Chapter 346 You Should Call Me Grandma

After the words fell, the driver immediately let out a cry of surprise:

"But this surname is not common."

Dante nodded in agreement and said:

"I thought I was the only one with this last name."

Lu Xiao fell into deep thought.

He glanced at Dandin, and then set his sights on Dan Qingrong.

Then he seemed to understand something, and a dark light flashed in his eyes.

Then, he put the revolver back in his hand.

A kind smile appeared on his face and he said:

"Should I call you sister-in-law?"

Hearing this, the other party had no reaction.

The driver was the first to speak:

"What's going on? Your connections have expanded here?"

His tone was full of surprise.

Dante also looked puzzled.

After seeing the two people's eyes turning to him, Lu Xiao laughed strangely and said:

"Hey, it's also the first time that my sister-in-law and I have met."

Hearing this, the driver looked like he had seen a ghost and said:

"Strange thing, I've seen love at first sight."

"I've never seen you in this situation."

"Could it be that you love dumplings?"

Lu Xiao ignored him and continued to Dan Qingrong:

"Hey, it turns out to be my sister-in-law."

"The first time we met, I came empty-handed."

"Don't blame me!"

The next moment, Dan Qingrong rushed towards Lu Xiao.

Then she raised her left arm, grabbed the palm of her left hand with her right hand and pulled it out.

A wooden sword appeared in her hand.

At the same time, her cold voice came:

"I'll kill you, you deceiver!"

Lu Xiao frowned, then dodged and hid behind Dante.

The wooden sword stopped an inch from Dante's chest.

At this time, Lu Xiao poked his head out from behind Danding and grinned:

"Sister-in-law, you are so enthusiastic!"

"There's no need to be so polite. Just treat this place as your home. Just be casual."

But the pieces on Qingrong's angry face were about to burst.

The wooden sword in his hand couldn't stop shaking.

Dante hesitated for a moment, and then took a step sideways with all his strength.

Seeing this scene, Lu Xiao angrily cursed:

"You unfilial son!"

"I forgot about my uncle when I had a biological mother!"

Because Dante moved a step to the side, Lu Xiao's shoulders were also exposed.

"Pfft!"

There was a sound of the sword cutting into flesh.

Lu Xiao hurriedly took a step back, and a bloody hole appeared on his shoulder.

But Qingrong's sword just happened to pick off the package Lu Xiao was carrying.

"Pffffffffffffff!!!"

The minced meat pieces were scattered all over the floor, exuding a fishy and unpleasant smell.

At this moment, Qingrong's face finally broke.

Debris scattered all over the floor.

The fragments looked like tree bark or human skin.

Dan Qingrong lost his face, and all kinds of organs and structures were exposed.

The gears rotated rapidly, and there was a "click-click" sound.

"You are as hated as that Liu Guang!"

"No! You're more annoying than him!"

When she said this, she squatted on the ground and picked up the pieces of meat scattered on the ground.

Looks cautious.

She didn't even bother to clean up her shame on the ground.

Lu Xiao was stunned for a moment, then slowly knelt down and prepared to help.

But the hand he stretched out was slapped away by Dan Qingrong.

When Lu Xiao saw this, he simply stood up and retreated to the driver's side.

Looking at Dan Qingrong who was squatting on the ground carefully sorting the pieces of meat.

The driver curled his lips and asked Lu Xiao in a low voice:

"Who is this tiger bitch?"

Lu Xiao sighed softly, and then said quietly:

"The wife of a Taoist priest."

"If I guessed correctly, she should still be the Taoist master."

Hearing this, the driver's eyes widened instantly.

His expression is wonderful.

There was surprise and shock, but the excitement of eating melon flashed in his eyes.

"Hoo ho... Is it so exciting?"

"It's a lot of fun!"

He was so excited that he forgot to lower his voice for a moment.

Dan Qingrong, who was squatting on the ground, suddenly raised his head, and there was a violent "click-click" sound coming from his body.

The driver realized that he had said the wrong thing and hurriedly raised his hand to cover his mouth.

The next second.

He felt a pain in his abdomen, so he looked down.

I saw his belly swelled rapidly, as if he was pregnant.

Immediately afterwards, a clockwork squeezed out from the wound in his abdomen that had not yet recovered.

"Click, click, click!"

The clockwork slowly turned in a circle.

At the same time, Dan Qingrong's cold voice sounded.

"If you say something randomly, the clockwork will turn around."

The driver's eyes were full of horror.

He hurriedly reached out to pull the clockwork.

But Lu Xiao raised his hand to stop him.

Dante on the side looked at this scene and fell into deep thought.

Just like what Lu Xiao asked Xiao Daotong before.

Why didn't the little road boy use clockwork to deal with him and the driver?

Instead, he used Clockwork to deal with himself.

He quickly flipped through the memories in his mind, looking for differences between the three of them.

From landing to this Taoist temple.

The three of them acted together the entire time.

Logically speaking, there should be nothing different about everyone.

So he started sorting out the whole process.

After landing in the square outside, there was nothing around.

There is only a huge three-legged bronze tripod in the center.

And there was incense ash that had just been burned.

Thinking of this, Dante's pupils shrank suddenly.

The next moment, he exclaimed: "I think I know the reason."

As soon as the voice fell, Lu Xiao turned his head suddenly, and then slapped him on the forehead.

"You scared me!"

"Why are you so scared?"

Dante rolled his eyes, covered his forehead and said in a deep voice:

"I thought about why the little Taoist boy used a clockwork to deal with me."

Hearing this, Lu Xiao immediately turned his head and looked at him curiously.

He had always been curious about this.

The driver's eyes also fell over.

But Qingrong was still sorting out the broken pieces of meat on the ground, without raising his head.

Dante took a deep breath and said:

"It should be the incense ash!"

"You two touched the incense ash, and I didn't touch it."

"The incense ash should be some kind of medium."

Lu Xiao and the driver looked at each other, both of them looked puzzled.

The driver pinched his chin and whispered:

"Can touching incense ash make this happen?"

"It shouldn't be that serious, right?"

The driver has been in the dark prison for quite some time, and he has never seen similar rules.

The main reason is that this rule is too unbelievable.

Lu Xiao also nodded gently, and he didn't understand it either.

Dante took a deep breath and said:

"We thought it was incense ash, so is it really incense ash?"

"Why can't it be something else?"

Lu Xiao nodded again, and he felt that what Dante said made sense.

The driver thought of the soap that suddenly appeared.

Then his dry road began to ache slightly.

Dante looked at Dan Qingrong squatting on the ground, and then whispered:

"Ms. Dan Qingrong, can you explain the reason?"

As soon as the words came out, Dan Qingrong slowly raised her head.

At this time, there were only various gears on her face, which looked extremely scary.

The gears turned quickly, but Qingrong's faint voice sounded:

"You should call me... Grandma!"