The Dog-Licking Villain only Wants to Live in Obscurity, but the Heroine Doesn't Follow the Routine!
Chapter 447 Zhao Ritian Wants to Bet on Life and Death
Zhao Ritian was whipped and the pain was excruciating.
Lu Chengwen said, "Oh, why don't you even know this?"
San'er walked to Long Aotian again.
Long Aotian panicked, "Let me think about it, let me think about it...he is like this, this...big white horse, what fell was not a teacup, but fell into the river. That river is called Teacup River. Cheng Wen, it's It's not like this?"
"Are you kidding!" Lu Chengwen said, "I already said it was a tea bowl, a tea bowl, a tea bowl as big as a fist."
Long Aotian was anxious at that time: "Lu Chengwen! Do you dare to trick me!?"
Lu Chengwen said, "Senior Brother, look at what you said, weren't you trying to trick me just now?"
Bang bang bang bang!
Long Aotian tossed and turned in pain, hanging in the air and spinning around.
"It's your turn."
Zhao Ritian feels something is wrong!
I am the benevolent person’s true spirit and magical power!
Why does this whip hurt so much! ?
Zhao Ritian said, "I know! I know! I... I know, although the tea bowl is a tea bowl, the big white horse... it is actually... an ant! Yes! The ant's name is the big white horse!"
Jiang Xiaohou looked at Lu Chengwen and said, "Is that right?"
Lu Chengwen shook his head, "It's a big white horse. It's two feet long from head to tail, eight feet high from hoof to back, and has red hair!"
Jiang Xiaohou moved his fan forward a little, San'er rolled up his sleeves and gritted his teeth, "I told you not to tell the truth, and I will beat you to death today!"
Bang bang bang bang!
Bang bang bang bang!
San'er opened his bow from left to right, and a long whip flipped and took off, making endless noises, just like a giant python or a swimming dragon!
Long Aotian and Zhao Ritian screamed in pain and were whipped into circles in mid-air.
Long Aotian's clothes were torn to pieces, and blood flowed from his mouth. "I don't accept it! I don't accept it! I don't accept it!"
San'er opened his eyes wide and looked at his whip, "I'll go! You dare to disobey me!? You still challenge me!? You are such a tough guy!"
Long Aotian hurriedly said, "Third brother! Don't, don't, don't! I'm not dissatisfied with you, your whip is very strong, but I'm dissatisfied with Lu Chengwen!"
Long Aotian gritted his teeth and said, "Lu Chengwen, how old is the fucking big white horse? How big is the tea bowl? Can the big white horse fall into the tea bowl and drown? If you tell me, you can explain it clearly. We both believe you if you let the third brother beat you to death!"
"Yes!" Zhao Ritian said, "If you can tell it, we will die without regrets! But you can't tell it! Sister, you should whip him, he is talking nonsense and deceiving you for fun!"
Jiang Xiaohou looked at Lu Chengwen, "Tell me, I want to know the answer too."
Lu Chengwen laughed, "I bought a big white horse, and then I exchanged it with a friend for a good Grasshopper, but my Grasshopper fell into the tea bowl and drowned!"
"Think about it, I exchanged my Grasshopper for a big white horse. If the Grasshopper dies, it's not the same as if my big white horse dies!"
Lu Chengwen gritted his teeth and stamped his feet.
When Jiang Xiaohou heard this, he burst out laughing, "Oh my God! It can still be like this, ah ha ha ha! Wow ha ha ha... It's so interesting! Ah ha ha ha..."
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br> The two people who were hanging were also stunned.
This works too! ? Trade the big white horse for the grasshopper! ?
Long Aotian was stunned, "No... who would give 20 million big white horses in exchange for Grasshopper? This... is illogical!"
Lu Chengwen said, "Good Grasshopper."
Zhao Ritian said, "No matter how good the Grasshopper is, it is not as valuable as the big white horse!"
