23. Catching Wind and Shadow·Whose Pity Is There?

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I rubbed my face and said aggrievedly: "It's too much...I slapped him in front of everyone...".

"Nonsense! Who told you to talk nonsense! I thought you had changed a bit, but I didn't expect you were still a stinky hooligan at heart!" Bai Lian was so angry that his thin shoulders were shaking, and he cursed on the way from Dongpo Tower to Feiyuntang. My way.

But because we had a dispute and it was too eye-catching, we couldn't stay for long. So Bai Lian had no choice but to follow me reluctantly.

Eunuch Bai seemed to have his chatterbox open, and Jiang Shui cursed me so hard that I couldn't reply.

"It's not enough for you to have Su Xiao, you also have to provoke other men. Forget it if you provoke stinky men, you, you actually even teased our family. Are you impatient with life?"

Hey, hey! There's a big misunderstanding here! I admit that it was a bit wrong for me to blurt out that I wanted to forcefully kiss you just now, but that's for historical reasons! Isn't it because the scene was not innocent when we first met? Who likes men and father-in-law? Ah! Brother, he is a real man who has married a princess (fake), had a relationship with his master and aunt (fake), and had sex with countless girls at the foot of Daluo Mountain (fake)!

"Oh?" Bai Lian said disdainfully: "Can you name the seven people you met before at our house who can name them?

"Name your name? Am I afraid of you? Isn't it Prime Minister Li, Yan Bei, Su Xiao, Tang Ye, Sheng Shang, Zhang Shangshu, Leng Shang...

Damn it, they are all men and Su... What is this feeling of frustration? Is my beautiful life, which I wholeheartedly want to marry a beautiful wife, diverting to the path of decay?

"By the way, where is Feiyuntang? Why haven't you arrived after walking for so long?"

"Of course." Bai Lian stood farther away from me as he was not used to it, and then said: "Feiyuntang is in Wuhua County. Although it is under the rule of Nanjing, it takes at least 10 days to walk out of the capital. . Our family just said we don’t want to go with you.

So...ah...ah? Then you originally wanted me to go so far away on a business trip alone, and then you could wait for me to repay you comfortably! I'm looking down on you! These little tricks in the palace They all learned enough!

"Anyway, we can't just go all the way there. It will probably be dark when we get there, so we'd better make plans in advance.

Because of the long journey, Eunuch Bai and I made plans to go out for two days and one night. First, go to the grocery store on the side street to buy some clothes that can be changed, and some dry food for the road.

This grocery store is quite large, offering everything from ready-made clothes to food, and the prices are very reasonable.

In fact, I don't need to waste money on buying clothes. One reason is because I can jump into a river at any time to wash the clothes and dry them using my internal power (a must for a pauper ranger). The other reason is because I am poor (a pauper). .... Even though he is a eunuch, it would be fine if the person who comes is someone like the Wang Eunuch or the Sui Eunuch. But here comes Manager Bai, who has fine skin and tender flesh, and always smells good. I can't bear to see her sleeping in the open without changing clothes or taking a shower, so I might as well buy her a suit.

Eunuch Bai seemed to have never traveled far, but she seemed to be in high spirits when she walked into the grocery store. She was always cold.

"Mingming is not true, Mingming is not true, what is this?"

I said casually: "That's a lantern. It's the New Year now, so there are probably such New Year's goods for sale everywhere."

Manager Bai suddenly realized: "This lantern doesn't even have a dragon or phoenix painted on it. It's still made of paper. It can be considered a lantern."

Why would you say something specific to the nobility like pork is also meat? I know your palaces all use silk, but the common people are all using paper, okay? It’s convenient, fast, good quality and cheap, and there’s no comparison at all. Your palace is so ugly!

Eunuch Bai ignored me and looked around in the grocery store, looking around as if he was looking for treasure.

"What about this?"

"Bamboo tube water dragon, put water in it and press it down to shoot out water. Children use it for fighting.

"what about this?"

"These are firecrackers. Light them and throw them out. Children use them to throw at adults.

"this?

"This is eel, it is used by adults...".

Cough cough cough cough! Storekeeper, get out of here! What kind of eel do you sell in a good grocery store?! Don’t lie to me that it’s for stew!

Manager Bai looked like a child entering a toy store with a special sparkle in his eyes. He kept leaning on me and asking questions, which was completely different from the way he just shut me away. Because there are stars in the eyes of a person who has always been indifferent, which makes me feel that this person is so cute without knowing it!

"I know this!" Manager Bai picked up an exquisite and beautiful doll and said with a confident smile: "We have seen a lot of Yansheng dolls in the palace, right?

Girl, you guessed wrong! This doll is so beautiful and cute, why do you think of witchcraft? Can a person's outlook on life be changed after a long period of court education! ?

But Bai Lian opened his eyes and said plausibly: "What's the use of being pretty and cute? Which of the beauties in the palace who use these dolls to harm others is not beautiful and cute? Do you need to show off your face if you want to harm others?"

It makes so much sense, I can't even refute it. This must be a conclusion that only a handsome man like Mr. Bai (? ) can come up with.

Finally, Bai Lian knelt down, turned over and over, and picked up a small toy. The drum has a white surface, with a pair of balls tied to it, and a wooden handle at the bottom. When it is turned, it makes a crisp sound. She held it in her hand and shook it subconsciously

, making a playful sound.

