Chapter 116: At Least It Must Be on Top!

"Say it, I'll give you thirty seconds..."

Mizuho, ​​who had long hair disheveled and was clearly well-dressed and well-dressed, held up two kitchen knives, with a dangerous red light emitting from her eyes... ahem, as a prospective mother-in-law.

No way, although the two groomsmen are both their own sons, when it comes to marriage, the nature of motherhood is more inclined to the two brides who are both women...

Whether it's the lively and lovely Kushina, or the noble temperament and general knowledge... Ahem, yes, you read it right, compared to the tomboyish style in front of Zhenyong, Jiujiu is simply a different person in front of Mizuho...

In short, Mizuho, ​​the mother-in-law, is extremely satisfied with her two daughters-in-law! Therefore, in the Senju family, not only did there not appear to be any conflicts between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, but a revolutionary united front was formed early on - with the guns unanimously facing the outside world!

From Nanmu to Mayuu...even Minato! No one can escape being surrounded by this circle...

"Mom...listen to my explanation, actually..."

Zhenyong mustered up his courage - faced with the almost visible terrifying aura surrounding Mizuho, ​​he was already great without trembling... he was worthy of being the leader of the root!

"Actually..." Zhenyong drawled his voice - "Actually, it was all because Minato took me to some bachelor party that this happened!"

A dead Taoist friend will not die but a poor Taoist...

Ahem, as for "like this", it actually refers to the fact that the two guys, Zhenyong and Minato, didn't come back with a hangover until this morning and stayed out drinking all night... As one of the few high-profile weddings in the village, the process But things got complicated to a certain extent, and the groom's late return directly led to the delay of the ceremony...

"kindness?"

Minato's eyes shifted slightly, and Minato's hair suddenly stood up! Although she is not her biological mother, Mizuho is no different from her biological mother to Minato, who lost his parents when he was young...

"Actually..." Minato also lengthened his voice, and some kind of bad premonition seemed to remind Zhenyong that Little Taiyang was bad at it! "Actually, the banquet ended quickly. Zhenyong insisted on dragging me out for another drink!"

"kindness!?"

Suddenly raised eight pitches...

It turns out that my mother has a talent for opera...Ahem, now is not the time to complain!

"Mom...listen to my explanation..."

"No."

"...?"

"Thirty seconds have come~"

Then, the black arrogance completely disappeared, and what appeared in front of Zhenyong was the terrifying smiling face that he was all too familiar with...

My life is at an end!

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The wedding finally went on normally after being delayed for half an hour.

However, the two big bags hidden behind the smiling faces of Zhenyong and Minato still vividly depict the invisible battle... It really made the listeners sad and the listeners shed tears. It was too tragic to watch...

And the pain caused by completing various complicated wedding procedures with a hangover headache is indescribable to outsiders...

At the grand banquet, not only many Konoha civilians came to congratulate them, but even the Sandaime Hokage was present in person. The significance of these two Konoha rookies to the entire Konoha village was obviously still being considered by ordinary people. above.

The subsequent plot was no different from the wedding in Zhenyong's memory...the bride went back to the room early to wait, and as the groom, both Zhenyong and Minato endured a barrage of alcohol...

Fortunately... As ninjas, they naturally have their own way of dealing with alcohol. Therefore, if it were not like yesterday, when Zhenyu and Minato wanted to get drunk, usually there would be no such thing as getting drunk. ——Of course, except for some weird ones.

Ahem, this is not the point. The point is that when Zhenyong returned to the bedroom, he was still very awake...

They say that drinking makes you bold!

Zhenyong, a classmate who has been a virgin for almost 40 years in his two lifetimes, faces this ultimate test in life... To be honest, he is still a little nervous...

This has nothing to do with feelings, and of course, it has nothing to do with love...

From a theoretical perspective, this is just because of the strong tension generated by habitual natural nature when the physical needs of the ego collide with the moral constraints of the superego...

Well... to put it simply, I'm so brave...

Although he usually talks a lot and eats small tofu and other things, but when it comes to fighting with real swords and guns... ahem, as a virgin, the lack of experience is an irreparable obstacle.

Almost step by step, he moved to the side of the eagle, and then slowly sat down...

Just like a child playing house, Zhenyong deliberately tilted his head in the opposite direction, and at the same time slowly attached to the eagle's right hand...

The electric feeling made him tremble!

Only then did he realize the importance of the red hijab that I am accustomed to wearing in the Great Celestial Dynasty! Now he doesn't dare to look back at all, dear!

So, man is really a strange creature...

"Ahem..." He cleared his throat, although he also knew that the sound was strange - of course, compared with what he said next, coughing twice was quite reliable...

"Happy wedding..."

Why didn't you say get the red envelope? ?

Zhenyong started to regret it almost as soon as he said the words! Could this mud horse be any funnier...

But unexpectedly, the eagle was not angry, but laughed out loud.

She turned sideways and forcefully pulled Zhenyong's head over. Her big, slightly blurred eyes stared at him unblinkingly...

"Don't come back smelling like drunk in the future."

She gave a serious instruction, and then the lilac tongue that made Zhenyong confused got into his lips...

No...wait!

Zhenyong suddenly remembered something important! However, inertia had already led him to fall onto the big bed behind him!

No...absolutely not! If this continues...

Strengthen your waist!

Zhenyong, who was already in a tilted state, worked hard to change the position of the eagle and him!

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At least it has to be on top!