The Autobiography I Wrote Cannot Be a Tragedy

Chapter 444 Loophole

The next day, Xiaoyu came to school as usual.

Ignoring the noisy children around her, she sat down on her seat and held her chin in her hands for a while. She didn't know what she was thinking, but she was very absorbed in her thoughts.

Then she fumbled in her small schoolbag and pulled out a stack of information.

"Super Frequency Scripture"...

"Is yesterday... really an illusion..."

She frowned, and her mind kept thinking about the strange feeling of falling from a height yesterday.

The sudden feeling of weightlessness made me so nervous and frightened that my pupils contracted. However, suddenly, time seemed to move at a snail's pace, and the floating tracks of everything in the world, even tiny dust particles, were clearly visible.

That moment was so long.

So much so that in addition to instinctively adjusting her landing position, she even had time to take in everything in the study...

I originally thought it was an hallucination due to stress, but the more I looked back and thought about it, the more I felt that it was not normal. The memory is still very clear to this day.

She couldn't help but recall what her uncle had said before.

[Although you, Sister Weiwei, are a master of Anjin, you have only scratched the surface of my "Superclocking Manual".

This peerless magical skill focuses on the internal rather than the external, and focuses on the mind rather than the gravity!

Xiaoyu, you have to remember, a real master relies on his brain when fighting...]

"Could it be that... I have also gained a little bit of training?"

Xiao Yu felt her head was buzzing, a little surprised, but also a little unbelievable.

I just practiced it out of pure curiosity, but I didn’t expect that I could really feel it after practicing it...

Besides, doesn’t the secret book say that “extreme sports” such as bungee jumping are also needed as external assistance?

Does falling off a chair count as jumping?

Xiaoyu felt a little excited, but soon became frustrated again.

Because like Yan Weiwei, the feeling comes and goes quickly. Afterwards, I want to do it all over again, but I can never find that feeling again.

After all, Yan Weiwei has gained something, and has broken through a small realm with a brief moment of "unity between man and nature".

Xiaoyu, who had only learned some simple self-defense skills, had lost his "overclocking experience card" in vain.

At least...that's what she thinks.

So the question is, how do you really develop this ability?

Is it possible to dance again?

"But even if you practice, it still feels useless?" Xiaoyu held her chin.

Before, I just thought about practicing. I never thought about what I could actually achieve, let alone what use it would be after practicing...

emm... Uncle and Sister Weiwei seem to use it to fight...

But with my small body and strength and physique, what's the use of just thinking fast?

When encountering a ruthless gangster like Yuan Li, there is still nothing he can do to help.

"boom!"

At this moment, a little fat man limped to the side, put down the heavy schoolbag on his back, stuffed his plump body into his seat, and lay on the desk with his head drooped, looking listless. look.

Xiao Yu turned her head and looked at the sixty-plus kilogram figure in front of her who was clearly ahead of her peers, and couldn't help but touch her chin.

The little fat man seemed to be aware of it and turned his head, just in time to see Xiao Yu's somewhat malicious gaze, and immediately shrank his neck.

"Xiaoyu, what's the matter? Is something wrong?"

"Well... forget it, it's nothing."

After thinking about it, Xiaoyu gave up the idea of ​​catching a tool man to use as a sandbag for the experiment.

There's no point in kicking Qingsong's little classmate... bullying a bunch of naughty kids...

"Xiao Yu, um... if you're okay, can you tell me about this topic..."

The little fat man took out a set of crumpled test papers and put them in front of Xiao Yu with some embarrassment.

"Huh? Lecture topic?" Xiaoyu looked at the little fat man in front of him strangely.

"Student Wang Zikai, I have the impression that you have never been so proactive in studying. And at this time, you shouldn't be reading the questions, but reading the comics, right?"

When the little fat man heard this, his head suddenly drooped.

"Alas! It's hard to explain. My mother confiscated all the comic books. Not only did she make me do questions every day for the past two days, but she also made me fail to pass the top three in the final exam. Even my usual pocket money was stopped. I was forced to go to jail. …”

Xiaoyu's expression suddenly became even weirder.

Although the little fat guy is not usually at the bottom of his grades, he is basically at a mid-range level. This time he is going to be in the top three...

Are you sure your parents are not deliberately looking for reasons to deduct your pocket money?

The little fat man, who had no idea he was being tricked, was still sighing.

"Even the game console I just got was confiscated. I wanted to go on a hunger strike yesterday, but my butt was almost swollen from being beaten, and I missed one meal...

It wasn't like this before. When I cried, everything was settled... Xiaoyu, do you think they don't love me anymore?

They always said before that they wanted to have a second child, couldn't they really mean it?

You said my big size is well maintained, why do I have to open a small one..."

Xiao Yu was speechless.

"That shouldn't be the case. Have you made them angry by causing trouble recently?"

"No, they've been quarreling a lot lately, so I've been very honest lately."

"Fighting? Hmm... If you feel that they have been suddenly harsh on you recently, but it is not your own problem, then the problem should be their own.

