Weird Calendar

Chapter 171 Hu Dongfeng's New Occupation

Qin Ze wrote down the name of the hospital on the uniform of the hospital workers.

He also didn't know when he would go to the dreamland again, a place where he might be trapped by the fallen messenger.

So before that, it's best to learn as much news as possible about other "inmates".

At least now it seems that he has only escaped from prison temporarily and has been granted a family vacation.

He might be thrown back into that weird street at any time.

The group of people quickly left, and the consecration team quickly arrived.

Qin Ze's request has actually been made very clear.

The item is consecrated and must be completed today.

Therefore, the originally long consecration ceremony was also compressed.

Qin Ze actually doesn't like Buddha in his heart, but he doesn't hate monks.

Are these monks greedy? The answer is yes, but there are many people in this world who really need monks.

They need some words from these bald donkeys that can bring them peace and peace of mind.

And a considerable number of these people are dedicated.

Qin Ze watched the consecration process and found that although the ceremony was simplified a lot and his fate did speed up the masters, the purification process was still comprehensive.

Before the ceremony began, they first thoroughly purified the temple and then placed incense burners and flowers around the masks.

This is kind of creating a sacred space.

Afterwards, the monks began chanting and praying for a long time. Their voices were harmonious and solemn. Qin Ze felt that this kind of Sanskrit sound could not be imitated by just anyone.

The solemn feeling of the treasure made him feel that these monks had two brushes.

Even though...you know these things won't do anything.

But a considerable part of human history has been devoted to the interpretation of four words - pretending to be gods and making ghosts.

The monks who have been passed down to this day are already good enough in this regard to make many people feel that there is a Buddha in this world.

After this set of operations, Qin Ze believes that with the intervention of the calendar...

Today should also be a "big success" start.

Just kidding, this punch has the power of 128,000 yuan.

After the part of chanting Sanskrit music ended,

An older monk slowly walked towards the mask, holding a paintbrush in his hand, which itself had been consecrated.

The monk gently stroked the diary, seeming to be communicating with it, trying to understand its hidden story and pain.

He then began to paint on the mask with a brush, each stroke of his being extremely delicate and focused.

Qin Ze suddenly felt that this old monk seemed to know everything about the relationship between the mask and the diary.

He painted various symbols from Buddhism on the mask, such as the endless knot, lotus and dharma wheel, which symbolize peace, purity and the eternity of Buddhism.

Symbols are used to remove hostility from items.

With the existence of the calendar, Qin Ze felt that maybe this monk could really change something.

The old monk seemed to feel that the symbols he drew this time were different from the past.

He himself actually entered an extremely holy state.

It seems that the entire Golden Buddha Temple has become peaceful.

When the old monk finally withdrew, the monk actually cried.

Qin Zexin said that if this was acting, it would be too awesome. Look at the two lines of turbid tears in the wrinkled dry skin. Zhang Yimou had to say that he was an old actor when he saw it.

The other monks took turns walking up to the mask, and each of them gently touched the mask and silently blessed it.

Of course, that diary is also included.

Both items are treated the same. The expressions of the monks were calm and compassionate.

Finally, the host gave the final blessing. His prayers echoed throughout the temple.

It seems to be for "Buddha" to hear.

After confirming that these people were ordinary people without diaries, Qin Ze was not too nervous.

But he had to say that if today's consecration ceremony took place in the realm of the old calendar, with the same behavior, Qin Ze would definitely feel that something with "profound Buddha nature" would be born in this world.

The consecration is completed.

On the mask and diary cover, there are lines drawn by the old monk.

Rather than making the mask ugly, these lines make the mask more layered.

Qin Ze thinks it's okay.

Because the tips for success have already appeared in my mind.

[Even if you have seen the real "Buddha", even if you are afraid of him, you still completed a high-standard consecration.

It would be great if these monks could pass away on the spot and then sit down and become relics. Okay, just kidding, what you need is a consecration, not a sacrifice.

Congratulations, this trend has been successful. Your item, "Job-Changing Mask" has gained the effect of saving all sentient beings. The specific attributes are unknown.

Your item, "Pinching Diary" has obtained the effect - six roots of purity. The specific properties are unknown. 】

Property unknown?

Qin Ze's mind flashed with the reminder of Qi Yi as usual, but he didn't expect that this time the attribute was unknown.

But if you think about it carefully, the fruits of the copper money grass had unknown attributes before.

