Chapter 139 Is Pork Delicious?

Pushing open the door and walking into the house, he saw that the house was empty. He walked past the two recently built pig pens and still couldn't see the little pig. So Yang Erlang became a little anxious, and something bad suddenly arose in his heart:

"Where's that pig?" Yang Erlang searched around but couldn't find it, and his eyes fell on Cui Yu: "An adult pig is only the price of an old wild ginseng. This is a rare opportunity to make a fortune. If it weren't for Young Master Aunt wants to do meritorious deeds, but I will not be taken advantage of."

While talking, Yang Erlang took another bite of roast suckling pig.

fragrant!

So delicious!

"Do you really want to buy that little piggy?" Cui Yu looked at Yang Erlang with his eyes.

"Of course I want to buy it," Yang Erlang said.

"Five old wild ginseng?"

"Five-root old mountain ginseng is good for young people." Yang Erlang said.

"It's just a little pig, how can it be worth five old wild ginseng?" Cui Yu rolled his eyes, and then calmly put down the thigh he was chewing on.

"Of course the pigs who do good deeds are different." Yang Erlang said.

"That pig is so valuable. If you cut it off, the four legs would be worth one old wild ginseng, the ribs would be worth one old wild ginseng, and the head would be worth one old wild ginseng, right?" Cui Yu was counting the pork on the chopping board. .

As he spoke, he stepped forward and snatched the pig's trotter from Master Nanhua's mouth.

"What are you doing?" Mr. Nanhua was stunned: "I just ate a pig's trotter of yours. You are not so stingy. Are you still short of money? Can't I buy it?"

"At Erlang's price, I will buy your pig's head for a piece of old wild ginseng." Master Nanhua muttered dissatisfiedly, holding the roasted suckling pig's head on the side.

Cui Yu's eyes lit up when he heard the price given by Master Nanhua, and he didn't stop him this time.

Pick up the pig's head and bite it in one bite.

Mmm, it smells so good!

Suddenly, there was a "crack" sound in his mouth, and the muscles on Nan Hua's face twisted in pain: "Boy, did you put some iron objects in the pork? Could it be that you wanted to make money and kill yourself?"

Master Nanhua shed tears of pain. He suddenly opened his mouth and spat out, and a rake the size of a soybean appeared in his hand.

"This thing is quite exquisite." Master Nanhua looked at the small rake in his hand and praised it at this time.

The Bodhisattva on the side fell on the rake in Master Nanhua's hand, but his beautiful face turned pale. His moist eyes fell on the rake. He felt as if his whole body had been struck by lightning, and a bad premonition arose in his heart.

"I don't know. Maybe the pig ate some ironware and got it stuck in its teeth and didn't clean it out." Cui Yu said unhurriedly.

"Quickly, please hurry up and deliver the little pig's five old wild ginseng." Master Nanhua threw the small rake on the table and continued to eat.

fragrant!

Mmm, it smells so good!

I feel like I can’t stop eating it!

Yang Erlang over there was so anxious that he had no intention of settling accounts with him, so he could only cater to him casually: "Yes, this pig is valuable enough."

Cui Yu said without raising his head: "I really want to do this deal, but unfortunately the pig died. Do you still want to buy it?"

"Dead?" Yang Erlang was stunned, then glanced at the somewhat lost Bodhisattva, and found that the Bodhisattva's face was a little abnormal, and nodded: "Even after death, you can perform deeds to liberate such vicious evil spirits, so naturally you have to buy it."

What are you afraid of if you die?

If a Bodhisattva has nectar from poplar branches, it doesn't matter.

Matters of life and death are difficult to say. The life and death of mortals and the life and death of gods and Buddhas are two different concepts.

Cui Yu smiled like a flower on his face, then rolled his eyes, smiled mischievously, turned around and stretched out his greasy hands: "Thanks for looking back, five old wild ginsengs."

Yang Erlang took out five old wild ginseng sticks from his arms.

"You are really willing to give up. You don't care about five old wild ginseng in order to please my little sister-in-law. Unfortunately, my sister-in-law is a monk, and these five old wild ginsengs of yours are destined to be meat buns that will never come back." Cui Yu said with a smile. With a playful smile.

He had to admit that the appearance of the little master Miaoshan in front of him was the only one he had ever seen in his life, and even Yu Ji was inferior to him.

The most important thing is that kind of pure, quiet, peaceful temperament and aloof demeanor, which is even more admirable in people's hearts.

"Don't talk nonsense. Senior aunt is a monk and can't make such jokes. Go and take that little pig out of the account." Yang Erlang quickly changed the subject.

Those are the four great Bodhisattvas of Buddhism, and he doesn't want to be resented by the other party for wearing small shoes.

However, the Bodhisattva is the most merciful. The other party has no intention of offending, so why would the Bodhisattva care?

Cui Yu packed the roasted suckling pig on the table and sent it to Yang Erlang, then stuffed Lao Shen into his arms with a smile:

"Ang~, don't worry about the pig for now. The pig can't escape there, and the pork will get cold if you don't eat it! Eat meat, eat meat."

