Chapter 1313 Hello Everyone, I Am Chu Kuang
Amidst the laughter at the scene, Ling Kong paused every word: "I want you to scold me!"
The scene was stagnant.
The live broadcast room was also confused.
Everyone even wondered if they heard it wrong.
scold you?
Chu Kuang asked you to write a question!
You let Chu Kuang scold you?
What kind of topic is this!
Song Fang couldn't even understand Ling Kong's brain circuit. Could it be that Ling Kong was completely crazy? This mentality was not as good as his own.
It was the writer who ranked No. 1 in Blue Star who spoke:
"Ling Kong's meaning should be to ask Mr. Chu Kuang to write an article to scold him. This question is really tricky. He used his body as a bait to ask Chu Kuang to use his pen as a knife. He must kill people without seeing blood."
"That's right."
Ling Kong raised his head and stared coldly at the back on the stage: "Aren't you literati the best at playing with words, why don't you show me your level of cursing."
"Volley."
It was still Blue Star's number one writer who spoke, and the old man was a little earnest at the moment: "Have you ever seen Mr. Chu Kuang's Water Margin?"
Ling Kong said: "I have seen it."
The old man said: "Then you should know that in "Water Margin", there is a section about Yang Zhi selling knives. This hero said that his precious knife cuts iron like mud, blows hair and cuts hair, and kills without blood. Zhi accidentally hacked to death, and before he died, he said two words..."
Ling Kong: "Good knife."
Before he died, the rascal confirmed that the treasured sword passed down by Yang Zhi's ancestors really killed people without blood, because his blood did not stain the blade at all, he had witnessed this with his life.
"I also want to see and see today."
Ling Kong stared at Chu Kuang, insisting that he scold him with articles.
Only then did Song Fang suddenly realize the trickiness of Ling Kong's question.
No wonder the writer said that Ling Kong used his body as a bait. If Chu Kuang used the most beautiful words in his provocative writing to scold Ling Kong to the point of blood without dirty words, then Chu Kuang would naturally win.
But if Chu Kuang is just swearing vulgarly...
That Chu Kuang is not so tall, and today's people are no longer perfect.
only……
Too hard...
What if...
What if he could do it...
wrong!
He definitely can't do it!
Such a short time!
There is no time to think!
While Song Fang was thinking, someone found that the text on the big screen had been updated. This is a brand new document!
within the document.
first row.
Chu Kuang typed four characters:
Diary of a Madman!
This topic makes people have special associations. Does Chu Kuang call himself a madman? Could it be that he got the topic and immediately had an idea! ?
Shocked one after another.
With the continuous sound of Chu Kuang's keyboard tapping, the scene and the screen gradually fell into a deathly silence!
...
one
Tonight, nice moonlight.
I haven't seen him for more than 30 years; seeing him today, I am very refreshed. Only then did I realize that in the past thirty years or so, I was completely in a daze; however, I must be very careful. Otherwise, why did Zhao's dog look at me twice?
I was rightly afraid.
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two
There's no moon at all today, and I know it's bad. When going out carefully in the morning, Zhao Guiweng looked strangely as if he was afraid of me, as if he wanted to harm me. There were also seven or eight people who talked about me in whispers, opened their mouths, and smiled at me; I was cold from head to toe, knowing that their arrangements were all in order.
I am not afraid, I still go my way. A group of children in front were also talking about me; their eyes were the same as Zhao Guiweng's, and their faces were ashen. I think I have something against the child, and he does too. Can't help but say loudly, "You tell me!" They ran away.
I see. This is what their mother and father taught them!
...
The content is very short, but Chu Kuang's words inexplicably have a shocking taste!
Zhao family?
I'm afraid it means volley, right?
Although there is no such thing as "Lingjia" directly, literati are always implicit, and this implicitness is considered to be a kind of beauty in literature.
Who is the Zhao family's dog?
People looked at Song Fang almost subconsciously.
Song Fang's footsteps faltered for a while, and a strong sense of dizziness came from his brain!
volley!
I fuck you!
It turns out that being your teammate, you will really be cheated to death. No wonder the whole network is saying that you are a sinkhole!
Make Chu Kuang scold you so well?
Labor and management have never heard such a cheap request in their life!
Just scold me, he scolded me too, if this article gets passed on, I will never be able to hold my head up, and the consequences will be even more serious than questioning Chu Kuang himself!
It was hard to stand up straight.
Song Fang noticed that the expressions of the people around him had changed.
For example, Wang Luo, the richest man in Blue Star, is opening his mouth wide.
For example, the guy who hated him just now is staring wide-eyed.
For example, Ling Kong was full of astonishment.
For example, there is a woman in front, Song Fang even saw her upside down hair!
Dumbfounded!
Everyone is dumbfounded!
Could it be that Chu Kuang wrote something later?
