Chapter 144

Hajima Kiyosuke said with vacant eyes: "If it weren't for Eiri, I wouldn't have touched my legs just now... After all, there are not many opportunities to be in the same room with my senior. If you waste it, you will be punished by God."

"you……"

The senior sister subconsciously raised her hands to cover her chest, bit her lower lip and said, "So I should raise the lower limit of junior-kun's evaluation a little bit?"

"Hmm... from now on, how about calling me 'the shameless, dirty junior who touches a girl's legs with his hands and thinks about another girl'?"

Hashima Seisuke narrowed his eyes and looked at Kasumigaoka Shiu, his voice became low again: "This is the second time."

"Eh?" Kasumigaoka Shiyu was startled, "What do you mean?"

"I have read a short story." Hashima Seisuke told his senior a joke he heard in his previous life, "A newly married couple, the wife brought an ax from home on their wedding night."

"Hey, an ax... Is this the rhythm of a horror story?"

Hashima Seisuke continued: "When I got up the next morning, my wife started doing housework. The man's dog didn't know what was going on and kept barking at my wife."

"Hmm, could it be...possessed by an evil spirit?" As a light novelist, the senior sister couldn't stop thinking.

"Listen carefully." Hashima Kiyoshi said speechlessly, "Don't interrupt."

"Okay, keep talking." Senior sister crossed her arms and looked over with interest.

When the dog barked, the wife reacted calmly, lowered her head and said: "This is the first time today."

“While eating lunch, the dog barked, and the wife said the second sentence, “This is the second time today.” "

"At night, the dog started barking again. The wife picked up the ax, raised the knife and chopped off the dog's head. Then she said the third sentence, 'This is the third time today.'"

"The husband was heartbroken and yelled at his wife. The wife calmly wiped the ax in her hand and said calmly, 'This is the first time today.'"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu: "..."

Upon hearing this, the senior already understood what this little story was about, and couldn't help but give Hajima Seisuke a rolling look: "Then if I accidentally pass it three times, what are you going to do, junior-kun?"

Hajima Kiyosuke said with a straight face: "Senior, if you are curious, you can try it now."

"..."

Kasumigaoka Shiyu stopped talking.

It's impossible to try, but this feeling of being constantly testing on the edge of danger and taboo... is obviously very exciting. When I chatted with An Yilun, I basically had no expectations. The reactions were all expected. Attacking, defending, and testing each other are all one-sided suppression from the beginning. After a long time, it will inevitably become boring.

Now getting along with Hashima Seisuke, not only offensive and defensive, but also obviously suppressed and put at a disadvantage, Kasumigaoka Shiyu couldn't help but feel a sense of inability to stop.

"call……"

Kasumigaoka Shiyu took a deep breath, quickly suppressed the strange feeling in her heart, and said with a smile without changing her expression: "Well, that's it for today... Next is the time for me to retreat and work on the manuscript."

Hashima Kiyosuke understood the subtext of his senior sister, stood up and said: "I'm going back."

"Junior, walk slowly." The senior sister picked up the cup at hand, took a sip of the drink, and quickly frowned, "The coffee is cold."

Hashima Seisuke said: "Go to bed early and don't stay up late."

"I can't promise you this."

"Forget it." Hajima Kiyosuke said with blank eyes and an expressionless face, "I just mentioned it casually."

"Tsk..." Kasumigaoka Shiyu bit her pink lips, "Are you taking the initiative to unfurl your flag?"

Who pulled your flag? I was really just talking casually. Now there are so many people saying good night to each other and then turning around to scroll through Twitter and Weibo! I'm not sleeping next to you, so it would be nice to just listen to this kind of casual advice!

"I'm going to buy a few bags of coffee..." The senior stood up and looked around, "Well, the key is at Yinglili's... Junior, don't leave for now, wait until I come back to help open the door."

Hajima Kiyosuke thought for a moment, nodded and agreed: "Go back quickly, pay attention to safety."

"Don't worry, I'm not some idiot who gets lost casually."

The senior sister waved her hand and turned around to go out.

Hajima Seisuke took out his mobile phone and started to kill time. The senior sister did not come back, but Zakuli who was enjoying the hot spring appeared first.

