Lord God Investigator

Chapter 597 I Am a Good Person

"By the way, President! You are so kind. I must report something to you. If I tell you too late, something may happen."

The secretary seemed to have thought of something and reported urgently: "Tang Xiaotian went to the streets to inquire and seemed to have heard some very bad rumors. It was said that the top management of Konoha Village wanted to ask several ninjas to commit seppuku to retain you."

"Apology of seppuku?" The fat businessman asked doubtfully: "What is seppuku? Why can an apology of seppuku be used to save my life?"

"Seppuku is a unique way of apology in the ninja world..."

"Hey, it's time to apologize again. Don't these people in the ninja world understand that apologies are useless and can't solve any problems! Can't they face the problem head-on, analyze the problem realistically, and think about it like we people in the Kingdom of Dragon do? Is there a way to solve the problem? Just apologize, apologize!"

The fat businessman said impatiently: "Even if they use the 'haram-kippuku' apology method, I still won't accept it."

"President, the seppuku apology method is different from the general apology method. It involves asking those ninjas to wear white clothes, take a dagger, kneel in front of you, cut open the abdomen, scatter the internal organs and intestines on the floor, and die miserably. on the spot."

"Oh my God, are all people in the ninja world crazy? This is too scary, too cruel, and too barbaric!"

"No! They seem to think that using this bloody method can express their determination to apologize and the courage to take responsibility."

"No, no, I can't bear to see such a scene. Those people are too pitiful. It's obviously none of their business, but they want to end their lives in such a painful way. They must be stopped."

"It's hard to handle, President. People in the ninja world are very stubborn and self-righteous. They just believe that this method is sincere and can make you change your mind."

"What a headache...So, if the problems of ninja people's aggressiveness and low intelligence are not solved, it is useless to invest in helping them revitalize the economy."

The fat businessman said angrily: "In the final analysis, it is an education issue. I heard that children in the ninja world drop out of school to become ninjas after graduating from elementary school. They have to do some tasks every day. They run around here and there without studying hard. They just fight and kill all day long. Aren't they just a bunch of hooligans? The population quality is so low, and most of them are primary school students. How can we carry out the "Four Modernizations" construction?"

"That's all." The fat businessman thought hard for a while, then shook his head and said: "We will leave tomorrow. We will use four gold bricks to hire those ninjas who will be forced to commit seppuku as bodyguards to escort us away. We have a mission, the village chief It won’t force them to commit suicide.”

"But, didn't they say that the ruins haven't been sorted yet? Ten trillion taels of gold are left in Konoha?"

"It doesn't matter. Let them sort it out slowly. We will take a boat to pick it up when it is sorted out. When they see our boat, even if we lend them some courage, they will not dare to swallow that batch of gold."

Naruto, who was hiding on the ceiling, eavesdropped on this conversation. Although he still had many questions and many things he didn't understand, he felt vaguely that the fat uncle who wanted to beat him up for the sake of those who wanted to commit seppuku really wasn't a bad guy. I really made a mistake once.

Naruto gritted his teeth, feeling extremely conflicted. He wanted to show up but was afraid of making a mistake again, which made matters worse.

While hesitating, Tang Xiaotian walked into the room and suddenly shouted: "Who is it!"

As soon as she finished speaking, she waved her hand and shot a shuriken at Naruto!

"Ninja Technique-Dream Tapir Shuriken!"

"Oops!"

Naruto exclaimed and tried his best to dodge. The shuriken flew past him, and the rotating cross sword suddenly emitted a harsh low sound. This low sound was as melodious as music. After hearing it, Naruto could only feel his head. Feeling dizzy, like listening to a lullaby.

This dream tapir shuriken move is Tang Xiaotian's original ninjutsu. It uses micro-engraving technology to carve fine lines and holes on the shuriken. After revealing the shuriken, the rapidly rotating shuriken drives the air to flow. Passing through fine lines and holes, infrasonic sounds of specific frequencies are emitted.

When throwing shuriken, a part of the genjutsu chakra is attached to create this hypnotic genjutsu shuriken ninjutsu.

Even if the shuriken misses the target, the sound waves it emits will confuse the target's mind.

The strength in his body disappeared in an instant. Naruto's feet gave way and he fell from his hiding place on the ceiling, smashing the roof and falling on the tatami of the dormitory room. He felt dizzy for a while, his limbs were sore, and he suddenly lost it. With no resistance, Tang Xiaotian put a kunai on his neck.

Tang Xiaotian had a cold face and said proudly: "Bold Konoha boy, I have formally made representations to the Hokage on behalf of Mr. Bradero, asking him to withdraw all surveillance ninjas. How dare you sneak in! Come, follow me to see the Hokage. , see what he says!”

