Chapter 1172
Chapter 1172
It's close to midnight.
Qin Zhou.
A movie theater.
Countless movie fans have bought movie tickets for "Kung Fu", and there are many fans of Xianyu.
"Liu Xing's "Imperial City" is a big seller."
"I thought that Father Yu might win, but Liu Xing made no mistakes in his performance. Under such circumstances, it would be difficult for Father Yu to fight back."
"Not necessarily."
"I think there are still a lot of people buying tickets."
"The early publicity was good, but the film's release lasted for a month. The publicity alone can't support the entire schedule. It can only win by quality, but this time the quality of the opponent is also very high."
"Never mind him, I'm here to listen to music."
"Hahaha, there's nothing wrong with what you said, anyway, our father Yu mainly doesn't rely on movies for food."
"I looked at the lineup, and it's no less than "Imperial City"."
"The film schedules on both sides are the same. In a few days, whichever movie performs better will improve the film schedule."
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Sioux City.
The largest movie theater under Dadi Cinemas, the crew of "Kung Fu" opened its premiere.
Lin Yuan did not attend this time.
However, Lin Yuan still wore a mask in private, and came to the cinema with his family.
My sister said nervously, "Is there any hope for us to fight back against "Imperial City"?"
My mother said indifferently: "Victory or defeat is a common matter in military affairs. There is no need to take it too seriously. Xiao Yuan can just be himself."
The younger sister was puzzled: "Then why are you desperately inviting your sisters who dance in the square to watch a movie?"
Mom said casually: "I have money."
Lin Yuan laughed, but felt warm in his heart.
Because he knew that not only his mother, but also his elder sister invited his colleagues to watch the movie, even though his elder sister was not with her colleagues.
My younger sister distributed a lot of red envelopes in the group of college classmates, asking everyone to support "Kung Fu".
At this time.
The lights suddenly went dark.
The audience in the theater was refreshed!
Then the big screen lights up, and the movie officially begins!
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Lin Yuan's "Kung Fu" is very close to the original.
The biggest difference from the original "Kung Fu" is the special effects and technology.
The original "Kung Fu" is 2d.
Blue Star Cinema has popularized glasses-free 3D technology.
Lin Yuan was used in this movie, and the production of special effects was more sophisticated, so the cost naturally increased accordingly.
But the benefits of this are:
The sense of substitution in the movie has been greatly improved!
on the big screen.
In slightly darker colours.
some police station.
The sound of smashing was endless, accompanied by painful wailing.
next moment.
Director Yi made his debut.
The whole audience exclaimed in surprise, apparently they did not expect that Yi Chenggong, as a film director, would actually act in himself.
"Who else!?"
Yi Chenggong's acting skills are astonishing!
He is obviously a director, but he performed with a domineering and arrogant feeling.
Pointing to the charming cheongsam woman in the corner, it seemed that the turmoil and darkness of that era were written on his face: "Such a beautiful woman was brought here by you just because she spit on the ground. Is there a king's law? Is there a law?"
Laughter burst out at the scene.
Good guy.
You have already called the police station, and asked if there is any law?
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middle continent.
Lumi Cinema.
Liu Xing and his "Imperial City" crew are also watching a movie.
at this time.
The boss of the crocodile gang played by Yi Chenggong has already walked out of the police station, stroking the buttocks of the cheongsam woman with one hand.
Opposite the police station is a movie theater.
Yi Chenggong smiled and said, "I don't know how to make movies. There is no one in the cinema on Sundays."
Flutter.
Laughter came from the front and rear rows.
Yi Chenggong is the director, everyone knows it.
Even those who didn't know each other before, after watching the press conference of "Kung Fu", they all know about it.
Listening to Yi Chenggong's complaints at this moment, many people couldn't help laughing.
The audience laughed.
The atmosphere on the big screen suddenly changed.
There was a disturbing sound in the distance.
When Yi successfully regained his senses, the police station has quickly closed!
Soundtrack "I Don't Go to Hell"!
The oppressive feeling that the mountains and rain are about to come is suddenly formed, and a group of members of the Ax Gang in black suits appear on the stage, and the momentum of the whole movie is instantly opened up, which is the taste of blockbuster movies!
then.
The Axe Gang defeated the Crocodile Gang.
Brother Chen helped the members dance with an axe.
Liu Xing's expression changed slightly, the soundtrack is really amazing, but apart from the soundtrack, the rhythm of the plot is also very good, so good that Liu Xing has an inexplicable heartbeat.