Cui Yu kept urging Yang Erlang to eat meat.

"You take the pig out for us first." Yang Erlang ate the meat and gnawed the bones.

"There's no rush about the pigs. How can we, brothers, be worse than your pigs? Eat the meat while it's hot. It won't be good when it's cold. Eat the meat while it's hot and look for the pigs later." Cui Yu kept persuading.

When Yang Erlang heard this, he thought that was the case, so he stopped refusing and sat there and began to feast.

"Why don't you eat?" Yang Erlang looked at Cui Yu with his eyes, chewing on the big bones and drinking wine.

"I've just eaten. You introduced me to such a big business, of course I want to thank you, please eat quickly." Cui Yu poured wine for Yang Erlang eagerly, and then went to pour it for Miao Shan A bowl of plain water: "Master, drink water."

Miaoshan was frowning at this moment. There were two difficulties, the dead pig and the captured pig. A pair of eyes stared at the rake on the table, dazed there, but there was still luck in his heart. After catching the water from Cui Yu, he moved his lips and hesitated to speak, but finally did not speak.

For half an hour, Yang Erlang was full of wine and food, patting his belly.

The one-month-old piglet didn't have much meat to begin with, and since Nan Hua Zhenren and Yang Erlang were eating it, Yang Erlang quickly devoured it, leaving only bones and half a pig's head:

"It's really good! The pig today is really good. We've had enough to eat and drink, so hurry up and get that piggy out!"

"Thanks for your patronage, we have settled the bill."

Yang Erlang was stunned while eating the roasted pig head and looked at Cui Yu blankly: "What do you mean?"

"It's settled!" Cui Yu said matter-of-factly.

"Where's the pig?" Yang Erlang was puzzled.

"Is pork delicious?" Cui Yu asked.

"It's delicious. I've never eaten such delicious pork..." Yang Erlang said this and glanced at the bones on the table.

Nan Hua's real person on the side paused. The pork reached his throat and he couldn't swallow it anymore. His eyes glanced at the nail rake on the table, and then his movements paused. He couldn't help but shudder. Half of the pig's head fell to the ground in his hand, and his voice broke:

"Sanlang, you won't tell me that this is the one we roasted, right?"

On the side, Yang Erlang's stomach began to churn, and he looked at Cui Yu with a pale face:

"Brother, you won't tell me that this is the one we roast, right?"

"What do you think?" Cui Yu counted the coins with a smile.

Yang Erlang's face turned pale, he kicked the pig's head away quickly, and then looked at the Bodhisattva: "Sister, I really don't know! I am innocent! Who knew that this grandson is so... so bold..."

"Let me tell you, the pig was eaten by you, and I will not refund the money." Cui Yu's eyes were full of alertness, pointing to the bones and dregs on the ground: "If Senior Sister wants to be saved, she can use bones and dregs. "

Master Nan Hua's face turned pale and he pointed at Cui Yu with a trembling finger: "You can't teach a boy! He is indeed a big devil! You...how can you act like this?"

Cui Yu smiled and said nothing. Yang Erlang looked at the Bodhisattva, only to see the Bodhisattva turn away with a pale face.

"Master's aunt! Master's aunt!" Yang Erlang panicked when he saw this scene, dropped the pig bones and chased after her.

Looking at the two people's retreating figures, Cui Yu smiled unkindly: "It's a pity that Yang Erlang, who has always been smart, is also a fool and fell in love with a nun."

"Isn't it just eating a roasted suckling pig? If you want to achieve salvation, don't you just need another one? Women are women, and nuns who are monks are also women. It is the nature of women to hold grudges!" Cui Yu muttered:

"They are both pigs, so you have to choose which one, right? It is indeed a woman's nature to love sex."

After speaking, he touched the wild ginseng in his arms and said, "Well, my little sister has accumulated another dowry."

Let us say that Bodhisattva and Yang Erlang hurriedly walked out of the boundary between the two realms of mountains. Yang Erlang chased after Bodhisattva: "Bodhisattva, that boy is just a mortal body. How can he know the ancestor Zhu Wuneng? Please don't blame Bodhisattva! Don't blame him." he."

"You underestimate the poor nun." The Bodhisattva shook his head: "He is just a mortal, how can I blame him? I just thought that Zhu Wuneng was reborn as a pig fetus. Now that his soul has not been re-united, he has died and suffered a calamity. , I couldn't help but feel anxious. In fact, when I entered the yard and saw the young man, I first noticed the Qi of the ancestor Zhu Wuneng. At that time, I was still lucky, thinking that it was the young man and Zhu Wuneng. After being in contact for a long time, Zhu Wuneng's breath was contaminated, but who knew... Zhu Wuneng's body died and his true spirit disappeared. I don't know where it came from. Can he be reborn? What should I do? What if the true spirit dispersed? , then there is really no way to save it.”

"Bodhisattva, don't worry. That Zhu Wuneng has a ray of true spirit stuck to the boy." Master Nanhua said from the side: "I suspect that Zhu Wuneng wanted to seize Cui Yu's body before he died, but the seizure failed and the true spirit was trapped in Cui Yu. Inside the fish.”

