Chapter 468 He Is Not Unconscious, He Is Asleep!
Finally, there was still a person who asked fearfully: "Dr. Chen, is this patient hopeless?"
Another intern doctor quickly answered: "No, we have just examined this patient, and his vital signs are relatively stable!"
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"Me, me, me!!! I testified to several intern doctors that this patient, just now, really didn't look as serious as the other one."
"But seeing the look on Dr. Chen's face now, it's obvious that the patient's condition is a bit beyond expectations. It won't be delayed, right?"
"Hey! If this really delays the patient's condition, Dr. Zheng Xin and these intern doctors will be in trouble!"
"But the situation was very obvious just now. Even the one who vomited blood could hardly be saved. We can't put this patient who seems to be breathing normally on a ventilator first, right?"
"But if it really delays the patient's condition, the patient's family will definitely come to ask for an explanation."
"Yes, if it's the doctor's fault, it's not a medical incident!"
"..."
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Looking at the intern doctors in front of him, they looked obviously panicked.
Chen Mu, who has always been relatively calm.
I couldn't hold it back either.
He sighed again and said helplessly: "But when you were treating this patient, didn't you have any doubts in your mind?"
What doubts?
Looking at the white coats in front of him, they had big eyes eager for knowledge.
Chen Mu: "..."
Chen Mu finally understood.
These guys.
Everyone is stupid, and I haven't noticed anything unusual before.
After another short sigh.
Chen Mu reminded him helplessly: "Is it possible that none of you have noticed that the patient's vital signs are a little too stable?"
Too smooth?
A few intern doctors were still carefully analyzing what Chen Mu just said.
Thinking about it.
This sentence is too stable. What does it mean at this time?
Chen Mu.
He made an action that shocked everyone.
"Hey! Wake up!"
"Wake up!"
Under everyone's incredulous gaze, Chen Mu slapped the "coma" patient with an almost rough technique.
What made several intern doctors even more unbelievable.
The one in front of me.
They just continued to monitor the patient's vital signs.
That's it...
Watery? ? ?
He opened his eyes and complained: "I'm so sleepy..."
Then his eyes widened in disbelief.
He stared hard at the live camera in front of him, so close at hand.
patient:"!!!"
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"Congratulations, young man, you are also dead to the whole network!"
"Now the whole Internet knows that you can't afford to lose, so you are so angry that you fainted!"
"Hahahaha!!! As you said on the barrage, you have never thought of letting him go!"
"I feel like these intern doctors will be scolded by their instructors when they return to school. They can't even tell the difference between being asleep and being in a coma."
"But the patient didn't wake up due to such a big movement just now. He was lying there and looked like a comatose person. Why did Dr. Chen wake up after he slapped her twice?"
"Is there a possibility that the two slaps Dr. Chen just slapped just looked simple, but actually there were tricks inside?"
"It's not impossible. This is further proof that Chinese medicine is far more miraculous than we imagined!"
"..."
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Meet the patient's surprised eyes.
Chen Mu just said calmly: "The school is live broadcasting. If you mind, I can let the live broadcast camera leave now."
The patient lay on the stretcher with a look of despair.
What Chen Mu said could only be denied.
He raised his hand and pointed around, the group of alumni holding cell phones and taking pictures of him.
He looked at Chen Mu again with a puzzled look, "Dr. Chen, are you sure that if you let the live camera go away now, no one will film me?"
These guys from their school.
The filming was simply more active than the program crew’s filming.
But if you have to be filmed no matter what, you might as well be filmed by the program team.
The photographers on the program team are professional after all.
Why are they more professional than these alumni, and the photos look better?
The patient himself, who was enjoying the misery, thought so in his heart.
Chen Mu smiled and said, "It seems that you have accepted the filming of the program team?"
The boy nodded, "I don't have any hidden diseases! How can I be afraid of you checking my pulse!"
Chen Mu: "6!"
Every patient who faces traditional Chinese medicine is so confident before diagnosis.
Putting his hand on the boy's wrist, Chen Mu raised his eyebrows, "Classmate, the living allowance provided by my family is very generous!"
Boy, "Yes, it's okay, but..."