...
Kowloon Walled.
Jiang Bao yelled: "Character, why is there no water!"
Accompanied by the hot lines, the charter woman made her debut, and a vitriolic image emerged.
Charterers also appear.
And around the thirteenth minute of the movie, the protagonist played by He Sheng appeared.
According to the normal movie rules, the protagonist appeared so late, there is something wrong with the rhythm.
However, this kind of saying does not seem to exist in the movie "Kung Fu". When He Sheng appeared on the stage, many people didn't even realize that thirteen minutes had passed in the movie.
at this time.
He Sheng took a big fat man and pretended to be a member of the Ax Gang, wanting to collect protection money, but the two sides clashed.
"The rules of the rivers and lakes, one-on-one!"
"The one that is five feet and half an inch away is you, I have to admit..."
"That old man with glasses is so annoying..."
"I'm not talking about you, old man, I'm talking about that brat over there, I've endured you for a long time, come out!"
"No one is human, today's duel is cancelled!"
Movie theater bursts with laughter for the first time!
The people in Kowloon Walled were either as tall as a little giant, or as muscular as a cow. Even the aunt who cultivated the land could punch He Sheng until he vomited blood.
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A movie theater in Qinzhou.
Lin Yuan's ears were full of laughter.
"Hahahahaha!"
"My mother, it's too messed up!"
"Everything in this Kowloon Walled is so wonderful!"
"The sauce is bursting!"
"His crotch is so exposed!"
"This movie is very good!"
"The image of each supporting role is very distinct, and the couple of the charterer and the charterer are even more perfect!"
Beside Lin Yuan.
Mom and sisters are also laughing.
The fat man who came to collect the protection fee with He Sheng unexpectedly fell asleep while cutting his hair.
It can be said:
Ever since the main character came on stage, the jokes have never stopped!
...
The camera turns again.
The Axe Gang is on the scene again.
He Sheng's firecracker accidentally threw an ax on the head of a little boss, which caused another joke.
The drama unfolds.
Kowloon Walled Hidden Dragon Crouching Tiger!
The three middle-aged men who had been submissive in front of the charter woman and were bullied in various ways, and who looked like ordinary citizens turned out to be masters!
Brother Chen's men rushed over.
Everyone's hearts are raised!
three!
five!
Ten!
Crash a group!
At the beginning of the movie, the Ax Gang, which showed an invincible image, was wiped out by three masters of Kowloon Walled!
Iron Fist!
Twelve way tan legs!
Goro gossip stick!
The wonderful fight dazzled all the audience!
Cooperate with naked eye 3D effect.
The audience seems to be there!
Many people screamed, it was extremely enjoyable!
"Fuck!"
"interesting!"
"It's so cool!"
"I thought the Ax Gang was already invincible, but I didn't expect to be so vulnerable in front of real masters!"
"Cool!"
"A pure kung fu movie, although it is a comedy, but these martial arts designs are so handsome that they explode!"
"Nimma!"
"I thought these three were weak chickens, but I didn't expect them to be masters!"
"Looking at the hidden dragon and crouching tiger in Kowloon Walled, all kinds of muscular men appeared in turn. I thought it was just a comedy effect!"
"Definitely!"
"I love this movie!"
This is the first big hit at the beginning of the movie, and the audience has already watched it thoroughly!
comedy?
Comedy indeed!
Even in the most serious atmosphere, the bloodiest picture, and the cruelest background, there are still constant jokes interspersed!
Very dense!
But if it’s just like this, then the audience will just laugh and pass by at most, just like "Tang Bohu Spots Autumn Fragrance". Unexpectedly great coolness with the audience!
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The story continues.
The ax helped defeat the feathers.
He Sheng and Fatty were tied up.
The conflict was caused by the two of them posing as the Ax Gang. Brother Chen wanted to kill them, but who knew that He Sheng would pick the lock.
This aroused Brother Chen's interest, thinking that this kind of thing might come in handy in the future, so he asked them to go out and kill someone.
"I think about murder every day."
He Sheng spoke, obviously serious, but the audience laughed again.
This guy did a great job!
Even seemingly ordinary lines always give people a funny feeling.
But the funniest thing is yet to come.
He Sheng actually said that he also knows kung fu!
Audience interest is piqued and quickly defeated.
What is kung fu?
