Chapter 403 Combing Teeth

December 17th.

Happy Island, Tianen District, Tianen TV Station.

"If you ask me, it means those untouchables lack consciousness too much."

The man with a big belly snorted and reluctantly accommodated his fat and bloated body on the sofa: "They obviously have channels to buy firearms, but they are not willing to manage finances and buy inside information; they follow those crazy people from Fuji Society everywhere. He spends time and energy making trouble, but refuses to work overtime... Well, remember to stop broadcasting this part."

The TV station's sofa was too small for that man... The sofa that was originally very spacious for two people seemed to have become a single sofa at this moment.

It made a squeaking sound and produced horrific deformations visible to the naked eye. It even makes people worry whether the spring under the sofa will burst and pierce the body of the man above.

The host "Emperor" can be said to be tall.

But in front of that obese man who was two meters tall, he was as short as a dwarf. If you open your mouth, you can even bite off the emperor's head with one bite.

Because this man has the extremely rare spiritual relative of a baleen whale.

The mouth occupies a large part of the face, and it is even painted with bright red lipstick, as bright as if it had just eaten a corpse. When he laughs, his expression is as exaggerated as in a comic.

"We are live broadcasting here, Mr. Comb Teeth."

The emperor reminded tactfully.

But Comb Tooth just shrugged and let out a loud laugh: "Oh, of course I know! It's a joke... Well, it doesn't seem that interesting. Do you think it's interesting?"

"I think your jokes still have a lot of room for improvement. This is my comment as an industry insider."

Faced with the emperor's sarcasm, Shu Ya just smiled.

He made a deep voice with reverberation and raised his eyebrows happily: "Space for improvement - ah, I like this word. People must have enough room for advancement. Without room for advancement, people will go crazy.

"A young man's ambition is like fire, like a vine. If the lid is closed and the ambition is extinguished, only black ashes will remain. I understand, of course I understand...

"You know, I started from scratch back then - I think you have read it, Mr. Emperor. My two autobiographies."

"Of course. "I Didn't Go to College" and "Clenched Fists, Clenched Teeth," I love them."

The emperor nodded calmly, and the man with some gray hair raised the corners of his mouth slightly.

He didn't care at all about this man's status as the chairman and founder of "Whale Swallowing Food Company"... As the oldest hero of Happy Island and also the front-line host, he has such confidence.

The old emperor made a poignant yet humorous comment: "I used the first book as a collection of problematic sentences and gave it to my daughter who was in junior high school.

"In fact, it took her two whole weeks to correct it. So much so that I was reluctant to give her the second copy - I thought the training was enough. I felt a little sorry for her."

"Oh, seriously. That girl did a better job than my editor."

Combing Teeth smiled disapprovingly: "You should really read my second book. You will find that it is grammatically completely different from the first one, as if it was not written by the same person."

"So it's true?"

"Of course not. It's just that I spent a lot of money to hire a good editor."

Comb Tooth laughed, his red lips opening, revealing his comb-like teeth: "He complained to me, saying that he almost rewrote the book for me. But I know that that poor bitch just wanted to He wanted more money. So I gave him an additional three times the remuneration - the originally negotiated price was for an apartment building in the Luopan District. And I added the apartment opposite the door, upstairs and downstairs. I gave him everything from the other side. He immediately had no complaints and even wanted to hug me.

"He loves me more than his father. But I know all he loves is my money."

Among the many challenges and obstacles that Shuya encountered in his life, the contempt and ridicule directed at his education level were the weakest among them.

It would be better to say that Shu Ya was not ashamed of it, but rather proud of it: ""I Didn't Go to University"... Looking back now, I still wrote it too conservatively at the time.

"Not only did I never go to college, I didn't even graduate from a church primary school.

"But I thought about it... The acceptance of stupid people is limited. If I write 'didn't go to college' in the title of my book, they will think: Ah, can I do it too? After all, they are at about the same level, or even better. I'm a little taller. But if I write, 'I didn't even graduate from elementary school,' they will laugh at me - where is this retard, and then dismiss it?

"Just like what I wrote in the book - although I didn't go to college, it doesn't mean I'm a retard. I'm very smart.

"In fact, I didn't graduate from elementary school. Just because I beat the crap out of my classmates."

Hearing this, Qian Qiang showed a contemptuous smile: "He thought I would succumb to those teachers' dogs. But I didn't. I knocked out at least one of everyone's teeth. I also beat the teachers one by one. , the most severe one broke three of his ribs.

"Oh, yes. I was already 1.9 meters tall when I was in elementary school... In fact, I actually kept my hands. Because I had calmed down after beating the first person, but I thought - since I beat one, It's better to beat them all to be fair. And after I beat up all the students I saw, I thought since I was definitely going to be expelled, I might as well beat up the teacher.

"To be honest, it was quite challenging. Especially our physical education teacher - although as a sports practitioner, he cannot have high-intensity prosthetic modifications. But he is indeed strong and agile enough. That is the most important thing in my life. The first challenge I encountered. It was said that the math teacher I beat up was his girlfriend, so the man wanted to beat me up in anger, but unfortunately I beat him to a coma first. He He punched me three times on the chin, but unfortunately I couldn't hold on. I didn't dare to hit his weak point, so I hit his ribs. One punch broke one, and the third one poked his ribs. In the lungs. I saw pink foam coming out of his mouth, so I stopped attacking him.

"Really, let me stress it again. I actually stayed calm enough at the time... I don't have any hatred towards him, or I may still owe him a little. After all, I knocked his girlfriend unconscious. If he If you don't take action, you will lose your dignity as a man.

"But it's a pity that our principal and school director will never be in the school. Otherwise, I really want to beat them up... but I just thought about it. Although I was only eight years old at the time, no one would blame an eight-year-old child I beat all the teachers unconscious with my bare hands. But the big shots are unreasonable. If I get really anxious, their bodyguards will really shoot me... just like the assassin from the Fuji Club a few days ago. "

Combing Teeth said, patting his thick belly.

It has almost no jitter - it's almost solid. Muscle and fat are mixed together to form the best armor.

"To be honest, I wasn't that fat back then. If you really gave me a fat shot, maybe my belly would explode.

"But now... ordinary bullets may not be able to hurt me."

Seeing him start bragging about his childhood again, the emperor's expression became calmer.

But soon, the expression on the emperor's face changed.

Because Shuya chuckled and mentioned the name he was familiar with:

"But I have to say that talent - I think the difference in spiritual relatives can of course be regarded as a gap in talent. The gap in talent cannot be made up. It is the nobility that is born...just like elves. The high and low of the race. , clear at a glance.

"——For example, the 'Ultramarine' that is currently popular. Do you really think this is a civilian hero?"

Combing his teeth opened his mouth and showed a malicious smile: "I don't think so.

"He is much luckier than me and you. In every sense.

"Do you know? He is not a civilian at all, but a close relative of the director of the head office."

Damn it, I didn’t finish writing (thumping the ground)

Although a chapter has been updated, this day will still be counted as an absence...

But Mao didn't want to ask for leave at the beginning of Juan...

But when others are on holiday, I go back to work, and when others eat delicious food, I just take out food. I really can’t get excited...

After thinking about it, I decided to just invite them all and at least add another chapter.

To express my gratitude to everyone, let’s treat it as Mid-Autumn Festival and give cats an extra day off——

Happy Mid-Autumn Festival and Teacher’s Day everyone~