Song Fang turned his head to look at the screen, and gasped suddenly!
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three
Thinking about it, I was cold from the top to the heels.
If they can eat people, they may not eat me.
Everything must be studied before it can be understood. In ancient times, people often eat people, I still remember, but I don't know very well. I opened the history and looked it up. There is no date in this history, and the words "benevolence, righteousness and morality" are written crookedly on every page. I couldn't sleep anyway, and after reading carefully half the night, I finally saw the words between the words. There were two words "eating people" written all over the book!
I'm human too, and they want to eat me!
...
eat human!
eat human!
Still eating people!
Chu Kuang didn't swear at anyone at all, there wasn't a single dirty word in the content, but every sentence seemed to be swearing!
Bitter irony, the art of words, are played in thousands of tricks in his pen!
It makes people tremble all over!
Seeing people's chills rushing straight to the sky!
Who is the cannibal? It is the Zhao family, it is Ling Kong, it is the capital, and it is those who follow the crowd, the dogs of the Zhao family!
His words seem to be bloody!
Every word has a thousand words to tell!
It seems to be talking about the present, as if it is talking about the history, and it seems to be talking about the future!
His writing continues.
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twelve
Can't think anymore.
It has been a place that has been eating people for four thousand years. I just realized today that I have been in it for many years. The elder brother is in charge of the housework, and the younger sister is dead. He may not be out of touch with the meals, and secretly feeds us.
I may not have eaten a few slices of my sister's meat unintentionally, and now it's my turn...
With four thousand years of cannibalism, I didn't know it at the time, but now I understand that it's hard to see a real person!
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Thirteen
Children who haven't eaten people, or have?
Save the children!
...
Chu Kuang's "Diary of a Madman" ends here, but the shock left behind has just begun!
The Blue Star No. 1 writer looked at it repeatedly and carefully, as if his eyes were on the screen, and he didn't know what he was reading.
The people next to him stood there dumbfounded.
I get it, I don't fully understand it, but I always feel that every word has a deep meaning!
gradually.
They seem to have realized it, and their eyes are getting brighter and brighter!
In fact, it is inappropriate for such an article to appear here, but Lin Yuan wanted to write it because he loves to read Mr. Lu Xun's article, because the essence of certain things has not changed for thousands of years, and because he deeply understands:
Interpretation is a magical thing.
If it is unreasonable, someone will rationalize it.
As long as the key words are correct, the brain waves will naturally match. At this time, no one will guess the author's intentions word by word.
Including volley.
Save the child?
You mean I killed those trainees?
see.
What Lin Yuan didn't know at all, Ling Kong himself got on the signal. After all, he just said a while ago how he played with the trainees...
As for cannibalism?
There are so many cannibals in the world, it is impossible for Ling Kong to be innocent.
And those who persecute the protagonist, could they be referring to the followers on the Internet?
After all, many people were bewitched by Ling Kong, Song Fang and others before they began to question Chu Kuang and even abuse him for no reason!
For example, the phrase "This is what their mother taught me."
Isn't that what Song Fang and Ling Kong's followers are talking about?
...
It is everyone's state to understand but not fully understand, but at this time everyone feels that they understand!
"Excellent writing!"
"Looking for scolding, this is it!"
"This scolding is too happy!"
"Song Fang, a dog from the Zhao family!"
"Ling Kong begged to scold, but Chu Kuang vented all his emotions. This group of capital represented by Ling Kong is eating people. Thinking about it carefully, it is terrible. If it wasn't for the old thief's monstrous coding speed, coupled with on-the-spot creation The ability is beyond the charts, and in the future, if he really bears the reputation of a team operation, he will really be eaten and ruined, his rumors are easy to come by, and the old thief is really exhausted to refute the rumors!"
"This attack is not limited to capital!?"
"The cultural and entertainment circles have been scolded all over!"
"Save the child!"
"The last sentence really brought tears to my eyes!"
"Some people really can't pollute their children anymore. Look at how capital has persecuted people!"
"Why was Chu Kuang forced to come out and clarify?"
"Because he offended capital, capital wants to kill him!"
All mouths make gold!
There was a lot of scolding!
But amidst all the scolding, Chu Kuang actually typed again: "This article is not for you, the following one is."
then.
Chu Kuang called out the largest red bold font in a very coquettish manner.
Just one word.
"cheap!"
Because it is the largest font, this bright red character directly occupies the entire computer screen!
It seems that this word is powerful!
Staggering in the air, he took a step back subconsciously. He almost failed to stand still and was sent away on the spot. Chu Kuang played cards out of common sense, even crazier than himself!
in front of the computer.
Lin Yuan smiled smugly, now he feels comfortable, and his thoughts are clear, so you are the only one who deserves "Diary of a Madman"?
I don't even deserve it.
Still let me scold you?
Isn't it cheap?
