under the ground.
In this way, there is still a lack of an air combat mount.
The first thing Lu Xiao thought of was the creature he named "Shark Eagle".
Three mounts, adapted to four different combat environments.
And he only needs to pay a little flesh and blood as a price to feed it.
Great profit!
After feeding Daguai, the two immediately came to the modification workshop where Xiaoguai was resting.
At this time, the technicians were doing daily maintenance for Xiaoguai.
Maintenance items include but are not limited to buttering and checking for mechanical failures.
Looking at the busy technical engineers, Lu Xiao took advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention and jumped into the turtle shell along the position of Xiaoguai's head.
The space inside the turtle shell is large, enough to accommodate Lu Xiao's free movement.
As if sensing Lu Xiao's arrival, Xiaoguai suddenly opened his eyes as big as gas tanks.
Lu Xiao came in front of Xiaoguai with a smirk on his face.
He lifted Xiaoguai's upper palate with force, and then threw a piece of meat that had been prepared long ago into it.
Then he closed Xiaoguai's mouth.
Xiaoguai's eyes were full of confusion, and he instinctively wanted to spit out the meat in his mouth.
But Lu Xiao sat directly on his turtle nose.
"Xiaoguai, don't say I don't love you.
You should have what others have."
Hearing Lu Xiao's words, Xiaoguai simply swallowed the blood and flesh in his mouth.
The feeding process was quite smooth, and Xiaoguai did not make any effective resistance.
After feeding Xiaoguai, Lu Xiao and Tianzai came to the ground to breathe.
The two sat side by side on the ground, staring at the setting sun in the sky.
After a long time, Lu Xiao suddenly said: "Good brother, after I solve the future troubles of the tribe, you take me to wander in the universe, how about it?"
Tianzai nodded without thinking: "I think it can work!"
Tianzai's original idea was to gain the recognition of the world will of the earth so that he would no longer live that kind of wandering life.
But as time went by, this idea became weaker and weaker.
It seems that drifting in the universe is more suitable for him.
In addition, "Death" took on his madness, and now he is like a new life.
If it weren't for Lu Xiao, he would have continued his wandering life.
And now he has 'death' as his backer, and he will hardly encounter any danger during his wandering.
At this time, Lu Xiao said in a vague tone: "What is the real universe like?"
Tianzai thought for a while and replied softly: "If I have to find a word to describe this universe, then I will choose the word 'gorgeous'.
If I have to add another adjective, it would probably be 'mysterious'."
At this point, he took a deep breath and continued: "The universe is too mysterious, like a veiled succubus.
You can see her hazy face and her chest under the black veil.
When you touch her, you think you know everything about her, but she always uses New postures bring you new experiences.
Make you want to stop. ”
Hearing Tianzai's metaphor, Lu Xiao's expression froze instantly, and he quickly raised his hand to interrupt: "Stop, your description is a bit biased, and it's a bit of a private matter."
Tianzai laughed and said: "Hehe, two single men get together, shouldn't they talk about these things?
Don't make it bitter and hateful every day.
Pressure is like spending a good night with a succubus lady.
You need to relax in moderation.
If you keep rushing, then both parties will not get a good experience. ”
At this time, Lu Xiao's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.
He raised his hand and punched Tianzai's shoulder hard, saying, "You have really become a bad person.
You were not like this before."
Hearing this, Tianzai grinned, then gently bumped Lu Xiao's shoulder with his shoulder and said,
"To be honest, I think you can handle Ruiqi.
She wants to use your status to improve herself, and you can also get happiness from her.
You will not lose out no matter how you calculate it.
At most, just pull up your pants and pretend nothing happened!"
Lu Xiao spit out two words from his mouth with a bad face: "Scumbag!"
Just then, a figure suddenly appeared on the horizon in the distance.
It was a huge 'shark eagle'.
The wingspan alone was as long as ten meters.
There was a person sitting on the back of the 'shark eagle'.
Lu Xiao and the others looked closely and found that the person was Yi Hao.
Soon, the huge 'shark eagle' landed directly beside Lu Xiao and the others.
After greeting each other, Yi Hao explained his purpose.
"I'll have someone send some things to you, and by the way, let me know the relationship between the Holy City and you.
You don't have to worry about anyone coming to cause trouble."
Hearing this, Lu Xiao's face suddenly darkened.
He grinned and said, "This won't work. If no one comes to cause trouble, how can our mechanized equipment operate?
You have to know that they didn't bring any fuel this time!
What will they burn after the reserve fuel is burned out?
Burn windshield washer fluid?
When my heavy armored combined brigade is grounded, will you be responsible?"
Hearing this, Yi Hao's eyes showed a trace of confusion.
He paused, then said weakly: "Whether someone comes to cause trouble, what does it have to do with fuel reserves?"
Lu Xiao looked at him with a look of disappointment and said: "You are really eating salted fish with soy sauce!"
After the voice fell, Yi Hao pursed his lips and said: "What do you mean?"
Tian Zai on the side smiled and said: "He said you are doing it in vain!"
Yi Hao was a little dumbfounded.
Until this time, he still couldn't figure out what the connection between fuel reserves and whether someone came to cause trouble was.
Then Lu Xiao began to explain to him.
Of course, he deliberately concealed the ability of the gambler, only saying that after experiments, the blood of the hell creatures is similar to oil.
Yi Hao was dumbfounded, he hesitated for a long time, and finally just spit out two words:
"Fuck!"