Chapter 319: The Land of Thousand Lakes and the Art of Farting

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North of the oak forest, near the Mark of the Dead.

Matthew meets Eli.

There is a very beautiful girl beside him.

The girl's appearance is very outstanding, her pupils are golden, her facial curves have an exotic air, and her temperament is also different from the native women of Irondor. She is quiet and well-behaved with a hint of wild and unrestrained atmosphere.

The two sides met each other.

Matthew noticed that the relationship between the two seemed a bit awkward.

The girl turned her head when she saw Matthew.

Her attention seemed to be focused more on the protective umbrella outside the Mark of the Dead.

Only Eli was beaming.

He came up and grabbed Matthew's hand:

"Finally we meet again, Matthew!"

Matthew returned the smile with an equally enthusiastic smile.

The two chatted for a while.

Matthew glanced at the girl next to him and smiled teasingly:

"Okay! We're engaged now. This girl is quite beautiful."

Unexpectedly, Eli hurriedly shook his head and said:

"She is not my fiancée."

Matthew was slightly startled.

He opened the invitation and found that one of the engaged parties was named Eli, and the other was a woman named Xue Ji.

"Then who is she?"

Matthew looked curious.

Eli said with some embarrassment:

"Her name is Xueyin, she is a demon sorcerer."

"I have nothing to do with her at this time."

"But soon she will be my daughter."

"Because Ms. Xue Ji, who is about to be engaged to me, is her mother..."

Before Matthew could react from this complicated relationship.

The girl next to her, Xue Yin, completely exploded:

"You can't marry my mother!"

"I won't be your daughter either!"

"Stop dreaming!"

Her face was red and she looked furious.

Eli seemed very calm.

He patted Matthew on the shoulder very maturely:

"There is no way, the child needs time to adapt."

Hearing this, Yukine burst out again——

She was so angry that she trembled all over and unexpectedly threw a huge fireball at her!

"You are the child!"

"You are the one who needs to adapt!"

Matthew easily erased the fireball with a spell to offset it.

He also saw it.

Although Yukine looked grumpy, he had no intention of hurting anyone - the fireball technique released by the opponent moved very slowly, obviously leaving enough room for escape for the two of them.

"So what's going on?"

Matthew pointed at Xueyin and asked:

"Why did she come here with you?"

Eli spread his hands:

"That's a long story."

Matthew smiled:

"Let's talk as we walk."

With that said, he planned to lead the two of them into the woods.

However, the girl named Xueyin had a very stubborn temper. She stood coldly next to the Mark of the Dead:

"You guys go in."

"Do not bother me!"

Then Matthew and Eli really ignored her and walked into the oak forest arm in arm.

The angry girl stamped her feet again at this scene.

At this time, she recalled what her mother had told her, and tears of grievance kept pouring out of her eyes, but she still stamped her feet and followed in the direction of Matthew and the two.

Unexpectedly, she was stopped just after taking a few steps.

That is the child of the forest.

"You have the aura of the devil about you, and you are not welcome in this forest."

The attitude of the children of the forest was very cold.

Xueyin said angrily:

"That man just invited me in!"

"Isn't he your master?"

The son of the forest nodded:

"But you have missed the invitation. Unless the master invites you again, please wait outside the woods."

Xueyin was so angry that she gritted her teeth:

"What if I have to force my way in?"

The son of the forest smiled softly:

"I think the cemetery down there will be happy to hear that."

Xueyin's face was filled with uncertainty.

At this time, a sexy black peacock passed by her leisurely:

"Hey, pretty lady, would you like to spend the rest of your life with me?"

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"After the collapse of the Hill Dream, the Earth Society was severely traumatized. The Underground Temple could hardly maintain normal operations. Even if the two Archdruids rearranged a life barrier, many lost things could not be recovered. Therefore, The influence of nature's will on Cross City is fading fast. You may not understand what this means, but for the druid colony, we have suffered a fatal blow."

“Without a natural dream to rely on, everything we do will be ineffective.”

"Coupled with repeated heavy losses, the Earth Society finally decided to reduce its sphere of influence and even began to consider the possibility of moving its headquarters out of Cross City."

Although Eli is a bit emotionally unrestrained, he is still very calm-minded.

