Chapter 278 The Strange World Is Disturbing
How much alcohol can a kitten drink?
Guard B is going crazy.
He has accumulated thousands of bottles of fine wine for hundreds of years.
The kitten in front of me was only a little bigger than a palm, but it could drink a jar of it in one breath without changing its expression.
This is when you meet your opponent.
Guard B was a man of few words. Seeing this attitude, his competitive spirit was aroused, and he was ready to compete with this cat in terms of drinking capacity.
Poor little cat, the alcohol he usually drinks has a very high alcohol content, such as 52 degrees or 55 degrees. He doesn’t know what it is. Anyway, he will be drunk for three days and three nights after drinking it.
It doesn't like drinking, but with so many senior brothers gathering together, it is more or less inevitable to avoid drinking. Therefore, it will also drink a little while hiding.
I just didn't expect that the alcohol that Guard B gave it to drink was terrifyingly low, probably about 10 degrees.
In the words of the senior brother, this is just horse urine. It would be too embarrassing if you were drunk.
What's more, the current body shape is not its original animal shape, but a juvenile state that has been compressed by it. The main reason is that it is too afraid of unfamiliar environments. In order to protect itself, it can only adopt this method.
If she transformed into her original form, she didn't even want to imagine how huge she would be. She might be as tall as a thousand-year-old pine, or even bigger than a small mountain.
Who knows, after it was promoted to the third level, it has not had a chance to release its true body, mainly because it has no chance.
After coming to this weird and unpredictable world, every one of them is stronger than it is. Its small mountain-like body is just a moving target here, and you don't know how it died.
Nowadays, these bottles of wine are just like pouring water. After drinking dozens of bottles, I didn’t even burp.
On the other hand, Guard B was already very drunk and started talking nonsense.
"Haha... you damn kitten, I am the guardian general of the fairy world. I didn't expect that I would be defeated by you. I... don't accept it. I have to get you drunk today."
He was carrying a jar of wine and started drinking it regardless of whether the kitten wanted to drink it or not.
Every bottle of wine that the kitten drank, not one sip was voluntary, it was all force-fed.
Although it was not drunk, the taste was really unpleasant. It almost vomited and couldn't help but complain.
"This wine of yours is too bad to drink. It is far inferior to the wine made by my senior brother. His wine is truly good, and its fragrance spreads far and wide."
When he thought that he would probably never see his senior brother again, Xiaomao'er's eyes began to become moist again.
These words made Guard Yi angry. His wine was obviously good wine. In his part of the world, it would take more than a hundred fairy stones to buy such a jar.
The little girl selling wine was his favorite woman. When he was ordered to come to this world, she secretly saved thousands of altars for him. Otherwise, with his salary, it would only be 1,000 yuan a year. A stone is only worth buying ten jars of wine.
Mao Mao'er can scold him, but he can't say that the wine is not good. He wants to have a good argument with this guy.
Guard B grabbed the unsuspecting kitten and yelled at him.
"Nonsense, Mei Niang's wine is the best in the world. Where is your bullshit senior brother? Call him out, I want to compete with him."
Before the kitten could respond, a loud "bang" was heard, and then, it and guard B were blown away by a wave of air.
After doing seven somersaults in the void, a flying sword that only a human monk could possess unexpectedly appeared under Xiaomao'er's feet, holding it firmly in the void.
As for the unlucky Guard B, he was blown away a foot away by the air wave, and finally knocked down a wild tree heavily before he could stop.
Guard B has been guarding the entrance to this forbidden cave for a long time, and this is the first time he has encountered such misfortune.
When he finally stood up straight, he saw two strange men spurting out of the forbidden hole.
The bodies of these two people were thrown out of the void and fell on him without any hesitation.
Guard B, who was already drunk, was finally knocked unconscious by this wave, but it saved him a lot of trouble.
The two of them were also seriously injured, their heads were dizzy, and everything they looked at was filled with little stars.
Xiaomao'er was hiding far away at first, but when she saw these two people, it was like seeing her parents. She burst into tears and whizzed from the void with a sword.
"Fourth Senior Brother, Fifth Senior Brother, wuwu... I thought I would never see you again."
The little cat jumped down from the sword and threw himself into their arms, burying his head and crying loudly.
One of the people who came over immediately gave it a blow.
"Gu Qiqi, you little fool, I finally found you."
"Hahaha……"
It turns out that Xiaomao'er is Gu Qiqi who was brought into another world by a piece of wood, and the two of them are Yun Chenchen and Wu Xie who were forced to find someone by a child.
The senior brother and sister were indescribably happy to be able to sew again. The two of them hugged each other and laughed happily.
After laughing enough, they finally realized that they had no ability to leave this world.
They tried every method, but they couldn't get into the cave at all, including robbing the two gatekeepers and taking the tokens they had on them, including various necklaces, rings, bracelets, etc. .
Anyway, they used everything that looked like a token, but it still didn't work.
It's easy to get here, but hard to get out. The entrance to the cave is right in front of them, but they don't know how to get out.
"Ahhh... no way, are we three trapped here for the rest of our lives?"
Gu Qiqi was on the verge of crying but couldn't hold back her tears, and kept apologizing to her two senior brothers.
"I'm sorry, it's all my fault. If it weren't for me, you wouldn't be trapped with me. It's me who has caused you trouble."
The two of them sighed, "Silly Cat, it's not your fault, it's just our bad luck. We can only do this for now, find someone to inquire about the news, and then wait for the opportunity to leave!"
Gu Qiqi pursed her lips, "I've been here for ten days. The people here are so fierce that I don't dare to deal with them."
The two frowned, "What ten days? When we came in, it was only five hours before you disappeared."
"What? Five hours? Impossible, absolutely impossible. I really stayed here for ten days. During these ten days, I was hungry and couldn't get anything to eat."
The monsters here are all weird, and she is afraid that there will be side effects after eating them, so except for the drink just now, the rest of the time is really full of food.
When they heard that Gu Qiqi hadn't eaten in seventy days, the two of them felt heartbroken and quickly took out something from their storage bags.
As a result, the storage bag was like a decoration, no matter what they did, they couldn't open it.
The world here is so weird and disturbing. (End of chapter)