Chapter 1,790 The Lucky One
Chang Jianren is very busy, he has to keep an eye on maintenance.
They paid to recruit local water ghosts and let them dive into the water to clean the bottom of the boat.
After a long voyage, the bottom of the ship was filled with all kinds of inexplicable creatures.
These things will slow down the fleet, so it's best to clean them out.
These are not problems, there are still some sails that need to be repaired and some damage that needs to be repaired.
For a moment the dock was filled with the sound of banging.
So energetic!
Chang Jianren thought of Shen An.
The Northern Expedition should begin, right?
He really wanted to go to the Northern Expedition, but Shen An suggested that he lead a fleet to have a feast.
The future of the navy lies in the open sea. This was Shen An's judgment, and Chang Jianren followed his judgment.
And the big cannibal...
He stood on the deck and looked at the large food war ship beside him.
Their warships are somewhat similar to the first warships of the Song Dynasty, but now they are completely different.
This is the skill of the craftsmen of the Song Dynasty.
"That's awesome!"
Chang Jianren couldn't help but say Shen An's mantra.
"Marquis, someone is coming."
In the distance, a mighty motorcade is slowly approaching.
"Someone smells the aroma of wine."
"No, no, no, I smell the smell of women's makeup and their body fragrance."
The eyes of the boatmen and merchants turned green.
After being at sea for so long, they were like monks, and now they were almost going crazy when they saw the women on those carts.
Chang Jianren said coldly: "Everything will be done as ordered."
Later the general came.
"By order of the king, we invite our friends from the Song Dynasty to come and get together."
Chang Jianren looked at him, and the general felt that his eyes were full of disbelief.
Is this skinny General Song a cunning guy?
The general felt guilty.
There are people from the Song Dynasty all around. What if they get violent?
Will you chop me into pieces?
Various thoughts floated up and down. Just when he thought it was over, Chang Jianren nodded and said: "Okay."
This mallet is hooked!
The general wanted to roar several times with joy, and he swore his tongue was dancing in his throat.
What a joy!
He turned around and shouted: "Let them come! Also, bring down those delicious foods and bring down those fine wines."
The women got off the carriage and faced these wealthy guests from the East with their most charming gestures.
"Haha! You belong to someone!"
Before long, the place was empty.
Chang Jianren was stunned.
The general wanted to cry.
Didn't we say we would drink?
All kinds of messy sounds came from the boat behind him.
"There's not an hour that goes by that they don't come out."
Chang Jianren knew how hungry these guys were, so he walked over with the general.
On the pier, a half-ripe camel was set up.
This is a rare spectacle.
"Roasting this kind of camel is a delicacy only for entertaining the most distinguished friends. It just takes too long, so this one is mostly cooked and can be eaten later."
Later, when the boatmen and merchants walked out of the cabin satisfied, the camels were also roasted.
When the camel's belly was opened, a whole sheep was pulled out.
Everyone found it very novel, and when another duck came out of the whole sheep's belly, they all found it very interesting.
Finally, another egg came out of the duck's belly.
"It's really clever."
Chang Jianren got the egg.
Drink.
The people of Song Dynasty were drinking wine, and the cannibals were eating meat.
The tired dancers came and danced seductively, mesmerizing people.
Later, most people in Song Dynasty looked drunk.
"We're going back."
Chang Jianren stood up, but he had not touched any wine.
The general smiled and said, "That's fine, we'll come back tomorrow."
The two parties said goodbye with great regret, almost shedding tears.
Chang Jianren thinks this is disgusting, but it is the price of growth.
As the future talker of the navy, he must learn to socialize.
After returning to the warship, the doctors who had been left behind all came out.
After some treatment, a doctor said: "This is a kind of flower that can make people excited. After being excited, they will be extremely tired and fall into a deep sleep, which is difficult to wake up."
Chang Jianren asked: "Can you untie it?"
The doctor smiled and said, "Simple!"
Acupuncture appeared.
Everyone was doing acupuncture, and someone was making medicine next to them.
"Fortunately, not many of our people went." Lang Zhong said with lingering fear: "Otherwise, the fleet may not be able to sustain itself."
"If all our people disembark, they won't be able to entertain us!" Chang Jianren gave a rare smile, "They think that only generals and important people can participate. As long as these people are allowed to sleep, the subsequent sneak attack will be Let the fleet be in chaos.
It's a pity that a certain person just let those sergeants wear the general's armor, so that he really thought he was successful, and then..."
"Watch the people out there."
Since it was okay, Chang Jianren knew that the words were coming.
"Send the order, be on guard."
"We are ready to set sail at any time!"
Fortunately, the fleet has been replenished, otherwise Chang Jianren would be really in trouble.
The night is getting darker.
The sea water lapped at the warship gently, and the warship rocked gently.
Dulin couldn't sleep.
He lay on the side of the boat and looked outside.
"Will they come?"
Next to him was the boatman who was tied to the mast when he encountered wind and waves. He was a little eager to try.
"You don't know, Mr. Du, that people who go to sea dare to take risks, so they will definitely come."
"What should we do if we catch them?" Du Lin was a little nervous.
The boatman said: "When you catch your enemy, you usually cut a few cuts on his body, then give him a board and throw him down. He drifts on the sea. The blood on his body will attract those big man-eating fish..."
I go!
So cruel!
Just thinking about it made Du Lin feel goosebumps all over his body.
"There is another way, which is to be dragged behind the boat. When it is finally dragged up, it will probably turn into bones."
Du Lin shook his head. Just as he was about to speak, he saw movement in the darkness ahead.
coming! coming!