He seems to understand that the exact effect can only be known when it suits him?

If it happens to other items, the effect may not be clear.

Even if the ultimate beneficiary is yourself.

Qin Ze didn't panic. After all, this was a trend, and the attributes of "six root purity" and "universal salvation of all living beings" must be helpful to him.

It shouldn't be the purification of the six roots in the physical sense and the salvation of all living beings... right?

He put away the mask and diary and prepared to leave. Before he left, the weeping old monk who wrote the symbols came over.

In this commercialized temple, he was probably the only monk who truly practiced Buddhism.

He put his hands together and said to Qin Ze:

"Donor, these two items are not simple. You must use them with caution. This world... there are more and more incomprehensible things. Donor, you are also in the range of what ordinary people cannot understand, right?"

When Qin Ze heard this, he thought that if this was said by a middle school student, it would probably be very awkward and stupid.

But this is an old man who has been reciting Buddhist scriptures for decades.

He suddenly felt a little ashamed.

Because he thought that his acting skills were awesome before.

But now it seems... maybe this old monk really has great wisdom.

"Donor, there is no need to answer. It is an honor for the old monk to be able to consecrate these two items. I hope that the old monk's engraving pen can help people like you who are blessed with great fortune."

Qin Ze is indeed a person with great fortune.

He left the Golden Buddha Temple soon.

Qin Ze suddenly understood why some people always say that there are strange and supernatural things in this world. Even if you have never seen them, you should still be in awe.

Because some people really regard them as beliefs and practice them all their lives.

When you meet such people, perhaps atheism will be shaken.

May 3rd.

The airport and train station in Linxiang City welcomed many people today.

Most of them are black calendar people disguised as ordinary people.

During the time when Qin Ze was opening the light, Qin Ze's other mobile phone, the one left by Qiao Wei, received a message.

Regarding the Dragon Boat Festival on May 5th, you need to go to Linxiang City.

This did not surprise Qin Ze.

The specific details will be sent to the mobile phones of each member of the Hall of Heroes at 0:01 on the day of May 5th.

Members of the emperor level can choose whether to participate.

But the Shadow of History, the members of the Heroic level, must participate.

Especially those who have joined the Hall of Heroes for a full year.

Li Qingzhao has undoubtedly been a full year.

Although for Qin Ze, it has only been two or three weeks since he got Li Qingzhao's vest.

But in everyone's cognition, Li Qingzhao has not changed for a year.

No one challenges Li Qingzhao's title.

Everyone is charging towards those famous military generals in history.

So in everyone's cognition, Li Qingzhao is still the same Li Qingzhao.

But not long ago, Li Qingzhao announced the death of banker Lu Buwei...

This made some people have some expectations for Li Qingzhao.

Qin Ze didn't care about these.

He didn't care how many people would come to Linxiang City.

Even if these people gathered in Linxiang City, as long as they didn't plan any terrorist attacks, it would be fine.

Now Qin Ze needs to do three things.

The first thing is to prepare for the war.

He can't fight a battle without confidence.

After the opening ceremony, Qin Ze felt that the preparation was still not sufficient.

He hoped to get more assistance, so he contacted Yu Ji and wanted to eat the rice dumplings made by Yu Ji on the fifth day of May.

At the same time, the copper coin grass produced a yellow fruit.

It will probably be ripe tomorrow.

Relying on Yu Ji's food, plus the previous red fruit and today's yellow fruit, Qin Ze felt a little relieved.

But his ultimate weapon still did not appear.

"Can old man Ou Yezi make my weapon before the Dragon Boat Festival?"

Qiao Wei's props, consecration, Yu Ji's food, copper coin grass fruit, plus his recent improvement, and Ou Yezi's weapon...

All these preparations will give Qin Ze enough sense of security.

With everything in hand, Qin Ze's strength will be greatly improved.

But he can only look at the balcony and wait for Ou Yezi's crow to fly over.

...

The second thing.

Qin Ze noticed that the website he had built before had initial results.

Although the website of God's Punishment was established less than a week ago, those who deserved to die in the eyes of netizens...have been included in the "This Week's Damned List" one after another.

There are quite a few people who are honored to be on the list.

The third most popular person at present, that is, the third most damnable person in the eyes of all netizens, is a man with the online name of Winter Swimming Troll.

This is very unexpected for Qin Ze. Because even he knows that this is a very respectable Internet celebrity.

