8. Be Considerate and Give Each Person a Slap

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"What's the matter with you! Your boss, I will suffer in front, but you will enjoy the blessings."

You brought your pajamas, sleeping bag and pillowcases,

The second master yawned and said sleepily: "First master, you don't know. I'm not new to the world.

Eight days is no problem at all. But this group of people is just too boring. And they all spoke in the same tone, which made me want to sleep. "

That's right. In order to keep their pace consistent, these guys are as slow as a tortoise. When I take three steps, I have to stop and wait for two steps.

When can we get there if we continue like this?

It was Priest Bai who made the sarcastic remarks. This old boy is said to be Lao Ge's confidant. He has always been sarcastic towards me, and when he talks

Always hiding a sneer. I walked in the lead, followed by Temu Erwei, and beside me was the little sheep girl. And the white priest fell one foot behind

Far away, there were four people carrying the sedan chair, with four people leading the way, looking like a high-ranking official traveling. It's much better than me.

I glanced at the white priest who was pampered on the sedan chair.

"Of course you're not in a hurry. You're sitting in a sedan chair, and we're walking. According to their way of walking, how long will it take to get back?

"Go back? According to the usual practice, His Majesty the Witch King's tour will take at least three months to end. This has just begun, why bother to go back?

three months

It turns out that bastard Lao Ge had this idea! He asked me to go out and help him with publicity for three months, and then forget about it when I go back.

It’s such a cheap thing! And when you, the old boy, wore open pants, the previous Witch King had been gone for decades. Where did you come from this routine?

"Your Majesty, please calm down." Priest Bai said slowly and lukewarmly: "It is your bounden duty to promote doctrines and consolidate folk beliefs.

Time is nothing. This is necessary for my witchcraft. "

That's bullshit! I think this stupid idea was probably thought up by your bastard!

Can I let you be the supervisor?

"How do you

What do you mean? Your Majesty, you are so brave and brave, cough, cough, cough, how can we, the old, weak, sick and disabled, compare to you? It is normal to walk slower.

You are the only one who cannot walk! I see that all of those two hundred disciples are strong and good in any martial arts. You are the only one who is weak, sick and disabled.

Bar!

Sure enough, it was Lao Ge's plan to let me go down the mountain. I thought for a moment, then if you are in the first grade of junior high school, don't blame me for being the New Year's Eve.

I suddenly turned around and stopped suddenly. Muwei almost bumped into me and said angrily: "What are you doing? Hey...I - stretched out my hand to

She turned her back, facing the two hundred disciples behind her, and said in her ear.

"Translate for me what I'm saying."

Mu Wei's face was full of doubts, and I had already spoken.

"Everyone, listen up. The witchcraft religion has been established for thousands of years and has always been the glory of the world.

All the people of my Xiacang Anxi yearn for it. This is not just

The merits of the witch kings of the past dynasties are also yours.

I used my inner strength to spread my voice, and it echoed in everyone's ears. Even though most people don't understand what I'm talking about, they all know

His Majesty is speaking, so everyone calm down and listen. When the sound waves buzzed around their ears, everyone showed expressions of surprise and admiration.

Mu Wei translated my words, and the faces of the disciples showed a look of pride.

"The disciples of my witchcraft religion are my warriors. You go out,

Even my warriors marching, how can they give the impression of weakness? How can this be done

So slowly and slowly, it makes people laugh!

All the disciples looked ashamed.

“My disciples must look like warriors.

I raised my hands and shouted!

"Follow me, run!" He turned around and ran out!

The little girl Yangyang also raised her little hands excitedly,

He shouted in the southern Xinjiang dialect: "Follow your majesty! !"

The disciples suddenly became excited, as if they had been beaten with blood, and rushed towards the distance. The slow-moving 200-man team suddenly became like wolves and tigers.

, the running smoke and dust rolled randomly, shaking the mountains and forests.

The sedan in front of which the white priest was sitting seemed like a raft that had fallen into the rough waves. It was swayed left and right by the crowd, and was finally caught by a wave.

A big wave crashed over it.

"Ouch! Who stepped on me! Stop! Stop! Oh! !

The last moment seemed like someone had stepped on his mouth.

Of course I won't tell you that the person who tripped the bearer's foot was a handsome and intelligent man.

