Chapter 167: [3 Women and 1 Gathering, the World Is in Chaos]
"Ah, in fact, she is my wife, and she already has my baby in her stomach, and she never dared to tell you." Yue Yang pretended that I was a heartless person.
"..." The mysterious beauty is holy.
"Hahahahaha!" City Lord Luohua was stunned for a few seconds, and then burst into a characteristic laugh, laughing until the incense fan shook the flowers and branches, and finally burst into tears, patting Yue Yang's shoulder with his small hand , Suppressing a smile and said: "She is still a virgin, how can she have a baby? Can you laugh a little more at your jokes?"
"My lord, how do you know she's a virgin?" Yue Yang asked pretending to be stupid.
"Didn't you find out that she and I both have that nice virgin body fragrance? I said, classmate Yue Yang, if you want to lie, you have to look at who you are!" City Master Luo Hua laughed.
"It really smells like a virgin, let me smell it!" Yue Yang leaned over to the mysterious beauty.
"Smell your $!!" The book of mysterious beauty put Yue Yang on the ground.
"Now, your family's face is thicker than the city wall." City Lord Luo Hua leaned over, smiled and lifted Yue Yang's chin with his little finger, and his lips were just a few centimeters away from Yue Yang's lips, exhaling like blue, and his movements were very The ambiguous: "Actually, you don't have to be nervous. It doesn't matter what kind of relationship you have with her. I just care a little bit about the lifelong happiness of my future captain of the personal guard. Don't get me wrong!"
"I've misunderstood... Ah no, I mean I want to misunderstand, no, I mean the misunderstanding has been resolved, I'm not nervous!" Yue Yang said f6 incoherently.
"Your heart seems to be beating a little fast?" City Mistress Luo Hua seemed to have a narrow smile in his eyes.
"This proves that my vitality is strong." In this posture, student Yue Yang could see a touch of whiteness in the collar of Luohua City Lord's brocade robe. Under such circumstances, if the heartbeat does not speed up, then it must be Dongfang Invincible.
"Your face is also a little red?" City Mistress Luo Hua asked again.
"It proves that I am in good health and look good!" Student Yue Yang replied fluently.
"Why is the tip of the nose still sweating?" City Master Luo Hua gently blew a puff of fragrance on Yue Yang's face, almost melting the bones of classmate Yue Yang.
Under such an ambiguous posture, if the heart doesn't beat, the face doesn't turn red, the ears don't feel hot, and the tip of the nose doesn't sweat, then unless Yue Yang has changed his name to Liu Xiahui. The most terrible thing is that there is a mysterious beautiful woman on the sidelines watching, the double stimulation makes people very uncomfortable. Several times, student Yue Yang was ready to simply overthrow one and forget it.
Anyway, it's not bad to push down any girl.
However, he was greedy enough.
I think they are all good girls, and I can't give it to others cheaply, I have to pay for it myself.
Of course, it will be even more difficult to win all of them, so Yueyang students can't act too wolf, they have to pretend to be a gentleman to lower their vigilance.
Yue Yang said very positively: "The tip of the nose is sweating, that's because the weather is too hot!"
As soon as this sentence was finished, a gust of cold wind blew the sky full of broken snow.
Fluttering down one by one, the mysterious beauty suddenly turned around, sneezed so small that even mosquitoes could not run away, and muttered to herself, "This weather is indeed too hot!" "
"Don't be afraid, my clothes are warm!" When Yue Yang saw the opportunity to be courteous, he quickly jumped up, took off the outer fur coat, and wrapped it around the body of the mysterious beauty.
"You are so proficient in this movement..." City Master Luo Hua looked Yue Yang up and down, and asked with a smile: "Can you take off another one?"
"If you take it off again, you'll be naked, but if you want it, of course I'll give it to you. Is it okay if the pants haven't been washed for half a month?" Yue Yang was about to take off his pants.
