141. Request an Imperial Edict

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I said firmly: "Wash your hair with shit!"

Boss Shen tugged on my sleeve from behind and said with some worry: "Be careful. Tianhu will attack you. You know that you are now... She hid the second half of the sentence. I naturally knew that she was worried. With all my martial arts skills gone, I once again provoked Tianhu to take action. I'm afraid I won't be able to resist.

I gave her a firm look back.

Junior Auntie covered her mouth with a smile and pulled Boss Shen away, obviously full of confidence in me.

I also gave my junior aunt a firm look, and also added two cautions in private.

The emperor originally wanted to refuse -0, but it was Tianhu himself who set the trap. There are also our Daluoshan people waiting here, watching eagerly, so this matter will definitely not be let go.

And the emperor was not completely without resentment towards him. They had unjust speculations and suspicions about the heroes who had made great achievements, and even killed them viciously. This is a vicious attack on the imperial court's line of clear distinction between rewards and punishments, and Dun must be severely criticized.

The bet of washing your hair with feces was made by Tianhu and I in front of the emperor. People in the world are trustworthy and righteous. Originally, if we just washed our hair, Tianhu couldn't wash my hair, and the emperor intervened, I really couldn't insist on executing it, otherwise it would appear that I was petty and ungentlemanly, and I was too messy.

But since Tianhu beat me just now, I have a reason that I can implement. No one can blame a person who has just crawled back from hell for being angry, right?

Tianhu didn't seem to expect that I would stick to this bet. He kept his head silent and waited for the emperor's decision. After all, the three people from Juefeng are the strongest combat force in the imperial court. The emperor did not dare to be so sure so easily. These peerless masters have many shortcomings, especially their self-esteem is higher than that of the arrogant young lady who has not left the court. Wan - got anxious and jumped from the city gate tower out of shame and anger - committing suicide is a trivial matter, and he will definitely not die if he falls. But if they turn to evil in anger, with the combat power of the three Juefengs, the resources they possess, and the huge amount of information in their minds, the loss to the court will not be as simple as losing three or five earls and marquises. It can't be compared. Besides, I'm just Genda Rob. There was no room for the emperor to be careless, hesitant and unable to speak. excellent

I finally gave the hesitant emperor a compromise idea.

I fiddled under the emperor's ear: After all, washing the hair of the Juefeng trio is a big deal and cannot be carried out casually. The main reason why Master Tianhu wants to hit me is because he doesn't understand me. The days are long, and as long as Master Tianhu spends more time with me, he will naturally understand Wei Chen's character and behavior, which is quite acceptable. Your Majesty, you also know that Wei Chen's character has always been well-known. What's more, I also understand that Tianhujun's angry action involves loyalty to the emperor. If he is still held responsible and pursued, wouldn't he become a scoundrel? The most important thing is, that's not the case. Have you underestimated the importance of the four words "loyalty to the emperor and patriotism"? If things continue like this, how can anyone dare to be loyal to the emperor? This is absolutely undesirable. Therefore, Wei Chen will never continue to pursue the investigation indiscriminately.

The emperor's eyes lit up when he said this.

"Mingqing's family is generous!

"But then again, you should not act recklessly. Weichen traveled to the south and made some great achievements, but the emperor refused to give up. He actually gave me a title and a fiefdom. It is a great grace from God. But God Lord Fox dared to beat Wei Chen in front of the emperor just two or three days after he was granted the title. This is a bit arrogant and flattering. It's not very good or not."

He said ‘hmm’, stroked his beard and said, “What about Yi Mingqing’s family?

"In ancient times, Duke Xiao of Qin reused Shang Yang and moved the wood to establish trust. According to what I saw, the emperor might as well follow suit. The emperor might as well give the minister an imperial edict and give him discretion. When and where did this 'hair washing with excrement' occur? The capital has not decided yet, and has entrusted it to Wei Chen for the time being. Naturally, Wei Chen will not use it at will, but as a magic weapon to intimidate Lord Tianhu. With such an imperial edict, Lord Tianhu must not No matter how arrogant you are, you must be cautious if you occasionally act wildly. When others see the emperor's treatment, they will definitely be convinced."

What I said was general and generous. The most important thing is that I didn't pursue it in vain, and I didn't need to throw shit at Tianhu today. What's so important about this? The emperor can easily step down! ~ SF Qingli said

The emperor was very happy when he heard this. He said "great kindness" to the left and "generous" to the right. He could almost see his favorability towards me rising slowly. He wished he could hold my head and kiss me. Tianhu's two roundabout and direct attacks today failed to prove that there was a problem with my identity. Huang Sang's doubts about me were instantly gone. With my last reasonable words, he was moved to tears. Woof. If this girl has been married to me eight times. I ordered my servants to immediately bring out paper, ink, pen and inkstone, and with flying dragons and phoenixes, the precious and important book "Yunming Jun must not violate the order unless he really washes his hair with Tianhu dung" was handed into my hands. I held this imperial edict and sighed, let alone this dynasty, there has never been such a nonsense imperial edict since the founding of the world by Pangu. It's actually in my hands now.

If this were taken to the black market...tsk, tsk, tsk, that would be 300,000 taels.