I smiled and said: "That is a rattle, which is played by very young children. It is also commonly used when coaxing babies.

"I know... No matter how ignorant I am, Rattle still knows.

Bai Lian shook the rattle in his hand, and his big curious eyes suddenly looked at me, blinking.

"You come from a serious martial arts background. Did you also play these things when you were a child?"

"I don't like to play, but I have a little sister-in-law who likes it...I play with her every day.

Bai Lian looked at me with her big pretty eyes, and suddenly said for no reason: "You must like your little junior aunt very much, right?"

"Yeah." I nodded without any hesitation, "I really like it.

"Dong dong dong, dong dong dong, dong dong dong," Bai Lian gently shook the rattle and whispered.

"It's great to be able to say so frankly that I like someone."

I whispered tentatively: "..Isn't that okay? "

"Me?" Bai Lian said casually, "What can I do? Does anyone like eunuchs?"

Her profile had an illusory and hazy beauty that made her whole person look unreal. Only the loneliness in this sentence penetrated my heart and made me unable to forget it for a long time.

"I remember how old you were when you entered the palace. Didn't you play with toys when you were a child?"

"-.-I've never played before." Bai Lian whispered with some envy, "When I was a child, my family didn't like me very much. They wouldn't let me play with these... After entering the palace, I just thought about how to repay the empress every day. .... Anyway, I'm very busy and never have time to play with these things.'

"Haven't you ever played with the prince and princess?

Bai Lian's charming and feminine profile showed a hint of sadness, and her watery eyes flashed with remembrance.

"How can our family have that qualification? Back then, I was just a small supervisor, and I was not even qualified to serve a cup of tea. And unless I accompany your highnesses full-time, I would not be by their side."

The atmosphere was getting more and more sad, and I had to pick up the shortcake Zhang Gang bought and stuff it into Bai Lian's mouth.

"Well, what?

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“Don’t ask, you’ll know after you take a bite.

However, Manager Bai's petal-like lips came into contact with the opposite dry and hard smooth cake, and he immediately took a few steps back. Manager Bai said coquettishly: "Ahem, cough, cough, it's so dry and astringent, and the dough is thick." .What is this?"

As expected, Manager Bai grew up in the palace and had never even tasted this.

"A must-have at home when you are away from home, a good helper for dry food when traveling, five pounds of light cakes.

"Five pounds!" Manager Bai accidentally raised her voice, and her unique sweet and greasy little milk voice was also exposed. It's so cute~ But she didn't notice it, and continued to say in disbelief: "You , If you buy five kilograms of this stuff and go on the road, are you going to starve our family to death? We'll pay for it, and we'll eat in a tavern and inn on the way.

I didn't wait for her to finish, I tore a piece of shortbread in my hand and stuffed it into her little mouth without her noticing. Manager Bai immediately frowned, but the strict palace education she had received since childhood seemed to have prevented her from doing such an ugly and unseemly thing as spitting out her food in front of others. I had no choice but to swallow it.

"Cough, cough, cough, cough, what are you doing?"

I smiled and said, "Little brother, I want to teach you some basic knowledge about walking in the world. When you walk outside, you won't be able to eat other people's food. So you have to be prepared to eat some hard-to-eat dry food."

"But this cake..._....

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Before she finished speaking, I took a big bite right where she had just bitten. Bai Lian suddenly blushed slightly, but couldn't say anything.

I chewed it carefully: "It's indeed not delicious. But this is the rule of the world. If you don't want to cause trouble, you have to be careful."

I turned to the boss and said, "Boss, that's all for the check. Ask her for money."

The boss was very sensible and raised his eyebrows at me: "Don't worry, I can rest assured that my wife will take care of my money when I am away from home.

Hey, hey, hey! Be careful what you say! I'm the in-charge manager, bastard! And I like women!

"Ming is not true! What did you tell me? Why did he say to our family that your husband has a hard time and wants our family to behave like a woman? Such crazy things!

"It's unfair, I didn't say anything. It's obvious that you are too delicate, and people saw it wrong. It's not that I said you are Mr. Bai, but luckily I know your true identity. Otherwise, with your dignity, , who wouldn’t think she’s a big girl?

"Bah! You're the only one who talks a lot!"

The two of us walked out of the grocery store bickering, and suddenly stopped at the same time.

Bai Lian sighed: "It seems that the people involved in this case are not simple.

I nodded: "I didn't expect that not only did I know who was checking him, but that I still dared to take action even though I knew our origins. What's more, I dared to make such a big move in broad daylight in the capital."

The two of us walked out of the grocery store. What we saw was a group of tall black knights. There were about thirty people in total. Everyone was masked with black cloth and had knives on their waists. They were attacking us. There was a murderous block in front of him.

The leading knight pulled out his saber, slashed at us in the air, and shouted murderously: "I'll catch you without mercy, but I'll spare your life!"

Me: "Manager Bai, he said to spare us.

Bai Lian: "Clear the head arrester, the right way is to come and not to go back, so naturally we have to be polite to others - Fancai

It's true. ‘

The knight yelled: "What's indecent? What do you mean?'

Bai Lian and I looked at each other and smiled, and said, "Since a mount is coming to my door, wouldn't it be a shame to refuse to accept it?"

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