Chapter 22: [Please Don't Like Me Casually]
"Extremely boring!" The bright-eyed thief flicked away Yue Yang's big hand, stood up, turned his head and left.
"How can it be boring? A man loves a woman, loves each other, romantic love, this is the most meaningful thing in the world!" Yue Yang hurriedly chased out, and while staring at a thief with bright eyes, he laughed loudly: "Brother, don't I'm sorry, if you don't know how to use the technique in the room, I can teach you! Although I don't have much experience, we can study together slowly... If you have something to say, don't touch the dagger!"
The bright-eyed thief was furious and stopped.
He raised his hand, and the cold dagger flashed.
Seeing that the dagger was on his neck, Yue Yang quickly raised his hands obediently to express his surrender.
"Go away, I'm not the same kind of person as you!" The bright-eyed thief resisted the urge not to kill this kid, and coldly squeezed out a sentence in the gap between Little White Fang.
"Isn't it? You don't like women?" Yue Yang's expression was exaggerated: "Aren't you the legendary acceptor?"
"What is a man?" The bright-eyed thief couldn't understand.
"In this world, there are two types of 'offensive' and 'defense'. Offensive is responsible for cultivating and sowing seeds, and doing hard work; defending is different, defending is responsible for enjoying, groaning, and doing. It's a comfortable and beautiful errand... Oh, don't fight!" Before Yue Yang finished speaking, the bright-eyed thief had already punched him in the face.
"I warn you, if you see me in the future, take the initiative to roll away, or I will kill you!" The bright eye thief is very angry, but Yue Yang admits that this guy's angry appearance is also very good-looking.
Some people in the world are like this, whether they are laughing or angering, their small appearance is very good-looking.
When you see it, you can't help but love it.
On the contrary, some people are different. Whether they are laughing or angry, they all look very disgusting, which makes people look at it. In addition to vomiting or vomiting, after watching for a long time, they will have the urge to commit suicide by hitting a wall. Yue Yang felt that this bright-eyed thief belonged to the former small-looking good-looking, and that the more you looked at it, the more you liked it. When he saw the bright-eyed thief, he was angry, and he didn't feel afraid, but his face smiled even more happily: "Don't worry, I will hide away. Because, I am afraid that you will like me!"
The bright-eyed thief originally wanted to kick Yue Yang and leave, but when he heard these words, he immediately felt that the kid in front of him was crazy.
"What did you say? I would like you?" The bright-eyed thief couldn't believe his ears.
"Of course, a man as good and handsome as me is very popular, whether it is among beautiful women or beautiful men. However, please note that although I am loved by everyone, flowers are blooming, and cars are blooming. I see the jade-faced little wolf who is in the car, three mountains and five mountains, no one knows, no one knows, who is invincible all over the world, and a pear tree pressing a begonia, but I only like beautiful women, and I have no feelings for beautiful men at all, so please don’t be casual Like me!" Yue Yang raised his face narcissistically, his nose turned to the sky, and he was complacent.
"..." The bright-eyed thief almost fell to the ground.
It's not that narcissistic people haven't seen before, but it's the first time I've seen such narcissistic people.
The city wall of Baishicheng is like a thin piece of paper compared to this kid's skin. The bright-eyed thief estimates that even if all the narcissists in the world are gathered together, they are one person, and then compared with this kid in front of him, I believe that the degree of narcissism is not one-tenth of his level!
The bright-eyed thief is glad that he is not a narcissist, otherwise, in front of this kid, he is very likely to commit suicide with a dagger...
God knows how such a pervert was born in the world.
That's right, apart from perverts, no adjectives can accurately describe this guy in front of him who is full of lust and narcissism!
"Although many beautiful men have expressed their love to me, my heart belongs only to beautiful women, and forever!" Yue Yang clenched his fists with certainty.
"Don't worry, a toad as good as you,
I won't like you, and never will! "The bright-eyed thief secretly ridiculed Yue Yang that this is a toad who wants to eat swan meat, which is whimsical.
"Then I'm relieved, brother, I've always been worried about this problem. Now, it turns out that you don't like men, just like me, you also like beautiful women, huh, now I finally let go of my heart! Since you don't like men , I like beauties, then it's easy to handle, this is very good, we have a common language, we all have common hobbies, come and come, let's go pick up girls together! I am knowledgeable and talented, I have always wanted to write this book of picking up girls to guide the world Thousands of lost teenagers, now they are short of a partner." Yue Yang patted his chest, exaggeratingly said that his heart had finally returned after a long time, and he enthusiastically put his arms around the shoulders of the bright-eyed thief, as if he had found a like-minded comrade-in-arms.
"I said, you are such a learned and talented person, you can complete the collection of girls by yourself, I will not accompany me if I have something to do!" The bright-eyed thief sneered, and the laughter extremely despised this self-proclaimed learned and talented guy, thinking that this kid is not only full of lust ,What else?
"It seems that you are very suspicious of my true talents, brother, you are completely misunderstood. When you learn about one ten thousandth of my vast knowledge, I believe you will be deeply fascinated by my talents. Before, I was just worried that you would I fell in love with me regardless of my man's body, and wanted to have a super-friendship relationship with me, so I kept it hidden, understand? Brother, do you think I'm an ordinary person? No, I'm a genius!" Yue Yang almost didn't Write the word genius on your forehead. UU Reading www.uukanshu.com
"Are you a genius? A born fool?"
The bright-eyed thief has never seen such an arrogant narcissist in his life, but he dares to call himself a genius!
If geniuses are like him, then human beings are estimated to be destroyed!
"If you swear that you will never be fascinated by me, I will show you both hands... There is no way to keep you from knowing how powerful I am, let me tell you, not to mention ordinary people, it is the poet Li Bai, he also He often plagiarizes my poems! Do you know why Li Bai is called a poetry fairy? Even if he plagiarized my poems, as well as the poet Du Fu, he also often plagiarized my poems, otherwise they would be called 'Li Bai' Du Wenwen is here, and the flames are shining. You don’t know, it’s because of me that they have what they are today, do you understand?” Student Yue Yang solemnly affirmed, his expression was very serious and serious, and the bright-eyed thief was dumbfounded. Frightened, this kid can still write poetry?
"Poetry Immortal Li Bai? Who is he?" The bright-eyed thief found that he had never heard of poetic immortal Li Bai.
"Children, you have to study hard and make progress every day. Even the poet Li Bai doesn't know who it is. This is not good!" Yue Yang patted the bright-eyed thief on the shoulder in an old-fashioned manner, and took out a pair of "You're young, don't work hard, boss disciple." sad' expression.
"What's so great about this poet Li Bai, why should I know him?" The bright-eyed thief snorted coldly, disdainfully, but he was actually a little guilty.
"Haven't you even heard of Jing Yesi who copied me? It's a classic, can't you?" Yue Yang's expression was as if he had just discovered an illiterate monster.
"Jing Yesi? I haven't heard of it before, what kind of poetry is it?" The bright-eyed thief tried his best to remember, but he really couldn't find the relevant memory of this poem.