Chapter 974: The Earth God: There Is Something Wrong with You Two.

Han Zhongli: "..."

Qin Yao took two steps back slightly and said sincerely: "Two immortals, it's up to you."

The two immortals looked at each other, took a breath together, and walked in the direction of Mr. Ma.

"What's the meaning?"

Mr. Ma was stunned and said in shock: "Can't you see these people following me?"

"Young Master, there is a saying that it is better to dissolve enemies than to make enemies. For the sake of both of us, how about you give Han Xiangzi some face?" Han Zhongli, who came closer to the other party, said with a smile, the slightly thick-skinned Han Zhongli.

"Who among you have the right to ask me to give you face?" Mr. Ma scolded.

"To be honest, we are immortals in heaven. My name is Han Zhongli, and his name is Tieguaili."

"Are there these two immortals in the sky?" Mr. Ma asked in surprise.

Second Immortal: "..."

"Pretending to be a ghost." Mr. Ma sneered and waved his hand: "The servants obeyed my orders and disabled their legs to see if they still dare to save face in front of me."

As soon as he finished speaking, hundreds of servants raised their weapons and roared towards the two immortals.

"Dang-dang-dang."

The two immortals indeed resisted, but after losing their magic power, they were unable to defeat the four-handed attack with their fists, and they were soon slashed with long knives and short sticks.

However, what shocked all the servants was that the swords and spears could not hurt them at all, and some of the long swords even curled their edges.

If the sword and gun only hit them, the servants could explain it by saying that these two people were wearing soft armor.

But the reality is that many swords and guns were hit directly on the two people's heads and pierced their faces, but the guns were still broken and the knives were rolled.

"Ghost!"

The frightened servants gradually stopped, and then someone shouted, and all the servants abandoned their weapons and ran away.

"Master Ma, where are you going?"

Mr. Ma also wanted to run away, but as soon as he turned around, he saw Han Xiangzi blocking him in front of him, with an expression that was half a smile but not a smile.

"Mr. Han, where did you find these two helpers?" Mr. Ma forced a smile and asked dryly.

Qin Yao smiled and said: "Let's stop talking about this kind of nonsense and let He Xiaoyun go, okay?"

Mr. Ma turned around and looked at the two immortals behind him, and said decisively: "It's just a woman, so why not give it to you?"

Qin Yao shook his head: "No, it's not for me. I don't have any bad thoughts about Miss He."

"That's what you say...can I leave now?" Mr. Ma asked anxiously.

Qin Yao turned sideways and got out of the way: "Go. Remember what you just said, otherwise, hum, I will bring these two friends to your door and cut off your descendants."

I don't know if it was for psychological reasons, but Young Master Ma felt a chill in his crotch. He subconsciously clamped his legs together, cupped his fists and said, "Young Master Han, take your leave."

"Hehe." Seeing Mr. Ma leaving in despair, Han Zhongli strode to Qin Yao: "Han Xiangzi, do you believe us now?"

Qin Yao nodded: "I believe it. Mortals are indeed invulnerable. But why do you want to help me become an immortal?"

Although he was familiar with the entire plot and knew the reasons, Erxian didn't know that he knew the entire plot.

If they don't ask such a question, they will inevitably be suspicious for a while.

"Here's the thing."

Tieguai Li said as concisely as possible: "Hundreds of years ago, the Dragon King and the Jade Emperor played a game of chess. It was unclear who lost and who won. Anyway, in the end the Jade Emperor promised that within five hundred years, the immortals would not be allowed to cross the East China Sea without the permission of the Dragon King.

Now that the five-hundred-year period has not yet come, a plague suddenly breaks out in the world. Heaven took pity on the people and bred a magical mountain of medicine that could cure the diseases of all people.

But the medicine mountain appeared near the East China Sea Dragon Palace.

If you want to collect medicine, you must cross the East China Sea.

For the sake of the common people, the Jade Emperor wanted to send people to the medicine mountain to collect medicine, but was flatly rejected by the Dragon King. My leg was injured by Prince Hualong before crossing the East China Sea.

If you want to defeat the Dragon King and cross the sea to get the medicine, you must gather the Eight Immortals.

And you, Han Xiangzi, the reincarnation of Yu Xiao, are the key to gathering the Eight Immortals. "

Qin Yao suddenly seemed to remember something and asked seriously: "I have a question."

"What's the problem?" Tieguai Li asked.

Qin Yao: "How will you two help me become an immortal?"

"Guiding." Tieguai Li said.

Qin Yao asked calmly: "What is Daohua?"

