Chapter 299
Kirie's cooking skills are not clear, but...if you want to cook, you probably need to put a stool under your feet.
After all, the only people with the attributes of being virtuous at home are Kato Megumi and Ebina.
"snort!"
Zhaili snorted softly and looked at Kirie. The petite lolita was carefully serving Fat Orange, and she secretly smoothed her hair from time to time. Her face showed a happy smile after the iceberg melted, which made people not want to disturb her at all.
Eirili suppressed the idea of petting the cat together, took out her mobile phone, and sent a message to Sayuri Sawamura.
"I won't go back tonight because I have something to do. I'll go home tomorrow morning."
A few seconds later, Mrs. Sayuri's profile picture flashed quickly: "Hey, Eiri-chan has finally made up her mind to become adults with Seisuke tonight?"
Yinglili became angry: "Who would do such boring things! Obasan!"
It doesn't matter if your daughter doesn't come home at night, it doesn't matter, she still looks forward to becoming an adult, how can she be such an excessive mother!
"Tsk, are you really with Xiao Qingsuke?"
Yinglili: "..."
"Don't be shy." Sayuri sent her hand up to cover her mouth, and you could imagine her joyful smile through the screen, "Eiri-chan is already sixteen years old, there is no problem in dating, falling in love, or even getting married. It’s over.”
Yinglili said angrily: "It's a special situation, and I'm not the only one!"
"Hey, what's going on?"
Yinglili explained the bad luck: "...In short, that's it. I encountered a lot of bad luck one after another, so I will go back tomorrow morning."
Sayuri Sawamura sent a shocked expression: "Is there such an interesting thing?"
"do not come!"
Known as the mother-in-law, Eirili immediately guessed Sayuri's thoughts.
"Eiri-chan is so heartless, doing such interesting things alone." Sayuri sent a crying emoticon, "You don't love your mother anymore, do you?"
A black line fell from Yinglili's head. This Obasan who always acts like a spoiled child is not reliable at all!
"I won't talk to you anymore, my phone is out of battery!"
"Okay." Mrs. Sayuri changed the subject, "But you are outside alone, so be careful and don't be easily deceived by boys' sweet talk."
"Eh?"
Yinglili was startled, but her mother, who suddenly became serious, was a little uncomfortable with it.
Mrs. Sayuri continued: "No matter how much a boy begs, he must pay attention to safety measures. I don't mind being a grandma. It's hard to explain to your father."
Yinglili: "..."
It is indeed impossible to expect you to become serious. The only way is to replace your mother directly.
…
"I am bored."
Xiao Mi sat on the sofa, watching TV, and sighed once again.
If there was no curse of bad luck, now should be the happiest time of the week - after a 'busy' week, I would buy a big bag of delicious snacks and the indispensable Coke at the convenience store and return home. Take off your clothes, roll around on the ground to your heart's content, eat whatever you want, drink whatever you want, practice cultivation until dawn at night, then sleep until noon, and wake up just in time for lunch.
This is how a good life should be.
It's a pity that I don't dare to go back to my family now. I have to maintain the image of the 'perfect girl next door' in front of Eiriri and Kirie, and I have to be cautious when talking and sitting.
"TV is so boring."
"A world where you can't freely eat snacks, drink Coke, and play games will definitely explode."
"Hey, by the way... there are a lot of comic books and light novels in the senior's bedroom."
Xiaomi's spirit was shaken, and he secretly glanced at Yinglili who was gnashing her teeth and playing with her mobile phone, and Kirie who was immersed in the joy of serving the cat owner, and walked to the bedroom softly.
"Well, let's read comics for a while. We can't stay in the bedroom without going out..."
Xiao Mi quietly closed the door, walked to the bookshelf, and began to select comics that interested him.
"I've read this one."
"I read half of this book last time and felt that the painting style was so greasy..."
"Hey, why is there a book hidden here?"
Xiao Mi suddenly found a book that was deliberately covered in the corner.
"The name... why is it a little strange?"
Xiao Mi pulled out the book and looked at the cover curiously. A girl wearing a men's shirt, kneeling on the bed in a duck-sitting position, half-dressed and with a white hemisphere on her chest, a straight black girl suddenly came into view.
It was the notebook that Yinglili accidentally brought to school the morning before yesterday.
"Hey, hey, what is this?!"
Hamster Bury was startled, as if he had been stung by a bee on his finger. He quickly threw the notebook onto the bed, a blush quickly rising on his face.
As a sixteen-year-old high school girl with many friends, Hamster Bury quickly realized what was on the bed.
"This is...the legendary H book, right?"
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(Why is there such a thing in the senior’s bedroom? It obviously didn’t exist before, right?)
Xiao Mi pursed her pink lips and looked warily at the book on the bed.
(I heard that adolescent boys will more or less hide some books related to H. Is this the senior’s ‘collection’?)
(Pervert senior!)
(I thought you were different from other boys, but I didn’t expect you to be this kind of person secretly!)
The hamster buried his eyes in disgust, and after verbally criticizing Hajima Seisuke in his heart, he reached out, picked up the notebook, and put it back where it belongs.
It's just that the book can be put back, but the curiosity in my heart cannot be erased.
"Speaking of which, why do boys like to watch this kind of thing..."
"Does it have special magic power?"
"Um... do you want to take a look?"
"The door has been locked. No one will find me... It's okay to take a look, right?"
"Anyway, these kind of things are all fake things drawn by others. They are not those CDs. I can also draw them myself..."
Hamster Bury pricked up his ears and made sure there was no movement outside. Then he guiltily took out the book again. Looking at the scantily clad girl on the cover, his face started to get hot again.
