Chapter 946: Cohabitation Begins [Two-in-One]
"rogue!"
Just two words.
But the tone is really too soft.
Fang Che suddenly felt a fire rushing up from his heart and rushing down...
Yan Beihan's face suddenly changed, his face turned red, and his whole body suddenly felt feverish. He only felt a strange feeling suddenly coming from his plump thighs, as if he was being resisted by something...
At this moment, Xiao Baibai, who was about to be crushed into a piece of cat cake between the two of them, was not happy.
"Ehhhhh..."
Xiao Baibai struggled hard, his big eyes full of reluctance.
He struggled with all his strength, but still didn't dare to expose the sharp nails inside the pads of his claws.
Xiao Baibai was going crazy. He stuck out his tongue and gasped. He had a big opinion: If you two are intimate, just be intimate. What's going on with me sandwiched in the middle?
I'm flat, I need to breathe... there's no air in my lungs...
It's a good thing that I'm a monster. If it were a really big tiger like an ordinary tiger, it would definitely be dead right now...
Fortunately, my mother still has some cushioning on her chest...
Xiao Baibai struggled like this, and Fang Che's eyes suddenly became clear, and Yan Beihan finally came to his senses, jumped up with his face flushed, and picked up Xiao Baibai.
Then he kicked Fang Che: "Rogue, you are about to squeeze Xiao Baibai to death!"
Only when the hair left Fang Che's face did he realize that this was still the face of Night Demon! I was actually kissed by Night Demon with such an ugly face...
Yan Beihan angrily kicked Fang Che again!
"You're a bastard! You're so ugly!"
As he spoke, he hurriedly started to sort out his clothes.
For a long time, I still felt a strange feeling coming from the roots of my thighs, as if something was still firmly pushing against me...
Yan Beihan clasped a small hand behind his back, clenching and unclenching his slender fingers constantly, feeling some cramps in his nervous fingers.
Face flushed.
Even the ears are red and crystal clear.
Fang Che was lying on the ground and didn't dare to get up, because he couldn't bear it for a while, and it became even more obvious when he stood up. He hurriedly turned to his side and blocked it with his thigh to avoid embarrassment, pretending to moan loudly: "Oh, hey, kick me to death..." "
The leg was injured and was wrapped in Yan Beihan's spiritual energy. He did not dare to move and could not roll to express his pain.
I could only howl at the top of my lungs.
Yan Beihan looked at him with a red face and said bitterly: "Mr. Fang, you are so energetic... You are still injured like this..."
This topic is so embarrassing.
Fang Che hurriedly begged to change the topic: "Master Yan... please do it..."
"What!?"
Yan Beihan's eyebrows stood up straight, and he was so embarrassed that he almost felt hot.
Can you please ask me to do this?
"I mean...my legs..."
Fang Che wailed hurriedly: "Give me a reconstruction pill..."
"..."
Yan Beihan realized that he had misunderstood, so he became even more embarrassed. He ran up to him and kicked him viciously on his butt and waist: "...I'll give it to you...I'll give it to you!...A good beating! I'll kick you to death." !”
"What's going on? What's going on?"
Following the cry, Bi Yunyan ran back from a distance, and at a glance he saw the Night Demon rolling on the ground, while Yan Beihan kept yelling and scolding, and kicked him fiercely.
I was immediately startled.
Oh my God, something big has happened!
He hurriedly came over to break up the fight: "Don't be impulsive, everything can be discussed... Xiaohan, this is nothing... What is going on? This is..."
Hugging Yan Beihan's shoulders: "Xiaohan, calm down, calm down."
Yan Beihan coughed and didn't know what to say.
On the ground, Fang Che wailed quickly: "Master Bi, please help me, my legs... I just ask for a reconstruction pill..."
Yan Beihan really seized the opportunity and said angrily: "We haven't arrived at the camp yet, and we haven't confirmed whether there is still sword energy in it and whether it has been cleaned out. This bastard actually doubts that I won't give it to him! Yun Yan, tell me, I am Such a stingy person!”