"Who cares about it!" City Master Luo Hua reached out and touched the fur coat on the mysterious beauty, and said something so suddenly that Yue Yang's darling almost jumped out of fright. City Lord Luohua seemed to have no intention of doing so, and said in surprise: "This skin is the dragon skin? It's the flying dragon I fought with you in the castle in the sky last time, right? The leather is pretty good, I didn't expect it to be made so soon!"
"You went to the castle in the air with her to fight the flying dragon?" This time it was the turn of the mysterious beauty to stare at Yue Yang with a knife-like gaze. It’s not ready yet. I’m the venom flying dragon that went to Guijianshou Yingming Stream with that silly girl like Princess Dixie to fight…” Yue Yang hurriedly defended himself without money.
When the two girls heard this, they immediately showed a look of sudden realization: "Ah, it turned out that they fought with Princess Sissi!"
Yue Yang was sweating profusely, it's over, how did he pull Princess Xiqian out.
Now, it's really hard to wash.
Seeing that the eyes of the two women turned into knives, Yue Yang immediately raised his hands in surrender: "You two beauties, don't get me wrong, I actually have nothing to do with Princess Sissi. Although I went to Yingming Canyon with her Fighting monsters, but I didn't molested her halfway, and I didn't touch her chest. I didn't know that her breasts were bigger than the two of you, and I didn't know her waist... In short, I am very good. I've never done it, and I don't know anything!"
"Go on." City Mistress Luohua began to accumulate aurora in his hands.
"I seem to be able to trust you!" The mysterious beauty was also preparing to summon the ice storm.
"God, I'm really innocent...Who can prove it to me? Hui Tailang, tell me, I'm innocent!" Yue Yang was about to cry to death, why is it getting darker and darker? As soon as Big Big Wolf heard what his master said, he immediately used his newly learned foreign language, let out a 'meow,' and then nodded proudly, proving his master's innocence.
Student Yue Yang fell down.
City Lord Luohua and the mysterious beauty clapped their hands, and praised with a sneer: "That's right, even pets are trained to help you lie."
Yue Yang was dizzy, and explained sweatingly: "I really didn't do anything to Princess Sissi, that silly girl can stare at people with a rouge tiger, it's scary, and she can cut people with a sword, she's so fierce, it's not as good as You are gentle, how could I dare to tease him? He teased me the other way around, I really have nothing to do with her, God can testify for me!"
"I can also testify for him." Behind Yue Yang, a clear voice sounded, sincerely affirming: "He really didn't do anything to me, except riding on my body and tearing up all my clothes outside."
Huh?
As soon as Yue Yang turned his head, he suddenly found Princess Sissi, the swordsman Yujie, standing behind him.
He thought he was dazzled and rubbed his eyes.
In the end, I found that it was not an illusion, and I was sweating profusely.
City Master Luo Hua asked curiously: "What happens after you tear up your clothes?"
"He stretched out his wolf claws..." Princess Sissi, who was dressed in silver armor, nodded frankly, admitting the fact that she was attacked by Yue Yang's wolf hand.
"No, I was just tricking a carrion-eating black-bone chicken, I promise I didn't touch it!" Yue Yang quickly defended himself.
"Yes, he didn't touch it." Princess Sissi affirmed Yue Yang's defense again, nodded and said:
"He stretched out his wolf claws to grab..."
"What happens after the wolf's claws are caught?" At this moment, the mysterious beauty asked suddenly.
"Nothing happened after I caught it, no, I didn't catch it, nothing happened after that, no, the enemy appeared, we were too busy to deal with the enemy, and we didn't have time to do anything else!" Yue Yang recalled that he pressed Princess Sissy that day, and the wolf claws Stretch down, did you really catch it? I was so nervous at the time, it felt as if I had really touched it, but my memory was not very clear, did I catch it myself? Student Yue Yang couldn't be sure, he felt the whole process was muddled.
