Chapter 995: Oni-Chan, It’s Time to Drink Medicine

Forty-three degrees~!

The maximum tolerated temperature of the human body is around 41.5 degrees. A rectal temperature exceeding 41 degrees can cause permanent brain damage. A body temperature exceeding 42 degrees can even cause shock and serious complications. As for 43 degrees——

If he is still conscious, it is important to explain his aftermath as soon as possible. There is not much hope of resuscitation anyway, and even if he is rescued, his brain will be burned out.

However, one cannot generalize from person to person. Sougo Toma, whose body temperature is "as high as forty-three degrees", said that this is just a minor problem and there is no need to make a fuss. He will almost recover after resting for a while, so he said:

"Xiao Mi, put down the hostage in your hand, cough cough... put down the phone in your hand, Onii-chan really doesn't need to go to the hospital or call an ambulance!"

"Don't be willful, Onii-chan. Your body temperature has already reached forty-three degrees..." The eldest lady's hand holding the phone was shaking a little: "What if, if something happens to Onii-chan, what should Xiaomi do?"

"I told you it's just a small problem..."

"Stop lying, Xiao Mian is not an idiot. Yes, by the way, what is the number 120?" That's right, how could Miss Mian be an idiot?

"You've already said it! Idiot..." Sougo Toma held his forehead.

"When did Xiaomi say it!?"

"120..."

"So, what is the number 120?" The eldest lady buried her head.

"Xiao Mi, please calm down first. We don't need to use an ambulance at all. Onii-chan is just a little feverish..."

"Forty-three degrees is just a little bit!?" The eldest lady turned her head.

"Calm down, the temperature is just a numerical value. Isn't Onii-chan still alive and kicking?"

"Reflection?" the eldest lady said subconsciously.

"Then you have to be seriously ill first! Xiaomi, calm down and think about it. Which patient with a fever of forty-three degrees is as conscious as Onii-chan?"

"Eh!?" The eldest lady was startled: "What does Oni-chan mean?"

"Maybe the thermometer is broken. Most manufacturers nowadays are cutting corners..." It's all the manufacturers who are at fault, and it has nothing to do with Sougo Doma anyway.

"Physical, is there something wrong with the thermometer?"

"No..." Sougo Toma was about to nod, but Miss Mi's next move made him shout urgently: "Xiao Mi, what are you doing again?"

The eldest lady, who had already held the thermometer in her mouth, replied: "Take a small measurement of your own body temperature to try. If the thermometer is broken, the value obtained by taking a small measurement can be used as a reference..."

"At this time, you should find a new thermometer and measure me again, right?" This time he would lower the temperature slightly by two or three degrees.

"It takes time to find a new thermometer, but what Onii-chan lacks most right now is time..." The eldest lady was reasonable.

"Onii-chan doesn't need that little time! By the way, Xiaomi, let alone disinfecting the thermometer, you didn't even wipe it off..."

"..." After the eldest lady was silent for a long time, she said decisively: "Onii-chan, now is not the time to think about this. Besides, Onii-chan often snatches snacks that Xiaomi has eaten and drinks that Xiaomi has eaten. Kuole..."

"Xiao Mi, what Onii-chan is trying to say is that fever is contagious..." Sougo Toma glanced at him.

"..." The eldest lady was silent for a while again.

"Onii-chan, stop talking and interfere with Xiaomi's temperature measurement..."

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

How can it be done without interfering? If this waste's body temperature is normal after a lot of measurements, how will he get around it...

One minute later.

During this minute, no matter what Sougo Toma was talking about, the other party remained silent. It was not until the temperature measurement was completed that Sougo Toma fell silent: "..."

Come on, it’s too late. It seems that I can only think about how to continue telling this lie...

While he was thinking, the eldest lady looked at the thermometer and said:

"Onii-chan, 3, 37.5°, the thermometer is indeed broken..."

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Surprise!!!∑ノ

What the hell? But don't think that while he was pretending to be sick, this good-for-nothing really had a fever, right? This kind of thing——

It’s impossible to even think about it!

Bian Que, a miracle doctor of a generation, once said: "My brother's medical skills are far better than mine, but most of his treatments are before the disease occurs, so that it is not revealed to the world..."

Bian Que's brother can cure people before they get sick, and Sougo Toma, who has almost extraordinary medical skills, can also do the same. This is also the reason why his useless member has never gotten sick, so her body temperature will rise. …

Wait, why is he thinking so much? Anyway, this is a good thing. At least he doesn't have to think about how to lie!

"Look, it's really the thermometer's problem, Xiaomi, you still need to learn from Onii-chan, you're so uncool..."

"..." The eldest lady glanced.

Onii-chan is such a badass, he just knows how to talk about things. Forget it, considering that he is sick today, Xiaomi won't care about it! but:

"But Onii-chan's measurement results are much higher than Xiaomi, which means that Onii-chan does have a fever, but it's just not as scary as 43 degrees..."

"Uh..." The analysis was sound and well-founded. Sougo Toma wanted to give this loser a lot of praise.

But before he could say anything, the eldest lady continued: "Sorry, Onii-chan, just now I suspected that Onii-chan was pretending to be sick..."

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

This piece of useless material was really suspicious just now!

No wonder the other party would immediately do whatever he said. If it were measured that he had done nothing, based on the virtue of this dumpling - Sougo Tsuchima thought about it, he would definitely have to spend a lot of money to appease this dumpling...

but……

The thoughts stopped here, and were interrupted by a trace of useless material:

"Well, Onii-chan, I'm serious this time. You have to have a good rest today and leave the rest to Mi. Don't worry."

Tsuchima Sougo: "..."

Are you serious this time? In other words, it was all a routine! This damn useless dumpling!

but……

Seeing the loser's back disappearing, Sougo Toma unconsciously raised the corner of his mouth, "Well~!" Having said so much, in fact, I still worry when I should be worried, I will panic, I will be anxious, and I will be at a loss...

As expected, he was more than a little stupid.

They have already seen how the other party is worried about him, so it seems wrong to continue pretending. Anyway, they have been taken care of by this good-for-nothing dumpling for a while, so forget it this time...

Sougo Doma thought as he stretched his body - is it time for him to recover? How could a barbecue party that he wanted so much be without him? Then...

"Onii-chan, take your medicine!"

"Xiao Mi..." Hearing that one-touch voice, Sougo Toma also turned around with a smile: "..."

I still want to think about how to fool myself to show that I am fine. As for taking medicine, sorry, taking medicine is not allowed. After taking medicine, he... wait, otherwise it will be said that Xiaomi has found the latest special medicine developed at home, and takes the medicine. After eating it, I got better naturally. This seems to work...

He is indeed a clever little guy - Sougo Tsuchima thought as he moved his eyes to the medicine Xiaomi brought.

Then.

Tsuchima Sougo "..."

"Xiao Mi, why are you taking suppositories?"