Luo Feng and Ai Ou, who were having a fake conversation in the room, immediately pretended to be frightened. The two hugged each other and trembled in fear.

"Oh my God, it's that violent yellow-haired kid again!"

Luo Feng shrank, his fat body trembling, and shouted in fear: "You sneaked in in the middle of the night, do you want revenge? Do you want to kill me?"

"Boss, I will protect you even if I risk my life!"

Ai Ou resolutely stood in front of Luo Feng. He looked very scared, but gritted his teeth and said, "If you want to harm the boss, you have to step on my corpse!"

"Don't worry, my employer."

Tang Xiaotian also worked hard to improve his acting skills. His cold face was as cold as frost, and his beautiful voice contained murderous intent and determination: "As a ninja, I will never let the employer I protect be harmed at all. If the Konoha ninja wants to harm you, If the odds are against you, I will do my best to protect you and get out!"

After saying that, the cold and charming Oto-nin girl grabbed Naruto by the back collar and was about to drag him away and take him to see the Hokage for questioning.

"Please bean sack!"

Naruto finally woke up from his hypnosis, and he danced and shouted: "Don't send me to see the Hokage, listen to what I have to say, I'm not here for revenge!"

"It's useless to argue!" Tang Xiaotian snorted coldly: "If you have anything to say, let's wait until we see the Hokage!"

How could Naruto be willing to go see the Hokage? If he was really caught and went to see the Hokage, he wouldn't be able to explain it clearly even if he had a hundred mouths. Reflecting on the fact that he committed crimes despite being banned, beat up a foreign businessman and was dissatisfied, he sneaked in at night to seek revenge. Let alone becoming Hokage in the future, I am afraid that I will be nailed to Konoha's pillar of shame and become Konoha's shame.

He is not even a genin now, his strength is pitifully low, and he has no ability to resist being captured by the sound ninja.

Naruto is still just an eleven-year-old child, and being put in such a situation, he is frightened, scared, anxious and panicked. Recalling the suffering he has experienced these days, and thinking that once he is found guilty of assassination, he feels sad in his heart. He stood up, tears welling up in his eyes.

Tang Xiaotian's character design is that of a cool kunoichi. With the lessons learned from the Faerun mission, he will not be moved by the pitiful appearance of a child who is about to cry. He still drags the tearful Naruto towards the door of the dormitory with a straight face.

"Damn it, I don't want to see the Hokage! Let me go, you cold-faced flat-chested girl!"

Naruto wailed, and instead of crying like a normal child, he struggled desperately and used all his strength to get free.

"Hey, don't move, I'm going to stab you!"

Naruto struggled hard, and the tip of the kunai on his neck scratched the skin of his neck and bleeded. This made Tang Xiaotian a little worried. This naughty kid was the protagonist of the plot world. If he accidentally killed or injured him, , the Lord God’s alertness will soar.

Although the words were harsh, Tang Xiaotian still moved the kunai unconsciously to avoid hurting him.

Naruto seized this opportunity and bit Tang Xiaotian's arm that was holding the collar of his back, leaving a series of teeth marks on her white and tender arm.

Tang Xiaotian let go of his hand in pain and said angrily: "You are a dog, and you bite people!"

After breaking free from the control, Naruto did not flee, but rushed towards Luo Feng.

"Boss, be careful!"

Ai Ou opened his arms to stop him, but Naruto crawled under his crotch and jumped straight onto Luo Feng.

"Yaoshou, the ninja bites!"

Luo Feng danced and wailed, pretending to be in a panic as if he had been attacked by a vicious dog.

Naruto didn't bite him, he stretched out his arms and hugged Luo Feng's big fat legs, holding on tightly and not letting go.

"Uncle Fatty, you must listen to me and don't drive me away! Otherwise, you won't let go even if you beat me to death!"

Naruto's eyes were shining brightly, with tears still welling up in his eyes, but his face showed an extremely determined look, just like a small beast that had pounced on its prey for the first time.

Not to mention, reflected in the dim light of the dormitory, there was a hint of sincere emotion in his clear eyes that could shock people's hearts.

Luo Feng stopped struggling in panic, calmed down, stretched out his hand to touch his yellow hair, and said with a smile: "Son, the society is very sinister. You, a fool like you who hug others and don't let go, only treat good people." It’s effective, but if you were a bad person, you would suffer a big loss.”

Naruto didn't understand what Luo Feng was saying, but he just used all his strength to hug his big fat legs, which made the fat on his legs dent.

"Okay, I won't chase you away, I'll just listen to what you want to say."

Patting Naruto on the head, Luo Feng said with a smile: "Let go, it's hurting me. Who said I'm a good person?"

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