Chapter 361: Those Who Eat Fried Chicken Strips Are Also PhD Students!
Just when Chen Mu was still speechless.
The man in the white coat who was following Chen Mu looked at Chen Mu cautiously.
Then he said: "Dr. Chen, you may not believe it..."
Chen Mu: "Huh?"
Chen Mu felt that the crispy college students in the school had brought enough stimulation to him.
To this day.
There should be no weird news that can shock him.
But when Chen Mu heard clearly what the man in the white coat next to him said, his footsteps stopped again.
said the man in the white coat next to him.
"Dr. Chen, among the group of people who went to eat fried chicken tenders and shit, there is also a Ph.D. student from Haicheng University."
Chen Mu was silent for a moment, "Is this doctor a serious doctor..."
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"It's so funny that Dr. Chen is beginning to doubt the teaching level of Haicheng University."
"It's okay for crispy college students to eat fried chicken tenders. Dr. Chen probably never imagined that some people who have already received their Ph.D. degrees are actually paying this kind of IQ tax."
"Is there a possibility that even a doctor is constipated?"
"Hahahahaha!!!"
"Someone has already given this doctor a nickname. He's called Dr. Shit! Hahahahaha!!!"
"Why do I think it would sound better if you call me Dr. Constipation?"
"As we all know, the nickname you have in your youth may follow you for the rest of your life."
"Is this a modern version of a shit stamp? Hahahaha!!!"
"..."
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I really can’t blame Chen Mu for being such a cautious person.
Say this in front of the camera.
Chen Mu has always felt that people who can get a doctorate are quite smart.
For a moment.
Chen Mu couldn't even help but think about it in his mind.
Do you have……
Is there such a possibility...
This shitty doctor turned out to be a very clever person.
It’s because I came to Haicheng University to study.
Are you influenced by the Feng Shui of Haicheng University, so you go to eat fried chicken tenders with other crispy college students?
Such thoughts.
It just appeared in Chen Mu's mind.
Chen Mu raised his hand and patted his forehead.
absurd!
How ridiculous!
He was really led astray by the thinking of netizens.
That’s why I think about Haicheng University so much.
Haicheng University is very good and there are no problems with Feng Shui!
The white coat next to Chen Mu.
He glanced sympathetically at Chen Mu, who was going crazy alone.
I was constantly rejoicing in my heart.
fine.
He was going to work in a hospital instead of finding a university to be a school doctor.
There is no need to face these troubles that Dr. Chen faces every day.
I thought so.
The white coat looked at Chen Mu and became more and more sympathetic.
"Dr. Chen, we have asked similar questions to yours, and even confirmed this classmate's student ID and other information. He is really a Ph.D. candidate at Haicheng University."
"He is now in the observation room downstairs, waiting for the infusion. You will be able to see this classmate soon."
Chen Mu: "..."
Is there a possibility.
He doesn't want to see this shitty doctor at all now?
"Dr. Chen, let's go faster. There are still many classmates waiting for us."
Chen Mu: "..."
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"I feel Dr. Chen's embarrassment. Dr. Chen really doesn't want to face the crispy college students in school..."
"If it's you, you probably don't want to face it. Haicheng University's current reputation has been greatly affected by the crispy college students."
"Yes, yes, many people say that if you go to Haicheng University, your brain will be damaged."
"???"
"Isn't everyone just watching the excitement? Why are there really personal attacks? I dare say that Haicheng University's care for fragile college students is among the best in the country. At least the school has done its best to protect them. Are these crispy college students?"
"Do you really think that only crispy college students are crispy? My colleague, a thirty-year-old man, just punched in at the entrance of the company, and then fell directly to the ground. He fainted due to hypoglycemia, and then he fell into a brain. Shocked, the company even organized people to go to the hospital to express condolences.”
"You have to face what you have to face, Dr. Chen can't escape..."
"..."
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"Classmate, who is your tutor?"
"Does Haicheng University have a major in Traditional Chinese Medicine? When I take the Ph.D. exam, I want to come to Haicheng University and give it a try."
"Classmate, can you share your experience of eating fried chicken tenders?"
"How long have you been constipated before you thought of such an extreme method?"
Chen Mu and the white coat beside him had just reached the door of the observation room.
