Lord God Investigator

Chapter 773 The Famous People

On a small tropical island, five middle-aged and elderly men in colorful clothes rubbed their sleepy eyes and opened their eyes blankly. They slowly got up and looked at the beach, sea and coconut trees, rare sights in the ninja world, and couldn't help but look at each other. .

After looking at each other, these people were shocked again.

"What's going on? I wasn't sleeping in the castle tower. Why did I come here? Could it be a dream? It's strange. Why did I dream about you four idiots?"

"Hey, idiot from the Country of Fire, what are you talking about? I dreamed about you, the old guy, who is the one who is unlucky. Since your country has Konoha Village, you are causing trouble for us in the Country of Wind, right?"

"Asshole, rude person, the Kingdom of Wind covets the fertile land of our Kingdom of Fire, and you started the war in the first place!"

"Hmph, we, the Kingdom of Thunder, are the ones who are unlucky. We obviously have the strongest army in the mainland, but we are always being dragged down by your Kingdom of Earth..."

This group of old men didn't agree with each other. They started to fight without saying a few words, and beat each other with bastard fists. Unfortunately, the nobles were very weak in physical strength, and they fell to the ground panting not long after the fight.

Not far from these people, Naruto and Sasuke stood side by side, looking at this group of ugly adults and slowly shaking their heads.

"Can you imagine, our ninja village has been fighting for generations, just because of these idiots?"

"They are idiots, wouldn't the Five Shadows who obeyed their orders be even more stupid?"

Sasuke sighed and said: "When you talk about sacrificing for the village, are our fathers really sacrificing for the village? I think they have all been deceived. They are obviously doing nothing for these guys' game-like 'military affairs'" Uselessly sacrificed.”

"Sasuke, don't look down on games. You know, in the eyes of game theory researchers, the whole world is a game. The Five Shadows are not stupid, they just have no other choice."

Naruto smiled and said: "Only those who jump out of the chessboard can see the whole picture clearly, but it is too difficult to jump out of the chessboard. When you are in the game, you always have to be subject to many constraints. We can ignore it, but the Five Kage cannot."

Sasuke cast a questioning look at Naruto, who smiled and explained: "Each ninja village only has a population of tens to hundreds of thousands. It is extremely difficult for the Kage to manage it. There are hundreds of millions of people in the ninja world. If you leave, Without the civil affairs system established by the feudal bureaucrats, society would not be able to function normally. The Shadows cannot solve the civil affairs problems, so naturally they can only rely on the bureaucrats of the Ninja Kingdom and lack the ability to replace them."

"It doesn't make sense. We ninjas have overwhelming power. How can we be manipulated by ordinary people?"

Sasuke still looked confused: "Even if the shadows of each village are not familiar with civil affairs, they can use force to threaten the grassroots officials who understand civil affairs. If their slack affects people's livelihood, they will be killed directly. Killing a few waves of people will sooner or later make them afraid. Then turn to And take refuge in us ninjas."

Naruto's eyes lit up and he praised: "Sasuke-kun, you have a good idea. You have rationally analyzed and deduced it. If Senju Hashirama had the determination to do this as early as the first Hokage period, the ninja world would have been unified long ago. Maybe there would be some problems in the early stage of unification. In the turmoil, many people will die, but the subsequent ninja wars that broke out due to the division of the ninja world will probably not happen again. If they cancel each other out, the harm to the people may be lighter."

Hearing Naruto's praise, Sasuke looked proud, but Naruto changed the subject and said: "However, if Senju Hashirama leads the Konoha ninja army to overthrow the ninja countries and establish himself as king, it will actually be a history of barbaric conquest of civilization. Going backwards, after ninjas rule the ninja world for a period of time, they will be assimilated by feudal bureaucrats. Instead of progressing, the ninja world will become more entrenched.

