286 Fiscal Crisis, Prepare for Fighting

Seeing the evil dragon's eyes turning to her again, the little witch who was hiding aside to watch the show quietly suddenly twitched her lips in gloating, and her happy expression completely collapsed in an instant.

"I didn't have enough time, so I only made one bottle of magic potion..." The little witch said with a bitter face and took out a glass bottle that weighed about one or two kilograms.

Whoosh!

The little black dragon snatched the witchcraft potion from the little witch's hand, pulled off the bottle cap, and poured the dark stuff inside into his mouth crazily.

"Bah, bah, bah, it tastes a bit bitter, and it doesn't seem to be toxic enough!"

Click, click, click!

The little black dragon drank up a bottle of potion with great disgust, chewed up the glass bottle and swallowed it, then suddenly glared at the little witch and roared: "Humph, you lazy guy must be lazy, why are you reading now? Hurry up and get me the medicine!"

After being sprayed violently by the black dragon, the little witch rolled her eyes and angrily hid in a corner and started refining the medicine.

"Huh……"

After the little black dragon scolded the witch away, he took his tail and measured it carefully from head to toe. Then he found that after drinking a bottle of strong magic potion, its normal size only increased by one centimeter.

"Fuck, with this slow progress, when can I advance again..."

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After a simple king's coronation ceremony, a group of people in Leon discovered that their treasury was out of money!

You can't even spare the money to motivate the soldiers and increase their morale. What a fart!

"Tell me, why is this Norman Kingdom so poor? Even if you ransacked the house, you didn't even get a few gold coins!"

"You, the king, have become lonely..."

The little black dragon wore a pair of big sunglasses and several heavy gold chains hanging around his neck. He stood in front of the new queen in the middle of the meeting hall, giving advice and preaching loudly:

"Why don't we follow the example of those damn greedy nobles and print money like crazy!"

"The gold coins just need to be made of copper and then dipped in gold water? Jie Jie Jie..."

"No, no, this is absolutely not possible!" Hearing Heilong's unscrupulous words, the finance minister who had surrendered anyway began to object wildly, "The gold coins currently circulating in the capital are bad enough. If you If we continue to do this, the credit we haven't established yet will be destroyed soon, what's the difference between this and that damn ghost who rebelled against King Xavius!"

"That's right, that's right!" After hearing what he said, everyone also expressed their opposition.

"Then... before those idiots from the Bolan Kingdom arrive, how about we send the army out to rob together? Jie Jie Jie... The national-level robbers I control, Uncle Long, must be invincible in the world!"

"No!" When everyone heard Heilong's crazy and bad idea, their faces all darkened, and they quickly spoke out and objected loudly.

"This won't work, that won't work either..." At this time, the little black dragon became angry, "Are you still asking me to sell myself to make money?"

"Huh?"×N

After hearing what the black dragon said, everyone's eyes suddenly lit up and they were shocked to see it.

An evil black dragon with high-ranking legendary combat power must be very valuable, right?

Perhaps, he could be as rich as a country!

"You..." After realizing that all these guys were looking at it greedily, the little black dragon immediately raised its claws high and shouted angrily, "Do you want to fucking die!"

"Uncle Long, I have countless forces under my command, not just a bunch of poor coolies like you!"

"Be careful, I will blow a breath and smash you idiots to death with gold coins!"

Forget it……

Seeing the black dragon's rage, everyone felt that they could not suppress it and quickly gave up their original plan.

Hey, it still feels like a pity that I can’t sell a black dragon!

"Okay, okay, let's continue talking. Is there anything else in the kingdom's assets that can be exchanged for wealth?" Everyone forgot about the troublesome black dragon and continued to discuss the plan to make money.

"Hehehehe, your pitiful possessions look worse than Uncle Long's Dark Goblin Kingdom..." The little black dragon couldn't help but sneer after hearing them count the kingdom's belongings, "This is really disappointing. The dragon head is bald!"

"You have no hair to begin with, and you're still bald!" Leon stroked his thick black hair and laughed mockingly at the black dragon's bulging head.

"Fuck! You rookie knight! Your noble black hair was only grown with my dragon blood, you ungrateful bastard!"

"Hurry up, hurry up, pay me the money and pay tribute to the Black Dragon King right away!"

"Asshole, you still have the nerve to ask me for gold coins. I think you should hand over your gold coins to us quickly!" Leon said, remembering his tragic experience of being exploited by the evil black dragon, and suddenly slammed the table hard. , bursting into tears, "If you don't use it if you have money, it's just a pile of waste metal!"

"I'm bah bah!"

The little black dragon sprayed and yelled:

"Uncle Long, it's none of your business whether my treasury is used or not!"

"Hey, hey, sir, I worked hard to help you conquer a kingdom, and I haven't asked you for money yet!"

"You idiots, how dare you care about my little treasury, Uncle Long? Don't you want to be around anymore?"

"Asshole, your pile of broken gold coins can't make any money just sitting there, so you might as well lend them to us first. At worst, how about we give you interest in the future?" Leon said and started to seduce you with IOUs.

"Bah! Uncle Long, am I the one who needs this little interest?" Little Black Dragon crossed his hands like a miser, "Don't even think about touching my gold coins!"

"Wait, there it is!"

It shook its head and thought for a while, then suddenly laughed proudly:

"Jie Jie Jie, Leon! Today, Dragon King, I will officially make you the Earl of York!"

"I have sold the Earl of York to you now. Hurry up and hand over the donation, and I will issue you the document certified by the earl right away!"

"Go away, you have robbed me of all my money a long time ago. Don't you know whether I have money or not?" Leon was very angry when he heard this.

"Ah, that's it, you poor guy, why do you think you're a noble?" The little black dragon said and had another good idea, "How about I sell the Earl of York to a rich guy?"

"Asshole, we only have such a small amount of territory left now, how can we sell it for nothing!"

"Jiejiejie, don't worry, we can collect the money and sell the territory first, and then send an army to fight back!"

"Hey hey hey, perfect plan!"

"Hurry up, do as I say, maybe the Earldom of York can be sold a few more times!"

"You go ahead and play by yourself. You really think those rich people are fools. It's weird that they would be fooled by you!"

"It won't work this way, that won't work either! You guys are really a bunch of useless bitches!"

"Forget it, Leon, you bastard, go back to your Earldom of York quickly, reorganize your troops, and prepare to face the invading group of idiots!"

"Jie Jie Jie, by then, if we capture a few more noble fools from the Boiled Kingdom, we might be able to get back a lot of gold coins!"