Chapter 603 Remember to Call My Name

Bad news: The whole kitchen is full of idiots. They forgot to cover the oil pan, didn't cover the pot, used the fire blanket incorrectly, and sprayed the fire extinguisher eight times. They almost stepped on all the fire mines. If they made one less mistake, the fire would not have started.

Good news: There were fully armed firefighters across the road, and there was a fire truck nearby.

The result of such a coincidence was that passers-by were confused: "I have traveled to a different world? How can the police be so fast!"

No man can refuse to watch the operation of large machinery, so a large number of passers-by with cigarettes in their hands quickly gathered here.

Ji Ming naturally squatted among them, watching the fire truck not far away spraying fire extinguishing agent at the open window, quickly controlling the fire that was trying to spread.

When the firefighters finally stopped spraying and prepared to observe the internal situation, he heard a whimper behind him.

"What's wrong?"

He hurriedly approached Bai Yesheng's mouth, but heard four very vague words.

"Twitched... twice..."

"... Oh, I hope I can understand pharmacology next time."

It was almost noon, and Bai Yesheng's life-sustaining drugs had run out, so he needed to go to a nearby ambulance for resupply.

"I understand, the maintenance table, I saw that you were a humanoid Gundam."

As her wish elf, Ji Ming had to hurry to fulfill her eighth wish - to dress up as a JK in the style of a two-thorn monkey.

Eh?

Wait a minute, I remember that Yangyue has already produced it, even the belly-revealing gauze version, didn't she wear it there?

Ji Ming suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart, and after taking the clothes from the bodyguard, he quickly took a look at the size.

Yes, this number is too generous for the skinny Bai Yesheng, but for...

"No, no! I refuse. I admit that I am not good-looking, but this is too cruel!"

"Sorry, Mr. Ji Ming, Miss Bai can't do it anymore in her current physical condition, so she specifically asked you to do it."

Although Ji Ming firmly and clearly opposed it, he finally chose to compromise and changed into the sailor suit in a mixed style.

"How about it, is it okay?"

As a result, Bai Yesheng, who was ready, said with a gasp, "Haha, like a big boy without black stockings."

"I'm angry!"

But Master Bai would never let him go like this, and immediately began to retreat.

"Dad, I want to see the whole thing."

"It's no use calling me grandpa."

"The little skirt is beautiful, I picked it."

"That means your taste needs to be improved."

"Show it to me secretly, I'm dying."

"People's lives are bound to have regrets."

"One look!"

"No!"

Seeing that Ji Ming refused to give in, Bai Yesheng, who had no energy to negotiate with him, could only give up.

But.

"You are bad, I want to change my wish!"

"Whatever, I have the right to refuse anyway."

Although she didn't say anything else, seeing her dim eyes moving around, Ji Ming knew that she must be holding back bad water.

...

Oh, forget it, next one!

"Ha, confess in public?"

Ji Ming was a little embarrassed, but in the end he couldn't help but laugh at her "You are more or less a little depressed", just said caringly.

"No problem, I'll write the love letter for you. Are you going to express your love for Mother Earth or Motherland?"

"You!"

"Why are you angry? Why, you still want to write it yourself in this situation?"

"No, you!"

"???"

Ji Ming was about to scold, but the bodyguard beside him had already handed him an envelope. He glanced at the cover. Damn, it was actually prepared in advance?

He opened the envelope and unfolded the letter paper, and snorted coldly.

"It's printed, huh, don't underestimate my intelligence network. It was AI that wrote it for you, right? You... Shit!"

After reading this not-too-long love letter very responsibly and carefully, Ji Ming's face turned green.

"Oh my God, what kind of mental state are you in... Are you... Are you normal? I think you are not normal! You..."

Ji Ming can't be blamed for blushing, because with Bai Yesheng's physical condition that makes it difficult for him to hum twice, this wish also requires him to do it for him.

In other words, he had to read out this abstract love letter to himself in public to fulfill Bai Yesheng's ninth wish.

And it was already afternoon, and there were more pedestrians on the road. Some contestants who got off work early were even preparing to go home.