Has anything happened to your family recently? "

"Well... my dad's business seems to be not doing well lately. Anyway, when he comes home every day, his face doesn't look very good...

The day before yesterday, there were a few people in uniform who came to our house to measure this and that with rulers, and they didn’t know what they were doing..." the little fat man recalled.

"Uh...that should be it."

Xiaoyu glanced at the ignorant little fat man with some sympathy, and then lovingly and carefully explained to him the content that was not on the test paper, making the little fat man nod his head repeatedly.

"Xiao Yu, you are really amazing. You can understand such difficult Mathematical Olympiad questions at a glance. If only I were as smart as you, then nothing would trouble me..."

The little fat man looked envious and adoring.

However, these words made Xiao Yu slightly stunned, and suddenly he became enlightened.

That's right, fighting has never been my strong point.

Besides, the uncle and Sister Weiwei are already so powerful. Even if I am a proficient person with my small body, if I encounter danger, it will be the icing on the cake at best.

My sister often teaches me to use your strengths and avoid weaknesses and give full play to your strengths.

But the premise is that you have to find a way to master the "mantra" that is sometimes ineffective...

Bungee jumping? But it seems that you can’t play this due to age restrictions?

Xiaoyu held her chin and looked out the window...

at dusk.

Two young female teachers with red armbands on their arms are on patrol.

"Hey! Teacher Fang, Chaoge released a new song some time ago. Have you listened to it?"

"Of course! I am a die-hard fan of Chaoge, and I bought an album right away!

Especially the song "Light Chaser", it's so good, I've been playing the song on repeat these days. "

"Me too, I love it so much! If it weren't for the final exams and I'm so busy, I would definitely go to the concert.

By the way, Teacher Fang, I heard that you have an autograph of Chaoge in your hand. Is it true? "

"You already know this, do dogs have good noses?"

"Ah! I'm so envious!"

"No way, I spent a lot of money for this signature..."

When Teacher Fang said this, he gritted his teeth for some reason.

The two of them walked around the classrooms while chatting. After confirming that there were no stranded students, they were about to go home from get off work.

But when passing by the school woods...

"Bang!" "Woo~"

"Huh? What's the sound?"

The two of them looked at a patch of grass in the distance.

There seemed to be rustling sounds coming from inside...

"Just now...it seemed like something fell from the tree?"

"Could it be a squirrel or something?"

"Bang!" "Hiss~" "It hurts..."

Just when the two were confused, the sound sounded again, this time they heard it more clearly, and it seemed to be mixed with a strange hissing sound...

In the quiet campus, it sounded a little scary.

"Little... little squirrel doesn't sound like this, does it?" Teacher Fang couldn't help but take a step back.

"Maybe it's a snake..." Another teacher lowered his voice.

"No...it can't be right?"

"Haha! Look how scared you are. How could there be a snake in broad daylight? Teacher Fang, you are too timid."

"Really, don't scare me on purpose. I just watched a horror movie with my boyfriend yesterday..."

"Okay, okay, let's go over and take a look!"

"Hey, wait for me..."

The two of them cautiously and slowly approached the place where the noise came from, and then poked their heads out from behind a big tree...

"Huh? There's nothing there?" Teacher Fang looked around.

"It must have been scared away. It must be a small animal or something." Another female teacher said in a relaxed tone.

"Huh~ It seems that it is."

But Teacher Fang just breathed a sigh of relief...

"Shua~" She felt a strong wind coming from the back of her head!

However, it seemed like something fell from above the head, but after a while, no sound of landing was heard...

At this moment, another female teacher who was traveling with her was facing her, her mouth gradually opened wide, and she seemed to be looking at... behind her with a look of horror on her face...

In the flash of lightning, the only thing left in my mind was the scene in the horror movie last night, where the "unspeakable thing" appeared behind the protagonist and stared at them with pale eyes...

Suddenly, my hair stood on end!

"Ah~"

1103.

"What? Did the teacher complain?"

Meng Lang looked stunned.

"No way, Xiaoyu is a well-behaved and sensible person in elementary school. How could it be possible for him to be complained by the teacher?"

"Yeah! I don't believe it either!" Yan Weiwei nodded.

"I heard that the teacher almost fainted with fright. There were two witnesses. Do you think this can be true?"

Lin Haitang also looked at Xiao Yu, who was looking aside with a slumped head and brain, somewhat speechlessly.

"Fortunately, you're fine. Look at how you fell and your legs are all blue..." Lin Haitang felt a little distressed, but had to keep a straight face.

"Tell me, if you don't go home after school, why are you climbing a tree?"

Light rain? Climb a tree?

Meng Lang looked confused. How could these two words be put together?

Shouldn't that be Meng Qingqing's personal hobby?

Xiaoyu lowered her head and twirled her fingers.

"Well... I saw a poor kitten unable to get down from the tree, so I wanted to go up and rescue it, but unexpectedly it fell down...