Bi Yunyan advised: "Calm down, Night Demon doesn't understand, right? Besides, it's normal to be anxious about this injury. Night Demon, I'm not telling you, how could you be like this? We can't treat you if you're injured. ? Are you looking down on others? Xiaohan’s face turned red with anger.
"Don't do this again."
The two sides comforted each other, and then said: "I found a valley in front of me, which can be used as a campsite for our group. I am really satisfied with this valley... Come on, I will take you to see it."
Bi Yunyan volunteered as he spoke: "Night Demon, come on, I'll carry you. You're a bit unpretentious in this matter. You actually made Xiaohan angry. Let me tell you, I won't help you with this matter." But I can’t get through it. Xiaohan has a grudge, I tell you.”
Yan Beihan snorted, rolled his eyes and said: "You should lead the way and check if there is any water source. This is very important. I should carry him on my back. What a cautious man... I want to stop carrying him suddenly I don’t know how I will be resented by him if I don’t carry him on my back.”
Bi Yunyan laughed and said: "Okay, okay, then you two have a good chat and don't lose your temper..."
After saying that, he hurried away, looking back as he walked: "Hurry up, this place is so beautiful. I'm going to check on the water source."
Bi Yunyan felt that without him, the group would break up sooner or later.
It's so heartbreaking.
Night Demon is like this, Yan Beihan is like this, hey, there are only three of us in a group, it’s really hard to control our tempers...
Two gentlemen who are thinking about the long term.
Bi Yunyan was walking while thinking about how to maintain the relationship, how to promote harmony, and how to make those two people stay together.
Don't quarrel.
Because, according to the time point of the outbreak of the Tomb of God, the three of them will have to be together for several years at least. If these two can't reconcile, how can they spend these years? Do I have to keep trying to persuade them to fight?
Bi Yunyan was very melancholy.
Watching Bi Yunyan walk away, Yan Beihan's mood also recovered. He walked over with a stern face and said, "Let's go, Mr. Fang. You pretended so well that Yunyan really thought we had a conflict."
Fang Che curled up with a bitter face and said, "Master Yan... wait a little longer... just wait a little longer..."
Yan Beihan frowned: "What's wrong?"
He stretched his head to take a look, and saw Fang Che with an embarrassed face, dodging his eyes, and desperately shrinking his thighs to cover... the front position, cough.
Suddenly, his face turned into a persimmon, and he stamped his feet repeatedly, feeling ashamed and angry: "You...you, hurry up!"
Fang Che looked miserable and embarrassed: "I...what can I do? This, this is hard to get down..."
He recited the meditation mantra in his heart.
Bingche Lingtai Bingche Lingtai...it's useless!
Yan Beihan rubbed his hands in the air, and a ball of spiritual energy suddenly formed, and then turned into ice water with ice chips.
He poured it all over his head and said in shame and anger: "It's done!"
"Another ball..."
When Yan Beihan finally carried Fang Che on his back and hurried on again, Mr. Fang's hair was wet, his face was pale, and his spirit was a little depressed.
This way, he was abused again after being seriously injured. And even his head was poured with water!
Bi Yunyan sighed in her heart when she saw this scene.
It seems that Night Demon is not going to have a good time in Xiaohan's hands this time.
I have to help him no matter what.
Fang Che and Yan Beihan came to the front of the valley and were immediately satisfied after taking a look.
The whole valley was like a quiet little basin, surrounded by flowers and green grass, with very few big trees, but a few of them were extremely thick and tall. The roots were deep and the leaves were lush, and the treetops were stretched out, like a bunch of big umbrellas.
It was surrounded by mountains on all sides, one of which was a cliff that was as sharp as a knife.
The other three sides were all gentle slopes at the bottom, and then they suddenly became steep at the top.
Especially in the middle, there were several clear lakes of different sizes. The lake water was like a mirror, clear to the bottom.