Senju Hashirama, who has become the emperor of the Konoha Empire, will probably do everything he can to build a decadent feudal empire that can be unified forever. The lives of the people will not be any better than during the Warring States Period, and will even become more desperate. Science will also be banned. Ninjutsu is only passed down among the feudal ninja clan, and civilian ninjas will be treated as criminals to ensure that the feudal ninja empire regime is difficult to overthrow by the common people. "

Sasuke was puzzled and asked several questions in succession: "We ninjas are barbarians? If we overthrow the daimyo, we ninjas will do even worse things when they take power? Why is this?"

He pointed at the group of ninja daimyo who were fighting together in uniforms like clown costumes: "Those idiots are the civilized people? They are in power better than ninjas in power?"

"I'm sorry to hear that, but that's the truth."

Naruto spread his hands and said: "Do you think ninjas are not barbarians? Then let me ask you, besides fighting and killing, what else do we ninjas do? We are not even as good as nomads. At least nomads know how to herd horses and herd sheep. Ninjas Without the aid from the Ninja Kingdom, I can’t even support myself!”

Sasuke stood stunned. Looking back, it seemed that this was really the case. Ninjas were not engaged in production and spent a lot of time honing their killing skills every day. Ninjas with university diplomas were rare. They generally graduated from ninja vocational and technical schools in six years. Junior college students will work as ninjas after graduation and spend their whole lives doing fighting and killing tasks. Occasionally, there will be one or two ninjas who like to read books, and the ones they read are H books.

Among the 80,000 ninjas, there is only one celebrity in the cultural world, Jiraiya, who wrote the H book; in the scientific world, there is only Orochimaru, who engages in evil human experiments; in the art world, there is only Deidara, the demolition maniac, and the perverted puppet master who uses corpses to make puppets. scorpion……

Those who make movies, develop X-ray machines, build buildings, study finance and issue banknotes, develop gourmet food and make ramen, develop appliances such as refrigerators and televisions, and open factories to produce daily necessities such as cup noodles are all ordinary people!

The educational level of ordinary people in the ninja world is actually not low at all. For example, how can a technician without a college degree or an industrial worker with a middle school or high school diploma be able to produce a refrigerator?

What are the academic qualifications of the eighty thousand ninjas?

Ninjas deal with the basic elements of water, fire, earth, thunder and wind all day long. No matter how fancy the seals are, they can't use the Ninjutsu - Refrigerator Manufacturing Technique, Ninjutsu - Movie Shooting Technique, let alone a refrigerator, for a Kage-level ninja to use. He couldn't even create a light bulb using ninjutsu.

If ninjas don't work as mercenaries to earn commissions, they can only work as bandits to plunder. Many survivors and rebel ninjas who destroyed ninja villages became bandits. From this point of view, what are the ninja class if they are not barbarians?

"You think those daimyo are idiots? At least they are idiots who have read poetry and books. The cultural education of the feudal nobles is not bad at all, but what about us ninjas? If we don't even read books well, I'm afraid we won't even be idiots. Qualifications."

Naruto sighed and said: "Our ninja class does not represent the advancement of the ninja world, because it is not advanced because of the big fists! In history, the barbarians with big fists thought they conquered civilized people by force, but they were subtly assimilated by civilized people. Is there still little time?”

Sasuke seems to understand a little bit why the five great ninja villages have overwhelming force but are still controlled by the ninja country. The five shadows must obey the order of the daimyo and lead the ninjas to sacrifice in succession under the direction of the daimyo.

Naruto continued: "There is a saying that 'If you fall behind, you will be beaten.' If it were us ninjas, it would be 'If you fall behind, you will be cheated.' Every time the shadows of each village question the war decisions of the daimyo, they probably have to ask That sentence: 'I don't have much education, don't lie to me! Is this war really necessary?', but it's a pity that I will be lied to every time. The daimyo can fabricate a hundred ninja countries that have irreconcilable conflicts. For the sake of the common people, For the sake of the village, the reason why the ninjas must risk their lives to deceive the shadows of each village into sacrificing their own ninjas."