Of course, I would never sell such a wasteful thing. There are always some things in this world that are far more important than money.

For example, show off your prestige!

For example, to show off to the person who just hit me!!

I held the imperial edict, arrogantly, spinning in front of Tianhu with one foot high and one foot low.

"Lord Tianhu, look at it. I was ordered to throw dung.

Tianhu turned his head indifferently and faced the other side, refusing to

Look at me.

Of course I knew he didn't want to talk to me right now, so I walked to the other side in an understanding manner and put my face in front of him again.

"What are you hiding from? Master Tianhu, take a look at this word, take a look at this font, this momentum, so majestic, it spreads thousands of miles.'

Tianhu couldn't hear my beautiful adjectives and closed his eyes: "If you have any nonsense, please tell me.

"Lord Tianhu, who did you just say you are, one of the three most famous figures in our country?"

....Experimenter.

"Disrespect, disrespect." I hid the precious edict in my arms, "I heard from people that Commander White Horse of the Qilin Guard trained the Forbidden Wind and Thunder of the Wang and Xie families to the pinnacle, and when he entered the battle formation, he was all over the body. Like thunder armor, it can't be hit by wind, rain, or swords. I wonder if Lord Tianhu has a magic skill to prevent feces from getting on the body for twelve hours, otherwise it will be difficult to pass this level.

Tianhu glared, and I took half a step back, just like a Spanish husky seeing a cat, pointing at him.

"What are you doing? If you dare to do anything again, I will apply for ten imperial edicts from the emperor and throw you into the cesspit. From now on, you will no longer use the gun. Just draw the bow with both hands and shoot arrows. I think you still dare Hit someone!"

Tianhu was also afraid of rats. Seeing that the emperor was nearby and had just committed a crime, he really did not dare to take action. He snorted coldly.

"Hmph, don't be arrogant. I don't know what method you used to hide all the energy in your body as if it had disappeared - -.-Don't think that I just believe your nonsense. You must have an ulterior motive. It’s a secret, I just want to find out for you.”

This guy's eyes were really poisonous, and he actually saw that my inner strength had disappeared.

I curled my lips and laughed.

"What do I have to be arrogant about? I won't be washed with feces. Mainly because after thinking about your feat, from hair to toes, your body is filled with fragrance. I am afraid that people in the world will remember you for thousands of years. Such a good reputation. From now on, if any child suffers from constipation in the middle of the night, he or she will be stunned when he sees your portrait. You have solved a medical problem across the country in disguise, and you should be remembered in history.

When the time comes and there are no more difficult problems to solve in the world, wherever you go, no one will be frightened and run away. From now on, when you show up as a dung fox, who will compete with you? I feel so beautiful for you just thinking about it.

Tianhu's face turned pale after hearing this. Apparently he was frightened by the beautiful vision I painted.

Alas, these days, gangsters still have to rely on intimidation.

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After scaring me, I changed my face and put on a smile.

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"Brother Tianhu, please take a step to speak.

I went up and hooked up with him, making out warmly. Others would never imagine that we were still fighting for life and death before.

Long Zaitian said unexpectedly: "Did I see it wrong? Wasn't it true that you were beaten to a pulp by one side?"

Hey you! You ruin the atmosphere.

But Tianhu laughed so hard that his shoulders shook slightly, he was very proud.

This can't be tolerated!

I pulled him aside, my expression turned frightened.

"Master Tianhu, I'm going to have a good chat with you now. After all, I'm not a devil. If you can make peace with things from now on, you won't come to trouble me in the future. Promise to meet me on the street and dismount immediately when you see me walking down the street. Okay, you will call me - Brother Sheng when you see me. Not to mention giving gifts, flowers and love during the holidays. Three days - five days for small banquets - and big banquets will definitely not be able to run away. I am a person who is full and everything is enough. I only need an elbow. If it's well burned, I'll pour it wherever the wind blows. Naturally, I won't cause trouble for you. Otherwise, hehe, hehe, hehe.

Tianhu's face turned from white to red, and he snorted coldly: "You are dreaming. If you want me to listen to you, it will be unless I saw a ghost."

I said in awe.

"What a great Sky Fox. In ancient times, there was King Gou Jian of Yue, who sacrificed his life and tasted courage in order to achieve hegemony. Today, there is King Sky Fox who tasted dung in southern Xinjiang for some unknown reason. From now on, it will be passed down as a good story and will be remembered for generations to come. I have decided to invite a hundred or so people to talk about cross talk on that day. People came to watch and wrote hundreds of short paragraphs. Afterwards, he organized a nationwide tour of 1,800 shows, which will definitely be sold out. When the time comes, my brother will become rich, and I have to thank you for your support.

Tianhu's face turned from red to green and he said in a panic.

"Wait a minute! We agreed to wash our hair, why did we change it to taste it? You're cheating!'

I am so unjust.

"I don't want you to taste it. But think about it, your hair is so long, so you can't wash it slowly one by one. Besides, the method of washing has not been decided yet. If it makes you look bad, even if you say it to others I haven’t tasted the magical power, and I don’t think many people are willing to believe it.

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