Chapter 368: Straight Man

Qiao Ruoxing was stunned as soon as she got on the bus.

There was a table of dishes on the bus, and a candlestick was placed in the middle of the table. A white rose was placed in a small vase next to the candlestick.

Qiao Ruoxing blurted out, "Who is so old-fashioned that he would have a candlelight dinner like this?"

Gu Jingyan...

Qiao Ruoxing turned her head to look at him and suddenly fell silent.

She opened her mouth to say something, but her stomach started to sing the empty city plan first.

Gu Jingyan glanced at her, "Your stomach is more honest than your mouth."

Qiao Ruoxing...

She scratched her hair and suddenly felt uncomfortable.

She and Gu Jingyan have known each other for so many years, and this guy has no romantic cells in his bones.

One year, on Gu Jingyan's birthday, she bought a bunny girl costume to make him happy.

She was dressed like that, but Gu Jingyan actually discussed with him whether the clothes were bunny girl costumes or fox girl costumes.

Because the two ears on her headband were too short, Gu Jingyan thought it was a fox.

Qiao Ruoxing was speechless. She said that the tail on the clothes looked like a rabbit, how could it be a fox.

So Mr. Gu, who was picky, searched a lot of information to prove that the headband was the fox's ears.

As for why the tail on the buttocks was a rabbit's tail, it was probably because the merchant confused the two sets of clothes.

Although it was later proved that Gu Jingyan's guess was correct, the clothes and the headband were indeed not a set.

But!

Who the hell can hold a tablet and discuss with others whether the clothes are rabbits or foxes at that time?

Gu Jingyan is a romantic insulator. If you discuss past and present lives with him, he will talk to you about molecular theory, and tell you about the history of human evolution from the Big Bang.

If you take him to fly Kongming lanterns and pray that God will see your wish, he will say that Kongming lanterns will fall down when the fuel is exhausted. If there is wind, it may threaten aircraft, high-voltage power supply equipment, etc., and even cause forest fires. He asked her not to write her name in the lantern, so as not to be caught and detained;

If you want to walk with him in the rain, he will say that there is too much metal on your body and you will be struck by lightning. Go to the car. The enclosed space formed by the metal shell is absolutely safe...

Such a person would actually prepare a candlelight dinner. It's simply... too scary.

Qiao Ruoxing looked around.

Seeing that she was reluctant to sit down, Gu Jingyan asked, "What are you looking for?"

Qiao Ruoxing turned around and said, "Shouldn't you keep two fire extinguishers nearby? It's so unsafe to light candles in the car."

Gu Jingyan glanced at her and said, "It's in the back."

Qiao Ruoxing...

Sure enough, he is still the iron straight man who puts "safety first".

Gu Jingyan reached out to open the lid of a soup bowl in the middle and handed her a spoon, "Eat."

In fact, when Gu Jingyan called her out, she had just drunk water and was not so hungry, but when she smelled the aroma of the food, the glutton in her stomach was instantly awakened, and she was restless.

Qiao Ruoxing wanted to pretend to be humble, but she couldn't care less at the moment, so she took it and started eating.

The soup bowl contained pigeon soup, which was fresh and tender and very delicious.

There were six small bowls on the table. Gu Jingyan opened them one by one. There were not many dishes, but they were very delicate. There were no heavy dishes. The combination of meat and vegetables looked very appetizing.

Gu Jingyan sat opposite her, holding chopsticks, and kept adding dishes to her.

Qiao Ruoxing was really serious about eating. She didn't say a word the whole time. In fact, she didn't know what to say.

She was not blind, so she could see Gu Jingyan's performance during this period.

But she was very confused. In fact, sometimes she deliberately avoided Gu Jingyan.