He recounted what happened after the two separated:

"In this case, I was ordered by the Great Elder to go to the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes in the North to seek help."

"You know the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes, right? It's a gathering place for demonic sorcerers. They call it Elsidu - in the devil language, Elsidu means tears of hope."

"Many years ago, Essidu was still a territory ruled by the great demon lord Fernans. Because it was located on the border, even the forces of the Seven Saints Alliance had not covered that northwest land."

"Fernandez was very cruel. He left many bloodlines in Isidu, and most of these bloodlines did not agree with what Fernandez did. They finally united together to overthrow Fernandez. ’s rule and banished it back to the abyss.”

"Afterwards, the blood descendants of Fernans established a force in Essidu. In recent years, this force has been transformed into the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes and officially became a country."

"The blood descendants of Fernans are all born demon sorcerers, so Isidu and the country of Thousand Lakes are also called the country of sorcerers."

"Because they are far away and independent, they have not entered the mainstream society's vision. I am afraid that the Seven Saints Alliance's understanding of them is only superficial."

"In the process of fighting against Fernandez, the Earth Society exerted a lot of strength, so a lot of friendship was formed between the two parties."

"The leader of Essidu once promised that whenever the Earth Alliance is in trouble, the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes will definitely help."

"However, the last time Cross City was attacked, the troops from the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes did not show up, which made many druids feel chilled."

"Although I was ordered to ask for help, I still had the intention to question him."

"The straight-line distance from the Watcher Highlands to the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes in the North is more than five thousand miles. Normal walking would require crossing the Yunshang Plateau and Helen Mountains, but fortunately we have a road that can traverse these two areas. Through the secret passage of the land, I successfully arrived at the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes and met with Ms. Xue Ji, Queen of Essidu.”

"I have to admit, she is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life."

"She makes me feel as gentle and considerate as a mother!"

Matthew couldn't help but scratch his hair:

"I seem to have heard this before..."

Eli didn’t take it seriously:

"After meeting Xue Ji, she entertained me grandly and expressed her apology to me. It turned out that it was not that they were unwilling to help, but that the country of Thousand Lakes also encountered an emergency."

"They discovered that a new wasteland has appeared on the plane border in the far west. In order to deal with the plane border issues, the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes has dispatched almost all the warlocks, so naturally there is no ability to assist Cross City."

"When I went over there, things there had just ended. Xue Ji was very concerned about the situation in Cross City. She asked me to bring a lot of supplies back..."

"Xue Ji is such a kind-hearted lady. It's a pity that her husband died early and she had to stay alone in the boudoir for many years, which made her life a bit difficult."

Hear this.

Matthew couldn't stand it anymore.

He couldn't help but make insinuating remarks:

"You should know the warlock's style, right?"

Eli nodded:

"Of course I know. Warlocks are not good people. Most warlocks are dissolute and unscrupulous people!"

Matthew breathed a sigh of relief.

The next second.

But I heard Eli tilt his head and say:

"But Xue Ji...she is different."

"She is a very dignified lady. I have never seen a woman who is as beautiful and wise as she is, mature and pure."

"She...is perfect!"

Matthew pulled a handful of hair hard, and after confirming that Eli was not affected by any spells such as feeblemindedness, he secretly made up his mind——

In the future, we must develop a spell to awaken the dog-licking or love brain!

It’s called the Great Awakening Technique!

"So, you met a very outstanding woman, she is the leader of the demon warlocks, and she has a daughter..."

Matthew tried to summarize the main points.

However, Eli quickly interrupted:

"It's three!"

"She has three daughters!"

"Yukine is the oldest one."

"If we get married successfully, I will also be able to have three daughters. This is really a wonderful experience!"

"You know, you are as good as Matthew and you don't have a daughter yet!"

Matthew couldn't remember how many times he took out a handkerchief from his pocket to wipe his sweat.

He could only pretend to be calm and asked:

"So you are in love?"

Eli shook his head:

"I also wanted to tell you that's how things went, but that's not the case."

"My marriage to Xue Ji was based on political considerations."

"After learning about the situation of the Earth Society, Xue Ji very sincerely invited the Earth Society to settle in the newly emerged border wasteland. You know, it is a new land that is coveted by many people."

"If the Earth Society can really take root in the border wasteland, then we will soon be able to cultivate a new soul of nature and a new natural dreamland. This will be a timely help to the current Earth Society."

