Chapter 1,732 Skirt and Feet
I don't know how I got back to Izumo-kan.
"Uncle Master!"
A Taoist priest discovered him and couldn't help shouting happily: "Uncle Saishen is back!"
Izumo-kan is boiling.
"Brother!"
"Junior brother!"
A group of Taoists surrounded Sheshen until Sheqing and Sheshen came.
"Junior brother!"
She Hui had tears in her eyes, "It's because I can't help you! I've caused you to be locked up for a while."
"Senior brother, it's okay!"
She was still a little bit proud of herself.
"Those people are still impeaching me. Pindao has a good friend. He presides over a Taoist temple and is highly respected..."
She Qing remembered that the Youdeng he introduced last time was in Dali, and couldn't help but want to vomit blood, "Senior brother, where is he from?"
She Hui said: "Pindao is very careful this time, that person is in Jiangnan."
This spectator was finally reliable for once, and everyone couldn't help but secretly rejoice.
Shi Shen felt a little confused when he thought about his previous visit to the Privy Council.
"Senior brother."
"What are you doing?" She Hui was satisfied to see him get out of prison safely. The turmoil in his heart for Steel made him wish he could fly back right away.
She Shen said: "Senior brother, the government allows me to join the army."
"What?"
She Hui looked confused, "Join the army? We are Taoists, what army do we join?"
Foreigners joining the army usually only happen in troubled times. Or you have to remove your status as a monk.
There was a Taoist who had been blessed by Saishen and said reluctantly: "Brother Saishen, I heard that it is very difficult in the army. We eat food cooked in big pots and cannot eat it. We live in Datongpu, and many people sleep together. It smells bad." It’s hot and the snoring is loud.”
Just imagine that scene, everyone looked at She Shen with sympathy in their eyes.
She Qing sighed: "Since it is an official order, you can only obey it, so bear with it. Did the official say that you should take any position?"
She Hui said: "At least I have to give him a head, otherwise the poor Taoist will go to the Taoist brother to plead for mercy."
The atmosphere was very solemn and solemn. Saishen thought for a while and said, "It seems to be some kind of commander."
She Hui was startled and looked at She Qing.
This is where Sheqing is most aware of external matters.
Sheqing's cheeks trembled, "Confirm?"
She Shen nodded, "Yes, that's the commander."
"The commander is the master of an army!"
She Qing suddenly laughed, "Junior brother, from the battalion to the first army, the general is the commander, and the higher up is the commander. You are the master of the first army!"
Everyone couldn't help but rejoice.
"Brother, this is a blessing in disguise!"
"Yes! The leader of an army still has people waiting for him."
"A military leader has appeared in our temple. Master, is this a groundbreaking event?"
She Hui was also very happy and said, "Yes! The world has been created."
Seeing that She Shen was still reminiscing, someone asked, "Brother, what are you doing in the army?"
She Shen said: "Tell me what it is...teaching gunners and directing cannon fire."
"This is..." She Hui looked at his junior brother She Qing as usual.
She Qing said ecstatically: "Senior brother, this is the best gunner in the world."
Tsk tsk!
Everyone couldn't help but marveled, thinking that such an opportunity was rare in the Song Dynasty.
She Hui was happy and ordered: "I will prepare some good food later to celebrate She Hui's death."
"Congratulations, senior brother!"
"Congratulations, uncle."
Everyone came forward to congratulate him.
She Shen said with some emotion: "If it weren't for Brother Shen Dao, Ping Dao would have died in prison. Hey! I think that he gave me all these opportunities, but Ping Dao didn't know how to thank me. I'm really ashamed."
"Brother Dao has a lot of wealth, and he has to be a high-ranking official. I don't want any repayment from you. You just have to work hard and make more furnaces of steel here..."
Saying this, She Hui ran away.
Saishen stood there, and his brothers and sisters congratulated him one after another.
She Qing even muttered: "It's a pity that I don't have such an opportunity!"
Several young Taoist priests were talking to She Shen.
"Uncle Master, maybe we can serve in the army?"
"Yes! Uncle Master, from now on you can fire the cannon, and we can just stand by and hold the cannon!"
Is it hard to become a monk?
I sincerely feel that it is not bitter, but a great joy. The great joy and peace of the soul make people feel that this is heaven.
But most people feel that life is too hard, too boring and lonely.
But how many pious people are there in Izumo-kan?
She Qing watched from the side, and soon half of the Taoists went to look for She Qing to beg for mercy.
In the Song Dynasty, monkhood was originally a means of avoiding taxes. The whole family squatted in a foreign land, working as they should every day, and enjoying the pleasure of not having to pay taxes.
Later, Emperor Taizu felt that this was inappropriate. If it continued like this, everyone in the world might yearn for such a day, so he drove out those ordinary people. Subsequently, the rules of becoming a monk were even stricter, so that people used ultimatums as money, just like some bills in later generations.
At the dinner party later, the vegetarian wine was put on the table and everyone toasted.
He was too drunk to sacrifice his life, and finally got drunk.
The next morning, when he went out, he saw that someone had prepared washing supplies; even face wash had been brought.
this……
After washing, a Taoist came to collect these things and just smiled and winked at him.
After arriving at the latrine, there were even people waiting outside for him to finish, and then handed him toilet paper.
"Uncle Master, I'm going to use a poor person."
When we went to have breakfast, someone had prepared all the food.
After the meal, Shi Shen was sweating profusely and felt that he could not survive such a life.
"Senior brother, people's hearts are unstable!"
Sheqing told Shehui the disadvantages, but Shehui said indifferently: "If it's not stable, it's not stable. If you want to leave, just leave. As long as there is a stove."
This person is a fool. Once he becomes obsessed, all Taoism will be in vain.
He didn't care if the gang broke up.