"Well, the enemy is coming, about two hours later..." Princess Sissi's words are too easy to misunderstand. The enemy will come after two hours, so I have done everything that should be done, and what should not be done , I guess I did too! "What did you do in the past two hours?" City Master Shihua asked.
"I didn't do anything!" Yue Yang felt that, let alone them, even he didn't believe it.
"Is there any discomfort in your body?" The mysterious beauty asked, seeming to doubt whether the respected j$ princess is the baby of classmate Yue Yang.
"Your body is fine, but afterward, it hurts for a few days!" Princess Sissy's words caused Yue Yang to fall to the ground, if Jun Wuyou heard these words, he would probably cut off his head. Good guy, these words are too ambiguous, it is clearly implying that she was forced by him, so she was in pain for several days... Yue Yang felt that even if he jumped into the Yellow River, he would not be able to cleanse himself, and besides, there is no Yellow River to jump into in Longteng Continent .
"Well, I admit, I wanted to do that in my heart, but I didn't dare to do it..." Yue Yang felt that if he didn't tell the truth, he would have to prepare a will and an epitaph.
"I don't think this prisoner's confession is very credible." City Master Luo Hua was like a strict prosecutor.
"What's the reason why you didn't dare to do it?" The mysterious beauty questioned her, like a lawyer.
"Cowardly." Yue Yang replied like this.
"Well, I can prove that his courage is very small, only a little bigger than the sky." Princess Sissi, the swordsman Yujie, helped more and more, and she made all the troubles.
"Sentence can be pronounced" the appearance of Luohua City Lord, it seems that he is going to sentence Yue Yang to death j$], "Wait a minute, I want to say my last words", Yue Yang coughed lightly and cleared his throat; "I regret that being three beauties Lying in front of me one after another, there was an opportunity to be easily pushed down, I missed it, and now I regret it. If God gives me three more chances, I will sincerely tell those three beauties that I want to be pushed down, and one person will push down ten Ten thousand times!"
The world quiets down.
Student Yue Yang breathed a sigh of relief, he should be fine.
Although I want to overthrow it, but it has not become a reality, this should not be a crime of death.
After a few seconds, the mysterious beauty suddenly spoke, giving Yue Yang an urge to commit suicide, "It wasn't until now that he discovered that neither City Lord Luohua nor Princess Sissy was his natural enemy. The mysterious beauty you know! Only she is your true nemesis!" "Aside from me and City Lord Luo Hua, who is the other kid who fainted in front of you? "The mysterious beauty asked a very important question.
"I'll hack you to death, you evil sister-in-law!" Princess Sissi suddenly realized, obviously, these three girls had no part of her own, and she had never fainted in front of him. Although she was pushed down, she was sober at the time. of. Then the third girl who fainted in his arms might be Yue Bing... Princess Sissy became enraged when she thought about it, she raised her giant sword, ready to cut someone.
"Wait, I seem to remember that there is also a female thief who is a head shorter than you, but very slender." City Mistress Luo Hua pointed to the mysterious beauty and recalled.
"Ah, you are talking about Brother Yi Nan!" The mysterious beauty seems to know more about Yue Yang than City Lord Luo Hua and Princess Sissi put together.
When Yue Yang heard it, he fell to the ground with a bang.
She even knows this, is this girl just following her every day?
Seeing that the eyes of the three girls looked like knives, Yue Yang quickly shook his head and waved his hands: "Misunderstanding, I didn't know Brother Yi Nan was a girl, my friendship with Yi Nan is pure..."
The mysterious beauty suddenly took out a jade pendant and handed it to Yue Yang: "I picked it up after I finished fighting Zijinhou last time, please use this jade pendant from Baihua Valley to explain the great and pure friendship between you and Brother Yinan " Yue Yang almost vomited blood, how did this jade pendant get into her hands? No wonder the two days of picking up girls were not going well. It turned out that this lucky jade pendant was lost.
The three girls all looked at Yue Yang, curious to see what else he could say at this time.