"But the border wasteland is close to the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes, and some demon warlocks are not willing to give this territory to us. Therefore, the Earth Association and the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes must have closer ties."

"I happen to be one of the candidates for the next generation of tiger-headed druids appointed by the great elder and recognized by two legends. I have passed the trial of the Glacier Evil Dragon before, and I have a high probability of becoming a member of the reorganized Earth Society. long."

"So if we get married, Xue Ji will have reason to rule out all opinions and hand over the border wasteland to the Earth Association and the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes for joint development."

"I brought this news back to Cross City, and the Great Elder asked for my opinion. For the sake of the Order, of course I am obligated."

"In the end, both parties hit it off, and my marriage to Xue Ji was decided."

"Currently, some members of the Earth Society have gone to the Thousand Lakes Kingdom through that secret passage."

"The Great Elder has also officially notified the Seven Saints Alliance that Cross City will be completely handed over to the Alliance for trusteeship. The druids of the Earth Society will gradually withdraw from this place, and we will go to the northwest to find a new home."

"It's far away, but at least it's no longer in ruins."

"For me personally, this is actually very embarrassing. We made Cross City like this, but in the end we chose to pat our butts and leave."

"But for the Earth Society, this is also a helpless move. We can't do better..."

After listening, Matthew fell into deep thought.

He asked cautiously:

"So the marriage plan was proposed by the other party?"

Elai nodded.

Matthew asked again:

"He chose you on the spot, without considering anyone else?"

Eli coughed:

"Ms. Xue Ji said she likes honest people like me."

Matthew touched his nose:

"Is that so?"

"I roughly understand, it's really a pleasant surprise."

Eli rubbed his hands:

"Yeah, I didn't expect to get married so soon!"

"Although it's a political marriage, I'm still quite excited to think about becoming Ms. Xue Ji's husband and the father of three girls."

"You must come on the engagement day, Matthew!"

Matthew smiled calmly:

"Of course I will go."

"Don't worry."

Eli immediately showed a happy smile.

Matthew pointed to the northwest of the oak forest and said:

"Go over there, and you will soon find an acquaintance in a small tree house."

"I think he will be happy to listen to your engagement story."

"I will go to entertain Miss Xueyin. After all, she is your future daughter, so we can't neglect her too much."

Eli said overjoyed:

"Acquaintance?"

"Are you talking about Boss Luolan?"

"He is here too? Then I have to go to see him!"

He ran quickly in the direction Matthew pointed.

He rushed out just a dozen steps.

But Eli turned around and asked:

"By the way, I almost forgot to ask."

"How is Queen House now?"

"Recently, more and more Giza people are wandering around Cross City. Although they are not making trouble, they should all be looking for their queen..."

Queen House?

Matthew reacted in his brain for a while before he remembered that Eli was talking about the Giza queen who was thrown into the Blackthorn Mountain Prison by him!

Gan!

He had completely forgotten it.

I don't know how many extra points I have to pay for the extra time...

But I can't blame Matthew.

He has met too many queens these days, and it's normal to forget things occasionally.

"Next time I go to Mount Blackthorn, I'll find Hera to find out the situation."

Thinking so.

Matthew went straight to the north of the oak forest.

Eli also disappeared in the forest on the snow.

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North of the oak forest.

Matthew found Xue Yin plucking peacock feathers again.

The latter saw Matthew.

He threw the half-bald black peacock on the snow.

The black peacock cried:

"Matthew!"

"She insulted me!"

Matthew knew his character, so he gave him a secondary treatment to comfort him, and then sent him away.

"Although that guy is outspoken, he shouldn't be tortured like this, right?"

Matthew said lightly.

Xue Yin snorted coldly:

"If it was in Ai Sidu, he would have become a meal on the plate now."

"I didn't do this because I gave you face."

She said, her face relaxed:

"Let's not talk about this."

"I know you, Matthew, the tree planting wizard, you are very capable."

"I won't say any more hypocritical words."

"I hope you can stop that stupid tiger from marrying my mother!"

"If you can do this, then I can give you everything you want!"

Matthew asked with interest:

"For example?"

Xue Yin snapped her fingers.

The next second.

The clothes on her body disappeared.