"To put it simply, it is to use magic power to release the spirit of Yuxiao in your soul and become one with you. The fairy spirit raised by Yuxiao has been in heaven for thousands of years and has already become an immortal, so once you become an immortal, the magic power He will be the best among all the other immortals." Han Zhongli said with a smile.

Qin Yao frowned slightly: "Then the question is, is the spirit of Yuxiao a soul?"

Han Zhongli smiled slightly and said hesitantly: "Of course it is a soul."

"That being the case, after the fusion, did Yu Xiao eat Han Xiangzi's consciousness and turn Han Xiangzi into a memory in life. Or did Han Xiangzi eat Yu Xiao's consciousness and absorb all Yu Xiao's memories?" Qin Yao asked.

"You are one and the same, there is no difference between you." Tieguai Li said.

Qin Yao shook his head: "No. I am Han Xiangzi, not Yuxiao."

Tieguai Li: "..."

Han Zhongli thought for a moment and said, "How about I explain it to you this way? Your soul is still your soul, but you have forgotten many things. Once you remember them, it is equivalent to recovering your memory."

Qin Yao sighed: "You still don't understand. Even if it is as you said, then the Yu Xiao who lost his memory is Han Xiangzi, and the Han Xiangzi who recovered his memory is Yu Xiao."

Han Zhongli: "..."

No, why can't it be explained?

Tieguai Li thought about it again and again, but couldn't think of any way to lure Han Xiangzi out of the horn, so he said, "What do you mean?"

"You can become an immortal, but you can't use the method of induction. I don't want to be a jade flute. I am Han Xiangzi, the Han Xiangzi with twenty-three years of memory!" Qin Yao said firmly.

The two immortals looked at each other and saw the troubled look in each other's eyes almost at the same time.

Why does something that is obviously very simple have to become so complicated?

They didn't understand this very much, but they couldn't force Han Xiangzi to become an immortal. They could only suppress the matter for the time being and follow Han Xiangzi back to the thatched cottage.

"It's you two!"

In front of the thatched house, a girl wearing a green half-sleeved coat, a yellow narrow-sleeved long skirt, a black belt and a brown purse, with two strands of broken hair and bangs in front of her forehead, stood alone, pointing at the person who was following Qin Yao. Erxian said.

These two people came to her earlier and talked a lot of nonsense, trying to find out whether she was lying or not.

Tired of hearing it too much, she finally couldn't hold it back and had them thrown out of the house.

"Ahem, Miss Yancai, we meet again." Han Zhongli said with a smile.

Tieguai Li looked cautious: "Why are you chasing me here? Apart from asking you some things, we have nothing else to offend you, right?"

Yancai stirred the green fur ball on her hair with her left hand, pointed at Qin Yao with her right hand, and said with a smile: "Don't be sentimental, I'm here to find him."

Qin Yao raised his eyebrows: "Looking for me?"

"That's right." Yancai turned her hands and took out a short flute about two feet long, and said with a smile: "I was at Caiyun Village, and I heard the musicians say that Han Xiangzi is the most famous Xiao Le master in the city, and the music he plays is Is it true that it can attract bees and butterflies to fly and make all beasts jump for joy?"

"Fake." Qin Yao said flatly.

Yancai was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "If you admitted it, I might still be suspicious, but when you rejected it, I started to believe it."

With that said, she handed the black short flute forward: "Mr. Han, how about a bet? As long as you can play this short flute, I can agree to any conditions you have."

Qin Yao did not forget his original intention and said seriously: "I don't want to bet, please leave."

Yancai twirled her short flute, blinked and said, "I'm very patient~"

She seems to love to laugh. Even when she talks, there is a smile between her eyebrows, giving people a sunny and cheerful feeling, which is really hard to hate.

"What does it mean to be patient?" Qin Yao's mouth twitched.

Yancai raised her head and said, "If you don't blow this whistle, I will pester you."

"Crazy." Qin Yao waved his hand and walked past her towards the hospital.

"Girl, go back, there is no need to force this kind of thing." Han Zhongli smiled secretly in his heart and said to Yancai.

Yancai looked at him and asked, "Where do you live?"

Han Zhongli's expression froze: "What are you doing?"

Yancai glanced across the small courtyard, pointed to their room and said, "Is it this one?"

"I'm telling you, don't try to mess with us." Tieguai Li said, "Otherwise you will definitely regret it in the future."

"Then wait until you regret it in the future." Yancai stuck out her tongue at them and jumped into the room.

"Laoguai, go and get her out." Han Zhongli said angrily.

"Why don't you go?" Tieguai Li asked back.

Han Zhongli pursed his lips and said, "I don't hit women."

Tieguai Li: "..."

Does this mean I hit women?

