Chapter 309 Does Anyone Want to Buy the System?

"Is that Ke Qing over there? She's prettier than the Paper Man." Su Lin's face turned red after drinking some wine. He looked at the purple-haired girl packing offal at the beef offal stall with a telescope: "Time Travel I have spent countless worlds just to see her, and I shed tears. Who in my family understands? Oh, Mingfei, do you understand this feeling of unrequited love?"

"I don't understand!" Lu Mingfei wailed like a cat with fried fur: "Brother! I beg you not to be so weird, my girlfriend is still over there!!!"

Su Lin can be shameless, but he, Lu Mingfei, can't be shameless!

"I'm more curious about how you can recognize it at a glance. Isn't there a difference between a paper person and a real person?" Xiao Yan filled the draft beer cup with Zui Sheng Meng Shei and drank with Li Huowang, and took out a hangover pill for himself. Down.

Zhong Li said from the side: "I told Yu Hengxing when he just passed by downstairs."

When Zhong Li said this, he rejected Meng Qi's application and raised his glass to Su Lin, who was acting as the live broadcast camera.

"Don't you only like paper people?" Klein learned the lesson from last time and took the lead in handling the cake with a tray in his hand. The chocolate-like texture and unique cream flavor spread in the cavity: "Of course. If you intend to leave the ranks of singles, all my secret puppets can raise their hands to support you."

It's just painful for the woman to meet such a guy, but it's better than the suffering of her friends.

The famous five-star general MacArthur said: "Give Su Lin the power to do whatever he wants, and he even dares to have fun with Ye Fan, who is above the altar." ’

Irena took a sip and sat on the recliner with a red face. She was imprisoned by her own magic chain and said, "Has this guy finally exposed his ambition? It's terrible. As someone who was once the object of his admiration, I want to be careful."

Su Lin said with a smile: "I suggest you be a mute. There is also a gap in the three dimensions between the paper person and the paper person."

"Date in a different world and enjoy delicious food." Lu Mingfei's eyes lit up and he suggested: "Think about it?"

"I like flowers, why don't I pick them and let me smell them? I like the wind, why don't you let the wind stop? I like clouds, why don't you just let the clouds cover me? I like the sea, why should I jump into the sea? "Su Lin shook his head, looked up at the bright moon, and said, "Your understanding of the word "like" is too low and too superficial. Lu Mingfei, I am very disappointed in you."

Han Li nodded: "For monks like us, some things must go against nature, but some things must follow nature."

Purple Gold Dragon: "Ouch! So affectionate, Uncle Long likes it!"

Lu Mingfei opened his mouth wide. He was already a little overwhelmed by the drunken immortal brew, but now he could no longer turn his head.

"The plagiarism check rate is 100%." ​​Klein said as he pulled out the evidence of historical projections.

"You're such a boring kid." After Ye Fan drank a glass of wine, the aura visible to the naked eye overflowed from his mouth and nose. He took a long breath, came to Su Lin's side and raised his eyebrows and said: "Ask yourself, what are the people in our group? Do you dare to say that you have never been moved by these beauties?"

Su Lin was silent.

Ye Fan raised the corner of his mouth and showed a smile that everyone knew. Is it possible that Su Lin, who is so sultry, has really cultivated and forgotten to cultivate to the point of being too ruthless? Anyway, he was the first one not to believe it.

"Although rabbits don't eat grass near their nests, you are not a rabbit." Xiao Yan winked and said.

Seeing that several people around him were looking at him, Su Lin expressionlessly took out a tin trash can from history and threw it in front of Xing, who was already slightly drunk and had misty eyes.

Ping Ping Bang Dang——

The sound of the trash can hitting the ground and the iron lid being raised and closed was a bit harsh, making Xing wake up a little.

With a reddish expression and an astonishing brilliance in her eyes, as if something of great exploratory value had appeared in front of her, she opened the iron cover and dug in with her entire upper body.

"Why is it crayfish?"

Ye Fan: "."

Su Lin then asked Kaguya of Horaishan who was a little further away: "Kaguya, what are you eating?"

"Grilled sweetbreads." Horaishan Kaguya held a grilled skewer in her right hand and a glass of wine in her left hand, eating and drinking like a princess: "Would you like some? Turkey grilled skewers, probably mixed with a little concubine's. Guts.”

She took out a few more skewers that were still steaming.