Lu Chengwen spread his hands, "Would I use money as a price reference? I just want to be happy. Sister, are you right?"
"right!"
"yeah!"
The two men returned the high-five.
San'er shook his head, "I've been told that, according to the rules, I should beat you to death."
"Wait, wait, wait!" Long Aotian said with difficulty, "Sister, give us another chance... give us another chance, give us another chance."
"Yes, yes." Zhao Ritian also said, "I will definitely be able to do it this time."
Jiang Xiaohou said to Lu Chengwen, "Go on, talented man."
Lu Chengwen said, "I have a villa in the suburbs, and there is a well in the yard. One day, the wind was so strong that it blew the well out of the wall!"
Jiang Xiaohou was surprised, "Well!?"
"right!"
"The kind of well that is dug out of the ground to draw water for food?"
"That's right."
"Let the wind blow the outside of the wall?!"
"that is."
"This is impossible!"
"You don't believe it?"
"Do not believe!"
"You go ask them!"
Jiang Xiaohou patted his thigh, "They know it again!"
"If you don't know, just smoke!"
"Hahahaha!" Jiang Xiaohou said, "You all heard it! Tell me, how does the wind blow the outside of this well!"
Those two guys were confused again.
Long Aotian looked at Lu Chengwen and gritted his teeth, "Lu Chengwen! What are you talking about!? How could the well be blown out of the wall by the wind!? Aren't you talking nonsense!?"
Lu Chengwen smiled and said, "Senior Brother, if you think about it again, it's very windy!"
Zhao Ritian roared angrily, "No matter how strong the wind is, it can't blow the well out of the wall! Lu Chengwen, just damage it! You will be damaged to death!"
Lu Chengwen said, "Damn! Didn't you two insist on asking me to say it just now? I told you that you couldn't pick up the conversation. Do you blame me? Why didn't you come down and say it just now?"
"me……"
San'er's whip was really a long whip flipping and flying, making endless noises, just like a giant python or a swimming dragon!
The two darlings were whipped until they screamed.
"I know! I know!" Long Aotian shouted, "Because the well was shallow, so it was scraped out!"
San'er shook his head, "You are such a fool."
Qin! "
Bang bang bang bang!
"I know, I know!" Zhao Ritian shouted, "Because that wind... it's not a real wind, it's a demon wind blown by monsters, so it blows away from the wall!"
"I think you look like Yao Feng."
Bang bang bang bang!
Zhao Ritian gritted his teeth and roared, "I don't accept it! I don't accept it!"
San'er was anxious: "Okay, you are also a tough guy!"
"No, no, no, third brother, I didn't talk about you! I said Lu Chengwen! The well is on the ground, no matter how strong the wind is, it can't blow outside the wall! Lu Chengwen, you can tell me, I was beaten to death today without complaining! You Talk! Come and listen!"
Jiang Xiaohou looked at Lu Chengwen, and San'er was also very excited, "Brother, what's going on?"
Lu Chengwen said, "Sister, Third Brother. It's very simple. It's the wall outside, it's the fence." ??
Third brother: "Oh."
"Wind and rain eroded it, and the roots were rotten."
"Ouch!"
"When the wind gets strong, it blows the fence in and makes the well go out."
"Um!?"
"I came out in the morning and opened the door to see that the yard had become smaller and the well was gone! When I went out and saw, oh, the well was actually outside the yard! Hahahaha, isn't that because the wind was strong and the well was blown away from the wall? It’s over!”
Zhao Ritian was stunned.
Bring one like this! ?
San'er gave a thumbs up, "High! Brother, you have something, really. How did you think of it?"
"The wisdom of our predecessors."
San'er rolled up his sleeves excitedly, "Do you understand? It's a fence with broken roots. It was blown in by the wind and let the well out! Hehe, I'll beat you to death. No complaints, right?"
Jiang Xiaohou was overjoyed, those two guys were fighting to the death.
