Chapter 108 Uzumaki Naruko, Here We Go!

"It hurts!"

Uzumaki Naruto held his head and shouted with his teeth bared: "What Toad Sage, I will call you Lecherous Sage, just call me!"

After that, without waiting for Jiraiya to react, Naruto quickly hid behind Kiyotsu.

"Kiyotsu, can I sue him for bullying a child?"

Hinata Kiyotsu's mouth twitched: "You can sue, but the result may be that you will get punched again."

Naruto was stunned: "Why?"

"Because he will say it is 'care from the elders'." Kiyotsu explained.

"But I didn't recognize him as my elder, did I?"

Qingmi shrugged and teased, "It's not up to you."

"Who said Jiraiya is the legendary Sannin? He said he is your elder, so he is your elder."

Hearing this, Naruto immediately clenched his fist and waved it: "Damn it! Is the Sannin so great? When I become Hokage, I will expel him from the Sannin."

"Hahahaha!!!" Jiraiya held his stomach and laughed out loud.

He half squatted down, stretched out his index finger and pressed it on Naruto's forehead: "I can knock you down with just one finger. With this kind of strength, you still want to be Hokage?"

Speaking of this, Jiraiya changed the subject and asked: "Little boy, do you want to practice with me? I am the teacher of the Fourth Hokage!"

Naruto was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look at the portrait on the Hokage Rock, and then looked up and down at Jiraiya.

Seeing him like this, Jiraiya raised his eyebrows slightly and continued, "What? You don't believe it?"

However, Naruto nodded very cooperatively: "I believe it!"

Then, he walked out from behind Kiyomi, counting on his fingers and said, "The first generation Hokage always lost every bet, the second generation Hokage signed a contract with the sea, the third generation Hokage would peek into the bathhouse, and the fourth generation Hokage had a strange naming habit..."

"Compared with them, the lecherous immortal, a down-and-out writer who even cheated children's money, doesn't sound so abrupt."

"Well, it's really a lineage!"

Hearing Naruto talking about the black history of the previous generations of Hokage like a treasure, Jiraiya suddenly couldn't hold it in.

He stretched out his hands to grab Naruto's shoulders and shook them, and asked, "Who told you all this?"

"Also, I've said it all, I'm really, really a best-selling author!"

"Best-selling author?" Naruto pushed Jiraiya's hand away and looked at him suspiciously.

"In addition to "The Legend of the Strong and Perseverant Ninja", do you have any other works that you can show off?"

Jiraiya blushed.

His face flushed red, and his two noses sprayed hard, like an angry elephant.

"You would rather believe that I am the teacher of the Fourth Hokage than that I am a best-selling author?!"

Naruto was a little scared by his stare, and hurriedly avoided his eyes. But even so, he couldn't help but mutter.

"That's how it is!"

Jiraiya moved his eyes and looked at Hinata Kiyotsugu who was standing aside watching the show, frowning slightly: "Little boy, you come and explain the truth to him!"

Kiyotsugu was stunned for a moment. Who would have thought that this melon-eating could also eat himself.

He tilted his head and pretended to be very confused: "Who are you? Do we know each other? Goodbye!"

After that, Kiyotsugu turned and left.

Naruto grabbed him quickly and pleaded, "Kiyomi, you can't sell me out!"

"Hehe..." Kiyomi turned around and glanced at him, "Didn't you say you were very happy just now?"

Naruto was choked by this, and his tone suddenly weakened a little. He muttered, "Who knew he would care so much about his identity as a writer? Shouldn't normal people care more about their identity as the Hokage teacher?"

"And..." He spread his hands innocently, "Can a lustful sage really have any best-selling works?"

Sincerity is often the ultimate move.

Jiraiya had calmed down a little, but was broken by Naruto again: "Who said I don't have a best-selling work! I..."

Just when he was about to say the four words "Intimate Paradise", a red-haired woman holding a frying pan suddenly jumped out of his mind.

"I...I..." He hesitated for a few times, but the words on his lips couldn't come out.

Then Jiraiya gritted his teeth and shouted, "Anyway, I have a best-selling work!"

Naruto opened his mouth, as if he wanted to say something else.

But Qingmi, who was standing next to him, was quick to cover his mouth: "Naruto, please stop talking. You are not like this on weekdays."

Naruto tried to pry Qingmi's hand, but found that he couldn't pry it no matter how hard he tried. Then he had to nod and let Qingmi let him go.

When Qingmi let him go, Naruto didn't yell immediately, but looked at the ground in silence for a while.

Just as Qingmi just said, he never treats others with this attitude on weekdays, let alone this is a stranger he met for the first time.

Naruto has been able to distinguish a person's "kindness" and "malice" towards him since he was a child. That's why when he first met Sasuke, he saw Sasuke's nature of being cold on the outside and warm on the inside.

But the person in front of him is different. Jiraiya's kindness and the "love" he exudes for himself are more than those of Grandpa Hokage.

Even Naruto himself doesn't know why he treats Jiraiya, a person who "loves" him, with this attitude.

Maybe... he is just a child who lacks love and finally finds someone to act cute to.

After a moment of silence, Naruto still refused to admit defeat: "Who told the lecherous sage to cheat me of my money first? You know, that money is enough for me to eat two bowls of ramen."

At this time, Jiraiya had already exited the red temperature state. He stood in front of the two people with a low look in his eyes, and it was unknown what he was thinking.

Qingmi touched Naruto with his elbow: "Jiraiya seems to be very concerned. Could it be that he was hit by you? Otherwise... you go and coax him?"

"Why do you want me to coax him?" Naruto said angrily.

"Huh?" Qingmi shouted in surprise, "Didn't you cause it?"

Hearing this, Naruto was stunned for a moment, and his tone suddenly became much smaller, as if he had lost his confidence.

"Then... I don't know how to coax him?"

Qingmi rolled his eyes at him, and then said: "How did you cause it, just coax it the way you did?"

"Then..." Uzumaki Naruto was speechless for a moment, and then walked to Jiraiya.

Jiraiya gave him a look, then crossed his arms, closed his eyes, and turned his head to the side.

Seeing his little action, Naruto couldn't help but mutter in his heart: Really, such an adult, but still needs a child to coax.

He pulled the corner of Jiraiya's clothes and looked into Jiraiya's eyes: "That... Lecherous Immortal, I'm sorry."

"I shouldn't say that you are a down-and-out writer who cheats children's money. In fact, I like that "Strong Perseverance Ninja Biography" very much, although its sales are not very good..."

Naruto was stunned for a moment, and looked at Jiraiya's face carefully: "I seem to have said the wrong thing again."

However, no matter how Naruto coaxed, Jiraiya remained unmoved.

After a few minutes of trouble, Naruto scratched his head with both hands and said a little irritably: "Oh! How to coax!"

Just then, the Konoha Bath on the opposite street suddenly broke into his field of vision.

Naruto stared at the words of the women's bath for a few times, and it seemed that a light bulb lit up above his head.

Then he made a seal with both hands: "Ninjutsu·Transformation Technique!"

"Bang!"

In Kiyomi's stunned expression, Uzumaki Naruto disappeared.

Instead, there is a blonde girl wearing a bathrobe and pigtails.

Uzumaki Naruko, here I come!

Please excuse me, there is only one update today.

It snowed here last night, and the temperature dropped sharply, which gave me a cold.

In addition, I have been staying up late recently, so my head was dizzy all day today, and I couldn't write anything at all.