These clothes expanded violently in the air, and immediately formed a huge tent, wrapping the two of them in it.

The girl's white feet stepped on the snow, making sparse sounds.

She pretended to be calm and looked at Matthew:

"Like this."

But Matthew's answer made her blush:

"That's it?"

Yukina's voice became a little trembling:

"Do you dislike me?"

Matthew said calmly:

"Don't get me wrong, I'm a necromancer."

"I've seen many bodies, living, dead, excellent, average, your body is no different from most."

"Even if it's made into a zombie, it may not be stronger than others."

Yukina's face suddenly showed an expression of shame and indignation.

Her body trembled slightly, and a strong magical power was gathering.

But Matthew was not panicked.

He stared at Yukina's eyes, and with the help of the temperance field, his eyes did not contain any impurities.

This made Yukina even more confused.

Only Matthew himself knew that he actually lied--

Yukina had a very good figure.

The most important thing was that her waist was very thin.

Although it was not a fruit.

But her slender waist still brings out the curves with great visual impact.

The reason why Matthew deliberately suppressed her.

On the one hand, it was to completely take the initiative in the conversation.

On the other hand, it was also to vent Eli's anger.

Matthew admitted that Eli was a little bit in love.

But he was not a stupid tiger!

Half a minute later.

Xue Yin put on her clothes silently, and her eyes regained calmness:

"It doesn't matter if you don't like me."

"I still have sisters."

"I still have my mother."

"They are better looking and better looking than me, I believe you will like them."

"As long as you can stop Eli and my mother's wedding, I can help you get all of them, including myself."

Matthew asked calmly:

"Why are you doing this?"

Xue Yin said coldly:

"You don't need to know the reason."

"I know you must have a way to stop Eli, because he always mentioned you along the way."

"You have a special place in his heart, so I believe you can convince him not to marry my mother."

"In fact, I hope that the person who is engaged to my mother is you, not that stupid tiger."

Matthew smiled and shook his head:

"I am not a member of the Earth Society."

"If you like me so much, why don't you apply directly to the Seven Saints Alliance?"

Xue Yin's face changed.

Then, she said stiffly:

"What does this have to do with the alliance?"

"Besides, the Seven Saints Alliance is so high and mighty that it doesn't care what happens in the borderland."

"And you are too narcissistic, aren't you? I don't like you at all!"

"I just think that if it were you, the ending might be better..."

At the last sentence.

Xue Yin's voice was almost inaudible.

Matthew's eyes narrowed.

After listening to Eli's narration, he felt that there was a big problem with this hasty marriage.

The performance of the girl Xue Yin further confirmed Matthew's thoughts.

"Is there a problem with that border wasteland?"

Matthew asked suddenly.

Xue Yin's body trembled slightly, but she shook her head calmly on the surface:

"I don't know anything."

"I can't say anything."

"I just want to tell you that if you let that stupid tiger marry my mother, you may lose a friend forever."

She looked up at Matthew.

Her eyes were very sincere.

Matthew suddenly asked:

"Does your mother often beat you?"

Xue Yin was surprised:

"How can you... not happen!"

She subconsciously covered her arms.

However, all this could not escape Matthew's balanced perception.

He felt from the elemental level that Xue Yin's body was full of healed scars.

Every time the girl mentioned her mother's name.

The flow of elements near the brain showed her inner fear.

The queen of the Thousand Lakes.

The demon warlock of Ai Sidu.

Matthew already had some guesses in his mind.

He chose to believe Xue Yin.

But how to stop Eli, this is probably another big question.

"Or, go and invite Samantha back?"

"Or let Qiu Ka go again?"

Just as Matthew was thinking hard.

Two big men came together in the snow forest.

Matthew looked closely.

It was Eli and the refreshed Roland!

"What are you doing...?"

Matthew was a little confused.

"Oh, isn't Eli getting engaged? This is a great thing. As his boss, I must go to the scene and arrange it myself!"

Lorraine winked at Matthew with a smile on her face.

Matthew was relieved immediately.

He really didn't trust others to do this.

Only Roland seemed reliable.

Matthew thought about it and whispered in Roland's ear:

"Don't make him too sad."

Lorraine glared at him:

"What do you think of me?"

"I have turned over a new leaf now."

"And I already have a girlfriend!"