"stare--"

Yinglili narrowed her eyes and looked over.

Just as Hajima Seisuke was about to speak, Takumi, who was wearing a white bathrobe, spoke first: "Kasumigaoka Shiu, why are you standing by the door?"

"..."

Chapter 236 The Great Crisis of Zhaili (Second Update)

"Um...did you take off your contact lenses?"

Hajima Seisuke gently twitched the corner of his mouth, and quickly realized why Zakuli mistakenly thought he was his senior sister. Apparently, he had taken off his contact lenses and could not see clearly.

If it were an ordinary book, what would unfold at this moment would be... I would say nothing, make mistakes, do such and such bad things to Zhaili, and then walk away, hiding my merits and fame, and wait for my senior sister. When you come back from buying coffee, you will see a housewife with a flushed face and blurred eyes, looking like something happened after something happened. If he said "Why were you so awesome just now" under the astonished gaze of the senior sister, the scene would definitely be more exciting...

Your sister is wonderful!

This kind of plot can never happen in this book!

Myopia only means that I can't see clearly, not blindly, and the senior sister doesn't have any powerful capital at all! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻!

"Eiriri, it's me." Hajima Kiyosuke coughed lightly.

"Why is it you?" Eirili raised her hand to cover her chest and subconsciously took a step back, "Where is that guy Kasumigaoka Shiyu?"

Hajima Seisuke said: "Senior just called me over to discuss the new book. Now she has gone out to buy coffee and asked me to look at the door for her."

"Hey, isn't that scheming girl not going to sleep at night?" Ying Lili curled her lips and complained, "When you get excited about coding, you will make a strange laugh. It's very troublesome, okay?"

"I think so." Hashima Kiyosuke nodded, and then said seriously, "Lunya will probably play games until late at night. Why don't you let me go to my room and I sleep here?"

"stare--"

Yinglili narrowed her eyes and looked at her like she was looking at kitchen waste in the sewer, "Are you embarrassed to say it?"

He actually seriously suggested that he rest in the same room with him. How shameless and shameless must he be to say such a thing!

It was secretive before, but now everyone knows Sima Zhao's intentions!

Hajima Seisuke smiled and said: "Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as there are people who are willing."

"Unless I suddenly have a fever and turn into an idiot with an IQ of only 9, I won't even think about agreeing to you."

"I always feel like you're raising a flag..." Hajima Kiyosuke complained.

"What did you say?"

"Did not say."

"Hmph." Zhai Li crossed her arms and said with a straight face, "I haven't settled the accounts with you for bullying me in the restaurant before."

Hey, hey, you are only allowed to kick people under the table, but I am not allowed to fight back?

The law clearly stipulates that everyone has the right to self-defense, okay?

"Are your feet still hurting?" Hajima Seisuke changed the topic and asked, "You walked a lot this afternoon. You will probably have sore heels tomorrow morning. I have learned some massage knowledge before, can I give you a massage?"

"No need, just give up." Zhai Li said with a pretty face, "I dare to come over and kick you away."

Sorry, judging from the size and strength of both parties, the possibility of being kicked away by you does not exist.

"Okay, I'll plead guilty later and wait for Eiri to be judged and sentenced... You should blow dry your hair first." Hajima Kiyosuke reminded, "Be careful of catching a cold."

"Hmph!" Zhai Li raised her chin, turned away from her pretty face, and hummed arrogantly, "Don't worry about it."

If boys have short hair, they generally don’t need to use a hair dryer. Just wipe it with a towel and it will dry in a few minutes. Girls have very long hair and it won’t take half an hour to dry. In this case, you need to use a hair dryer... In the girls’ dormitory Among them, the hair dryer, which is a 'contraband', is never absent.

The night was getting dark and the temperature had dropped. Yinglili talked for a while, and the heat from the bath quickly disappeared, and she really felt like she needed to blow dry her hair.

But she had already taken off her contact lenses and couldn't see clearly where the hair dryer was. After a moment of hesitation, she still said hesitantly:

"You... help me find a hair dryer..."

"good."

Hashima Seisuke nodded, quickly found the hair dryer, and then said: "Come and sit down."