Jiang Xiaohou slapped the armrest of the chair with a fan, "Is there more? Is there more? Is there more? Come on, come on, it's so interesting, it's so interesting!"
Lu Chengwen said, "As much as you want! There was an old lady who was injured and lost her thumbs on both hands, but she wore ten rings on both hands!"
Jiang Xiaohou opened his eyes wide and covered his mouth with a fan, "This is impossible!"
"You don't believe it?"
"Do not believe!"
"Ask them! They must know."
Jiang Xiaohou turned around and smiled, "You two, it's time for you to show off your talents."
Long Aotian was hanging in the air, his clothes were torn, his body was covered in blood, and blood was constantly flowing out of the corners of his mouth.
Although he was vomiting blood and his face was full of tears, his smile was so sincere and brilliant, and his tearful eyes were very bright.
"Cheng Wen! You are my good brother! In fact, my eldest brother has always respected you."
Lu Chengwen nodded.
"I just asked you to take the lead because big brother trusts you! Believe in you! You didn't let big brother down!"
Lu Chengwen nodded with a smile.
"Now my eldest brother is in trouble and can't bear it anymore."
Long Aotian smiled sincerely, "Look, can you save my eldest brother's life?"
He couldn't help it, and cried a little: "Third brother's whip, the king's aura is almost unbearable! Cheng Wen, brother, please, for the sake of master."
Lu Chengwen said, "Brother, I understand. Don't worry,"
Long Aotian hurriedly said, "Cheng Wen, I understand... the big white horse drowned and the well scraped the wall. But ten rings on eight fingers, this... is really not enough."
"I know!" Zhao Ritian said, "There are two fingers wearing them!"
Lu Chengwen said, "Are you sick? Who wears two rings on one finger?"
Zhao Ritian thought for a while, "That's the toes. I have two toes on!"
Lu Chengwen shook his head, "You are really sick. Who in the normal family wears rings on their toes? Just wear them on your hands!"
Zhao Ritian struggled wildly, "That's not enough! Ten rings minus two equals eight. I've learned that, my master taught me! I can't wear ten rings at all!"
Lu Chengwen said, "But I just wear it."
Zhao Ritian opened his mouth to speak, and all that came out was blood foam.
He was furious.
"Don't do this! I can't stand the big white horse and the well. There is no thumb on either hand. They are just rings. Even if the King of Heaven comes, I won't be able to count them! Impossible!"
"I knew it!"
"You can tell, I would rather be beaten to death! Impossible! Lu Chengwen, don't try to fool me! I will bet your life and death with you!"
"Life and death situation?"
"Yes!" Zhao Ritian said, "If you can tell me what happened today and everyone admits it, I would rather die here! If you can't tell me, do you dare to die here!"
Lu Chengwen was confused, "This...it's not necessary..."
"Hahahaha! Are you scared? Are you scared?" Zhao Ritian said, "Sister, look, he can't make it up anymore! Lu Chengwen, I know you are talking nonsense, and today I am going to fight you in a life-or-death situation! You dare!?"
Lu Chengwen said, "Sister, I just want to have fun, life and death, why bother?"
"Don't do this! Brother Aotian and I will bet with you, right? Brother Aotian?!"
"Ah?" Long Aotian was stunned. "Hey, why do you involve me in this matter between you two?"
"Why are you so stupid!? How did he trick us both? Let me tell you, I've done the math. I just did it more than a hundred times! No matter how much I count, it's not enough! It's just eight fingers. I can’t wear ten rings! You believe me!”
Long Aotian almost cried, "Didn't you learn any lessons from that big white horse and that well? Now my junior brother says that I am a woman, that the sun is square, and that the eldest sister is my biological mother. letter!"
"I don't believe it!" Zhao Ritian struggled hard. "Lu Chengwen, say it, say it! If you can say it, I would rather die here today! If you have the guts, just say it!"
Lu Chengwen sighed, "What a pity."