After all, he was too thin-skinned, and Ji Ming was a little embarrassed.

"I think..."

Unfortunately, the wheel of fate has its own way, and this time it's his turn to be decisive.

"No!"

Well, if you can't escape the first day of the month, you can't escape the fifteenth day, isn't it embarrassing? Do it!

Pushing Bai Yesheng to the small green belt in the center of the pedestrian street intersection, he raised his arms and began to tour the scene.

"OK brothers! All eyes on me! Look at me, look at me! I'm announcing something!"

This place is already out of the CBD, and occasionally there will be many wandering artists or live broadcasters going crazy here, so no one takes it too seriously.

And this person's face is good-looking, but plagiarizing the old man's early bad work with the smell of old people is too low, it's better to bite a lighter!

It was not until Ji Ming cleared his throat, put in 1,000% of his enthusiasm and professionalism, walked in front of Bai Yesheng, and used a voice at the level of a broadcaster.

"Dear cosmic handsome guy Ji Ming, I really like you, mua!"

This really shocked everyone, and some more sensitive people took out their mobile phones immediately.

"Hurry up, hurry up, maybe we really met a big one."

But up to this point, there are still strong traces of plagiarism, and it is not considered an old artist with both virtue and art, and it is not a good job.

However, when a person is about to die, his words are also smelly. As a suicide note like the cuckoo crying blood in the dance of the aurora, this letter may be an ordinary thing!

So after an emotional outburst like a gavel, it was followed by an incredible sentence.

"On this ordinary night that may be monitored by aliens, I am staying in my interstellar observatory, oh, actually it is my balcony, using my cosmic super~~~ invincible love letter pen, I wrote this love letter that can cross light years for you!"

Passerby: What did I hear?

"First, let me tell you a secret. Ever since you appeared in my world, my life navigation device has completely failed! Because it has been madly pointing to Ji Ming! Your smile is like the bombed home planet of the Trisolarans. Every time I see it, I have to close my eyes quickly to avoid being blinded!"

Passerby: Wait, isn't this grammar a bit advanced? ? ?

"You know? Sometimes I imagine if you are a superhero from a parallel universe, who came here specifically to save me, a small transparent person on Earth, because every time I think of you, I feel like I've been hit by a "gravitational wave", my whole body is numb, my heartbeat speeds up, as if I'm about to fly out of the earth and settle in your Dyson sphere!"

Passerby: How do these words form a sentence? ? ?

"Ji Ming, your existence is like the attraction of a black hole to the surrounding matter, which makes me unable to extricate myself! I once silently calculated the happiness index of being with you in my heart, and found that its value has exceeded the boundary of the universe and cannot be described by any numerical unit. Even the devils would call it an expert!"

"But I have to remind you, although I am an earthling, I am a cosmic foodie. If you dare not let me eat all the delicacies in the galaxy, I will attack you with the Chibaku Tensei, and then deprive you of your human rights in the Xinghai Yiyantang, can you, and open your phone every night to record a can and send it to Pili Pili."

"Finally, what I want to say is, Ji Ming, are you willing to be my interstellar partner and explore the love universe with me? ? Even if there are threats from Cybertron, the evil gods of the subspace, or even the evil Belia ahead, as long as we hold hands, I believe that we will be able to cross the devil's footprints and find our own rainbow sea! "

"Okay, let's stop writing this cosmic love letter. I hope that when you receive it, you can feel the cosmic love that I, an earthling, have for you. "

"I will always love you, although it is a bit abstract but absolutely sincere, Bai Yesheng!"

"Note: First of all, I am not Nantong, secondly, I am not Nantong, then I am not Nantong... Finally, I am not Nantong, not Nantong, end!"

Without changing a word or dropping a sound, Ji Ming, who stretched to a new height, read the entire love letter completely, and then... Then he pushed Bai Yesheng away from the scene at the speed of light.

But they left, but the scene was still quiet, as quiet as death, because even the security guards who came to maintain order were stunned in place, only knowing to hold their mobile phones to record.

No mistakes in one song, one post, one content, one 6, one 9, one book, one bar, one look!