So Qin Ze investigated the details and found that the cause was that people were following the trend of creating gods, and forcibly elevating a person with good character to the height of a saint.

They said that the Winter Swimming Troll never accepted gifts during live broadcasts, and that he was a person who collected all the Cullinan fragments but did not exchange them.

But in fact, the Winter Swimming Troll has been live broadcasting to receive gifts, which is not wrong. Even so, the Winter Swimming Troll is absolutely worthy of respect.

But once he is created as a god and then pushed off the altar, there is a gap, and the gap will make people feel that "it turns out that he is so hypocritical."

Qin Ze shook his head and only hoped that this respectable Winter Swimming Troll would not be targeted by Prell or GM.

In this world, people like to create gods and force a person to be perfect.

But don't think that this is to worship the new god.

There is only one meaning of creating gods in this world-destroying gods.

Once this person has normal human nature, it will be exaggerated and distorted into bad nature.

Then... people sentenced him to death. Compared to creating gods, people love to see people fall from the altar, and they never get tired of it.

"Fortunately, this is just a phishing website, otherwise, the Internet death penalty would be too easy."

Qin Ze looked at the second target.

In this week's damn list, the second place is...

Qin Ze was speechless, the second place was actually an e-sports player?

The reason is very simple, the bad ones don't deserve to live.

Well, I thought of the various quarrels between Messi and Ronaldo fans and Kobe and Zhan fans...

Qin Ze felt that it was normal for e-sports players to welcome this day.

Of course, the second place on the list is more of a joke.

Many people voted for this e-sports player, but they didn't want him to really die, they just wanted to have fun and hope that this player knew how bad he was.

But Qin Ze had to say... these people were really asking for death.

What if they were really targeted by GM?

Fortunately, the first place on the list was normal.

This made Qin Ze feel that most people were still righteous, normal, and mentally healthy.

Because the first place was Qin Ze himself.

Of course, it is not Qin Ze's real identity, but a fake identity forged by Qin Ze.

Qin Ze in this identity is an "Eight Banners son" who beats others on the bus, and is also a "goods anchor" who mocks ordinary people in the live broadcast room. Of course, he was also exposed for tax evasion.

Not only that, but also the selection of concubines, sexual assault, cat abuse, plagiarism and denial, rumor-mongering, extramarital affairs, commercial fraud, visiting the island shrine, supporting the discharge of nuclear waste water...

It is hard to imagine how Luo Shu and Lin An made up, gathering the shits of the past Internet together and making up the most disgusting shit.

This inevitably makes Qin Ze feel that he is a bit too much?

In short, this fictional person named "Prince" is the most evil.

Such a person is still alive, which is simply a shame to the world.

Therefore, the first place on the damn list this week is none other than him.

And his information was also arranged by Luo Shu's water army, and was dug out in a very natural way.

That was Jian Yiyi's second villa, which has now been transferred to the name of "Prince".

Luo Shu told Qin Ze:

"Although this week is not over yet, judging from the votes, there is no one in this world who deserves to die more than you."

"You just need to go to the villa of that Jane's mother at the right time. If that GM really likes to be a god... he will come to kill you."

Qin Ze also thinks he will.

But this website can fool GM, but not Prell.

Prell is an old calendar programmer. Such a fictitious person will definitely not be able to fool him.

But Qin Ze has a feeling that Prell may also appear.

"For the specific day, you can ask Huo Qiao for divination. Maybe there will be an answer?"

Qin Ze nodded.

Huo Qiao's divination level is still much higher than Qin Ze's. Although Qin Ze can do it, he has never used it much.

"After the Dragon Boat Festival, it will be almost a week. Let's see if we can attract GM to be arrested."

Qin Ze started the third thing-waiting for twelve o'clock. Waiting for Hu Dongfeng's call.

The time pointed to twelve o'clock.

A new day came as expected.

On the fourth day of May, the summer solstice has arrived.

Hu Dongfeng also called Qin Ze a few minutes later...

"Mr. Qin, I'm sorry... My profession is not a lawyer."

Hu Dongfeng's tone was very frustrated.

He really felt sad that he was not a lawyer.

Qin Ze was a little surprised. This kind of thing really happened?

Could it be that lawyers are very strong, but Hu Dongfeng did not violate the taboos enough...so he could not become a lawyer?

"Old Hu, don't be impatient, tell me what your profession is first?"

Hu Dongfeng was silent for a few seconds and uttered two words:

"Politician."

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