Chapter 889 You Are Worse than a Toad
The lustful expressions of these guys made some of them feel sick at first glance, and they couldn't help but frown. The one with the hottest temper was undoubtedly Ling Moran, who stared at her eyes and said: "Damn it, I haven't seen you before." Are you having a meal? You are an eyesore here, and I am so disgusting that I can’t even eat."
Ling Moran is a little angry. The little witch is the most notorious person after the evil guy Ji Wufeng. Do these guys have eyes that reach up to their butts? Dare you come to tease me?
However, this cannot be blamed on these exchange students. They are all exchange students who have just arrived in the new semester. They arrived a while later than the regular students. Indeed, they still don’t know who the big villain and the little witch are.
And it is for this reason that he became the target of Duan Qingyang's use.
The expressions of all the exchange students were stunned. Under normal circumstances, when encountering such a situation, those girls would happily agree, wishing they could just get a room without even having to eat.
And it was the first time that he told them to get out like this, and he became angry in public.
A guy with a bad temper got angry and said, "How dare you tell us to get out, do you know who we are?"
Zhao Jiaolong and others were about to get angry, but Ling Moran suddenly said sweetly: "Hey, handsome guys, please don't be angry. People will be scared if you do this."
A lustful guy had his eyes on Ling Moran for a long time and said with a lewd smile: "Don't be afraid, beauty. I'm very strong and I will protect you."
"Really? People don't like handsome boys, they just like stronger boys, and the stronger the better." Ling Moran stared at the strongest guys among the exchange students affectionately.
Everyone was stunned, what happened to Ling Moran? Could it be that you really like these guys?
Ji Wufeng was the only one who was laughing in his heart. This little girl might have some crooked idea again. These exchange students were in a miserable situation. They were targeted by Ling Moran and were destined to be miserable.
"Beauty, don't worry, none of us are very
Very strong. If you don't believe it, we can find a place where no one is and take off your clothes for you to verify in person. "
The exchange students were overjoyed. I will tell you how strong I am when we get into bed.
Ling Moran lowered his head in shame and said: "I hate it. You speak so directly to so many people. They will be shy. Why don't you guys compete to see who is stronger? My sisters all like strong boys. Which of you is stronger? , we will be friends with whomever we are willing to make.”
"Okay, okay, how do you compare, beauties?" Several exchange students asked impatiently, wanting to immediately take off their pants to show the beauties who was more vigorous.
After Ling Moran thought for a while, he said: "Let's do this. Strong people like to drink. The stronger the person, the better their drinking capacity. How about you comparing your drinking capacity?"
"Okay, bring me the wine!"
An exchange student shouted loudly, indeed, I heard that the heroes of China all like to drink from large bowls and eat large pieces of meat.
"No, what's the point of drinking that wine? Why don't you try my craftsmanship."
After Ling Moran finished speaking, he picked up the wine that Zhao Jiaolong and the others drank, poured half a bowl into several empty bowls, and put some drinks and cola in. This was nothing, but the seasoning that Ling Moran poured into it next made Ji Wufeng Her face turned green, this little girl’s craftsmanship is really special.
Chili oil, vinegar, vegetable water, pickled fish soup...
Ji Wufeng thought that the Chinese and Western combination he had made with Qianye Ming before was already cruel enough, but it was just various wines and drinks. He did not expect that Ling Moran was even more cruel, even adding pickled fish soup into it.
The expressions of the exchange students immediately changed, and some of the students watching had their throats trembled.
Squirming, what is this? Is it swill fed to pigs or poison? Damn, the smell makes me want to puke.
Seeing that the expressions of the exchange students were not normal, Ling Moran said: "Handsome guys, we Chinese girls not only like strong boys, but also brave boys. Don't you dare to drink?"
If they were in a deserted place, they wouldn't drink this damn thing. They would just push the bully to the ground and force the bow. But now there are so many people who can't do that. But if they don't drink, wouldn't it prove that they are not brave enough? ?
Damn it, no matter how hard you try, you can't lose face, not to mention that you have such a pretty girl, so it's not a loss.
An exchange student pinched his nose, gritted his teeth, and poured a bowl of some unknown liquid into his mouth. Damn it, little bitch, just wait for me. When you get on my bed, I want to You look good.
After the exchange student drank it, his face changed so much that he didn't know how to describe it. Another guy asked in a low voice: "How does it taste?" .??.
This is what the other exchange students wanted to know. They all gathered around and asked, "Although this thing looks scary, how does it taste?" They are all praying for the best taste, and the same taste as Nongfu Spring is the best.
Poof!
The exchange student suddenly opened his mouth, and all the wine he had just drank spit out, which happened to hit the faces of the exchange students in front of him. What he spat out was not only the wine, but also the food he had eaten for lunch. One guy had a squirt on his eyebrows. There is a piece of meat hanging on it.
"Hahaha……"
At this time, everyone knew that Ling Moran was playing tricks on those guys, and they couldn't help but burst into laughter. Zhao Jiaolong ran to the table and said: "Why do you think there are such twosomes in the world? This kind of serial I dare to drink things that even a pig can’t drink.”
A girl laughs so hard
The child was in pain and said: "Just because pigs don't drink doesn't mean that people don't drink. Sometimes people are stupider than pigs."
Yuan Dongdong held the hand of a girl next to him and said: "You are wrong. It is impossible for people to be stupider than pigs. It's just that some people are mean-spirited and will naturally do things even stupider than pigs."
Ling Moran grinned and stepped forward and said to the exchange student who had just vomited: "Handsome boy, how does it taste? If you think it tastes good, quickly pack up what you just vomited and take it back as a midnight snack. Don't waste it. ”
vomit!
The exchange student's face was filled with the pungent smell. They couldn't bear it anymore. They all squatted on the ground and vomited wildly. At this time, they finally realized that they had been tricked by Ling Moran.
"Asshole, how dare you play tricks on us?" After the guy named Archina finished vomiting, he pointed at Ling Moran and roared.
"You just know?"
Ling Moran looked disdainful and said: "Just because you still want to take advantage of me, you are really a toad that wants to eat swan meat. By the way, do you know what a toad is? It's just that the body is dirty and full of pimples, so just carry it on your back You look like you are holding a pile of feces, and you spend all day catching mosquitoes in the cesspool, but you are not as good as a toad. At least toads know how to eat mosquitoes and are our good friends."
"asshole!"
Archina was so furious that he couldn't bear it any longer. He stretched out his hand and slapped Ling Moran's cheek. If you dare to play tricks on me, even a beautiful woman will beat you up.
But before his hand touched Ling Moran, suddenly a big foot stretched out and stamped hard on his face, just on the nose. He was immediately kicked to the point where his face was full of peach blossoms, and he staggered back. He took several steps and fell to the ground.
Zhao Jiaolong raised his feet high, performed a very standard upward kick, winked at the beautiful girl sitting next to him, and then pouted.