"What are you doing?" Yinglili said in disgust, "I'll do it myself."

Hajima Seisuke said: "You can't blow."

"Hey, don't go too far." Ying Lili showed her little fangs and was very fierce, biting you, "I just can't see clearly, it's not to the point where I can't use the hair dryer!"

Hajima Seisuke said silently: "The problem is that there is no plug around you."

"..."

Eiri walked over with her cheeks puffed up, stared at Hajima Seisuke with eyes bluer than the sky, stretched out her hand and said: "Give me the hair dryer."

"Yeah." Hajima Seisuke didn't insist on helping. He turned on the hair dryer and handed it to Takumi.

"You can go back."

Hajima Seisuke shook his head, "Wait until you dry your hair before going back."

Zhaili snorted, "Whatever you want."

After a while, Yinglili felt her arms were a little sore. As a 'sports insulator', although the hair dryer is not heavy, it is very tiring to lift it for a long time. In a sense, Zhaili is indeed ' A weak girl who has no power to bind a chicken.

"I'll do it." When Zari changed hands for the second time, Hajima Seisuke reached out and took the hair dryer, "Be careful of touching the wire."

Yinglili hesitated for a moment but did not refuse.

(This isn’t the first time I’ve asked this girl to help with my hair drying. It won’t be a problem if I help her again...)

"Are your eyes uncomfortable?" Hajima Kiyosuke asked softly. While blowing his hair, Takumi had already rubbed his eyes several times.

"Hmm..." Yinglili responded in a low voice, "It's a little dry."

Zhaili is extremely short-sighted. Without glasses, he cannot distinguish between humans and animals ten meters away at night, and men and women cannot distinguish between men and women five meters away. Wearing contact lenses for a long time will inevitably cause dryness and discomfort.

"Don't rub your eyes." Hashima Kiyosuke smoothed his hair, "Dry your hair immediately. I'll go to the convenience store outside to buy you a bottle of eye lotion."

Eye moisturizing liquid is specially used for people who feel dry or uncomfortable eyes when wearing contact lenses. It is mainly used to relieve eye fatigue and has the same effect as eye drops.

Zhaili whispered: "It's not serious, just rub it and it'll be fine..."

Hajima Seisuke said calmly: "It's unhygienic to rub your eyes with your hands. It's better to use eye moisturizer for peace of mind."

"..."

Ying Lili puffed up her cheeks.

(what the hell.)

(You can notice discomfort just by rubbing your eyes a few times, and you can definitely notice the word ‘disgust’ written all over my face, right?)

(Don’t pretend you can’t see important places!)

In her wild thoughts, Yinglili raised her hand to rub her eyes again, and then she couldn't help but let out a depressed groan.

"Well……"

Hajima Seisuke had just unplugged the hair dryer and put it away. When he turned around, he saw Takumi frowning and her face wrinkled together. He couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong? Are your eyes uncomfortable?"

"It seemed like something strange was rubbed into my eyes just now." Yingli couldn't help but blink her eyes, and raised her right hand to rub again. She was obviously very uncomfortable.

"Don't rub it, you might get it inside." Hajima Kiyosuke said immediately, "I'll blow it for you."

As Hajima Seisuke spoke, he strode up to Tazuri, half-crouched down, and stretched out his hand to fix Tazuri's little head.

"Don't move."

"I'm not moving, please hurry up."

"..."

The strong foreign body sensation in her eyes made Erili particularly uncomfortable. After a little comparison, she completely suppressed the shame of having Hajima Seisuke blow her eyes.

"Left eye or right eye?"

"Right eye."

Hajima Seisuke stretched out his hand to open Takumi's eyes, leaned close to Takumi's pretty face, and blew carefully, "Huh——"

Rubbing your eyes is neither healthy nor hygienic. The key is that whether it is effective or not depends entirely on luck, and it is not as effective as blowing.

Hajima Kiyosuke took a few breaths and asked softly: "Are you feeling better?"

"Well... it's better." Zhaili blinked. In just a moment, a layer of hazy mist had already surged up in his blue eyes, which were bluer than the sky. Fortunately, he felt a strong foreign body sensation just now. Gone, apparently literally blown away.