"Brother Shen Dao is here."
Someone shouted outside, and suddenly there was an explosion inside.
The young Taoists rushed out and crowded each other as they passed through the dining hall door. The whole room was shaken.
It's just that the Taoists of Shezi generation are not young, and they are too embarrassed to hang out with each other.
Dust fell from the roof and fell all the way into She Hui's bowl. He stirred it a few times with chopsticks and drank the rest of the porridge.
He stood up and glanced at the two Taoist priests lying on the threshold, and said: "You two can't even rob them, so just follow the poor Taoist to make steel."
Inside the gate, Shen An was surrounded by a group of young Taoists.
"Brother Shen Dao, may Pindao join the army?"
"I know how to punch and kick."
"The poor Taoist knows how to use sticks, and he can fight all over Izumo Temple without any opponent."
"Pindao wants to go out!"
"..."
Shen An was so disturbed that she shouted: "Get away, everyone!"
No one listened.
Choking!
The long sword was unsheathed and he immediately slashed at him.
The Taoists immediately moved away, but the long knife fell to a high place and stopped.
It's just a scare!
Just when they were about to surround us again, Shen An said: "The Northern Expedition is not far away, and the army will have to go to the battlefield to fight. Your fists, feet, swords and guns are not enough to deal with ordinary people, but those fierce Liao people...Li Baojiu."
"The villain is here!" Li Baojiu put away the knife and stepped forward.
Shen An said: "Tell them some truth."
Shen An walked straight over, and Li Baojiu said: "A certain person is just an ordinary person in the army. If you can defeat a certain person, you can join the army, otherwise you will die."
Now his Da Song dialect was very slippery, and a group of Taoists couldn't help but feel excited after hearing it.
"I've met Brother Dao."
Shen An and She Hui met and said, "This is a good thing, but it's just that for outsiders to join the army, it must be in troubled times, so let's forget it."
She Qing smiled bitterly and said, "People's hearts are wandering!"
"Someone has a way." Shen An said, "It will be good to teach them a lesson."
It's already started over there.
Bang bang bang...
Not long after, more than ten people fell on the ground.
Fighting one by one, who is the opponent of Li Baojiu, the former Xixia warrior?
"Someone knows how to use a stick!"
The Taoist who was said to be invincible in Izumo Temple's stick technique came out, holding an eyebrow-level stick, and launched a challenge very reservedly.
"Someone knows how to use a long sword."
"Then give it a try."
Boom!
With just two sounds, the long knife was placed on the Taoist's shoulder.
"Their fists and feet are not good enough." She Hui said: "After She Zi generation, these people can no longer endure hardship. So when Song Qian tried to break in, the person who blocked him was injured. Then he met She Shen, who was also Song Qian. Unlucky, it was just a kick, it was a feint, but he didn't dodge...so..."
"What about you?" Shen An was curious.
She Hui frowned, "Pindao's steel is still in the furnace!"
He turned back and passed by a tree as thick as the mouth of a small bowl, his body shuddered suddenly.
Bang!
Shen An looked at She Hui blankly.
The tree trunk as thick as a bowl was broken directly by him.
No, it's not completely severed, there are still some meridians hanging on.
Is the steel-making madman She Hui so good?
Shen An rubbed his hands, "Xiao She! She Hui, what's the secret to this?"
He wanted to teach his two sons some advanced skills.
She Hui said: "It's nothing profound, just a lot of collisions."
Damn it!
Shen An understood.
For example, there is a kind of people in later generations who lean against big trees or walls every day. Over time, their power is amazing.
She Hui walked away free and easy, not caring about this at all.
Shen An looked at She Qing, "She Qing, what do you know?"
She Qing twisted a bit.
Shen An swore that what he saw was twisting.
He couldn't help but take a step back.
"The Pindao Society is rather biased, and most people can't understand it."
She Qing looked very humble when she spoke.
Shen An was a little worried about this guy, but he didn't want to hurt his self-esteem, so he just laughed and said, "How about letting someone take a look?"
"Brother Taoist, if you want to see it, it's easy to talk about."
She Qing suddenly held up her hands and smiled, still looking humble.
Shen An subconsciously said: "What are you..."
With a swish, Shen An felt a little cool down there. UU Reading www.uukanshu.net looked down and saw that She Qing had quietly kicked out. This kick directly kicked his face, but fortunately it stopped in front, otherwise the Izumo-Kan would have been bathed in blood today.
"Not bad." Shen An nodded and praised: "A humble smile from above and a dirty kick from below, most people have no way of guarding against it."
She Qing smiled and said: "There is more."
He smiled humbly again, and Shen An stared at his shoulder.
With a whoosh, She Qing's kick suddenly came up and stopped at Shen An's throat.
Shen An even saw a lump of rice on the sole of his shoe.
This kick reminded him of a skirt-skirt kick.
The so-called skirt kick is a trick used by women, which is to use the concealment of women's skirts to suddenly kick.
Not bad.
Shen An felt that these tricks were best learned by women, so he told his wife about them after returning home.
"Official..."
Yang Zhuoxue looked confused.
"What's wrong?" Shen An thought it would be better for his wife and Guoguo to learn how to defend themselves.
Yang Zhuoxue was looking at the account book. Seeing his persistence, she said helplessly: "I am at home and don't go out very often. Even if I do, Chen Luo and the others will be following me..."
Why!
This woman looks like a bird-like woman, that's all.
Shen An went to look for his sister again.
"Brother! I don't have to learn that."
Guoguo was grading homework for Taro and picked up the nunchucks in her busy schedule.
"ha!"
She waved subconsciously, but Shen An happened to walk over.
Boom!
Shen An covered his forehead...
"elder brother……"
The green man outside the door said lazily: "Silly egg!"