It wasn't until someone clapped their hands that everyone woke up from their dream and gave thunderous applause to this great exploration of proving the upper limit of human shame.

I don't understand.

I don't understand.

But just looking at this face, this guy is definitely a super ruthless character!

He'll have it in his life!

At the same time, the super ruthless character ran away in a hurry.

"Ah, I think I'm going to die before you!"

Ji Ming ran for hundreds of meters before stopping, while Bai Yesheng, who was sitting in front, kept grinning.

"Huh... Okay, no more nonsense, last wish!"

Like the first wish, Bai Yesheng's last wish was also simple, that is, to die decently.

"How about it, is it decent enough now?"

Bai Yesheng glanced at him, but couldn't help but grinning twice.

"Ah!"

Pushing her to a bench, Ji Ming sat down tiredly.

Although the sun was scorching, it was rare to feel cool under the shade of the trees here.

But fearing that Bai Yesheng couldn't stand the cool breeze from time to time, Ji Ming covered her with the little skirt.

"I feel like a father taking care of a child... OK, do you have anything else to say to me?"

Bai Yesheng finally laughed enough and tilted his head.

"Yes, as your father, I have to consider your happiness in the second half of your life."

Ji Ming was stunned for a moment, and wiped the saliva from her mouth with paper before answering.

"Oh, then I am really touched, you are paralyzed in the lower body and you are considering my happiness?"

Who knew Bai Yesheng was serious.

"Don't make a fuss! Let me analyze the girl next to you, listen carefully!"

Ignoring the sarcasm in his words, he spoke word by word.

"First of all, Fia, who committed the sin of Khorne, is rich and powerful, the top little rich woman in Yangyue, and has a good reputation, but unfortunately, she is unlucky and has almost gone crazy."

"At present, her situation is the queen, and the lower limit is Cixi. In this life, I can't touch Yekaterina's skirt.

"Then Adele, who committed the crime of gangster, is good, has a strong ability to learn, and really likes you. Unfortunately, she is too smart, so smart to a bit scary."

"Although it is like this style, Wangfu can keep you in your life and eat soft rice with peace of mind, but your temperament will definitely be held by her, not good!"

"Next is Ellino, who has committed dirt. She has no defects in her personality and resume, but to be honest, she has nothing to do except her head."

"Let's say that, if it wasn't for your godfather, her best ending was to catch a golden turtle, so she couldn't support you, it's not good!"

"I remember there seemed to have a half of the horses like you, alas, color! I think of this, even if you can use this big tank on the waist, it's not good!"

Talking, Bai Yesheng's speech was getting faster and faster, and the words were a lot clear, and even a little light in his eyes.

But Ji Ming knew that this was not that she was getting better, but that she was about to swallow and entered the final return stage.

"Huh, why is it a bit hot, don't be stunned, help me take this skirt away!"

Wiping the fine sweat from her forehead with paper, Ji Ming did not do it, but then asked.

"So this is not good, that's not good, then I would like to ask Living Dad, who do you think is good?"

"I……"

Bai Ye Sheng smiled twice.

"I just help you analyze. Who should I choose in the future? In case you like to be controlled by a woman, be a bright little husband?"

Ji Ming was unable to vomit, entered a state of rotten state, and even "um" obediently.

"Is there any more? I remember you have a chance to make a wish."

Bai Ye Sheng thought for a moment, and suddenly smiled weirdly, signaled that Jiming was approaching.

"Then you remember, no matter who you chose in the end, you must remember to call my name so that I have a sense of participation!"

Ji Mingren was stunned, but he still hesitated.

"Let me, rest assured, I will ... uh, call your name!"

Who knew Bai Yesheng whispered in doubt.

"Who asked you to call my name, I want her to call me!"

"? ??"

Ji Ming's expression is unprecedentedly wonderful. For a while, he even forgot to scold this kind of bull -headed behavior and aggressive.

"But, but ... she doesn't necessarily know you!"

"It doesn't matter, you let her shout, just be part of your husband and wife."

For fear of not being scared, Ji Ming, she grinned.

"If you don't feel enough, you can put my photos on the bedside!"