Don't you just want to see me use vulgar words and curse people simply and rudely, so that I can appear to be unqualified?
Satisfy you.
I'm the kind of person who would want to swear when I'm angry. Why do I have to pretend to be elegant in front of the whole world at a time like this?
However.
After all, this is a live broadcast in front of audiences all over the world——
After all, this is a live broadcast hosted by the Art Association——
The live director's face turned green!
In fact, the director is Lin Yuan's old friend Tong Shuwen: "Damn Chu Kuang, how can you type such purely curse words at this time!"
So careless!
After all, it is still not as good as your good brother Xianyu!
...
The scene burst into laughter the moment the word came out, and no one thought it was inappropriate, although this approach was very inappropriate!
"fine!"
Somewhere in the background.
An old man said angrily.
The staff next to the old man suddenly had a bitter face: "President, what's the reason?"
"The impact is too bad."
The chairman of the literary and art association said so.
No one knew he was coming too.
Of course he will come to such a scene today.
"Let's fine him 500 yuan. Educational warnings are the main thing. The Internet is not a place outside the law."
Finally, the old man said so.
The staff almost couldn't hold back their laughter. The Art Association's actions were all to block people with bad deeds.
This is the first time a fine of 500 yuan has been imposed.
Outsiders may not think it is punishment, but more like doting.
This one really likes that young man.
...
And in the live broadcast room.
Chu Kuang's word "cheap" was only exposed for two seconds before being mosaiced.
But the audience saw everything they should have seen!
"I wipe!"
"Hahaha!"
"fierce!"
"Chu Kuang is too fierce!"
"The number one tiger man in Tianzi!"
"It's okay to scold you in front of the whole world!"
"I thought Chu Kuang was a god just now, but now I think he is still a human being, just like us, with love and hate!"
"The old thief is going against the sky today!"
"It's really different from Father Yu's personality."
"Hurry up!!"
"Show your face!!"
"The one who promised to show his face at the end!?"
The audience has not forgotten the biggest highlight of today's live broadcast!
Chu Kuang is going to show his face!
Even though he didn't show his face, Chu Kuang used the 50,000-character red building plus "Diary of a Madman" to prove that there is only one Chu Kuang, and there is no semicolon!
But the audience is so curious!
What does that old thief Chu Kuang look like?
What is the true face of this madman who abused readers thousands of times?
In fact.
Someone shouted "show your face" at the scene.
Some people even jokingly called "revealing the face".
The audience was amused, and the barrage followed by "revealing the face".
The atmosphere relaxed, and the host An Hong, who could see the barrage, couldn't help laughing, and finally made a bold joke:
"It's okay to reveal the mask, do you think this is "The King of Masked Singer"?"
paused.
An Hong became serious again, turned around and looked at the back: "Is Teacher Chu Kuang ready?"
"alright."
Chu Kuang didn't type this time, but spoke directly.
Many people's expressions moved slightly, as if they had heard this voice before?
Very young voice.
But for a while, no one could realize where they heard it.
The host An Hong's expression became serious. In fact, even he and the director didn't know Chu Kuang's true face, so his voice was low and heavy, full of anticipation:
"Teacher Chu Kuang, please formally say hello to everyone."
"Hello everyone."
Because someone was shouting "Jiemian", Lin Yuan felt as if he was dreaming back to the stage of "The King of Masked Singer".
At that time.
He imagined thousands of times how to greet the audience for the first time when he unveiled his face, but in the end it became a simple sentence:
I am Xianyu.
Lin Yuan had imagined today's scene many times.
However, in the end, Lin Yuan still chose the simplest way, just like before:
"I am Chu Kuang."
While speaking, Lin Yuan was completely facing the audience.
Through the scene, through the lens, through the eyes, that face that is so familiar that it can no longer be familiar is clearly reflected in every eye of the world, accompanied by countless pupils shrinking into needlepoints.
Lin Yuan felt a momentary deafness in the eardrum.
Then the whole world seemed to shake.
community?
campus?
street?
car?
garden?
is from the ground.
It's from Blue Star.
Wherever people come and go, there are people who are watching the live broadcast, and there are unconscious, instinctive shocks and screams. The world is like boiling water, and a huge heat wave is rising!
Hello everyone, I am Chu Kuang.
Hello everyone, I am Xianyu.
It seemed as if two different timelines converged in an instant, and it seemed that two figures in two places in two times and places gradually overlapped, and finally became Lin Yuan standing on the stage with a toothy grin.
Bright and bright.
Life is like summer flowers.
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ps: Afraid of being affected by the comments, I wanted to post this plot in a coherent manner, so after so many days, this kind of behavior is really not online. Failure to update the rules will break the investment. Fortunately, this plot is finally finished. After holding it in for so many days, I feel that the dirty white is worthy of the old thief Chu Kuang. Please ask for a monthly ticket.