The two immortals pushed each other around for a long time, and finally decided to go together and drag Yancai out.

"thump!"

When they came to the door and were about to open the door, all of a sudden their feet slipped and they fell to the ground like a dog eating shit.

Fortunately, they have the bodies of immortals, otherwise a few teeth would have to come out from this fall.

After getting up from the ground in a hurry, Han Zhongli raised his legs to try and found that the road ahead was not slippery.

"Laoguai, there's a problem!"

Tieguai Li nodded heavily and took a tentative step forward, only to stumble again.

Han Zhongli, with quick eyes and quick hands, caught him in his arms.

"Monster, this girl must be a monster!" Tieguai Li said firmly, standing firm.

"You are the monster." Yancai suddenly appeared in front of the wooden door, pointed at the two immortals and said, "If you dare to talk nonsense again, you will never get up today."

Second Immortal: "..."

Today I know what it means to be a dragon swimming in shallow water and being teased by a shrimp, or a tiger falling to the surface and being bullied by a dog!

That night.

The two immortals who had temporarily packed up the grocery store next door came to the eaves and looked at the bright silver moon in the sky, silently.

In the darkness, a pair of bright eyes stared at their figures, and then looked at the room where Yancai was, sighing softly.

What a great opportunity. If Yancai hadn't been here, he would have killed both Han Zhongli and Tieguai Li!

"Laoguai, Han Xiangzi doesn't want to accept guidance, what do you think we should do?" Han Zhongli looked away silently, and Han Zhongli sighed quietly.

Tieguai Li said: "I was thinking about this just now... The best way is to go to Tushita Palace and ask Laojun for the elixir.

Taking a nine-turn elixir into his belly, it is guaranteed that Han Xiangzi will be able to transform into an immortal. But the problem is, we can’t get up now. "

Han Zhongli thought for a while and said, "We can't go up now, why don't we find someone who can go up?"

"Who can we find now?" Tieguai Li asked.

Han Zhongli pointed to the ground, and Tieguai Li's heart moved. He jumped off the roof with him and returned to his room.

"Dang Dang Dang."

Not long after, Tieguai Li kept hitting the ground with his fairy weapon, calling out: "Land, land..."

"Pfft."

A puff of white smoke suddenly flew out from the ground. A short old man with a cute face walked out of the white smoke. He cupped his hands and said, "The Earth God pays homage to the two immortals. I wonder if the immortals have any instructions?"

"I have something to ask you for help with," Han Zhongli said.

"Please give me your instructions, Immortal."

Han Zhongli smiled and said: "Can you please go to Tushita Palace and ask Laojun for a Nine-turn elixir in our name?"

Landlord: "???"

He was immediately dumbfounded.

no.

Don’t you know who I am?

If I am qualified to go to Tushita Palace, can I still make land here?

After a long time, Tu Tu Gong came to his senses and remembered an old joke he had heard before.

It is said that during the period when Monk Tang was studying for scriptures, a monster named Benboba was almost beaten to death by his master and his disciples. He finally escaped and went to inform his king, the Nine-Headed Insect, that the monkey was so powerful.

As a result, the Nine-Headed Insect discussed with his wife and asked Ben Boba to get rid of Tang Monk and his disciples...

Damn it.

His current mood is probably exactly the same as that of Ben Bo Ba.

"What's wrong? What's your problem?" Han Zhongli asked in confusion when he saw him standing dumbfounded.

The earthly master twitched his lips, cupped his hands and said, "Shangxian, Xiaoxian is not qualified to go to Tushita Palace."

Han Zhongli: "..."

Isn’t the Earth God qualified to go to Tushita Palace?

He really doesn't know this.

Shao Qing, Tu Di Gong quickly ran away under the somewhat confused gazes of the two immortals, leaving them to continue to be confused.

"Can we find any other immortals?" Han Zhongli scratched his head and asked.

Tieguai Li Moran.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

In the side room not far away, Yancai covered her stomach and rolled on the bed laughing.

Let the Lord of the Land go to Taishang Laojun to ask for the Nine Transformations elixir?

This was the funniest joke she had heard in hundreds of years.

Let’s not talk about whether Tu Tu Gong can reach the thirty-third heaven. Even if he climbs the clouds and reaches Tushita Palace, will Laojun give him the Nine-Revolution Elixir?

Is the Nine Transformations Elixir a dregs of medicine?

The more I think about it, the funnier it gets, and I can’t stop laughing.

In the main hall.

Qin Yao sighed slightly.

The nine-turn elixir...

Really want!

When will these two guys regain their mana? I'll leave it up to you.

Do you want to think of a way to help them? (End of chapter)