Girlfriend?

Matthew recalled:

"Is it the girl named Rosie?"

Lorraine nodded affirmatively.

Matthew was surprised:

"Does she know that she is your girlfriend?"

Lorraine said honestly:

"I haven't informed her yet."

Matthew shrugged and was speechless.

Eli, who was standing next to him, was intrigued:

"Does Boss Luo Lan have a girlfriend? How far has the relationship progressed?"

"How does she look? According to the scoring method you taught me last time, how many points can she get?"

Luolan made a casual gesture:

"It's still 0 points for now."

Eli and Matthew both looked surprised.

Luolan immediately explained:

"I have a new understanding of life recently, so I changed the scoring rules for women."

"Now I only have two options: 0 points and 100 points."

"Those who have slept with each other get 100 points; all others get 0 points, no exceptions."

Xue Yin immediately showed a disgusted expression.

Matthew couldn't help rolling his eyes.

Only Eli asked thoughtfully:

"What about the scoring rules for the opposite sex other than humans?"

Luolan couldn't help but be stunned for a moment.

And then he sighed:

"You are worthy of being the pride of the Druid Cult..."

"You also need to score points for the beast, huh?"

Eli defended subconsciously:

"It doesn't have to be a beast..."

The words fell.

The other three were completely silent.

Eli and Xueyin didn't stay here for too long. After sending the invitation letter, they headed to the next location without stopping.

When leaving, Xueyin was still hinting at Matthew with her eyes.

Unfortunately Matthew turned a blind eye.

Anyway, with Lorraine following, Eli will definitely not be harmed.

As for what the hell the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes wants to do.

That's just a matter of making a report.

The place was too far for Matthew, and for Eli's sake he was willing to appear at the engagement ceremony.

Let’s talk about the rest.

Matthew looked at the invitation.

The engagement time is in March of the following year.

This time is very strange.

For Rolling Stone Town, March is the season when the ice and snow begin to disappear and the spring breeze fills the ground.

But for the north where the Kingdom of Thousand Lakes is located.

It's still freezing and snowy at this time of year.

Engagement under these circumstances?

How many people will be in attendance at the Druid Order?

Do they all take secret passages?

How many casualties will this great migration of the Earth Society cause?

These all have to be marked with a big question mark.

But now that the Earth Association has made such a decision.

Matthew believes that Silver Wolf Casal and Earth Voice Han Miaoqin have carefully considered their plans.

He didn't bother to get more involved.

afternoon.

Matthew was looking through a non-compulsory spell book.

I accidentally found a very interesting little spell.

The name of this spell is fart spell.

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"Fart Technique: You can make a sound that is exactly the same as fart in the target area. The sound of fart can be single or continuous.

When you master this spell perfectly, you can completely cover up the mana fluctuations caused by this spell, thereby achieving a more hidden effect. "

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It just looks like a prank spell.

But according to the book Matthew had in hand.

Farting is actually a very powerful psychological suggestion spell.

It does not directly break a mage's concentration.

But it may cause the mage to fail when singing magic——

Research shows that when continuous fart sounds are heard, 90% of mages will be disturbed by the fart sound, and then resonate with it, causing them to fart too.

in this case.

The chanted spell is very likely to be interrupted.

According to the description of the inventor of this spell.

Farting is a mage's magical skill in civil war.

The price of this spell is also high in knowledge points, but the purchase records are very few.

It shows that most people think this stuff is deceptive.

But Matthew didn't think so.

Anyway, he also has additional trial and error costs.

So I bought this spell to learn.

Don't tell me yet.

There is quite a threshold for learning the fart technique.

At least Matthew spent an entire afternoon not mastering it.

We can only continue tomorrow.

at dusk.

Matthew stood at the entrance to the cemetery admiring the snowy scene at sunset.

At this moment.

Suddenly he felt something in his heart——

That's the direction of the World Tree!

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"Tip: Under the influence of the Heart of the World Tree, a "Starry Sky Cabin" was born on top of your World Tree crown.

Starry Sky Cabin (Epic Building): You can observe the movements of the stars through this cabin;

A few microscopic or small astral creatures will also be attracted to the hut and come to you.

Warning: An astral creature broke into the starry sky cabin uninvited!

That's an "astral bubble"! "

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