"Ancestor has boundless magical power, and he will definitely not be mistaken." The Bodhisattva on the side felt a little numb and really didn't know what to do:

"This time things are in big trouble. Zhu Wuneng's body was destroyed, and his true spirit was trapped in Cui Yu's body. What should we do now?"

The Bodhisattva also had a headache.

"If the physical body is not destroyed, there is still a workaround, but now its physical body..." The Bodhisattva looked at the stomachs of Yang Erlang and Nan Hua Zhenren. Yang Erlang couldn't help but feel ashamed and showed an ugly smile.

"I have heard that there are golden lotuses with merit in the West, why not imitate the Third Prince? In those days, we also cut off the flesh to repay the father and the bones to repay the mother." The old Taoist priest from Nanhua said.

"That is the Golden Lotus of Merit. Even the Buddha is not allowed to move it without permission. We need to ask the Ancient Buddha of Ran Deng and the Buddhas of the past about this matter. If it can be done, it will be easier for him!" The Bodhisattva sighed.

"What should I do with my true spirit? Now I can no longer bear the torment?" Yang Erlang said.

"After deceiving Cui Yu out of Two Realms Mountain, I am casting a spell to extract Zhu Wuneng's true spirit. Now that Zhu Wuneng's body has been destroyed, the true spirit has nowhere to rest, so it is better to stay in his body temporarily." The Bodhisattva was also helpless.

"Do you want to say hello to Zhu Wuneng's master? Laoshan is afraid that they won't let it go." Master Nanhua looked hesitant.

"There is no need to cause trouble, just give him an advantage and shut his mouth." Bodhisattva said.

Master Nanhua looked at Miao Shan's pale face and said with a smile: "This matter may not be a good thing for Buddhism."

The Bodhisattva was stunned.

"How unruly Zhu Wuneng is? If he knew that Buddhism was plotting against him, how could he let it go? He would definitely go to Lingshan Mountain at all costs. Now the Bodhisattva has saved Zhu Wuneng's physical body, helped him escape from the disaster, completely merged with the canopy embryo, and turned into a real It's too late for the ancient Tianpeng to be grateful to the Bodhisattva. Besides, the Bodhisattva can also use some means when resurrecting the Tianpeng. Otherwise, I'm afraid that the old guy Zhu Wuneng will be alive, and his temperament will change greatly due to the influence of the Tianpeng embryo." Master Nanhua smiled. road.

When Bodhisattva thought about it, it was true that if Zhu Wuneng was at his peak and wanted to impose a restraint on the other party, it would be really unreasonable. Zhu Wuneng would never agree, and he would never bow his head even if he fought to the death. But now... After Cui Yu has been so tormented, if the Bodhisattva lends a helping hand, they will be Zhu Wuneng's reborn parents.

"My benefactor, you might as well recognize a son when the time comes and discipline Zhu Wu to honor you honestly." Yang Erlang said.

Miaoshan's complexion changed, and her innocent complexion began to turn rosy.

"The ancestor's Taoism is profound. If you eat Zhu Wuneng's body, you will save him. But after Zhu Wuneng is resurrected, he must not repay his kindness to the ancestor." Miao Shan looked at Nan Hua.

Nan Hua smiled bitterly, he really couldn't explain it now!

He originally wanted to see Zhu Wu survive the human calamity, but who would have thought that Cui Yu would kill him immediately after a disagreement?

Not only did he chop it, but he also roasted it, and it was still so fragrant?

Can you blame him?

Gods and Buddhas also need to eat!

Who can resist such delicious roasted suckling pig?

"I have a few drops of the Three Light Divine Water that can help him." Nan Hua's heart was bleeding.

"It's so good. If Zhu Wuneng has a spirit in heaven, he will definitely be grateful to the real person." Miao Shan smiled together.

"I still have some innate breath, so I'll give him a physical body." Master Nan Hua listened to Miao Shan's threat, and the corners of his mouth kept twitching.

Miaoshan nodded with satisfaction: "The lotus in the Eight Treasures Lotus Pond is related to my Buddhist power. I don't dare to make the decision without permission. I need to discuss it with the Buddha. Then Cui Yu will be busy. You two will keep an eye on it, but don't give birth to more children." Things took a turn for the worse.”

"Erlang, do you hear that?" Master Nanhua looked at Yang Erlang.

"Leave it to the disciple. The disciple will watch it every day and never leave even half a step." Yang Erlang quickly raised his hands and promised.

The Bodhisattva felt relieved, glanced at Yang Erlang, and then at Master Nanhua: "It's a blessing that you can become a disciple of Master Nanhua! It's good to be transformed early."

"Does the real person want to interfere with the cause and effect of the Zhou royal family?" Miaoshan Bodhisattva asked.

Nan Hua smiled when he heard this: "Sooner or later, Da Zhou and I will face each other, one day! Sooner or later, I am not afraid of the cause and effect of Da Zhou's royal family."