Chapter 127 Joining the Equipment Department

In front of the above ground part of the Equipment Department.

Lu Mingfei was a little surprised.

He found it by following the electronic map sent to him by the former researcher who was transferred to be a pilot, and he also asked Norma to help him with voice navigation.

Logically speaking, he couldn't make a mistake, but was this shabby and weird building in front of him really the Equipment Department?

In front of him was a small western-style building with pale walls and a red roof. On the eaves were hung various mystical items - crosses, crosses with images of Jesus, wooden fish, tarot cards, hexagrams, Bagua mirrors and even Garlic and plasticized pasta.

Heck, the latter two do match up well. Lu Mingfei complained in his heart.

This place doesn't look like a place for scientific research. Instead, it looks like an "exchange room for a hodgepodge of world theologies."

After confirming with Norma that he was on the right track, Lu Mingfei walked to the door of the small foreign building and was about to knock on the door, but the door opened by itself.

The house was empty, without any home decoration, except for an elevator with an open door and a screen next to it that said "Please come in."

Lu Mingfei walked into the elevator confused. Immediately, the elevator descended rapidly. It did not display the floor, but how many meters underground it was. The numbers changed rapidly. If this was an old-fashioned mechanical counter, sparks would probably have burst out.

In the end, the number stayed at "-113m". The elevator stopped and opened the door, revealing a metal corridor full of technology, with soft lighting like sunlight.

Lu Mingfei walked out of the elevator and heard a voice from somewhere: "Correct code!"

At the same time, dozens of firearms with different shapes protruded from the surrounding corners, most of which were game or special photography shapes, such as the scaled-down MMI-M633 beam assault gun, which is the Gundam "Zaku Warrior" weapon. There are also Konga's "Pegasus Crossbow" and "Sublimated Pegasus Crossbow", the "Victory Hypa Gun" used by Ultraman Tiga's Victory Team, and even Dante's "Ebony Wood and White Ivory"...

Lu Mingfei was very calm when the gun was pointed at him. Before he came, the pilot had already told him about the "physical examination" process. In addition, the guns were filled with anesthesia called "Frigga Bullets". Bullets will not hurt anyone. People who enter here without the "Equipment Collection Voucher" officially issued by the college will be anesthetized and thrown out if they cannot answer the password.

"Equipment Collection Vouchers" are support materials issued by the academy to students who are about to perform difficult missions. You can come to the Equipment Department to receive the corresponding level of weapons. Lu Mingfei will not have them if he does not perform missions. Fortunately, the pilot told him this long ago. Secret code - It is said to be a secret code, but the format is a question and answer. If you answer three questions correctly, you will pass.

"What is dry juice?"

"The Prince of Tennis made all kinds of drinks made by Sadaharu."

"What is the name of the sister of the protagonist Kinji Toyama in "Aria of Scarlet Bullet"?"

"Don't try to trick me. Toyama Kinji only has one brother. His brother's name is Kana when he is dressed as a woman. His real name is Toyama Kinichi!" Lu Mingfei said confidently.

"Do you like Lolita with white silk stockings or Royal Sister with black silk stockings?" The unknown voice suddenly rose in pitch.

Lu Mingfei answered without hesitation: "As a qualified two-dimensional person, no matter if you are a lolita or a royal lady, white silk stockings or black stockings, we must treat them equally! But if I have to choose, I want the white silk silk silk lady! "

Festive music sounded from all directions, and the sound of suona was loud.

The hidden door on the wall opened, and a dozen researchers in white coats behind applauded.

The leading researcher, who had a big beard and a round white hat, enthusiastically stepped forward to hold Lu Mingfei's hand: "Very good, you have proven yourself! Welcome to visit the Equipment Department. Our full name is 'Alchemy and Science' Institute of Engineering Applications', I am Akadullah Ahmed Mohammad Farooq, the director here.”

Lu Mingfei shook hands with Director Akadulla, and then the director let go of Lu Mingfei's hand: "Although your fraternity is worthy of appreciation, as you grow older, you will understand that Sister Yu is the best. Lolita is just the illusory longing of ignorant teenagers."

"I am the deputy director Karl," another person came to shake hands with Lu Mingfei. He looked elegant and elegant, wearing rimless glasses, and his face was not very happy. He said seriously, "I can't agree with your point of view. Only Loli She is the only one who has a high level of competition! Sister Yu and everything else are evil!"

"Asshole! Karl, is your love for two-dimensional girls so narrow? You can't even tolerate big breasts and long legs!" Director Akadulla shouted dissatisfied.

