Return of the War God

Chapter 2086: Brother Xiaosa

He had heard this sudden sound before when he got the key to the tomb of the god!

When everyone present saw this shocking vision and the solemn figure of the treasure, they couldn't help but have the urge to worship, and almost knelt down on the spot!

Uh-huh!

But in the next moment, all the visions disappeared!

The holy brilliance, the ancient voice, the vast fluctuations, and the majestic vitality are disappearing every day!

Bang!

There was a crisp collision sound, and in everyone's eyes, they saw the white coffin rolling down into the void and hitting the ground. The coffin boards were smashed to the ground, which looked a little funny!

The next moment, a voice sounded from inside the coffin!

"Oh, let me go! I killed my brother! Damn it! My brother is actually lying in the coffin? Unlucky! So unlucky!"

The sudden sound was sharp, but it felt mean in everyone's ears!

Immediately afterwards, the white coffin roared again, and immediately in the stunned eyes of everyone, a short figure suddenly sat up from it!

The moment he saw this figure, Ye Wuque's eyes were stunned and he couldn't help but said, "What is this?"

I saw that the half-sitting body was in the shape of a human. It was dark, as if covered with mud, and had arms. A pair of bright eyes could be seen on a small head, and the head was a mess. I don't know if it's hair or something, but there are many beards hanging down from the Tianling Cap, covering his face. Fast updates and no ads.

The humanoid creature that was half sitting up was also stunned at this moment. Its bright little eyes glanced around with a sense of confusion. Immediately, there was a vague and chaotic meaning in the little eyes, but gradually became clear, and finally became clearer. It's so bright!

It subconsciously stretched out its two small hands and first touched itself, and then pinched its face. Its bright eyes were immediately replaced by a touch of ecstasy!

With a flick of the brush, a dark figure jumped out from the coffin and jumped onto the altar!

However, under the stunned eyes of everyone, this humanoid creature actually put its hands on its hips, raised its face slightly, its bright little eyes were full of pride and surprise, and laughed wildly!

"Hahahahahaha... Good people don't live long! Harmful things will last for thousands of years! I'm alive again! I can enjoy this wonderful world again! Hahahahaha..."

But soon there was a hint of sadness and loneliness in its small eyes. It put its left hand on its chest and stopped laughing wildly. Its whole person suddenly became lonely!

Just when everyone thought it finally became a little bit normal, they heard it speak again!

"O beauties of all heavens and realms! When I am no longer here, are you all missing my peerless grace?"

"Pearl of all races! Hundreds of beauties! Peerless beauty! In the days without brother, are your lives as lonely as an avalanche?"

"Alas! It's my fault! I shouldn't have left you without saying goodbye. I should have given you an explanation! After all, how could you live without my love and nourishment? After all, I am unique in all the worlds... …The Saint of Love…”

The foot-long humanoid creature spoke and danced, with an extremely intoxicated expression and an extremely proud tone. That mean look made everyone present feel as if ten thousand alpacas were running past!

Even Ye Wuque was speechless and confused at the moment!

How could this happen?

How could something of such high quality emerge from that coffin?

The humanoid creature was still expressing deep emotions on the altar, and even shed tears of emotion when it spoke, but the words coming out of its mouth were so arrogant that no one could match it!

And without pausing, it’s like chanting sutras for a full quarter of an hour without repeating anything!

The blast caused everyone to almost have a nervous breakdown, their eyes were dull, and they just wanted to die!

Even Gu Kongmie looked livid at the moment, and his aura seemed to be violent!

Finally, Ye Wuque couldn't bear it anymore!

He strode forward and banged his head directly on the humanoid creature!

"You are talking nonsense! Shut up!"

But what surprised Ye Wuque was that he missed the mark this time, and the humanoid creature disappeared from the place as if teleporting and appeared in the void!

"You actually want to hit me on the head? That's so bold! Hey? He's still a pretty boy from the human race! What I hate the most is the pretty boy from the human race... Huh? Why do I hate the pretty boy from the human race so much?"

"I slept for too long, my memory is blurred! I can't remember many things!"

The humanoid creature had its hands on its hips, and its little face was full of tangles. It seemed that it really had lost a lot of memories, but then its bright little eyes stared at Ye Wuque fiercely, with a mean look on its face!

The corners of Ye Wuque's mouth twitched!

This bitch actually called him a pretty boy!

"Why are you sleeping in this coffin? Who put you here?"

Ye Wuque twitched the corners of his mouth, then looked at the humanoid creature with his bright eyes like daggers, and asked like this.

"What does it have to do with you? I just love to sleep! You don't accept it! I'm telling you, you little pretty face from the human race, you're finished! I'm going to take you..."

Just when the one-foot-long guy was saying harsh words, his gaze suddenly trembled as he stared at Ye Wuque, as if he felt something!

"No! How could this happen? Why do I feel that this human pretty boy looks familiar? As if I know him?"

The muttering voice of the humanoid creature did not escape Ye Wuque's ears, but it shocked him!

Ye Wuque also remembered that he had such a feeling when facing the coffin before, so he went forward to touch it, and finally caused this guy to jump out of the coffin!

"My dear brother, the reason why you can wake up from the coffin is because Brother Ye touched this coffin just now."

At this time, Gu Kongmie also spoke.

"Did this human pretty boy let me out?"

The humanoid creature looked puzzled, and then stared at Ye Wuque with suspicion. His mind was already a mess, but he couldn't remember anything, but the familiarity with Ye Wuque was still surging!

"What the hell! Who is this human pretty boy?"

Ye Wuque was also staring at the humanoid creature here, and the two of them stared at each other like a turtle against a mung bean!

"Who are you?"

Ye Wuque found out for the first time that he had a bad temper, but he still held back his anger and spoke like this.

When the humanoid creature heard Ye Wuque asking who he was, he stopped struggling instantly!

It first stroked the beard on its head with its right hand, then put its hands on its waist, and said proudly with an extremely careless and cheap look: "You ask who I am? Hahahaha...little white face! I'll give you three breaths to prepare! Listen carefully! I am a peerless lover who is famous in the heavens and the worlds, driving thousands of girls crazy and countless beauties expressing their love!"

"You can call me...Brother Xiaosha!"

The humanoid creature was so coquettish that he boasted and was extremely cheap!

As soon as these words came out!

Everyone felt as if they were struck by lightning!

Gu Kongmie's right hand trembled slightly, and the Haotian Mirror almost fell to the ground without being held firmly.

Ye Wuque's eyelids were twitching wildly, and he finally couldn't bear it anymore and bounced his head directly over!

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