Leave with Bonus Extra Volume VOL: The Legend of the People's Hospital

As we all know, yesterday, I took care of a certain LOW roommate and forced her to go to the hospital for medical treatment. She was diagnosed with stomach stones and ended up lying on the bed...

Then, at 12 o'clock last night, my dear friend who had been lying in bed for seven hours and was dying suddenly stood up. I thought he had finally held back his urine until his bladder burst, or he had figured out that he wanted to change the heir to the inheritance to me, but it turned out that He frowned and said to me with a solemn expression:

"Brother, do you have a skipping rope?"

I:"???"

Be sick! Oh, I am staying in this hospital just because I am sick...

After some calculations on his part, I finally understood his reason. He said that the stomach stone found was 4mm × 6mm. The doctor said that as long as it is about 5mm, there is a chance that it will fall off on its own. For the sake of Mao Zedong, he felt that he could heal himself, so he came up with such a bad idea.

So I asked the nurse, I thought it was possible for a hospital to have such a thing as a skipping rope, but she took it out from under the table and actually took out a pink skipping rope. Being keen, I also noticed it under her table. PSP game console, potato chips and peanut happy water, Xiao Heizi’s favorite brother’s signboard, Lao Xue’s concert cheering stick... And so on.

No, what kind of talents does your hospital recruit?

With a sullen face, I asked the nurse where the skipping rope came from. She weighed at least 140 and she shyly told me that it was a piece of exercise equipment for after supper. Even though she and her good sisters looked like this, she was actually still Very concerned about physical health.

I looked at another beautiful lady who was on the phone and used a gentle tone to shut up the patient without knowing it. After a moment of silence, she cupped her hands and retreated with the mission props.

I can't afford to offend you, so I'll take my leave.

Then I returned to the ward and watched my brother jump on the rope for ten minutes. After that, he knelt on the ground with his hands on his stomach and a constipated look on his face, looking like "Don't stop." He finally closed his eyes in despair and numbness.

Tired, destroy it.

Then early this morning, I accompanied my good friend to register and prepare sonic gravel with a bun in my mouth. As a result, my good friend touched his crotch in front of the registration machine for a long time, suddenly turned around and said to me solemnly:

"Brother, I seem to have lost my medical card."

I:"……"

I ran from the third floor to the lost and found on the first floor to look for it, but to no avail. I tried to use my electronic ID card to scan the QR code, but it turned out that machine B did not have this function. Looking at the long line of manual registration windows because of Monday, I let out a desperate lament. Then he ran back to the school two kilometers away to get his ID card, despite the minus 3-degree cold wind.

As he ran, he scolded himself for being a fool, because Mao had shaved his hair short because his head was hot the day before yesterday. Now his whole head is freezing. After chilling it and sprinkling some sugar on it, he can make skewers and sell them together with the hawthorns for ten yuan a piece. No deception.

I finally got my ID card, registered, queued up (and took two rounds of pesticides by the way), and entered the operating room. After the doctor worked for a long time, he suddenly raised his head, and his eyes lit up with a strange light through the mask.

"Have you had a urine test?"

When I heard this, I felt a chill in my heart. I knew that my good friend would definitely send it. Unexpectedly, his eyes widened and he vowed: "I've done it!"

Suddenly a wave of bastard anger hit my face, and I breathed a long sigh of relief, secretly glad that the two-hour process was saved. Facing his good brother whose IQ finally came online, the doctor was unmoved. He just said "oh" and then delivered a fatal blow:

"when?"

"Two weeks ago!"

I:"……"

So we spent another two hours to prevent Good Brother's two-week-aged child's urine from being reused. We rushed back to the operating room with the new urine test report. After half a day of operation, we suddenly raised our heads and heard a 'hissing' sound. Take a breath.

"You...may be at risk of inflammation."

What followed was a series of words that were difficult to understand, such as "urinary tract infection" and "risks". I stopped listening to it. I only knew that it was windy outside and the air was very cold.

It's snow, so heavy snow...

I was kicked out of the operating room again. My good brother took me, who was weak, to get a prescription. After pointing at the machine for a while, he paused, then turned to look at me with a solemn expression and said:

"Brother...brother..."

I can go fuck you!

I walked up and took a look, and the machine screen said electronic invoice printing... but the machine refused to spit out the paper.

I had no choice but to call the nurse and her good sisters. They came over calmly and exhaled in front of the patients. A tiger climbed up a mountain and a Baji collapsed. Under our dumbfounded eyes, the machine emitted He whined and tremblingly spat out a piece of paper with light ink stains.

"I guess we're out of ink. We'll call someone to add more later." After saying this, these two folk heroes finished their work and walked away. My good brother and I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, secretly glad that we didn't provoke this person yesterday. Two of you...

I was holding an electronic invoice to fill out a prescription. When I saw my good brother move, I turned around with a solemn expression. I stretched out my hand to interrupt the spell before he spoke: "Tell me, how much money is missing?"

So today's legendary story ended with me paying three bills in advance, but the result was that the operation still couldn't be completed. In order to avoid inflammation, I had to wait until next week for a review.

"Brother, I'll order you back next time." These were the last words my good brother said to me before he was sent away.

I looked at his white teeth and bright smile, silently thinking about how to clench his fist and smash it down appropriately.

——To sum up, this is the reason why I didn’t update today. In addition, I typed this chapter by voice while sitting in front of his bed. My good brother is much more obedient now.