It was obvious that he was fooled by the old man when he was young:
"Boy, I see that you have exquisite bones. You are a rare martial arts genius who can only be seen in a hundred years. If one day you can get through the two veins of Ren and Du, you will not fly to the sky. You and I are destined. Why don't you give this "Tathagata Palm" to you?" You, only ten yuan..."
The young and ignorant He Sheng was cheated out of his change.
He really practiced the Tathagata Palm, and even wanted a hero to save the beauty, but he failed to save the girl, but was ridiculed and beaten severely.
From then on, He Sheng understood:
There is no good end for being a good person, he wants to be a bad person, so when he grows up, he becomes a gangster and wants to join the Ax Gang!
...
After recalling.
The rhythm of the plot is perfectly carried out.
He Sheng actually met the little girl who wanted a hero to save the beauty when she was young.
The movie doesn't say so.
However, this scenario does not need to be explained.
It's just that the reunion was not happy, He Sheng took the fat man to grab the girl's ice cream and ran away, laughing wildly to the desolate music.
inexplicable.
The audience felt a little sad.
very strange.
Obviously a comedy.
Obviously the main character is smiling.
But the audience just felt sad.
The nonsensical comedy that was agreed, but the hearts of many people were inexplicably touched.
...
The sadness didn't last long.
The protagonist brings Fatty back to Kowloon Walled again, he wants to kill the charter woman.
However.
Fatty is a pig teammate, he stabbed He Sheng with a knife, and even caused He Sheng to be bitten by a poisonous snake.
The cinema burst into laughter again.
What's more amazing is that the charter woman even chased and killed He Sheng.
The two staged a chase scene that made everyone cramp with laughter!
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"I'm dying!"
"This nima is faster than a motorcycle!"
"Speed!"
"The knife on He Sheng's shoulder is used as a rearview mirror!"
"Father Yu, what kind of movie is this, it's going to make me laugh like crazy!"
"Laugh until your stomach hurts!"
"The charter woman's posture in the air is amazing!"
"He Sheng went straight through the bottom of the car!"
"Hit!"
The charter woman bumped into the street sign.
He Sheng escaped successfully.
...
He Sheng was poisoned by the snake and got into the iron box on the traffic light.
At this time, his mouth had swollen into a sausage mouth, and his tongue had grown countless times.
The audience laughed extremely loudly.
However.
Before the laughter was halfway through, everyone suddenly widened their eyes!
I saw He Sheng clenched his fists tightly, and the knife on his body suddenly burst out!
bump!
bump!
bump!
The camera pulls away.
There were palm prints in the box!
The sudden plot twist left everyone dumbfounded!
The protagonist seems to really know kung fu?
Is this palm technique the Tathagata Divine Palm?
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put in!
Everyone is fully involved in the plot!
In Kowloon Walled, the three masters were kicked out by the renter, but they met the masters invited by the Ax Gang.
As the saying goes: A song that breaks the heart, where can I find a soulmate?
The soundtrack "Zheng Feng" sounded!
Playing the zither, the blind duo competes with the three masters of Kowloon Walled!
The three masters are already strong enough, but they are still beaten to death by the blind group!
Just when they were about to kill.
A roar suddenly sounded!
The charter woman makes a move!
The charterer makes a move!
Tai Chi, Lion's Roar Kung Fu!
Incomparably gorgeous fights, the level of excitement is constantly upgraded, and the cool action design makes all audiences thoroughly entertained!
"Master!"
"Peerless master!"
"The charter woman and the charter man are the scariest!"
"Ahhhhhh, the action design of this movie is simply invincible!"
"Lion roar skill seems to be one of the golden retriever lion king's unique skills!"
"You should be familiar with Chu Kuang's "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji"."
"This is the tribute to Chu Kuang."
"It's so cool to watch!"
The Ax Gang failed again.
This time it was even worse, Brother Chen was so frightened that his whole body trembled, but smoking set his hair on fire.
In the theater.
The sound of applause and laughter became one.
And the words that Ah Gui, one of the three masters, said to the charter wife and his wife before his death made people want to laugh and cry:
With great power comes great responsibility!
People are going to die, and I don’t forget to pay tribute to the classic lines of Xianyu’s early movie "Spider-Man".
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The story continues.
The Ax Gang once again found a new master.
Fire Cloud Cthulhu!
UI!
Huoyun Cthulhu's appearance was even more domineering than that of the Blind Men's Group, although in appearance it was not even close to a master.
In strong contrast.
Brother Chen was beaten to death by Huoyun evil god.