Lu Mingfei's expression was distorted, and he trembled and took two steps back: "This setting really exists, hahaha."

Li Huowang, who thought the kebabs were very fragrant just now and wanted to have some, suddenly retracted his outstretched hand. What was this beautiful girl talking about? !

Xiao Yan: "."

Did the other party just borrow a fire from me to roast this thing?

"Thank you, no need." Su Lin kept smiling and pointed at Irena with his thumb: "Oh, there is another human being here."

Whoosh whoosh——

Su Lin easily dodged several magic bullets and ice cones, and after rotating 720 degrees in the air, he dodged the dimensional cracks that could tear apart the space. However, the moment he landed, he stepped on an explosive alchemy trap.

The sky was filled with flames, and the monks not far away thought it was the organizer setting off fireworks, and they were applauding and shouting for more.

When Su Lin climbed out of the whirlpool of a bunch of dimensional cracks, there was a piece of cream cake on his face. He said with an indifferent expression: "If I am guilty, God will judge me."

I really want to go back to the days before practicing Tianwang. At that time, I should have been a good-looking person.

"Although I think you are also a piece of shit." Ye Fan faced Su Lin, who was not injured but had a ball of cream on his face. After thinking about it again and again, he said, "But I'm sorry."

Xiao Yan nodded, glanced at Su Lin guiltily, and said, "Sorry."

"I have only respect for all the beauties in the group, and I have no wrong ideas." Zhang Chulan looked a little disillusioned in his eyes, and raised his glass and said, "No more talking, it's all in the wine."

Tons, tons, tons!

Zhongli smiled helplessly and rejected Meng Qi's entry application again.

"Drink slowly, tonight has just begun." Su Lin took out a pot of enlightenment tea from the historical projection and poured a cup for everyone: "You're welcome, use this to wake up the bar, Mr. Fool is here tonight, We can achieve enlightenment tea freedom.”

"Thank you." Klein held the tea cup firmly. The other party's intention was to let Klein make up the number when his spirituality was not enough.

"Enlightenment tea?" Li Huowang looked curiously at the cup of enlightenment tea that seemed to have a Taoist rhyme. Just smelling it made him feel refreshed. He actually had a clear understanding of some details of the cultivation method. .

"This is a good thing, but it's a pity..." Ye Fan suddenly became speechless as he spoke. His hand holding the teacup shook, and the remaining words in his throat seemed to be stuck, making it impossible for him to say them out.

Zhong Li and Han Li also looked over at this time. They looked at the tea in their hands and then at Li Huowang.

For a moment, the only sounds left in the originally lively atmosphere were the sounds of iron trash cans colliding, Luffy chewing, and the guests sleeping soundly.

"What's the matter?" Li Huowang was puzzled.

Ye Fan's smile became stiffer, Xiao Yan's pupils had earthquakes, and Klein silently took out a new pot of enlightenment tea from history.

Along with the violent reaction of the Big Bang, a calculation formula appeared in everyone's minds at this moment.

Historical projection/magic projection + Li Huowang =? ? ?

Ye Fan slapped his eyes, took a deep breath and seemed to see some kind of future.

Things that are close to reality, or things that are originally real and only exist temporarily, add a little bit of heart into them

What is true? What is fake? Are you saying ours is fake? But what we sell here is real.

"What a pity! The output of this Enlightenment Tea is too small, and it is difficult for ordinary monks to enjoy this kind of results!" Su Lin looked up to the sky and sighed, and took out a box of three pieces of Enlightenment Tea from the history book that he had given to Venerable Bai. , said:

"That's why we need more here. Come on, the fire is strong. You're welcome. These can be kept for a long time, so take good care of them."

When Li Huowang heard this, his eyes became moist again. Since he left the past world, he has met many friends from other worlds. Everyone is very good. Now he even gives this precious tea to himself.

"Huowang, let's talk." Ye Fan picked up the bench and sat directly next to Li Huowang, picked up the wine glasses and clinked them:

"Look, this person always has a wealthy partner in his cultivation process. I know a little bit about your world, Brother Ye."

"There aren't many serious consumables for cultivation at all. Apart from relying on the rules of heaven, other ways to strengthen yourself are also distorted."

"Having said all that, have you ever considered earning some resources in other worlds to strengthen yourself? You need to know that no matter how powerful a foreign object is, it is still a foreign object, and it is the right way to use it for your own use."