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The time to reach the first village was about ten times faster than expected.

"what's on your mind! ! ,

Priest Bai's face turned blue and he was furious, but he was out of breath because he was running too fast, so he shouted in a weak voice.

"Please, please go to the village to contact the villagers and consolidate my witchcraft beliefs. Why are you knocking down other people's houses?"

He turned back and pointed at the wooden house that was indeed almost in pieces and said angrily: "And more than two hundred people collided with it! What a hatred!"

After saying that, he vomited while holding his old face against the wall.

I guess he hasn’t done strenuous exercise for many years.

It’s time to exercise, follow us

After running all the way, I was as tired as a dog.

By the way, we were a group of about 200 people just now. The road operations were as fierce as tigers, and they were not detained when we reached the village. I accidentally bumped into a villager's log

On top of the house, the second boss almost hit me. I got out of the way just in time. More than two hundred disciples bumped into the second master.

With the force of their collision, even a house made of stone would collapse. The wooden house is pretty good, and the compensation can be reduced.

But no one lives in the wooden house, so I will just wait here for the time being for the owner of the wooden house to come back.

Looking from all sides, this is a quiet and beautiful small village. You can see miniature versions of the private houses where Lao Ge lived everywhere.

I don't know whether it is the style of Southern Xinjiang or the style of Wanyu Kingdom. The house they live in has thick pillars cut from bamboo wood as the base. son

It should be higher than the ground, and the bottom is used to raise pigs, cattle, sheep, etc. Laoge's wooden house is a loft several stories high. The villagers naturally have many places to live.

Most of them were only one storey, and they were far more dilapidated.

According to Mu Wei's introduction, there are thousands of villagers living in this village, most of whom rely on farming, hunting, and collecting medicine as their source of livelihood.

Such big and small

There is one in Yuguo. It can be said to be the main part of the population of Wanyu Country.

But without exception, the largest building in the village is always the temple.

I looked intently and saw villagers fetching water in the distance. Under the scaffolding with bamboo strips rucksacks, hunting knives, and fruits hung, some people were drying medicine.

Grassy old man. There are children chasing at the door of the house. There was a particularly quiet little boy who was patiently sharpening his little bow, his little mouth pouting in dissatisfaction.

It seemed that they were having trouble because they couldn't go hunting with the adults.

Occasionally, you can see a few young girls chattering and laughing, hugging their clothes.

Things seem to be going

Looking at them, you will seriously think about how simple, peaceful and beautiful life is.

When I couldn't help but take a step forward, there was a "snap:" sound under my feet. My foot got stuck in something soft and big

Inside things. That kind of warm surrounding makes people think of something terrible...

"This, could this be dry...

"What are you panicking about? You have no knowledge. This is Abopan.

Wei's face was calm and disdainful: "This is the most effective agricultural material in our Xiacang Anxi. It can repel mosquitoes and nourish crops.

The raw material is made of special snow. It can be seen everywhere in the countryside. "

"Oh, I thought I stepped on shit." I breathed a sigh of relief: "What does special snow mean?"

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“Translated into your Chinese dialect, it’s called ‘cow dung’.

Isn’t that still shit!!

Your mother, the cow dung on my shoes is almost dry! Wait, you are holding a grudge because I hit you with this shoe, right?

!They are really all left-footed shoes!

Tie Wei reminded him loudly.

"Please do something serious. Your disciples have already announced in the village that His Majesty the Witch King has arrived, and soon the whole village will come to greet you.

I said with unconvincing disdain while polishing my shoes.

“It’s not like I can’t.

Isn’t it just to strengthen believers?

I do this kind of thing

It’s not like Han has never done it before. When I was in the Western Regions, I was a popular niche.

Let me show you the demonstration.

I looked around and saw a young man carrying two large buckets standing in the field.

I ran over and took his hand.

"Fellow! Thank you for trusting me! Thank you for supporting me! Hallelujah my mother! "

However, for my people-friendly show, there were three people behind the scenes.

A discordant cough.

"Ahem."

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“Cough cough cough.

I turned around and said silently: "Put on more clothes if you catch a cold."

Tie Wei lowered his head and said: "Your Majesty, you can't speak so arrogantly. You are the Witch King who stands above all others... He took another look at that cute girl

Young man, "What's more, he's still a turd picker. "

"What's wrong with the shit pickers! I just want to go among the people!"