In fact, I observed in advance that the soil on the ground is very soft and the height is not high, so even if it falls, it will be fine..."

"Is that the point? Saving the cat? How many times can you fall out of a tree saving a cat?

How many cats need your perseverance to save them? Lin Haitang rolled his eyes.

"Uh...actually I want to go up the tree and dig out bird eggs..."

The three people looked at Xiaoyu expressionlessly.

Xiaoyu shrank her neck guiltily, and seeing that she couldn't hide it, she had no choice but to tell the truth.

And after she told the whole story again...

"What?!"

Yan Weiwei's eyes widened.

"You said you realized the 'unity of man and nature'?!"

"Uh... I don't know if it counts, but it feels amazing..."

"How is this possible!" Yan Weiwei looked in disbelief.

The state of "harmony between man and nature", even once, is a legendary "epiphany" that can only be encountered but cannot be sought!

I have a secret book, but I have only entered it once by chance. I have been going out for "extreme sports" a lot recently, but I have never been able to experience it a second time.

Even a martial arts genius like myself cannot get in. Fan Shigang has been practicing for so long, but he has not even touched the threshold...

Now you tell me, a seven-year-old girl who has never practiced martial arts only read that secret book for a few days, and then she became one with nature and man?

Are you kidding me? !

"Look, I knew you didn't believe it, so I wanted to practice it first before telling you..." Xiaoyu Baozi's face shrank, a little aggrieved.

Seeing this, Yan Weiwei quickly explained.

"No, no, I'm not suspecting you of lying, Xiaoyu, it's just...it's just that this is too unbelievable."

She turned to look at Meng Lang.

"Let me ask you, is your 'classic' serious? Are you sure there aren't any children who have practiced hidden settings like getting twice the result with half the effort?"

Meng Lang immediately rolled his eyes.

Whether this 'sutra' is serious or not, you still have to ask yourself?

If you have such a weird setting, it’s your fault!

But... he seems to have found the "third person" mentioned in the book...

But it was clear that last time he had to cooperate with the "Overclocking Potion" to master the skills, but now Xiaoyu has completed the "first experience" directly through the "Overclocking Manual"...

It should be said that he is worthy of being one of the chief editors. This "Superclocking Manual" is simply tailor-made for Xiaoyu, and the fit is perfect?

Meng Lang had a strange feeling that he had found an "exclusive skill book" for a legendary NPC...

Seeing that Meng Lang remained silent, Xiao Yu suddenly became anxious.

"Uncle, you have to believe me. I really didn't lie. I was at school and I succeeded again!

Even...even if this thing works sometimes it doesn't work, and I can't prove it! "

"Well... when the teacher contacted me, he said that when Xiaoyu fell, he was like a cat, making no sound when he landed. That's why I was shocked..."

Lin Haitang looked a little strange.

"Well……"

Yan Weiwei Orz directly.

So, Xiaoyu, the "personal disciple", has already experienced it for the second time?

This leaves her, the nominal "master", where can she place her self-esteem?

By this time, Meng Lang was basically sure that what Xiao Yu said was true, but he thought about it and said it anyway.

"Actually, it's not difficult to prove..."

"Ah? How to prove it?" Yan Weiwei recovered from the blow and asked.

Meng Lang looked at Xiao Yu.

"You said that the first time was in my study, and the memory was particularly vivid... Then let me ask you, what is the title of the fourth book in the second row on my bookshelf?"

Xiaoyu said without hesitation, "It's "The Prisoner of Food"!"

"Where's the sixth book in the third row?"

"It's Human Anatomy!"

"Well……"

The three of them stared at each other.

"Xiaoyu...are you right?" Lin Haitang asked Meng Lang hesitantly.

"This..." Meng Lang was embarrassed.

I just made a random question, who would actually remember such a thing...it's not like writing a novel!

But when I overclock, I don’t seem to have this kind of “photographic memory” ability?

Could it be Xiaoyu's "talent"?

Meng Lang was a little upset.

It seems that even if they use the same skill, the IQ gap between the two parties still exists.

The actual effect of the "Brain Overclocking" skill varies from person to person, and must be linked to the "Intelligence" attribute...

As for Xiao Yu...it's obvious that her main bonus is intelligence.

After a while, several people came to Meng Lang's study, and sure enough they saw the fourth book in the second row...

"The Prisoner of Food"!

There is also the sixth book in the third row - "Human Anatomy"!

"This..." Even if everyone couldn't believe it, they could only stare at each other in confusion in front of the ironclad facts.

"See, I just said it!" Xiaoyu was a little proud.

"Don't mention two books, I remember all the books... Huh? Uncle, is there one missing here?"

"Um?"

"One is called "Braveheart". It was obviously the seventh book in the third row yesterday."

rash:"……"

I originally thought that my "skill of confusing people with fish" was impeccable.

Now it seems... there is still a loophole!

But it’s not just that I’m keeping secrets. I really didn’t expect that besides myself, there would be someone else in this world besides me...

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