I heard the sound inside.
Without even needing to poke his head in, Chen Mu could guess who the protagonist in these white coats was concerned about.
He sighed helplessly.
However, when the person following the camera behind him was about to break into the observation room, he raised his hand to stop the person behind him.
"Dr. Chen???"
The man who was stopped from following the camera gave Chen Mu a strange look.
It's not that he has any objections to Chen Mu's behavior of blocking him.
But put it in the past.
Such an occasion.
Dr. Chen allowed the program crew to film normally.
He met the confused eyes of the photographer.
Chen Mu was just polite and nodded gently, "Sorry, please wait a moment."
Said.
Chen Mu turned his head and looked at the white coat beside him, "Please go in first and find a mask for the doctor."
"Oh, okay, Dr. Chen."
The white coat ducked into the observation room of the school hospital.
Chen Mu stood calmly outside the door.
Still holding back the camera with his hands.
See this scene.
The person who was following the camera couldn't help but sigh, "Dr. Chen, I am a very measured person. I will never rush in with a camera without permission."
Chen Mu raised his eyes: "Oh?"
In fact, Chen Mu really didn't want to doubt others like this.
But Rao is a layman like him.
Everyone knows that Dr. Shit is likely to become a new Internet hot spot in the near future.
Once it really becomes an Internet hotspot.
This doctor still showed his face, it might be bad.
Eating fried chicken tenders is just a small thing.
It should not have any other impact on this doctor's future life.
He met Chen Mu's eyes that clearly didn't trust him.
For a moment.
I felt even more aggrieved when I took the photos.
Quite helpless.
He opened his mouth to explain himself: "Dr. Chen, our program team also cares about the personal privacy of Haicheng University students."
"If I really rushed in with a camera at a time like this, I would lose my job."
Chen Mu: "..."
He felt even more aggrieved when filming the video: "When I lost my job, the program team would still say that I was just a temporary worker, and all my mistakes had nothing to do with the program team."
Chen Mu: "..."
Follow-up photo: "I don't have to risk my career just for the popularity of the show crew."
Chen Mu: "..."
We have already reached this point when it comes to taking photos.
Although Chen Mu was wary before.
But here it is.
Chen Mu remained silent and put down his arm that was holding the person back.
Look at the sky.
Pretend nothing happened.
Used to cover up one's embarrassment.
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"If Dr. Chen didn't stop people, I almost forgot that students' privacy needs to be protected."
"It's a pity that today in the live broadcast room, we can't see the true face of Dr. Shit."
"Actually, this is a very good hotspot. Why doesn't Haicheng University show Dr. Shit?"
"The school needs to protect students' privacy. This is what Dr. Chen and Haicheng University should do."
"If this shitty doctor really cares about the popularity of the Internet, he will show his face later. If he doesn't care, is it difficult to respect other people's lives?"
"Also, even if you don't show your face, everyone is still playing this joke! Just smile after dinner. There is no need to affect other people's otherwise brilliant lives. It is not easy to study and get a doctorate."
"..."
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Chen Mu didn't expect it.
A small inadvertent move by oneself may cause such heated discussion on the Internet.
Chen Mu at this moment.
Still immersed in the embarrassment just now.
When the white coat came out, he stared at Chen Mu for two minutes.
They even thought that there was some quality problem on the ceiling of the school hospital, and Chen Mu was checking it carefully.
I followed it a few times.
I don't see any merit.
Only then did the white coat walk up to Chen Mu and remind him in a low voice: "Dr. Chen, the mask has been put on. I also made it clear to him about recording the live broadcast. He doesn't mind. We can go in."
Chen Mu nodded.
Just entered the house.
I saw a room.
The pale patients all looked at him.
Chen Mu: "..."
A man in a white coat handed the list in his hand to Chen Mu: "Doctor Chen, these are the sling bottles we are going to prepare for these patients."
"After your second inspection, if there is no problem, we will give the patient an injection."
Chen Mu glanced at the list and said, "Commonly used drugs for acute gastroenteritis, as long as the patient has no history of drug allergies, there should be no problem."
"But first, let's confirm whether these patients have gastroenteritis."
although.
Combined with previous feelings.
