Chapter 156 Two Idiots
Three people and one pig hurriedly returned to their small courtyard. They looked at the time and saw that it was already after two o'clock (actually three or four o'clock in the morning). Zuo Qianhu had not returned yet.
It’s really exciting tonight! They have experienced several worlds, most of which are soy sauce, supporting, and shouting 666 to their teammates.
When I have nothing to do, I just plug in my phone and play "Lord God Contest". It's rare to have such an opportunity to pretend to fight back in person.
"Let's have some sour plum soup!" Wang Jinjue took a kettle and said to Zhang Zichen.
Zhang Zichen saw that he didn't dislike it, so he took a plastic bottle of [Kang Shuaifu Sour Plum Soup] and poured him a pot of it.
Wang Jinjue finished the drink in one breath, and then said: "It's great! It's so good! Your sour plum soup is still iced! It's just that Kang Shuaifu's bottle doesn't work well, why don't you change it to a gourd!"
"The gourd is very expensive, it costs 5,000 points. And mine is not cheap, it only costs 500 points." Zhang Zichen took a sip of the sour plum soup, then saw the boy and the pig and said, "Would you like to drink it? The sour plum soup is very delicious."
I don't drink? Will he be beaten?
If I drink it, will I be cursed?
These thoughts flashed through young Ah Huang. He pretended to be happy and said, "Really, that's great!"
Wang Jinjue took a tea bowl from the table and poured him a bowl.
Ah Huang took it, took a sip, and his eyes lit up.
Sour, sweet and refreshing!
It tastes really good.
He took a few sips and then gave the sour plum soup to the pig next to him.
This was a black domestic pig. It drank the sour plum soup with a groan, which made Wang Jinjue and Zhang Zichen wonder.
"Is this pig your mount?" Wang Jinjue said.
The sweet and sour drink just now made young Ah Huang think that maybe this person was not a bad person. After all, a bad person could not give him such a delicious drink.
He said: "This is not a mount, this is a brother."
"Brothers?" Wang Jinjue and Zhang Zichen felt incredible. A man and a pig could be brothers?
"Brother Zhu is the fragrant pig of the palace. He eats herbs, Ganoderma lucidum, refined grains, and meat. In the palace, we servants don't eat and drink as well as Brother Zhu. If we say we are brothers, I am the one who has the upper hand." The young man said seriously. He was talking about what he thought was common sense.
"Fragrant pig?"
"Head boy?"
Wang Jinjue and Zhang Zichen asked.
"The fragrant pig is a pig raised by the palace itself. When it grows up, it is used to entertain the distinguished guests of the palace. And I am the servant of the palace."
"I get up to work at dawn every day, go to bed very late at night, eat one meal a day, and get beaten if I don't finish my work."
"I've tried my best to work, but I still can't finish it."
"Manager Zhu has killed several of them, and it will be my turn soon."
"I'm trying my best to survive, but I feel like I'm going to die."
"I didn't want to die, so I had no choice but to follow Brother Pig and escape."
"!!!" Wang Jinjue and Zhang Zichen looked at the scars on the young man's face, which were left by the whip. They were really shocked when they heard the young man's words, "I'm trying my best to live, but I feel like I'm about to die." Shocking.
"The palace is very powerful. There are many monsters and demons inside. Let's escape from Luoyang City, right?" Finally, the young man Ah Huang said.
"escape?"
"ridiculous!"
"What does the palace have to fear?"
"Our captain is even scarier!"
Thinking of his own captain, and that punch in the spring breeze, Zhang Zichen sneered and said, "You can just feel at ease here. Don't worry, when our captain comes back, the palace will look good."
"Sleep, sleep! Don't worry, after tomorrow, you don't have to worry about the palace anymore!" Wang Jinjue comforted the young man A Huang.
There are many vacant rooms in the small courtyard, and young men A Huang and Heizhu sleep next to Wang Jinjue and Zhang Zichen.
Listening to the snoring coming from next door, the young man Ah Huang whispered to the black pig: "These two people can still sleep! Brother Pig, what do you think of these two people?"
"A capable idiot!" Black Pig said in a low voice. He spoke clearly, and his mind suddenly became clear, not as muddled as before.
No wonder the young man was able to escape from the palace. This black pig has become a spirit.
"Then let's leave quickly and escape from Luoyang." The young man Ah Huang grew up in the palace and knew the terror of the palace.
"Difficult! There is a man standing guard in the yard outside. It is easy for us to alert him." Black Pig sensed that there was a puppet standing at the door of the two people in the yard outside, standing guard for them all night.
"What should we do?"
"Just wait and see what happens. In this world, these two idiots are still alive and kicking. There must be someone behind them. Let's wait and see who they call the captain. If it doesn't work, we'll find another chance to escape tomorrow!" Black Pig said.
The young man Ah Huang thought for a while. Now it was all in vain. With so many Iron Ox Guards dead in Luoyang Palace, there would be a massive manhunt. It would be better to hide first and then make plans.
"Okay, let's rest first. Only after you have rested can you make any plans."
"Of course."
Wang Jinjue and Zhang Zichen didn't know that they were defined as idiots, so they slept until noon and didn't get up until three o'clock in the morning.
After getting up, the two of them skillfully took out the unlimited (one ton) hotpot buffet from their backpacks and started a simple brunch.
This self-service (one ton) hot pot is produced in the rotating trade area of Zhushen Space. It has two basin-sized pot bases.
The bottom of the pot can be automatically refilled, each one is one ton. There are two types, one is a clear soup hot pot, and the other is a spicy Sichuan-style hot pot, and there are 18 side dishes of your choice, each of which has a ton.
Add the dipping sauce and it only costs 98 points, which is a conscience product and a hit product in the wheel trade area.
Some people still buy one and eat it occasionally even if they don’t need to eat at four or five stars.
After all, eating hot pot is still very happy.
The two cooked the hot pot. These two pots do not need fuel and will heat up by themselves.
Soon, the aroma spread in the courtyard.
"It's time to eat~ Are you hungry? Don't know your name yet?" Zhang Zichen said to Ah Huang who heard the noise and stuck his head out of the house.
"My name is Ah Huang."
"Don't stand there! Come and eat!" Zhang Zichen called.
The young Ah Huang came with the black pig. He looked at the rich hot pot and was also confused.
These two people slept until noon and got up to eat a big meal. No wonder they were rated as straw bags by Brother Pig.
There is no sense of danger at all!
Maybe the people from Luo Wangfu are searching the whole city, maybe the Iron Ox Guards will break into the courtyard and shoot them.
"This is tripe, this is fat beef, and this is yellow throat. Don't be polite! Can you eat spicy food? If not, eat clear soup pot." Wang Jinjue handed a pair of chopsticks to the young man Ah Huang and said enthusiastically.
The young man Ah Huang had never eaten hot pot. He watched the two people eat it, picked up a piece of meat from the pot, and put it in the sesame sauce dipping dish.
One bite, it was really full of fragrance.
Combined with Zhang Zichen's sour plum soup, a bite of meat and a bite of sour plum soup, it was really happy like a god!
This man and a demon don't know the height of the world, and actually called others a straw bag! (My last pseudonym is called I don't like eating hot pot.)