On the steepest cliff, a silver dragon fell from the sky, but it was a waterfall, with waterfalls and springs, jumping pearls and splashing jade, beautiful, elegant and quiet.
It was completely a paradise.
"What a nice place!" Fang Che praised.
"Yes." Yan Beihan couldn't help but like it, and said, "I don't want to leave after seeing this place. I'd be happy to live here forever."
Bi Yunyan smiled and said, "How is it, how is the place I chose?"
"You have good taste!"
Yan Beihan gave his praise generously.
"The place is very big, and it doesn't seem to be very good now, but when you go down, you will find that there are differences in height between the lakes. It is naturally blocked. It doesn't affect our bathing."
"As for where to live, we can do whatever we want." Bi Yunyan kept talking about her future life plan.
Try to make the atmosphere lively.
She felt that she was really worried about unity.
Hey, I hope these two people can appreciate it. That would be worth my hard work.
"Hey... Hey... Why is it like this?"
Bi Yunyan said more than half of it, and when she turned around, she suddenly found something wrong.
She looked over with a questioning look: "This... What's going on?"
Then she became angry: "What's going on?"
The voice became a little shrill.
The two wondered: "What's wrong?"
Turning around, they saw Bi Yunyan looking at Xiao Baibai with anger on her face. It turned out that Xiao Baibai was squatting on Fang Che's shoulder obediently.
This made Bi Yunyan extremely angry: "Why? Why can Ye Mo hold Xiao Baibai? But I can't?"
Yan Beihan laughed and said: "As long as Xiao Baibai is willing, of course you can too!"
"But isn't the biggest problem here?"
Bi Yunyan felt very aggrieved: "Xiao Baibai didn't let me hug him, not even touch him, but he could stand so obediently on Ye Mo's shoulder?"
Yan Beihan knew what was going on. This is Xiao Baibai's daddy, isn't it normal for Xiao Baibai to squat on his shoulder?
But how can such a thing be said openly?
So she spread her hands and said, "You've stumped me... I don't know what's going on, you have to ask Xiao Baibai."
Bi Yunyan rushed forward with a fierce look on her face: "Xiao Baibai, I ask you, why did you..."
Xiao Baibai flexibly turned around and jumped onto Fang Che's other shoulder.
Looking at Bi Yunyan like a flood or a beast.
She was alert.
Bi Yunyan grabbed it again, and Xiao Baibai turned around again. Her small body was extremely flexible, and she would not let you grab it anyway.
Bi Yunyan's eyes were red with anger: "Why, why? Why? Why, why why?"
Xiao Baibai looked at her with innocent eyes, his ears trembled, and he turned his head very majestically, with a proud look of looking far away from a high place.
"Don't worry about Xiao Baibai, let's go down quickly."
Yan Beihan tried to smooth things over: "Besides, there is a lot of time in the future. When you and Xiao Bai are familiar with each other, can it not let you hold it?"
"But why does Ye Mo?"
Bi Yunyan was relentless.
"Maybe I carried Night Demon all the way, and Xiao Baibai thought he was one of his own."
Yan Beihan came up with a reason.
Bi Yunyan believed it and asked: "Then you will carry me for a while every day from now on?"
"Get out!"
Yan Beihan snorted, then checked Fang Che's feet, and checked the spiritual energy again. After making sure it was OK, he took out a Recreation Pill: "Here, eat it. Look at how worried you are! I I should stretch you for two more days!”
Fang Che quickly took it, swallowed it in one gulp, and smiled; "Thank you, Master Yan. I will definitely repay Master Yan's kindness in the future!"
"Tsk, who cares?"
Yan Beihan raised his head proudly.
Bi Yunyan said happily: "That's right. There will be a long time to come. It's great for everyone to be in harmony."
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Fang Che hurriedly borrowed the donkey from Poxia and said, "Please take care of me, sir, in the coming days."
Yan Beihan nodded reservedly: "Easy to say, easy to say."
Then the three of them went down together. Fang Che recovered his cultivation and could float down with his spiritual power. In front of Bi Yunyan, Yan Beihan could no longer carry him on his back.