"call--"
Xiao Mi took a deep breath, "There's nothing scary about it."
"I can also draw this kind of girl!"
This is the first time that Hamster Buri has come into contact with a book since he was so old. Many claw machines on the street have similar H items, but out of a girl's reserve, Hamster Buri has never touched them.
"Just take a look at it and if there is anything disgusting, throw it away immediately."
Xiao Mi took the book to the farthest end and carefully opened the first page with an attitude towards a savage beast.
"Eh? It's actually... not disgusting?"
I thought I would see something horrible and unsightly, but it was completely different from what I imagined.
The first page of the book explains the background in a very general way. The heroine of the book is a first-year high school girl named Li Sha, who happens to be in the same grade as Xiao Mi. I have to say that the character painting style is quite exquisite. Xiao Mi is not a professional, I just think The painting style is very comfortable and completely acceptable.
I can only say that it's a good thing it's not a book written by Zhaili Hua. If he had been exposed to a heavy-flavored humiliation book for the first time, this hamster would definitely have fled, and maybe it would have left a psychological shadow.
Continuing to turn the page, the following content is mainly about the daily life of girls on campus.
"Meow meow meow?"
"Isn't it the kind of H book?"
Xiao Mi gradually let down his guard, sat on the edge of the bed, and began to flip through the book faster, quickly understanding the plot ahead.
The plot is actually very simple. A long-straight black girl named Risa was born in a single-parent family. After her mother passed away, she lived alone, working hard for tuition and livelihood. You can imagine the embarrassment of life. She often didn't have enough to eat and couldn't afford to pay. Rent, and then a friend A in school proposed a way to make money quickly——
"aid--?!"
Xiao Mi frowned and made up her mind. If there was such a plot, she would not watch it. Such a gentle and strong girl who sold her body in order to survive should not have such a tragic fate.
Fortunately, the subsequent plot did not unfold in the direction of aid.
One night, Risa was kicked out by her landlord because she was in arrears with the rent. When she was homeless and wandering alone, she happened to meet a second-grade boy whom she had met once before.
The male protagonist lived alone in an apartment. After learning about the situation, he took Risa home and said that Risa could stay overnight until the other party found a new apartment.
"It feels almost like a girl's manga..."
Xiaomi murmured to himself.
The plot is not exciting, but it is not offensive. The male protagonist is quite handsome, at least not a greasy middle-aged man with a hateful face and fat head.
Xiao Mi even thought that he might have guessed wrong, maybe it was a pure love comic with a strange cover.
However, after turning two pages, Xiaomi soon discovered that he was completely wrong. After Lisha stayed for the night, there was a transition, and in a blink of an eye, it cut to the campus, where a girl was confessing to a boy, and then Lisha hid in the dark and quietly observed.
"According to the development of shoujo comics, Risa should have discovered her inner affection at this time, and then attacked the male protagonist. In the end, everyone was happy and had a happy ending, right?"
The comic turns to the next page.
"Eh eh eh?!"
Hamster Mi, who was sitting on the bed, suddenly opened his eyes wide and threw away the book in his hand in a panic. Blush quickly covered his pretty face.
"You were fine before, why are you suddenly not wearing any clothes?"
The scene turned to night.
The heroine Risa seemed to have just come out of the shower, her hair was draped wetly behind her shoulders, and she had only a thin strip of fat all over her body, so she walked into the hero's room.
Although it is a black and white comic with no coloring, the artist's skills are superb and the visual impact still makes the hamster blush.
"I've agreed to confess, why are you driving suddenly!"
Xiaomi's cheeks turned red, and after hesitating for a while, his eyes fell on the notebook: "Damn it, I need to take a look at what I'm doing..."
The reaction of the male protagonist in this book is exactly as Xiaomi guessed.
"Pearsha?" The actor put a hand in front of his eyes, "What are you doing?"
Risha, who was naked, walked to the bed and said calmly: "Pay the rent."
"We'll talk about that kind of thing later. You put your clothes on first."
Li Sha looked down and said, "I have no money."
"Eh?"
"So..." Risa, who was standing by the bed, suddenly came closer and placed a hand on the actor's side. The screen showed a close-up of the male and female facing each other.
Hamster Buri felt his face was hot, and he couldn't help but think of the scene in the fitting room in the afternoon. The distance seemed to be so close at that time, right?
"Damn it." The hamster bit his silver fang, "It actually broke in a place like this. Let Risa finish her sentence!"
"The perverted author sent you a blade!"
Hamster Buried looked hesitant, put his finger on the footer, and said with a guilty conscience: "Read another page and stop when you see what Risa is doing."
Turning to another page, Xiaomi's face turned even redder, because the two people had already started a restricted level of intimate contact.
"W-what!"
"This boy's will is too weak. He said no, but when Risa came to kiss him, you stayed away!"
"A man who is helpless when things happen and has no independent opinion is the most useless."
While complaining, Xiao Mi quickly browsed through the content of this page, and then turned to the next page. Although it was just a kiss, in the old painter's pen, it was still full of lust. Xiao Mi was shocked to find that it seemed to be better than the TV series. The kissing scene in the film is even more embarrassing.
"Damn it!"
Hamster's pretty face suddenly turned red, and she finally realized that the comics in front of her were not pure love comics. Pure love comics could only involve kissing, and there would be no more intimate contact. And the book in front of her, after the previous foreshadowing, finally began to Her fangs were all exposed, and it was just about kissing. The heroine even took off her fat, condescendingly pressing the boy under her.
"Snapped!"