Chapter 1 What Is It Like to Be a Eunuch? (Please Collect and Read)

Good news: Time traveled.

Bad news: I traveled through time and became a eunuch.

Li Xuan touched his empty crotch, feeling like crying but without tears.

I used to wet my shoes when the wind was blowing, but now my shoes are wet when the wind is blowing.

What sin have I done?

I was just bored after get off work, so I went to wash my feet, then squinted for a while, and ended up in this damn place and became a eunuch.

Li Xuan still clearly remembers that the purification master said to him with a smile: You woke up, congratulations, the castration was successful.

Damn it... my balls hurt!

‘Hey, one of T’s study materials has not been deleted from the computer. What could be more miserable than this? ! ’ Li Xuan sighed.

He walked to the well, dropped a wooden bucket, and drew a bucket of water.

On the surface of the water, a young man's face was reflected, with clear features, red lips and white teeth, bearing the posture of Yanzu.

Looking at himself in the water, Li Xuan shook his head:

‘There’s no point in being handsome... These days, being around is about power and background. ’

More than five months have passed since time travel, and Li Xuan has a general understanding of what kind of world this is.

The country he lives in is called Daqian, which is not any dynasty in the previous life.

There is a martial saint here who can cut through rivers with his sword, and there is also a way of killing people with flying swords.

There are also great demons that take on human form and eat people.

The combat effectiveness is simply ridiculously high.

The original owner of this body and his family were killed by evil spirits, and only the original owner managed to escape.

After that, he could no longer survive, so he entered the palace and became a eunuch.

As for seeking revenge from evil spirits, there is basically no hope.

After Li Xuan regained his health, he was taught a martial arts called "Strong Bull Demon Fist" by the eunuch in charge.

This "Strong Bull Demon Fist" is a bad meat-refining boxing technique that is taught to every eunuch who enters the palace.

As for how well you practice, it all depends on your own luck.

Although the original owner of this body was lucky enough to escape from the evil spirit, he was also deeply wounded by the evil spirit.

This also caused Li Xuan to cough incessantly every time he practiced in the middle of practice and was unable to continue.

After three or four months, I didn’t even get started with "Strong Bull Demon Fist".

If nothing else, the path of martial arts is basically cut off.

As for Taoism, it depends on talent. Those who can practice it are all geniuses. They are not something that a young eunuch like Li Xuan can get involved in.

‘Forget it, it doesn’t matter. Anyway, I have been destined to be a cow and horse in my two lives. At least I don’t have to pay off the mortgage in this life. ’

Li Xuan has figured it out now.

In my previous life, I had been stuck in a 996 job, and my salary was only enough to pay off the mortgage.

He finally traveled through time and became an ox-horse eunuch.

If there is anything good to do in this life, it will be over once it is laid out.

Anyway, eunuchs don't have to work until they are sixty-five years old like in their previous lives.

As long as you reach the age of fifty, you can leave the palace and enjoy your old age.

'This body is just fifteen years old, and it will be freed after another thirty-five years of being left in ruins...'

Thinking of this, Li Xuan felt a little better, picked up two buckets of water, and walked to the kitchen.

His daily job now is to carry water to the prison yard kitchen, and then be responsible for the hygiene of the prison yard kitchen.

The prison yard is where the eunuchs lived when they first entered the palace. It is equivalent to the training base for eunuchs.

After about three months of training in the Jianlanyuan, if you are lucky, you will be assigned to work in places such as the harem halls or the Twelve Prisons.

If you are unlucky, you can only stay in the prison yard and do some chores.

Li Xuan had just finished picking up the water and poured it into the kitchen water tank.

A middle-aged eunuch walked in with a eunuch with gray hair and an elegant temperament.

When Li Xuan saw the middle-aged eunuch, he hurriedly stepped forward to greet him and said, "I have met the prince."

The prince in front of him is the eunuch in charge of the prison yard, and he is considered his immediate superior.

There are clear hierarchies in the palace, and you must salute your superiors when you see them, otherwise you will be punished and may even go to jail.

Eunuch Wang nodded and said, "Xiao Xuanzi, this person next to me is Eunuch Chen, the steward of the cold palace. I'm still not polite."

Li Xuan bowed his head and said, "I have met Eunuch Chen."

The elegant Eunuch Chen nodded slightly and whispered in a sharp voice: "He is quite handsome, so pack up and come with our family."

"???" Li Xuan looked at Eunuch Wang with a question mark.

The prince said publicly: "Leng Palace is short of a handyman recently. You can go and work there. Remember, be careful what you say and do when you get there. If you make a mistake, no one can protect you."

Cold palace? This is a job assigned to him... Li Xuan didn't ask any more questions, bowed and said: "Yes, I will follow the teachings of the prince."