"My heart is delicate and small, and can only accommodate petite lolita." Deputy Director Karl pushed up his glasses.

"Asshole! Let me expand your heart!" Director Akadulla rushed over, "Fathers of the Royal Sisters, come with me!"

"Brothers who like loli, now is the time for us to prove ourselves!" Carl raised his arms and shouted.

The two groups struggled together.

Lu Mingfei was covered in cold sweat and backed into the corner with a face on his face. He said to himself, "I know that mixed races are prone to mental illness, but the current situation looks more like a mixed race in a mental illness."

To his relief, there was another person present who did not participate in the melee, but hid in the corner like him.

"Very childish, right?" The man hiding next to Lu Mingfei sneered, "A group of adults over forty years old are here arguing over their favorite paper figures, and even going to war. It's really embarrassing."

Lu Mingfei nodded in agreement: "Fortunately, we two brothers are sober."

"That's right," the man nodded in agreement and said enthusiastically, "What's so good about women? It's obvious that the transvestite is the best in the world!"

Lu Mingfei rushed towards the elevator - he couldn't stay in this damn place.

…

Equipment Department, inside the underground base.

"Ahem, I just made you laugh." Director Akadulla smiled sheepishly at Lu Mingfei. He still had a large bruise on his left eye, which was just hit by Deputy Director Carl's head.

"It's okay, it's okay, I understand," Lu Mingfei's mouth twitched twice, "After all, faith is sacred and cannot be profaned."

"That's right, that's right." Deputy Director Karl nodded from the side, the lens of his right eye was half broken.

"Let me introduce you to the basic situation of the Equipment Department." Director Akadulla said.

Lu Mingfei nodded.

"Our equipment department is currently divided into two major factions..."

Director Akadulla's words were so shocking that Lu Mingfei couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, thinking to himself, could this be the level of simplicity of scientific researchers? Even the internal factional struggles can be put on the surface.

But unexpectedly, Director Acadura continued: "There are the Royal Sisters faction headed by me, and the Lolita faction headed by that bastard Karl, and there are also some different ones such as the Shota faction, the fake girl faction, and the Lolita faction. It has become a popular heresy that our Royal Sisters sect is subdivided into gentle series, queen series, iceberg series, wife series, etc., and their Loli sect is divided into healing series, sister series, legal loli series, natural series and so on."

"We are studying whether to kick out the members of the legal lolita department. After all, whether legal lolita are considered lolita or not is still up for debate." Karl continued.

Lu Mingfei blinked.

who I am? where am I? What are they talking about?

…

Equipment Department underground base, computer hall.

Many researchers are here to model their own research projects to facilitate calculation and simulation.

"Do you want to join the Equipment Department?" Director Akadulla rubbed his chin, "I recognize your knowledge and purity in the two-dimensional dimension, but our Equipment Department only accepts outstanding alchemy or scientific research talents, not As a student, unless you can prove your ability, I can hire you with exception."

"This is a program I designed myself in my spare time. It can hack into most regular networks." Lu Mingfei took out a USB flash drive.

Because he wanted to apply to join Norma's maintenance department, Lu Mingfei was ready to show off his computer skills. He made this program himself under Tony's guidance. Later, it was improved by Tony and he said he could hack into the computer system. It is a relatively modest statement for most conventional networks. In theory, protection below the level of artificial intelligence is useless in the face of this program.

But on the other hand, it has no effect on artificial intelligence.

"Let me verify it." Director Akadulla took Lu Mingfei's USB flash drive and inserted it into the computer.

After a moment, Director Akadulla looked at Lu Mingfei with some amazement: "Your program can even hack into the control system of a US military fighter jet."

"The director has given me an award...wait a minute," Lu Mingfei suddenly reacted, "Are you hacking a US military fighter jet? Why are you hacking it?"

"There aren't enough fighter jets for experiments recently," Director Akadulla shrugged. "Norma won't help us, saying it's a violation, so we have to rely on ourselves. Your program was really timely!"

Lu Mingfei was silent.

If I remember correctly, your last researcher was forced to become a pilot because he hacked a US military fighter jet for experiments, right?

"Congratulations," Director Akadulla enthusiastically took Lu Mingfei's hand, "Now you are a member of the Equipment Department, and we will all be colleagues from now on."

Lu Mingfei:...

I seemed to see the life of a helicopter pilot beckoning to me.

ps: The second chapter is still being written, 嘤嘤嘤~