Chapter 99 Vulgar

Qiao Ruoxing...

Shen Qingchuan was trying his best to hold back laughter on the other side of the screen.

Gu Jingyan's mouth was too damaged.

Fortunately, Qiao Ruoxing was thick-skinned, so she only felt unhappy for a moment. Thinking about her own purpose, she soon felt relieved.

"I was ignorant before, and you were hurt because of me. I always have to take good care of you. I just saw a few jokes recently, and they were funny. How about I tell them to you?"

Gu Jingyan was surprised by the change in this woman's attitude. As far as he knew, Qiao Ruoxing was not such an easy talker.

As usual, if he had hurt her like that, she would have fought back.

What on earth does she want to do?

Gu Jingyan was silent for a few seconds and said, "Tell me about it."

As he spoke, he picked up the milk and took a sip.

Qiao Ruoxing thought for a moment and said, "One day, the mother fly and the baby fly stopped on a pile of poop to eat lunch. The baby fly asked the mother: Mom, why do we eat poop? The mother fly said angrily: Don't do it while eating Such a disgusting topic to discuss!”

Gu Jingyan...

His mouthful of milk was stuck in his mouth, but Shen Qingchuan on the other side of the screen didn't have that much endurance and just banged the table and laughed.

Only then did Qiao Ruoxing realize that Gu Jingyan was playing video, and she suddenly felt a little embarrassed.

Gu Jingyan swallowed the milk with difficulty, frowned and commented, "Vulgar!"

"I think it's very funny," Shen Qingchuan laughed so hard that tears came out, "Sister-in-law, you are very talented at telling jokes."

Shen Qingchuan didn't mean it as a compliment. When Qiao Ruoxing told the story, maybe due to professional habits, different characters brought different voices, so it really sounded like that when she told it.

Qiao Ruoxing just thought he was making fun of herself, laughed twice and didn't answer.

If she had known that Gu Jingyan had the video on, she wouldn't have joined him.

She was about to retreat when Gu Jingyan glanced at her and said, "Is there nothing else?"

Don't you mean vulgar?

Qiao Ruoxing replied in her heart and said, "Yes, then I'll change it to one that's not vulgar."

“Once upon a time there was a big fish and a small fish.

One day, the little fish asked the big fish: "Big fish, big fish, what do you usually like to eat?"

The big fish said: I like to eat small fish that speak slowly.

Then Xiaoyu said: Oh, Jiang Zi made it! "

After finishing speaking, there was silence.

Qiao Ruoxing also felt that the joke was a bit cold, and coughed dryly and said, "Isn't it funny?"

Shen Qingchuan cheered, "It's funny, very funny."

Gu Jingyan said venomously, "It's ridiculous."

Qiao Ruoxing endured it again and again before she splashed the milk in front of her on Gu Jingyan's face.

Shen Qingchuan was always attentive to what was said and immediately changed the subject, "Sister-in-law, are you going to the jewelry exhibition the day after tomorrow? Aunt Mingxuan has a luminous pearl in her hand. She said it was unearthed from a tomb in the Warring States Period and was from the same era as He's Bi. She is in Europe The museum bought it and said it will be donated to the country. Before donating it, I want to hold a jewelry exhibition so that everyone can see its thousand-year style. Do you want to see it? "

Qiao Ruoxing was immediately tempted and felt itchy.

Luminescent pearls are not expensive on the market. The most expensive ones are things with a long history.

Unearthed during the Warring States Period and spanning more than two thousand years, the Luminescent Pearl is a rare treasure for those who love jewelry, jade, and even antiques.

"I... won't go. Jingyan's arm is still injured. I have to take care of him at home."

Qiao Ruoxing said hesitantly, obviously feeling moved.

Shen Qingchuan said, "He is not a child. You have to hold him and coax him. You put him at home and I will take you there."

Gu Jingyan's forehead twitched, and he suddenly wanted to gag Shen Qingchuan.

"Then... how about... going there?"

She asked Gu Jingyan tentatively.

Gu Jingyan glanced at her and said, "You can go if you want. What do you want to see me do?"

"Oh," Qiao Ruoxing asked in detail, "What time is the day after tomorrow?"

Shen Qingchuan said, "At seven or eight o'clock in the evening, it's a luminous pearl. Naturally, you have to watch it at night to see its brilliance. You can pack it up then and I'll come directly to pick you up."

After making an appointment, Shen Qingchuan went offline.

The study suddenly became quiet. If Qiao Ruoxing wanted to test it, she didn't do it yet, so she stayed in the study and didn't leave.

But Gu Jingyan had begun to feel that she was an eyesore.

He glanced at her and said calmly, "Is there anything else?"

"It's okay, just go about your business. I'm here. If you need anything, just call me."

Gu Jingyan said coldly, "You are affecting my work by staying here."

Qiao Ruoxing's mouth twitched, resisting the urge to curse, and said obediently, "The doctor said you shouldn't overwork yourself while recuperating. Mr. Gu, you've been in the study for several hours. Let me give you a shoulder rub."

Gu Jingyan looked at her strangely, "Did you take the wrong medicine?"

One sentence caused Qiao Ruoxing's pretense of virtuousness to collapse instantly, "Gu Jingyan, you don't know what's good and what's good. I feel sorry for your injury and want to compensate you. If you don't want to, forget it!"

Gu Jingyan looked at her and asked calmly, "Is this also compensation for last night? I promised you my life?"

Qiao Ruoxing choked, and the tips of her ears quickly became filled with blood. She gritted her teeth and said, "Last night was an accident!"

"Accident?" Gu Jingyan thought for a moment and said, "How do I remember that last night I asked you if you wanted to stop, and you hooked me and said you didn't want to come?"

As he spoke, he glanced at her slender legs and commented, "The legs are quite strong."

Not only did Qiao Ruoxing's ears turn red, but her neck was also flushed. She was so ashamed and angry that she turned around and wanted to leave. Gu Jingyan grabbed her wrist and said seriously, "Aren't you going to massage my shoulders?"

Pinching my ass!

Qiao Ruoxing now just wanted to pour milk into his mouth to block his mouth!

She imagined the crime in her mind and finally calmed down.

Last time, she accidentally bumped Gu Jingyan's nose and made it bleed, and Zhong Meilan scolded her. If she hurt him again this time, Zhong Meilan would skin her alive.

Besides, she didn't come in to talk to Gu Jingyan.

So after hesitating for only two seconds, she went around behind Gu Jingyan and massaged his shoulders.

Qiao Ruoxing was thin, but her hands were strong.

When she was practicing martial arts in school, she often practiced with her classmates until her muscles were sore, so mutual massage was also one of the compulsory courses for everyone.

Gu Jingyan half-closed his eyes, and he was obviously enjoying it.

Seeing that the time was almost right, Qiao Ruoxing asked quietly, "Boss Gu, do you know actress Z?"

Gu Jingyan frowned, "Who?"

"She's a very famous actress. She played the forensic doctor in the police drama that aired this year. Didn't you watch it with me at the time?"

Gu Jingyan lowered his eyes and thought for a while, but he only remembered that when he was watching the drama, the male protagonist died, and Qiao Ruoxing lay on the sofa crying. When he woke up the next day, his eyes were swollen like two walnuts. He had completely forgotten what was on TV.

"What's wrong?"

Qiao Ruoxing whispered, "That actress was banned by the entire Internet."