He knew that the cold palace was not a good place for the eunuchs in the jail.

The Cold Palace is a place where abandoned concubines are imprisoned. If you work there, not only will there be no money to be made, but there is basically zero room for advancement.

However, Li Xuan was quite satisfied with this arrangement.

The cold palace is far away from the struggle for imperial power and is a good place to hang out.

After bidding farewell to Eunuch Wang, Li Xuan returned to his residence and packed his daily belongings, then followed Eunuch Chen towards the cold palace.

"Xiao Xuanzi, how old are you?" Eunuch Chen asked.

"Eunuch Chen, the younger one is fifteen years old this year." Li Xuan replied hurriedly.

"How's your practice of "Strong Bull Demon Fist" going?"

"Um, I'm a stupid kid, and I haven't even started yet."

Eunuch Chen glanced at Li Xuan and shook his head: "What a pity."

Li Xuan knew what Eunuch Chen meant by pity.

It has been 300 years since the Daqian where he lived established its country by force.

Although the dynasty is now showing signs of decline, with rebellions and evil spirits everywhere, it still attaches great importance to martial arts.

If eunuchs want to be promoted, they also need to have a foundation in martial arts.

For example, Wei Jingzhong, the current supervisor of the East Factory, has already reached the level of a grandmaster, and he is only one step away from becoming a martial saint.

After knowing that Li Xuan has poor martial arts talent, Eunuch Chen did not say much, and stood out with a cold and aloof look.

The two walked around palaces and corridors for more than half an hour before arriving in front of a cold palace complex.

Here is the cold palace.

‘This palace is so fucking big. It probably takes an hour to ride around the palace on horseback? ’ Li Xuan secretly exclaimed.

He has traveled through time for so long, but this is the first time he has left the prison courtyard.

If it weren’t for Eunuch Chen leading the way, he might have gotten lost.

Entered the cold palace courtyard.

As Eunuch Chen walked, he said, "Xiao Xuan, I will take you to the cold palace for a walk. Remember the route. In the future, you will be the one to deliver some meals to the queen."

"Yes, Eunuch Chen." Li Xuan said respectfully.

Next, Eunuch Chen introduced Li Xuan to the palaces of the cold palace and the situation of the abandoned concubines living in them.

Occasionally, he would paint a rosy picture for Li Xuan and ask him to work hard.

Li Xuan walked and agreed, but he didn't care.

In his previous life, the company leader also painted a rosy picture for him, but in the end the leader drove an Audi and he drove a Yadi. How can he go to the court to make sense? !

So, just listen to the leader's words, and you have to show up.

With only one or two wages a month, what's the point of playing with your life? !

A quarter of an hour later.

Eunuch Chen brought Li Xuan to a palace and said, "This is the palace where Empress Duanmu lives. Empress Duanmu was originally a princess of Simon Kingdom. However, a few months ago, Simon Kingdom rebelled and Empress Duanmu was implicated and was demoted to the cold palace by His Majesty..."

Just as Eunuch Chen introduced Li Xuan, a violent cough suddenly came from the palace.

Eunuch Chen's face changed slightly and glanced at Li Xuan: "Come in with me."

"Yes."

The two quickly walked into the palace and came to a side room.

At this moment.

A beautiful figure was leaning weakly in front of the bed.

She looked to be in her early twenties, with a pale face, a head of black hair hanging down, scattered on her chest, and blood oozing from the corners of her mouth, as if she had some serious illness.

"Empress, what's wrong with you?"

Eunuch Chen's face changed, and he subconsciously covered his mouth and nose with a handkerchief he carried with him, fearing that he would be infected with some disease.

After all.

The environment in the cold palace is not very good. It is normal for these queens who are usually extremely precious to get sick.

"Water, I want to drink water." The queen Duanmu said weakly.

"Water?" Eunuch Chen was stunned, and then looked at Li Xuan who was standing beside him, "Xiao Xuanzi, go and pour a glass of water for the queen."

Damn, this old dog, my life is not a life, right? ... Li Xuan cursed in his heart.

However, he still honestly picked up the kettle on the table, poured a cup of water into the teacup, and then handed it to the queen Duanmu:

"Queen, please drink water."

Queen Duanmu looked up at Li Xuan, raised her jade hand, and took the teacup.

Just when her jade fingers touched Li Xuan.

In front of Li Xuan, there was a trance, and lines of golden characters appeared.

[Duanmu Ya's favorability: 60]

[Martial arts bonus: 2 experience points/hour]

[You can choose a martial arts from Duanmu Ya]

Li Xuan looked at the text in front of him and his eyes suddenly widened.

Damn, is this a golden finger? !

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