Chapter 7 The Culprit Has Been Found!
Pei Qian clicked on the video.
Qiao Laoshi's unique, hoarse and long voice with a dialect accent impressed Pei Qian deeply.
"Hello, dear viewers and dads, I'm still the familiar 'game called father' Qiao Laoshi."
"There were people who urged me to update every day before, saying they wanted to watch me complain about sand sculpture games. Why did I delay the update? It's not because I'm lazy, it's mainly because the sand sculpture games I found are not tasteful enough..."
"Finally, hard work pays off, after a long time of digging for gold in shit, I finally found this shit, oh no, this shit, that's right, it's the "Lonely Desert Highway" you see now !"
"This is a very interesting game. In this game, you can enjoy a philosophical journey of 8 hours, bracketed in real time!"
"This is a driving simulation game with a high degree of restoration. You can not only drive, but even honk the horn, listen to music, and enjoy the unpredictable scenery in the desert!"
"Yes, although the surrounding is full of sand and dust, there is no good scenery to watch, but believe me, those changing wind and sand will make every second of the scenery outside the car window different, and after watching too much, it will still be difficult to see. Will make you see the mirage..."
"What, didn't you see it? Don't worry, during the eight-hour journey, as long as you can persevere, you can definitely see it!"
"In addition, there is also a very advanced ranking system in the game, which can count the number of clearances and the accumulated time of each player!"
"Oh my gosh, what a great feature, it's a constant reminder of how many lives I've wasted in this game..."
"Cough, okay, everyone should have heard it. What I said just now was ironic. In fact, this game can be rated as the 'most boring game in history', no one!"
"Yes, you heard it right, no matter it is the past or the future, whether it is domestic or foreign, there should not be a more boring driving simulation game than it!"
"It's an 8 hour drive and you have to keep your eyes on the front all the way because every few minutes there is a turn and if you don't make it in time...then sorry, you failed and your game has to start from the beginning! "
"Don't ask me why I don't pause, why I don't save, because this game is fundamental! Original! No! Yes! Pause! Pause! Function! Function!"
"The only fun in this game is honking the horn and listening to the song, but the problem is, you can't listen to the song you want, you can't even change the station, all you hear are some unpopular, niche or old-fashioned songs, You can't even skip a bad song when you hear it!"
"And the magic trick that shocked me the most was that at the end of the game, it mocked me with a line of subtitles! 'Congratulations, you managed to waste 8 precious hours of your life!'"
"Yes, this is a game that makes people think about life, and it successfully made me think about life!"
"It made me realize how precious my time is, and what a waste of time gaming is!"
"If the boredom of this game can be included in the score, then out of 10 points, I can give this game 100 points!"
"Of course, even a game like this isn't perfect."
"As the first hardcore player to clear the game (as evidenced by the leaderboard), I strongly recommend that the game add the following features!"
"First, why does the game end when you drive to the end? I strongly recommend that you can turn your head and drive back when you reach the end, so that the 'endless mode' was developed logically!"
"How can you say that you have conquered this game without going back and forth ten times?!"
"In addition, I strongly recommend adding multiplayer online features, other players can also join the room, sit in the car and watch the scenery, or interact with the driver!"
"I hope the makers of this game can listen to my advice and arrange a version update for the game, so that it will definitely sell well!"
"..."
"Then this episode of Tucao is over. The next 8 hours are video recordings of the entire game. For those who are too busy, they might as well try not to fast-forward and watch the entire game."
"Trust me, after this, you will also gain some thoughts about life!"
Pei Qian dragged the video back a bit, and found that the remaining 8 hours were really Qiao Laoshi's whole game video.
The popularity of the comment area below is about to explode, and the audience is extremely enthusiastic.
"I didn't fast forward after watching the whole 8 hours, and now I seem to be starting to think about the meaning of life..."
"Qiao Laoshui's sacrifice is too great, he really takes his life!"
"Qiao Laoshi, stop it, your hairline can't take it anymore!"
"Do you have to risk your life to make a video now?!"
"I have already downloaded it. I believe that I can find the meaning of life in the desert!"
"Upstairs, take me one!"
"The full name of the game "Lonely Desert Highway" can be found in the official game store. Don't thank me, I'm just so helpful!"
"Take me a +1"
"The tour group starts!"
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Looking at the comments in the comment area below the video, Pei Qian fell into a state of complete sluggishness.
There must be something wrong with this world!
I made such a rubbish game, and the video creator even used it as material, and the response was so enthusiastic? !
Although still confused, Pei Qian has roughly understood the cause and effect of this incident.
His game was so deadly discovered by Qiao Laoshi, a video author who specializes in game complaints, and then Qiao Laoshi burst into inspiration and made a complaints video.
With Qiao Laoshi's excellent copywriting, extensive attention, and meticulous editing techniques, this video has become popular!
Soon, this video attracted a group of tourist groups, and many people wanted to see it. How bad is this game?
Most of the people here have played for a while and stopped playing. After all, this game is really boring, but most people don't care about this dollar, and they don't even think about refunds...
And a small number of players even have a comparison mentality because of the ranking system, and even players with ulterior motives begin to spread rumors and deceive people? ? ?
Some people say that when you look at the desert for the fourth hour, there will be a fun easter egg!
Some people say that if you clear the game three times in a row, you can unlock hidden levels!
There are even many people who leave a message below the video asking if this video can be reprinted...
Pei Qian realized that the situation seemed to be a little bad.
Why does this game seem to be on fire?
Could it be...isn't this game worth it? ? ?
"This is absolutely not possible, I have to do something..."
Pei Qian didn't plan to sit still, he wanted to save himself!
If this game really becomes popular, Pei Qian will lose everything!
Pei Qian felt that there might be a problem with his game introduction.
It's too vague, causing players to misunderstand!
We must be frank with the players, we must persuade those new players, and we must not let them spend any more!