"Brother Ye, of course I have thought about it, but in my current situation, there is nothing I can do in other powerful worlds." Li Huowang said with some shame.

"No! I don't allow you to say that about yourself!" Ye Fan grabbed Li Huowang's shoulders and said:

"You must have the belief that I am invincible. Thirty years to the east of the river and thirty to the west of the river. Don't bully young people into poverty! Of all of us here, who is born to be strong and who is born to be respected?!"

"I'm very optimistic about you, or rather, we all are very optimistic about you! You will definitely have a place in all the worlds in the future!"

The corner of Xiao Yan's mouth twitched, but he did not speak.

Li Huowang's eyes opened slightly, and a warm current flowed through his heart. For a moment, he didn't know how to respond to everyone's expectations.

"Thanks."

Before Li Huowang finished speaking, Ye Fan took a storage bag from Emiya Shirou and handed it to Li Huowang.

Ye Fan said seriously:

"Remember, our Zhetian Chamber of Commerce only sells genuine products. These are our chamber's investment in you. If you encounter monsters and monsters, take out your weapons and hit them!"

"Don't pick it up after you smash it. We don't want it because it's dirty. Come to us when you're done with it."

Li Huowang checked and found that there were at least a thousand weapons in the storage bag handed over by the other party! Among them are many magical weapons with powerful auras that make people feel frightened!

"Enough." Emiya Shirou gave a thumbs up.

"Really? But I can't accept these!" Li Huowang felt that he shouldn't accept so many gifts.

"Take it if I ask you to take it!" Ye Fan said to Li Huowang while communicating with everyone in order to monopolize the shares and discussing the matter of shares:

"If you want to feel sorry for yourself, just drink this glass of wine!"

"I am the future Emperor of Heaven, can I still lie to you?"

Li Huowang looked around and saw everyone looking at him with encouragement and kindness. For a moment, he no longer felt so desperate even about the scenes in the future story.

"If you have any use for me in the future, please just ask!" Li Huowang picked up the wine glass and drank it in one gulp. The powerful immortal power spread throughout his body, combing his meridians, and at the same time, his soul was gradually being nourished.

clang

After Li Huowang fell on the table, Ye Fan walked straight towards Klein and Su Lin, raised his glass and said: "Welcome to the Zhetian Chamber of Commerce!"

Klein pretended to be hesitant and asked, "I suggest we only do the high-end market, but what target group should we sell to?"

"Really sold to normal customers, not so genuine." Ye Fan grinned:

"The human world, various killer organizations, and ancient creatures will be born in a few years. Besides, we need to take a longer view."

"Don't you have many enemies in all the worlds? Even if you don't have them now, won't you have them in the future?"

Zhongli said to Han Li: "I have already contacted the hostile forces in your immortal world, maybe you can consider it."

Hearing this, Han Li thought for a few seconds and then raised a smile on his lips and nodded slightly.

Klein seriously doubts that after some time has passed and these people have grown up, they might not even let Adam go. Projections, fantasies, mental factors, and magic will be added to the mix later.

Amen.

Zhetian Genuine Chamber of Commerce.

"Change it to where the resources are accumulated." Klein raised his glass and said, "Happy cooperation, my friend."

"Cheers!" XN

The monks at other tables with stronger cultivation levels also raised their glasses. Although they didn’t know why the seniors were so happy, they toasted and that was it.

About half an hour later, the so-called Mondstadt Dionysus was lying under the table, holding an empty jade bottle and having a sweet dream.

"Hiccup!" Lu Mingfei hiccupped: "So, the faster you drink, the faster you get drunk, and the slower you drink, the slower you get drunk. I have found the trick."

"Otherwise, why do you think we are toasting table after table? What I have in my hand is Zui Sheng Meng Si, and they are drinking Zui Xian Brew." Su Lin stood on the table, holding most of the recovered bottle of Zui Xian Brew and raised it. He raised his head and said with a wild smile:

“Everything is according to plan, wryyy!!!”

"This is the emperor's mind." Ye Fan carried the sleeping Black Emperor. Although he was a little unsteady, he was able to move normally: "Brother Yan, boil the water quickly! Who has onions, ginger, and garlic?" "

"Brother, don't eat dogs!" the little girl shouted while holding the juice.

"Okay." Ye Fan was only half-drunk and not yet unconscious, so he could control his instincts. He put the Black Emperor down and looked at Duan De in a daze, thinking about something in his eyes.

