Chapter 1,459 Gorillas Are Also Very Popular
Sougo Doma didn't expect that the factor that caused misunderstanding among the team members could be related to him in this way. This...
Wait, maybe that bastard Hufang Shiyuyu used his words to fool these guys. The evidence is: "If you guys really paid so much attention to what I said, you wouldn't have discovered Kondo until now..." The true identity of the gorilla! All in all, you still trust Hijikata..."
"Captain, have you forgotten that we are after testing..."
"Eh?" Sougo Toma was stunned: "Weren't those just tests?"
"Hey, those should be the reasons why we speculated that Kondo's master is a gorilla..." Ozawa-san explained: "If we really want to test it, well, we fed it bananas and so on and it liked it very much... "
"..." Regarding this, let alone Kasumigaoka Shiu, even Sougo Tsuchima felt the corners of his eyes twitch. What kind of temptation is this? Sure enough, a fool with a normal brain circuit cannot figure it out: "What if the gorilla likes to eat bananas?"
"Isn't this just a possibility?" As soon as he finished speaking, Okada-san and others asked doubtfully: "Gorillas are naturally fond of bananas. Captain, we still know this common sense."
"EMMM..." Sougo Toma couldn't refute for a long time. As an animal, is there anything wrong with gorillas liking bananas? Nothing wrong! It's just: "I'm talking about being a human, Mr. Kondo...the owner of the museum likes to eat bananas? You concluded that it is a gorilla based on this test?"
"Of course not, we have also tried other experiments..." Ozawa-san gave an example: "We also invited Mr. Kondo to go to the zoo to relax..."
"Going to the zoo?" Sougo Doma instantly simulated in his mind what would happen if the gorillas went to the zoo. He wanted to use this to deduce what kind of tests these guys had done: "By the way, could it be that the staff at the Kondo Pavilion Do you think the Lord is a gorilla that escaped from the cage?"
"Is that true..." Mr. Ozawa shook his head: "What do you mean, Mr. Kondo... the owner of the museum was also wearing the same uniform as us..."
"..." Was it because he was wearing clothes that he was not regarded as an escaped animal? No, Sougo Doma suddenly realized a problem - these idiots actually thought that Boss Kondo was not treated as an escaped animal because he was wearing a uniform, and did not refute what he just said: "The staff treated Boss Kondo As an animal?"
So, what exactly happened?
This doubt had just arisen, and Ozawa-san had already recalled: "Although the staff did not regard Mr. Kondo as a lost gorilla, the gorilla in the cage had an affair. At that time, many female The orangutans rushed to the cage to observe what was happening outside the cage... ahem, Master Kondo."
"..." Sougo Toma was silent for a long time, then he smiled and said in a joking tone: "It sounds like the gorillas here are quite popular..."
"Indeed." But he was joking, but Ozawa-san was very serious: "According to the staff at the zoo, the female orangutans who came forward all made courtship gestures..."
"..." It's hopeless. Boss Kondo is completely hopeless. No wonder that guy Hufang Shiyuyu couldn't help him get rid of his gorilla stigma. Wait, that guy is really a gorilla, right?
"The staff also joked that if Kondo hadn't been wearing the same uniform as us and could talk... they might have thought he was a gorilla that escaped from the cage, and he was the king among the orangutans. After all, the gorilla Orangutans are similar to apes. Only the king of the group has the right to have a spouse." Ozawa said quietly:
"Perhaps it was just a joke to the staff, but for us who had already speculated, this is already a solid statement..."
"..." Not to mention the doubts of these team members, even Sougo Doma was a little shaken. Isn't... the gorilla really a gorilla? Before, he might have been able to laugh about animals developing intelligence and even learning to speak, but after experiencing the bunny girl incident, he felt that it might not be impossible.
Apart from anything else, the mice in his laboratory, apart from not being able to speak, can even learn to read comics.
- It seems okay for wild gorillas to develop intelligence.
After all, how could a human being be courted by a female orangutan?
At the same time, Okada-san seemed to have found a reason to fight back: "Damn it, Ozawa, didn't you also go through this before you came to the conclusion that the owner of the museum is indeed a gorilla?"
"I had some vague guesses when I was feeding bananas..." Ozawa-san sneered, "Besides, we don't sharpen our spirits by not wearing clothes like you."
"It's just a guess, not a certainty..." Okada-san was dissatisfied: "I just have stronger mobility. If the master of Kondo Hall is not a gorilla but a human, then who can say that my method is wrong?"
"Uh..." Sougo Toma said with embarrassment: "So, is it your spirit or your shame that you want to sharpen? Who is a normal person without clothes!?"
"But... Mr. Hijikata does use his most hated mayonnaise to hone himself every day..." Okada-san whispered: "We can't deny that Mr. Katsura and Mr. Miao wear women's clothing..."
Before he could finish his words, Ozawa-san said proudly: "Okada, it seems you have admitted that cross-dressing can make people stronger?"
"..." Gods can only become stronger by dressing up as women. Sougo Toma felt his eyes twitching again. Didn't he explain it just now? Why are these guys so stubborn: "Ozawa, didn't I tell you? Clothing in women's clothing may be the hobby of that guy with the fake hair. Why can you still equate dressing up in women's clothing with becoming stronger?"
"Captain, you just said that the strong are strong because they maintain their true intentions..." Ozawa said weakly.
"Uh..." Sougo Toma nodded: "I did say that." He thought there should be nothing misunderstood about this, right? What's more, he hasn't said any specific measures yet.
"Then women's clothing..."
"Wait a minute!" Ozawa-san just spoke, Sougo Doma couldn't help but rolled his eyes and interrupted: "There is no connection between keeping one's heart and women's clothing. Are you also like that guy with the fake hair? Same thing, obsessed with women’s clothing or something?”
"No more..." In response, Ozawa shook his head firmly: "Captain, isn't the so-called keeping one's heart the same as keeping one's heart getting stronger?"
"Eh?"
"Mr. Hijikata uses mayonnaise, which he hates most, to hone himself. Even if he hates it so much, he still grits his teeth and perseveres every day. Even if it seems to others,... the food Mr. Hijikata eats is wrong with dog food. , it should be said that dogs don’t know how to eat, but he still insists on it, and he doesn’t care about other people’s opinions..."