The boy began to retract his hand and looked at Chen Mu with a look of horror, "How did you see that my living expenses are relatively generous? Do you think you already know the Alipay password, Dr. Chen? What on earth are you doing?" Chinese medicine is still a magic weapon!”
Chen Mu: "..."
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"Hahahaha!!! I'm laughing so hard, this guy's reaction is so real!"
"Actually, I also want to know how Dr. Chen can tell that this guy has a good living expenses when he doesn't even have any expensive clothes."
"Yeah, let alone clothes, even mobile phones are very common and cost less than two thousand yuan."
"Then it's just based on checking the pulse. Do you have money in your pocket?"
"No way. If Chinese medicine is really so magical in taking the pulse, then is it taking the pulse or telling fortunes?"
"TCM: Even if Hua Tuo comes, I will not admit that this is fortune telling!"
"Okay, okay! Then I'll find a Chinese medicine doctor to do a fortune telling tonight. Oh, no, I'll check my pulse..."
"..."
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Meeting the patient's overly surprised gaze.
Chen Mu was also unabashedly speechless.
After pouting.
He complained: "Classmate, haven't you ever thought that you, who smokes two packs a day, look like a poor person?"
An apartment downstairs.
After hearing what Chen Mu said clearly, the sound of gasping could be heard from the crowd of men sleeping.
"Good guy, we are all from the same school, why are these guys so rich!"
"Now I have to smoke one cigarette all day long because I have no money in my pocket, but he has two packs a day???"
"Although I also like smoking, after all, smoking is harmful to health. With this amount, he really feels that he has lived too long!"
"I'm rich, maybe I think I can go to the hospital to renew my subscription to save my life!"
"..."
in the crowd.
I don’t know who it is, but the more I talk about it, the more bitter it becomes.
The patient himself, who was lying on the ground, rubbed his hair in embarrassment when he heard this discussion.
Sighed.
He explained to Chen Mu seriously: "Dr. Chen, I have never smoked so much before. I only started smoking recently."
Chen Mu nodded.
He could also see this information from the patient's pulse.
As long as the patient didn't lie in front of the doctor, Chen Mu didn't bother to interrupt the patient.
The patient is very clear.
As if he was afraid of Chen Mu's misunderstanding, he continued to seize the time to explain, "During this period, didn't we race every second to practice in the canyon? We have been up all night for a long time..."
"In the beginning, I drank coffee and strong tea. Later, when I was so sleepy that I couldn't bear it anymore, I just drank one piece after another. By the time I realized what I was doing, one box was gone..."
"Actually, I also know that this is not good, but sometimes, I really can't control it even if I don't want to..."
The patient rubbed his face and tried hard to explain.
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"I accept the patient's explanation. In many cases, it is an unconscious behavior and the consumption is huge."
"It's true. When I was eating snacks unconsciously before, when I reacted, all the snacks on the coffee table were in my stomach."
"Yes, yes! There are also watching TV series and eating. By the time I react, I will be exhausted!"
"I thought I was the only one who had this kind of unconscious consumption behavior. Looking at the barrage, is it possible for everyone to do this?"
"The patient is afraid that Dr. Chen will classify him as someone who is good at committing suicide!"
"Guess, is he explaining to Dr. Chen or his parents?"
"What does this have to do with parents? Our parents' generation should rarely watch live broadcasts, right?"
"But our parents know how to use Douyin. Nowadays, big data is so powerful. His son's clips will definitely be pushed to them. When the time comes, the parents will take a look and see, what a guy!"
"I'm giving you a little more living expenses, kid, because I'm afraid you won't be able to eat well or wear warm clothes at school. I didn't expect you to use it to buy this, so let's deduct some living expenses!"
"Okay, okay!!! People with low living expenses can't see their tricks. It's because I'm poor and I don't deserve it!"
"..."
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Chen Mu nodded, "Staying up late and eating unhealthy food are basically commonplace problems. Finally..."
Chen Mu said this.
There was a sudden pause in his tone.
He turned to look at the live camera behind him, "How about you step away for a moment and I can have a word with this student?"
The photographer nodded obediently.
