You Are in the Cinema, Run!

Watching "Investiture of the Gods: Chaoge Fengyun" in the cinema

I have only one thing to say: Run!

The adaptation of this movie is far more than the difference between Romance of the Three Kingdoms and Records of the Three Kingdoms.

And I think the adaptation is shit

I now fully agree with what Mr. Liu Xiaolingtong said: Adaptation is not random editing!

The current content of the movie is completely selling sex, Daji sells sex, King Zhou sells sex, Ji Fa sells sex, especially Daji, in the bathing pool, her breasts are exposed when she is slightly raised

I am a rough man, I don’t understand what costumes and makeup are, nor do I understand special effects (and I can’t see what’s good about that white dress)

I only know that as a person who is very disgusted with the prehistoric style, the only thought after watching this movie is that the prehistoric style’s adaptation of Fengshen is simply a masterpiece

Let’s put it this way, anyone who has watched Fengshen a little bit or even only watched the prehistoric style Fengshen Great Tribulation part can’t watch this thing

I came here because I saw an up master saying that this movie is very good, and then I found that I don’t have the same perspective as that up master

Anyway, I can’t watch this heaven-defying adaptation

There is nothing wrong with the background, Pangu opened the sky and Nuwa created humans, except that Nuwa died after creating humans

Then the first scene of the opening is Su Hu’s rebellion, and the place where he will be drilled is here. Su Quanhu (anyway, it’s Su Hu’s son) is a proton. Everyone knows what a proton is, but the problem is that this thing appeared in the Shang Dynasty

Ji Fa was not only sent to Chaoge as a hostage, but also Yin Shou's personal guard.

Su Quanhu was also sent to Chaoge as a hostage. Then Su Hu rebelled (there was no mention of why he rebelled. The original book rebelled because of Daji). Then Yin Shou kept saying that Su Hu was not your father, but I was your father, so go to hell.

Then a group of people chased Su Hu to Xuanyuan Tomb and released Daji.

Actually, it was okay here.

Then the first heaven-defying adaptation of this work appeared.

Emperor Yi had three sons. The third son saved Emperor Yi and was passed on the throne. Then the second son was gone, only the eldest son and King Zhou.

Then King Zhou came to power by relying on Daji to confuse the eldest son to kill his father.

And Yin Shou, I don't know who the actor is, but he speaks Cantonese. Even if I am deaf, I can still hear that Cantonese accent.

I can't get used to it.

Another protagonist of Fengshen, Jiang Ziya, is even more heavyweight, played by Mr. Huang Bo.

Jiang Ziya, Nezha, and Yang Jian appeared together.

Jiang Ziya is OK except that he has no magic power. Although the director, like Ni Tian, ​​has to add some comedy to Jiang Ziya

Nowadays, directors will not shoot without comedy? They may think they are very humorous

And Nezha is completely brainless and directly said "Let these mortals fend for themselves"

Yang Jian has become a water spirit and uses water escape throughout the whole process, but he just paddles hard, just watching

Shen Gongbao is very interesting. The director is very good at describing stereotypes. He is dressed in a black robe with black smoke and green light, which is completely portrayed as the most standard villain

And Shen Gongbao, who was originally a disciple of the Chan Sect, directly became a Jie Sect member

If you are a Jie Sect fan, then you must try this movie, because the director directly filmed the Jie Sect as a villain, and the cave paradise Jin'ao Island is the same as the ghost island with water monsters in the Chronicles of Narnia 3

The voice of Tongtian Jiaozhu is even more stereotyped, and there are two female voices, maybe Sanxiao, or maybe Shiji?

Yuanshi Tianzun appeared, a young man with a long black beard

By the way, the director is very aware of keeping up with the trend. In it, Kunlun calls himself a Kunlun cultivator, yes, a cultivator

Taishang and Hongjun were not mentioned at all, not even mentioned at all

The Investiture of the Gods was left in Kunlun after Nuwa died, and its function is very interesting, from deifying the gods to collecting human souls, the more people die, the stronger it is

I thought, isn’t this a fucking Wanpo fan?

There are many stupid adaptations, but I forgot

The only bright spot is Ji Chang played by Li Xuejian. Even if the plot is stupid, Ji Chang is very good. It feels like the IQ of the whole play is on Ji Chang. Anyway, Ji Chang's role is the best

And Lei Zhenzi, damn, he looks like a red-haired kappa with wings

And the director may have been lonely and widowed. The most frequent lines are father, son, son, father. Did he melt all your thoughts into it?

Forgot the rest. Remember that it has no other use except to occupy the memory in your brain. Anyway, there is only one sentence, don't watch it

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One more sentence: The only thing that this movie conforms to the original is the combat power, which is really bad