I patted the young man's shoulder affectionately.

"Be good at picking shit, you have a future."

As he spoke, the huge crowd in the distance gradually approached, and it seemed that everyone in the village had really come. There was fear in their eyes all

Believe in fear and surprise, and have great respect for me. Respected to the point...as if I can eat people.

I asked Yangyang to stand beside me and act as a translator for me.

After learning the lesson just now, I walked up to an old man with my head held high and a smile on my face, and said hello to him.

"Husband, you've been doing well lately, huh?

The little girl glanced at me and seemed to translate it into more appropriate words.

The old man plopped down and knelt down, tears streaming down his face before he could say anything. I think this speed would be considered a beggar's gang.

There must also be a character among them. No wonder the second boss was shouting behind me: Who is my mother-in-law? She is so talented! This sergeant who is brought back can be appointed as soon as possible.

Six bags of elder materials!

But no one except the Beggar Clan wants this kind of ‘talent’.

This old man who doesn’t know that he has been chosen by the Young Master of the Beggar Clan to be the Six-Pocket Elder

I couldn’t help but shed tears and talked to me about Xili Gulu several times.

words, but each sentence sounds the same.

"What's wrong with this old man? Is someone in the family sick or is there a plague?" I looked at the little girl.

She said awkwardly: "-.He said his family didn't...

Is it actually because of me?!

Is he afraid like a sieve because he is afraid of me? Because as soon as I come here, I will ask them to donate money, so I can kneel down faster than the elders of the Beggar Clan.

How many times have you cared about other people’s money before?

Shiwei said calmly: "Thanks to you being His Majesty the Witch Emperor,

Your Majesty, the District Emperor, haven’t I memorized the religious rules? In every land blessed by the Witch King, paying the witch tax is the obligation of believers. Every household must pay on time. Since the establishment of the Wuhuang Palace, all the villages hundreds of miles around Wanyu Mountain have done this.

Wan Yuguo has really been unlucky for nine lifetimes before being targeted by you.

I helped the old man up and comforted him.

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"Old man, get up quickly. Everything about money is easy to discuss. I make the decision here. I'll give you a 10% discount and that's it."

The Yangyang girl was interrupted before she could translate.

Priest Bai pulled me aside.

"Your Majesty, it is a religious law to collect witch tax. This land is blessed by the witch religion, and as the witch king, you must collect their money.

I frowned.

"Didn't they say they had no money? Just ask the rich people to donate some, how can you take it by force?"

"How can this be taken by force? Since they have accepted the faith, they must be sincere and sincere. Don't we, the Witch Emperor Palace, need to eat? Let's talk about rich families. Look at this dilapidated village, how can any family be rich? ?”

“You know they don’t have money, but you still want them to donate?

Priest Bai sneered.

"Their poverty cannot be solved. This is their destiny. But no matter how poor they are, as long as there is a glimmer of hope, they can survive. This glimmer of hope is our witchcraft. They can only put money into our Only by carrying your pocket can you gain spiritual peace ●This is the way of managing the soul. Your Majesty, if you want to be the Witch King, you must get used to the practices of our Witch Cult."

"Why do I think this is your way of robbing? Besides, I already have no money. No matter how much you talk, you still have no money. What else do you want?

Priest Bai gave a sneer.

"Not much, but your disciples are already doing something.

I was startled, looked up, and saw a person flying out of a room in the distance, almost covered with injuries. The villager was quite strong, but he couldn't bear the beating. He spit out -0 blood and knelt on the ground, still begging. Look at the disciples in white walking out of the house, surrounding the villager who was beaten and unable to resist, and they seemed to want to take action.

Priest Bai looked at me with a sneer: "You still want to challenge my witchcraft...

I didn't hear clearly what Zeiss said and roared angrily. Not only were the few disciples who were beating the villagers around stopped in fear, but all the villagers were so frightened that they knelt down.

I strode up to the three young disciples and looked at their stunned expressions, not knowing what they had done wrong.

"Young...

I fucked up Shenzi? Takaba Teuchou(

"Don't you fucking learn well!!"

- -The man gave me a big mouth! The three of them flew out in circles.

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