It would be inappropriate if we still carry this point of the road.
Just walk slowly and wait for him.
While walking, you should also pretend to enjoy the scenery. Master Yan also had a hard time covering it up.
"This place is really not small. And the grass is quite good, and there are flowers here... By the way, I also brought some seeds, and I will plant some vegetables in the flat area over there to eat later."
Yan Beihan pointed to the other side.
"You even brought this?" Bi Yunyan was surprised: "Did you know it was a hundred years before you came in?"
"The mountain man has his own clever plan."
Yan Beihan smiled reservedly, thinking that after experiencing the Yin and Yang Realm, wouldn't I be stupid if I wasn't prepared?
Taking advantage of the fact that nothing was wrong now, Fang Che began to verify his previous doubts: "Master Yan, this time Sanfang Tiandi seems to be different from before?"
"Yes."
Yan Beihan said: "Originally, it was not called Lingming Trial Field, but was called Sanfang Tiandi."
"As expected." Fang Che said silently.
"Also, it turns out that there is no such situation where you need to start from scratch after coming in. Instead, whatever cultivation level you come in is the same cultivation level that you can use to survive inside. When you go out, whatever cultivation level you have improved in here will be the same level of cultivation you have when you go out. ”
"Got it."
"The third thing is the issue of what is brought out. Unlike now, it is also recorded. This scoreboard is also the first time it has appeared. It has not been there before."
Yan Beihan said: "The fourth thing is the size of the world. From their original description, it can be felt that it is not as big as it is now."
"Then there is the issue of spiritual beasts and monsters. When they come in, they rarely encounter so many monsters that are so powerful. Many of them came in before to fight the Beast King, or maybe the elixir guarded by the Beast King. It is completely different from this time."
Bi Yunyan also sighed: "Yes. I don't know what happened this time. The changes are so big that all the previous experiences are useless."
Fang Che said: "Since we all have scoreboards now, and they all display numerical values, it is impossible for us to rank ourselves. Instead, there is a general ranking somewhere in this world."
"Yes, such a place definitely exists! It's just that we haven't found it yet, or... it hasn't appeared yet."
Yan Beihan's face was solemn and he said: "About this matter, we have to discuss it carefully in the coming days. Now we are no longer alone. We have someone to discuss with. Many things can be confirmed by each other. It will be much clearer."
"Yes."
Fang Che felt his legs itching, and an extremely powerful vitality emerged from his body, growing towards the broken part.
I have to say that with the amount of injuries Fang Che has suffered now, using the Recreation Pill is a bit of a waste.
Although the calf bone was broken, it was not lost. What was really cut off was a small piece of the heel.
With all the spiritual energy in his body restored, he could bear this regenerative force completely awake and even magnified. This feeling is really sour.
The urge to scratch in my heart came in waves like an overwhelming mountain, each wave getting higher than the last.
But Fang Che held it back, his face even remained unchanged, and he was able to discuss the problem with Yan Beihan with normal thinking and quick thinking.
Yan Beihan and Bi Yunyan were both waiting to see his joke, but when they saw that this guy actually endured it without changing his expression, he didn't even frown.
Even Bi Yunyan was extremely impressed: "Ye Mo, I, Bi Yunyan, am really convinced by your endurance! You're so awesome!"
Yan Beihan scolded: "Yunyan! The girl's words are too vulgar."
Bi Yunyan stuck out her tongue, looking aggrieved.
When we were together, we talked much more than this... Why are you pretending to be serious today?
"A place to live, that's what I thought."
Yan Beihan pointed to the gentle slope and said: "Over there, if you dig a few holes, you can make it very comfortable, and you don't need to repair it all the time. It can protect you from strong winds and rains. What do you two think?"
"Agree!" Fang Che was the first to respond. Then Bi Yunyan agreed.
"In addition, in this valley, where the scenery is better, we can build a few pavilions to enjoy flowers and moonlight in spring, cool breeze in summer and snow in winter. It is also a good choice to have a drink occasionally."