Chen Mu also felt that they were inseparable.
Just to be cautious.
Just to confirm again.
"Which situation is the most serious, start with the most serious first."
A white coat.
Without hesitation, he raised his hand and pointed at a fat man, "Someone else ate one portion of fried chicken fillet, but this guy thought it tasted so delicious that he ate five portions."
Chen Mu: "..."
White coat: "When we just brought him in, he couldn't pull anything out, but he was still farting wildly. It was also because of his presence that we urgently turned on the fresh air system in the observation room of the school hospital."
Chen Mu: "..."
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"It appears. The law of Crouching Dragon and Phoenix Hatchling. When a Crouching Dragon like Dr. Shit appears, there will definitely be a Phoenix Hatchling of the same magnitude."
"Because the patient farted, the fresh air system was turned on. I was suddenly curious about what kind of fart could be so powerful."
"You netizens are really interesting. Why are you so curious about everything? Do you want to go and smell it in person?"
"It's not impossible, but it's too late to go now."
"???"
"I just said it casually, you really thought about it!"
"This barrage is so impressive."
"I often feel out of tune with you guys because I'm not good enough at bt..."
"It's terrible, this barrage is really terrible!"
"..."
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Even though Chen Mu has been doing this for years.
In the emergency room.
In the school hospital.
He thinks he has seen the world.
But when he heard the white coat next to him say that because a patient farted, the fresh air system was turned on directly, the corners of his lips twitched uncontrollably.
This group of crispy college students from Haicheng University.
Really...
They can often bring him some unimaginable "surprises".
Chen Mu sighed.
He walked to the patient and took his pulse.
Who knew.
Seeing Chen Mu coming, the patient was so excited that he farted.
Chen Mu: "..."
Smelling the indescribable smell, Chen Mu silently got up and found a mask for himself.
He put it on.
"Doctor Chen, I'm sorry, I really didn't think I would be unable to control it..."
The patient himself was also scared.
Facing Chen Mu, he apologized repeatedly.
But the result.
"Puff! Puff!"
Two loud farts again, holding everyone in place.
Chen Mu tried to make himself look calmer.
Amid the continuous farts, he finished taking the patient's pulse.
When he stood up.
He was even a little dazed, "It's acute gastroenteritis. Just give the patient an injection according to the medicine you prepared before."
"But remember to confirm that the patient has not drunk alcohol and has no history of allergies. If there is a history of allergies, come to me again."
The white coat stared at Chen Mu.
The corners of his lips couldn't help but rise several times.
What to do.
Chen Mu's face at this moment was really ugly.
Even the white coat almost laughed out loud.
Still forced to suppress the corners of his lips.
Trying to make yourself not show it too obviously.
But the shoulders couldn't be concealed.
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"Did anyone see clearly that when Dr. Chen squatted down just now, he just caught that, right?"
"If you post this kind of barrage, Dr. Chen will hunt you down across the province."
"What's this? You've been working in the ICU for two days. When you just started changing the pads, the patient suddenly pulled your hand. You have to endure it."
"But the money in the ICU is so expensive, it's normal to do this, right?"
"The money hasn't gone into our pockets, and the equipment in the ICU is so expensive. Many hospitals are operating the ICU at a loss."
"The fees are so expensive, and they will still lose money?"
"Is the hospital really like that?" Sometimes, a seemingly insignificant device costs millions..."
"I've heard a saying in the hospital before, that when encountering medical troubles, they hide behind very expensive equipment. Those medical troubles also know that it's expensive, and when they are ruthless, they will hesitate a little."
"It sounds so sad..."
"..."
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"It's no problem, just hang it normally."
"It's not a big problem, just hang it normally."
"It's no problem with this..."
Chen Mu saw several patients in a row, all of whom had gastroenteritis caused by eating unclean things.
At the moment.
The whole person relaxed a little.
Gastroenteritis is a disease.
It's not a big problem.
As long as the school hospital hangs water for students normally, they don't even need to be sent to the hospital.
He saw several patients in a row.
When Chen Mu's mood had gradually relaxed.
After Chen Mu felt the pulse of a girl.
There was a brief silence.
Staring at the girl, he asked: "Classmate, can I ask you what you pooped after eating chicken fillets?"