Here they come!
He tightened his grip on the hilt of the knife, feeling that he could contribute to the fleet.
The entire fleet was silent.
As long as the waves gently beat against the docks and ships, the sound is enough to cover up the sounds of enemies sneaking in.
A group of guys holding scimitars were approaching, and they looked at the tall warships with interest.
When approaching the warship, the leading general waved his hand violently. The sergeants were divided into many groups, each group was responsible for one ship.
This is a posture to catch them all in one fell swoop.
Bang!
A sergeant accidentally bumped into the hull of the ship, making quite a noise. Everyone around him stopped and held his breath.
The sergeant looked around helplessly, feeling that he had made a mistake.
But there was no movement on the ship.
The people of Song Dynasty are really all good people!
Everyone moved on excitedly.
Boom!
The unlucky guy probably had a physique that made him feel uncomfortable if he didn't make any noise. He hit the hull of the ship a second time, this time harder. He covered his forehead and whispered: "It's broken."
This idiot!
Countless people want to kill this idiot!
The Song people still didn't move.
Have you all drunk too much?
So cool!
Everyone moved forward again.
In order to prevent the unlucky guy from getting into trouble again, he was caught in the middle.
In front is the ladder to get on the boat, but the drunken Song people didn't even take it back.
What an idiot!
Isn't this delivering food to us?
Everyone was ecstatic and began to climb.
When it was the unlucky man's turn, he held the knife in one hand and the ladder with the other.
It looks very light!
The generals below thought this person was pretty good.
Then he saw the unlucky guy's foot slipped and he fell down.
Boom!
It was not a big deal that he fell into the sea, but this time he actually knocked down the ladder. The noise was so loud that even if he fell asleep, he would wake up.
I said!
Countless people were secretly cursing this unfortunate guy.
On the ship, Chang Jianren originally wanted to wait, but the movement was too big. It would be too false for him to ignore it.
"Do it!"
Countless people lit lanterns and torches, and it suddenly became bright.
In the light, the big cannibal on the dock could not hide.
The climbing giants looked up at the Song people appearing above, and shouted in despair: "Kill them!"
"Crossbow arrows... let go!"
The dense crossbow arrows caused heavy casualties to the cannibals at the dock, while the Song army on the ship stabbed condescendingly with their long spears, which made them feel so good.
One stab is accurate, and one stab kills one.
"Discovered!"
A group of officials watching from afar were in pain.
"How was it discovered?"
"Don't talk about it now. Let's take a look. If we can attack it, that's fine."
The big cannibal began to attack.
The Song Army's ships seemed to be well prepared, and began to evacuate the dock in an orderly manner without any panic.
When evacuating a dock at night, the likelihood of hitting yourself is too great.
So looking at the orderliness of the Song army, someone shouted: "They have been prepared!"
Only if you are prepared in advance can you be so calm.
I was fooled!
The Dashi officials were so angry that they wanted to curse.
"There's no way to hide it, let's attack."
"good!"
Dang, Dang, Dang!
The signal was sent out and the ambush was launched.
The big eater started to light the rockets, but the Song army was already evacuating.
"Pay attention to the rockets!" Du Lin was extremely nervous, "How can you run away if you are set on fire?"
A friend was crying, so Du Lin went over and slapped him awake, "You're crying! Go and prepare something to extinguish the fire!"
Once a ship is lit, it is a torch.
"If you don't want to die, hurry up!"
So all the merchant ships were mobilized.
Everyone was looking for something to put out the fire. Some people took out their quilts, some people took out their clothes, and some people...
I say Nima!
When he saw a companion holding an unsold breast milk, Dulin wanted to strangle him to death!
They overestimated the outside world's tolerance for women. Breastfeeding was popular in the Song Dynasty, but in the outside world where men were superior to women, no one except a few dignitaries with dirty looks would buy this thing. So, There's quite a bit left.
Can this thing put out fires?
Du Lin went over, slapped the breast milk away, and shouted: "Bring me some water!"
"Trebuchet..."
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"Boom boom boom boom!"
The first use of firearms on this land immediately stunned the cannibal.
"Crossbow arrows...shoot at the archers...!"
The crossbows took the opportunity to cover them with a wave of arrows, and those big cannibals who were preparing to launch rockets fell down.
"It's safe!"
The fleet slowly left the shore, and the crossbowmen continued to clear out the archers.
"A terrible weapon!"
The group of food officials and generals came over and felt fear for the first time when they saw the Song people's airtight crossbows.
"They actually have so many crossbows, and what was that thing that exploded?"
"That's either an object or a firecracker. It can't hurt anyone, it can only break their skin!" An official who knew something about the situation felt that everyone was making a fuss out of a molehill.
"Look!" A military general picked up an injured sergeant, and someone next to him handed him a torch. "Look at his body, blood is spurting out! Is this a firecracker that can't hurt anyone?"
There were many debris mixed in the gunpowder pot, and those debris flew out at high speed, spraying blood wherever they hit.
The official said sarcastically: "Maybe it's a crossbow arrow!"
Nima!
The general became angry, and then his nose twitched, "Why does it smell like kerosene?"
The sergeant who was still spurting blood muttered: "I was hit by a kerosene bomb!"
The unlucky sergeant felt that he was very lucky. He was first blown up by the gunpowder can and survived.
Later, he was hit by a kerosene bomb, and the kerosene bomb went out.
This luck is incredible!
Everyone couldn't help but praise: "This is the lucky guy who is protected by the gods."
Then the torch next to me suddenly dropped sparks...
boom!
A human-shaped torch was born.