Sasuke fell into reflection. He once thought that by killing the Five Shadows, overthrowing the five great ninja nations, and gathering the power of the ninja world to act arbitrarily, he could create his ideal world.

However, after listening to Naruto's words, he felt that his original idea was too naive. Even if he became the emperor of the ninja world with little education, he would still be deceived by his bureaucrats and become a foolish king. If he kills the bureaucrats ruthlessly, , will become a tyrant again. In the struggle with the bureaucracy, the harm will always be passed on, and the people will always suffer.

Without culture and only with force, nothing can be done correctly!

The two were chatting when they got tired from fighting over there. The daimyo of the Ninja Kingdom who were sitting on the beach and resting noticed them. One of them shouted arrogantly: "Hey, boys over there, are you ninjas? Come on! Come and help me, I order you to escort me back to the Daming Mansion of the Country of Fire!"

Naruto and Sasuke looked at each other and walked towards the daimyo sitting crookedly on the beach without saying a word.

"Everyone, in order for you to understand the situation and your own situation, and to save my precious time, I am sorry that I have to use a little bit of necessary violence."

Naruto explained slowly with a smile. As he spoke, he walked over, rounded his arms and slapped the Fire Country daimyo on the face. He was whipped around and fell to the ground hard. , half of his face was swollen.

"Asshole, do you know what you are doing?"

The other daimyo's eyes widened and he stood up and scolded him angrily. Without saying a word, Naruto kicked him in the stomach, causing him to bend over and fall to the ground with his butt stuck out, moaning.

"If you are smart enough, you should know what to do to avoid suffering, right?"

With two killed chickens, no matter how stupid the monkey is, he will understand what is going on. The other three daimyo quickly shut their mouths and squatted on the ground, blinking at Naruto with blank eyes.

"Very good, let's move on to the next step."

Naruto said unhurriedly: "Next, I will answer your three questions: where is this place, why are you brought here, and what will you experience."

These words spoke to the minds of several daimyo, and the two people who had been beaten stopped shouting and waited patiently for Naruto to explain.

"This is...let's call it Five Kingdoms Island."

Naruto paused and said: "This island is located in the center of the ocean 21,600 kilometers away from our ninja continent. It covers an area of ​​nearly 5,000 square kilometers. The island has a suitable natural environment, rich products, beautiful scenery, and large beasts. They have also been cleared by us.”

"Twenty thousand kilometers..."

The Daimyo of Earth Country seemed to still have some concept of distance and couldn't help but scream. Sasuke flew over and kicked him in the face, causing him to fall on his back.

Another unlucky person was beaten, and the famous people finally learned their lesson. They squatted on the ground and pretended to be quail, and no longer dared to talk nonsense.

"The reason I brought you here is very simple. I hope you can take a vacation here, get rid of the busy schedule of running the country, and enjoy the sun and beach. In order to protect your life, I have also specially built holiday villas all over the island. This island is very interesting. It has desert landforms, mountainous landforms, hilly landforms and jungle landforms. There is also a small archipelago nearby. The environment is very similar to your original vassal country, so you don’t have to worry about getting used to it."

Naruto's tone really sounded a bit like a tour guide recommending travel products.

"As for you, just live here comfortably and enjoy a leisurely and beautiful life. Your family is waiting for you in the vacation villa. There is enough food stored in the basement of the villa for you to eat for thirty years. Please rest peacefully and cultivate. "

After that, Naruto ignored the dumbfounded daimyo and boarded the plane parked on the sea with Sasuke and equipped with water skis. The plane started the jet engine and taxied to take off, disappearing into the sky with a roar.

This island is the daimyo's exile place that Naruto found via satellite. The island is located in the windless zone of the planet's equator. With the current sailing technology in the ninja world, it is difficult to reach it even if it takes a lifetime to sail.

In the ninja world, except for Naruto who has mastered the high-speed aircraft technology, even if other ninjas can fly, chakra cannot support it to fly such a distance, let alone find an island 20,000 kilometers away in the vast sea without satellite technology. , it is also difficult for the sensor ninja to do it.

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