Yan Beihan pointed at several places with his fingers.
"Okay!" Bi Yunyan raised her hand in agreement.
Fang Che added: "Of course the most important thing is to build several huts in hidden and clean places..."
"Shut up!"
The two women turned their heads and looked fiercely at the same time.
Fang Che had no choice but to shut up.
"Leave this job to you!"
Yan Beihan stared with his big beautiful eyes.
Almost pissed off!
At this time of planning for the future, what this guy said about that hut was really disgraceful to the extreme.
"Okay, I'll do it." Fang Che said, "Those are the best places."
He also pointed with his hand and said: "I saw those places at a glance. You see, where the latrines are built, no matter how strong the smell is, it can't spread much, and it's just in the wind, and it will come out as soon as it blows." We’re in the valley..."
"Of course you need to build three or two, you see..."
Fang Che thought deeply: "After all, men and women have to be separated, we can't use one..."
"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!"
Yan Beihan and Bi Yunyan are going crazy.
That's all the bastard talks about.
In an instant, both women felt that this beautiful valley was filled with an unpleasant smell.
"You should worry about yourself." Bi Yunyan snorted and said, "Both of us have eaten Qiongxiao flower."
Fang Che was stunned: "Doesn't shit stink?"
Bang!
Fang Che was kicked out more than ten feet by the unbearable Yan Beihan. His buttocks were propped up on the soft grass, and he slid out on all fours like he was on a slide.
"Smelly man! It's so disgusting!"
Yan Beihan's face was full of disgust.
Bi Yunyan chuckled: "What you said before is absolutely right. Not only is this guy ugly, he also has a bit of a mean personality."
Yan Beihan glanced at her lightly.
He said calmly: "Yes, it is indeed ugly!"
Next, Fang Che recovered from his injuries alone in the valley, and then Yan Beihan and Bi Yunyan left the valley and searched thousands of miles around.
Make sure there's nothing else.
Not even super-level monsters.
Immediately relieved.
Then the two women began to choose a site to build their own place to live. It would not be difficult for the three of them to dig a hole in this kind of mountain.
Of course, the caves of Bi Yunyan and Yan Beihan were on the same mountain wall.
Bi Yunyan wanted to live with Yan Beihan, or to build two adjacent caves and connect them.
This makes it easier for two people to talk together, and occasionally they can talk in bed together at night.
However, Yan Beihan firmly refused: "No! Stay away from me! This is the golden time for our cultivation. Why do you, a girl, just want to play?"
"The minimum distance from me is fifty feet!"
"Let's go! Don't come near me!"
Bi Yunyan was driven away.
Then Fang Che was also driven away: "Night Demon, why... you also want to be our neighbor here?"
Yan Beihan raised his eyebrows and said, "Go to the mountain wall on the opposite side! How dare you squeeze in with two girls! Let's go, let's go quickly!"
Fang Che was shocked: "Let me live across the street by myself?"
Yan Beihan said angrily: "Of course! Do you still want to live in my cave?"
"My subordinates dare not."
"Don't dare to leave... By the way, you don't have to worry about us girls going to the bathroom, just do it yourself."
Yanbei cold road.
Fang Che nodded: "Then where did you do it? I'll be careful not to do it together."
"Don't worry!"
Yan Beihan said angrily: "Why are you asking so carefully? Anyway, just do it on your side! Stop looking here and stop asking!"
Fang Che touched his head and had no choice but to turn around and leave.
"Make your cave lower! Don't make it too high!" Yan Beihan followed again.
"Then why?"
Fang Che was puzzled.
"We need to take a bath. What do you want to do when the cave is so high?" Yan Beihan glared: "Understand? Hurry up and leave!"
Fang Che sighed.
Turn around and run away quickly.
I really don’t understand. With such a level of cultivation, one can clean things with just a blast of spiritual energy. Why should he take a bath?
Isn't this... taking off your pants and farting unnecessary?