"But then again, you still have to practice down-to-earth." Xiao Yan carried Song Shuhang back from another table, holding two jade bottles in his hands, and said:

"After all, you can't always count on the outbreak of crisis, nor can you count on cheats to be credited."

"Ah hahaha, I'm sorry, Su Lin, wasn't I telling you that your previous cultivation problems have been solved?"

Xiao Yan put the jade bottle on the table, and after sitting down seemingly casually, he glanced at Han Li, Ye Fan and others.

"Eh? Who is saying that Mr. Su Lin has encountered a problem..." Zhang Chulan got up from the table, said something in a daze, and then lay down on the table again: "I, Mr. Su Lin, have a panel... You can add some Huhu”

Lu Mingfei held the drunk Eliyi in his arms. He was dazed and wondered: "Didn't you say before that Su Lin has a system?"

Han Li shook his head, and his voice was filled with the exhaustion typical of a drunken person, as if he was holding on, and said:

"Compared with our respective opportunities, I always feel that things like systems and panels are too bizarre. Even if they exist, I still have to think about the possible secrets behind them in my spare time."

Zhongli held his forehead, silently refining his strength, and said softly:

"Actually, this kind of thing is the same as chat groups. Most of them are things that we know temporarily and cannot delve into the existence of itself. It does not affect the current use."

"But if there is an opportunity in the future, it will also satisfy curiosity to find the origin."

"Yeah, I think so too." Xiao Yan drank a glass, looked at Su Lin who was still drinking the drunken immortal brew, and said, "Hey, by the way, Su Lin, do you have a system?"

"What the hell? Hiccup -" Su Lin wiped the corner of his mouth and asked, "System?"

"That's right." Xiao Yan flashed in front of Su Lin, grabbed the opponent's shoulders, and shook him vigorously: "Secretly tell you, Brother Yan, what kind of system you have, OK! No! OK!"

Basically, he guessed that there was a system on this thing, but he just couldn't help but wonder what system it was. This thought had been itching in his heart like a cat scratching his heart for a long time. Whenever Su Lin took out those weird and embarrassing things, When comparing Doraemon's props, he wanted to know where the other party got them.

Today, with the combined effect of Maotai Xiang Technology, Zuixian Brewing, and the fifth-generation hybrid flat peach, Xiao Yan, who is extremely swollen, decided to be the first cat to try whether he has nine lives out of curiosity.

"I want you to admit it yourself, quickly!" Xiao Yan strangled Su Lin's neck, and the two of them fell backwards and knocked over many empty dishes and bowls: "Say! You have a system! Otherwise I won't be able to sleep tonight! !”

"I have a system. Can you please stop getting so close to me..." Su Lin weakly patted the other person's hand around his neck: "I don't do gay things."

Su Lin's words were like an antidote, completely satisfying Xiao Yan's curiosity. Xiao Yan's brows relaxed and his eyes slowly closed. He felt much more comfortable after asking the question, and he didn't want to resist as the alcohol gradually increased.

Just go to sleep and talk about the rest when you wake up.

Although I was a little impulsive, those weird things also come from somewhere, it’s cool

"Here, the system... is here, let me go quickly."

What system is here? Isn’t the system in your body?

Before closing his eyes, Xiao Yan saw Su Lin raising his right hand, holding a small golden ball.

"The most powerful food system! You saw it, I just got it some time ago hahahahaha!!!"

Xiao Yan, who had just closed his eyes, suddenly opened his eyes, and for a moment, they were covered with blood.

I saw Su Lin turning his head. Although his face was drunk, it didn't look like he was drunk to the point of unconsciousness just now. His expression was showy and excited.

He looked at Xiao Yan, who was covered in blood and looked like he was destined to be unable to sleep tonight, and said, "Does anyone want to buy it? I'll sell it at a friendly price."

"grass!!!"

Tons, tons, tons!

"Drink!" Xiao Yan had already drank five glasses of wine in a row, mixing the drunken immortal wine and drunken life and dreams, and even his hand was a little unsteady: "You definitely did this on purpose!"

"You've got a system for selling yourself! You've got a system when you sign a contract to sell yourself, and you'll reach the top of your life from then on!" Su Lin shook the golden beads in his hand at first, and finally threw them into the dimensional pocket at the back: "Why can't I use it? Damn it. !”