He was carrying the camera and was about to leave, but the patient who was lying on the ground suddenly jumped up from the ground.
Stopping in front of the camera, he looked at Chen Mu warily, "Dr. Chen, I think even if I really have some illness, I can't tell it in front of the live camera!"
He just finished saying that he has no hidden illness.
Chen Mu suggested live streaming the footage and leaving for a while.
What a joke.
If some interested people saw this, I don’t know what it would look like!
At least the idea that he has a hidden disease is likely to spread quickly on the Internet.
He is still a young man and doesn’t have a girlfriend yet!
Chen Mu didn't expect the other party to react so excitedly. After opening his mouth, he reluctantly persuaded: "Classmate, let the live camera leave for a while. What I want to say to you is very short. You can come back in a minute or two."
The patient himself continued to shake his head, "Isn't this live broadcast program in cooperation with our school? As a member of Haicheng University, Dr. Chen, I am very willing to cooperate with the program team in filming!"
Chen Mu touched his nose awkwardly.
He sincerely suggested: "Classmate, actually you don't have to be willing to cooperate..."
"This program produced by our school already has many famous people, so there is no need to include you..."
Mainly.
If your question is spoken out.
You really can become famous on the internet.
Normal people.
After hearing Chen Mu speak to this point, I can understand some of Chen Mu's hints.
Borrow the donkey down the slope.
I will not continue to demand strongly that the cameras must stay.
Can be biased.
The crispy college student in front of Chen Mu was not a normal person at all.
But a stubborn donkey!
This stubborn donkey is determined to get to the bottom of things.
Staring at Chen Mu eagerly, he continued to ask: "Dr. Chen, you should stop avoiding the camera and tell me directly what other problems are behind my problem."
"I promise you with my character that I will never hide my illness and avoid medical treatment!"
The boy's fingers were raised on the side of his head.
He actually knew very well that since Chen Mu said this, there was something wrong with his body.
Now there are even some melon-eaters on the Internet.
It is said that Chen Mu is the black and white of Haicheng University. No matter who they are, these crispy college students, as long as they are named by Chen Mu, whoever is named will die!
But the psychology of boys really doesn’t matter.
He only needs to prove that he has no hidden diseases and retain the right to choose a spouse for the remaining years of his college career.
Chen Mu really never thought about it.
The words have reached this point, but the crispy college student in front of him is still so stubborn.
After sighing softly.
Chen Mu spoke helplessly and made one last confirmation, "Are you really not allowed to leave the live broadcast camera and let the follow-up camera stay here?"
The boy nodded, "Even if I am sick, it is an honest illness. Why should I avoid the live camera?"
Chen Mu: "..."
Good words can't persuade a damned ghost.
He looked away quietly, unable to bear to look at the expression of the crispy college student in front of him.
Chen Mu finally spoke, "I just want to say that your spleen and kidneys are a little weak now. Don't watch short movies day and night. It's not good for your health..."
As Chen Mu's words fell.
In the space at the door of an apartment, there was obviously a large group of crispy college students gathered, but for this short moment, it was so quiet that you could clearly hear a pin drop.
The boy looked at the patient with a bit of amazement.
The girls were a little disdainful.
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"666!!! It doesn't matter day or night, brother, you are addicted!"
"For the right to choose a spouse, I want to keep the live broadcast camera at all costs. Why do I feel that after this live broadcast is released, this guy has completely lost the right to choose a spouse for four years in college?"
"Tsk! Now that the Internet is so developed and self-media short videos are spreading so fast, everyone, please be more confident. He may not only lose the right to choose a spouse during the four years of college, but also the right to choose a spouse after graduation!!!"
"Dr. Chen: I have tried very hard to persuade you..."
"From the moment Dr. Chen turned his head to the side, I knew he might say something shocking. I didn't expect it! Hahahaha!!!"
"Am I the only one curious, where does he get his resources?"
"This is very simple. Just find a comment section and leave a fill-in-the-blank question. There will be many enthusiastic netizens to help you with the question!"
"Hahahaha!!! It was fine at first, but now I have to rely on myself to kill myself, and I'm completely chilled!"
"..."