Then Huoyun Cthulhu found the charter wife and his wife, and came up with a classic line:
"I just want to kill you two, or be killed by you."
The names of the charter wife and his wife were even revealed by Huoyun evil god:
Yang Guo!
Little Dragon Girl!
This is the source of all evil for Chu Kuang Wuxia, the hero and heroine of "The Legend of Condor Heroes"!
then.
I don't know how many times the scene has been upgraded.
Horrific and frantic fighting scenes are staged.
this time.
Both the renter and the renter were defeated miserably at the hands of Huoyun evil god, so they could only leave with the repentant hero He Sheng in despair.
Although He Sheng had already been beaten into a cripple at this time, it seemed that he would not be able to survive.
...
finally!
The movie is at the end!
The dying protagonist's whole body was wrapped in rice dumplings, but strangely, his injuries recovered!
Just at this time.
Huoyun Cthulhu came here after him.
Under the leadership of Huoyun Cthulhu, the Ax Gang began to attack Kowloon Walled.
Sudden.
The door is opened.
He Sheng, who was still sloppy before, walked out of the room dressed in white at this moment, avoiding the attack easily.
Crash!
The sky was full of members of the Ax Gang, they were beaten into the sky by He Sheng!
Countless people besieged, and He Sheng couldn't be hurt in the slightest!
Huoyun Cthulhu has made a move!
Toad skill!
This time it is a tribute to Chu Kuang's "Legend of the Condor Heroes", Ha Toad Gong is Ouyang Feng's famous stunt!
But the thread that runs through the film also begins to wind down.
"Honey, do you remember the palm technique that fell from the sky?"
"It's the Tathagata palm that has been lost!"
That's right!
Buddha's Palm!
He Sheng actually knows how to palm the Tathagata!
The arrogant and almost invincible Huoyun Cthulhu was beaten to the ground, and the ground around his body was a terrifying palm print!
He threw in the towel.
He Sheng withdrew his palm in an instant.
Huoyun Cthulhu suddenly got up and attacked, but when he rushed in front of He Sheng, the other party just raised his palm again.
Boom!
The wall a hundred meters away shattered.
Huoyun Cthulhu stood on the spot blankly: "What kind of palm is this?"
He Sheng's tone was casual, as if he was talking about a trivial matter: "I want to learn, I'll teach you."
Huoyun Cthulhu cried on his knees: "I lost."
...
The film begins to wrap up.
About that dumb girl.
About the various characters in the movie.
The shots at the end of the film give explanations scene by scene.
During this process, the entire movie theater could hear a quiet needle drop.
one second.
two seconds.
three seconds.
Everyone opened their mouths wide and just watched the subtitles at the end of the movie.
director.
starring.
supporting role.
light.
art.
And finally the screenwriter.
The word Xianyu is so huge that it almost covers the entire big screen.
Sudden!
A spectator in the front row suddenly stood up and roared!
"good!"
Immediately afterwards, other audience members stood up one after another!
My mother also jumped up, her face was full of excitement!
"Good shot!"
My sister stood up and applauded!
My sister stood up and applauded!
The whole theater exploded!
And the main creative team in the front row had red eyes!
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middle continent.
Lumi Cinema.
It was the same as the theater where Lin Yuan was.
silence!
Then explode!
The applause shook the eardrums of the main creators of "The Imperial City", Liu Xing stared blankly at the screen, with disbelief written all over his face!
now.
This great director ranked thirty-eighth by Blue Star was completely shocked by "Kung Fu"!
Same crew.
The producer opened his mouth wide!
The assistant director's eyes are rounder than eggs!
Everyone in the entire crew couldn't escape this shock!
comedy!
action!
Rhythm!
emotion!
Impeccable!
As far as the quality of commercial films is concerned, this is an almost impeccable film in every aspect. It even surpasses the category that popcorn movies should have, and brings some connotations worthy of thought-provoking!
Inexplicable.
This group of people recalled the soundtrack of "House of Flying Daggers" in the movie.
As Xianyu said, there are many wonderful soundtracks in this movie, but the most memorable one is still "House of Flying Daggers".
Flying Daggers?
In front of "Kung Fu", Zhongzhou's ambush against Xianyu was smashed to death by a Tathagata palm!
"I lost……"
For unknown reasons, the last line of Huoyun Cthulhu suddenly resounded in Liu Xing's heart, which made his face pale as paper.
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ps: The length of the film has been compressed as much as possible. After all, everyone should be familiar with the film.