Chapter 482 Quarrel

"Do you want to be an artist?" Tang Xiaoxiao groped his chin, held his cell phone, stared at his own shadow reflected on the screen, and whispered, "That's one way to do it. With my looks, how can I play the regent's pet?" Concubine, domineering president and innocent intern should be quite popular.

Isn't this kind of non-offensive appearance popular now? In the past two years, there have been several famous female stars who have appeared in such small online dramas, and some of them have become the new generation of florets. Maybe I will be the purple star predicted by the industry this year. "

Shen Qingchuan...

"Do you want to go to the bathroom?"

Tang Xiaoxiao looked at him suspiciously, "Why are you going to the bathroom?"

Shen Qingchuan said seriously, "Take a pee and take good care of yourself."

Tang Xiaoxiao twitched the corner of her mouth and kicked him off the sofa.

"I should take a piss and drown you!"

Shen Qingchuan fell down on the blanket, sat there with one leg bent and laughed for a long time.

Then he put his elbows on the sofa, turned his head and raised his peach blossom eyes, "Come to my company and be my personal secretary. You don't have to do anything else every day, just cook for me. I will give you 50,000 yuan a month, with weekends off." , during holidays, all six insurances and two golds are available, do you want to do it?”

"No."

Tang Xiaoxiao refused without thinking, "Go to the housekeeping company to find a nanny."

Shen Qingchuan couldn't believe it, "Did you earn so much as a dramatist before?"

"Of course not."

Shen Qingchuan was puzzled, "Then why not?"

Tang Xiaoxiao checked her phone and said, "The value of my life is not just about cooking, otherwise I would open a restaurant. I have my dream."

"Then what is your dream?"

When Tang Xiaoxiao mentioned this, his eyes lit up, "Write the best script, win the craziest award, and sleep with the wildest man."

Shen Qingchuan...

"You can cross out the last one, you've already fallen asleep."

Tang smiled, then raised his foot and kicked him in the face.

Shen Qingchuan quickly grabbed her ankles with quick eyes and hands.

Tang Xiaoxiao kicked twice, but couldn't get away, so he cursed, "You're nothing, you're a wild man at most!"

Shen Qingchuan looked at her red ears and angry look, and raised the corners of his lips to tease her.

"A wild man is about the same as the wildest man, right?"

"It's far from enough, okay? The wildest man, whether it's career, looks, or figure, is top. You..."

Tang Xiaoxiao looked at Shen Qingchuan's face and suddenly felt a little stuck.

Although she looked down upon Stinky Cucumber's lifestyle, Shen Qingchuan's career, appearance and body were really not bad.

Shen Qingchuan raised his peach blossom eyes, pressed her ankles with both hands, sat on the carpet, looked up at her, raised the corners of his lips, and said confidently, "Am I not top enough?"

Tang Xiaoxiao gritted her teeth. Even if it was the truth, she wouldn't admit it. She couldn't bear to see the face of a villain like Stinky Cucumber.

"Who do you consider to be the top? If nothing else, you have the nerve to call yourself the top because of your incompetent bed skills?"

"My bed skills..." Shen Qingchuan's mouth twitched, "Why can't I use it?"

Tang Xiaoxiao glanced at him, "Have you ever seen an advertisement for painless abortion?"

"What?"

"There was a girl who had a painless procedure and asked the doctor in fear: Has it started? The doctor said: It's over."

Shen Qingchuan frowned, "Why are you talking about this?"

Tang Xiaoxiao said, "That's how I felt that night."

Shen Qingchuan froze.

Has it started yet? It has ended.

Not only is it fast, but it also feels completely numb.

Shen Qingchuan was in disbelief, even a little embarrassed. It was a matter of male dignity. He couldn't laugh at Gu Jingyan until he could do it, so he defended himself, "You drank so much that day that you didn't feel it. It's because you didn't remember it."

Tang Xiaoxiao glanced at him, "Although I have no experience, you have to feel something after doing it, right? After an injection, the needle eye will still hurt for two days, but I didn't feel anything at all in those days, doesn't that mean it's you? ...the problem there.”

She paused and deliberately glanced at his lower body, the hint was very obvious.

Shen Qingchuan's face turned from green to black, and he was speechless for a long time.

Tang Xiaoxiao was most happy to see the stinky cucumber being eaten up. She said with a surprised look on her face, "You didn't always know that there was something wrong with you, right? You have had so many girlfriends, and no one has ever told you about this problem?"

After finishing speaking, Shen Qingchuan said without waiting for an answer, "I understand, everyone must be worried about your self-esteem, so they didn't say it clearly, and maybe they even praised you deliberately. If things go on like this, they will give you the illusion that you are good."

As he spoke, he slapped Shen Qingchuan on the shoulder, "You have to thank me. If it weren't for me, you would never know about your problem for the rest of your life."

Shen Qingchuan gritted his teeth and opened her hand, "Thank you!" He patted her feet away, stood up, picked up his phone and walked out.

Tang Xiaoxiao didn't even move his buttocks, and said loudly, "Brother Chuan, don't go, why are you so incapable of making jokes? Being quick has the advantage of being quick, and it's painless..."

As soon as he finished speaking, there was a "bang" and the door was slammed shut.

Tang Xiaoxiao immediately lay down, with one leg on his knee and his toes wagging happily.

She picked up her phone and saw that the work group was grabbing red envelopes. Tang Xiaoxiao immediately clicked on one and grabbed more than 20 yuan.

I was just happily grabbing tomorrow's coffee money, but in the blink of an eye I saw that this red envelope was actually sent by that doggy screenwriter.

She scrolled forward and found that the dog screenwriter was in the group celebrating the start of filming of his new drama, which was copied from hers.

She immediately felt that the twenty-odd yuan had stained her hands. Before she could return the red envelope, the other party said sarcastically, "People on vacation are still good. They can still work so fast at this time. Unlike us, we are still revising the script in the company late at night. I envy you."

This made Tang Xiaoxiao sick.

But she endured it, thinking mainly about the company group, where all her colleagues were, and there was no need to quarrel here, so she pretended not to see it, opened Alipay, asked her colleagues for the account of the dog screenwriter, and planned to transfer the twenty-odd yuan back to this dog thing, so that he would not think that he was short of that little money.

Just as she was transferring the money, a colleague in the group said, "You're jealous and you want to take a vacation? It's not like the boss won't give you a vacation."

The bad screenwriter said, "I do want to take a vacation, but there are so many things to do. If I take a vacation, who can help me do these things?"

The colleague said, "Why not give it to an assistant?"

"Assistant? Oh, forget it. Young people nowadays don't have much ability, but they have a lot of minds. You haven't even asked her to do anything, and she has already dug a hole for you. If you are not satisfied, she will expose it in various groups. I didn't hire an assistant, I hired a Buddha for myself."

Tang Xiaoxiao held it in for a long time, and finally couldn't hold it in anymore.

She took her phone and typed quickly, "Wang, you don't want to give me face, right? Which bastard asked me to help him revise it? I said I wouldn't do it, and you lied to me and said you would add my name after the revision, so I revised it for you. You said you were not satisfied, but you took my revised version and sold it for money. You didn't change a single punctuation mark, and when I found out, you threw dirty water on me and said I didn't work."