Chapter 134 Our Children
"This is a big pancake!" In Pizza Hut, Qiu Wuji, wearing a small napkin around his neck and holding a knife and fork, angrily said: "A piece of pancake with some ham on it and smeared with that weird sauce, why does it have to be so expensive?"
Chu Ge didn't know how to explain it, and it took him a long time to say: "Even if it's... the brand value. Just like the fried chicken we ate that day, it's much cheaper to buy it and fry it yourself."
"So he's here to trick lazy people like you?"
"No." Chu Ge said sincerely: "This is a trap for those who want to take girls or children out to eat. If I go to eat KFC by myself, I will at least check the day of the week..."
Qiu Wuji: "...can I return it?"
"cannot."
"How many words do you have to code to exchange for this piece of cake!" Qiu Wuji felt very distressed, and carefully scraped off all kinds of strange ingredients and white sauce on the cake: "This scraping, how much did it cost... just to eat it? Piece of cake…”
Chu Ge was in a daze again, not knowing whether this was his daughter or his mother.
When I first asked my mother to take me to Pizza Hut, she seemed to behave similarly...
"You need a knife and fork to eat cakes..." Qiu Wuji was still humming: "It's uncomfortable to use them..."
Chu Ge laughed dumbly: "You can take it with your hands."
Qiu Wuji looked around and saw that everyone else was using forks, and asked suspiciously, "Is that okay?"
"Why do I need to explain my Qiu Wuji behavior to others?" Chu Ge said leisurely: "You can use your hands, no one will laugh at you."
Qiu Wuji really threw away his knife and fork, took the cake with his hand, took a shallow bite, and revealed his dimples: "It feels much more comfortable to eat like this, although it's not very delicious."
She peeked around and saw that no one was laughing at her. Occasionally, someone's eyes would drift this way, showing envy.
Qiu Wuji was a little confused: "Do they envy me eating with my hands? Then why don't they use it themselves?"
Chu Ge smiled: "Everyone doesn't care much about this these days. They eat whatever they like, and they still use knives and forks just because of the atmosphere. It's not like the early days when you would be despised if you picked up the wrong knife and fork... What's more, what does a beautiful lady do? It’s all right, people will just think you are cool.”
The waiter served the steak, and with a "sizzling" sound, the lid was lifted, and oil splashed everywhere.
Chu Ge's words were stuck in his throat, Qiu Wuji's smile was a little stiff, and there was also a smile in the waiter's eyes.
Just keep using your hands.
But I saw Chu Ge smiling slowly: "Please move the steak to my side."
The waiter moved over.
Chu Ge raised the knife and fork, cut into small pieces leisurely, picked up a piece and handed it to the opposite Qiu Wuji's mouth: "Ah~"
Qiu Wuji opened his mouth and took it away with a "Ah Wu" sound, and his eyes quickly turned into crescent moons.
The waiter got goosebumps and ran away quickly.
I’ll give you steaks, and you’ll give me dog food. Just treat each other as individuals, okay?
Chu Ge didn't want to eat it himself, so he quickly cut the steak into small pieces. After cutting them all, he pushed them in front of Qiu Wuji and said with a smile: "If you don't like that cake, just give it to me. The steak should be okay." .”
Qiu Wuji really felt that steak was more delicious than pizza. He looked at the small half piece of pie in his hand with some hesitation: "I have bitten it..."
Chu Ge took it over nonchalantly and muttered vaguely: "I've already chewed it, but still need a piece of cake?"
Qiu Wuji looked around with a blushing face. When he saw that no one was paying attention, he glared at him angrily.
Chugo just smiled and ate the cake.
"When did you eat it? In your dream..." Qiu Wuji muttered, but did not continue. He took a small fork and ate the steak.
He cut so carefully.
tasty.
"I said..." Qiu Wuji chewed the steak and muttered: "You really don't want to work on the outline? You've wasted a day."
Chu Ge smiled and said: "How can it be a waste to hang out with you..."
Qiu Wuji said: "So I have become a witch who is causing trouble to the country, right? If the people in the group find out, they will beat me to death."
Chu Ge shook his head: "I already have a draft... With you by my side, I feel relaxed, joyful, open-minded and comfortable. It feels much better than sitting in front of the computer, scratching my head and holding it back. Now I feel like my brain is full of inspiration. I can go back soon. It can be done.”
Qiu Wuji was suspicious: "Really?"
"Really." Chu Ge smiled: "Believe in yourself, you are the best assistant, you will only make me more efficient."
Qiu Wuji's eyes were bright, and he moved his cheeks for a long time before swallowing the steak: "Then go back, I will also write my autobiography."
In the world of the book, outside the secret room where the sect master was in seclusion, an elder bowed down and asked for instructions: "I have captured five senior elders of the Hell Sect and Lu Yuanzhang of the Tianyuan Sect who had previously betrayed the alliance. Please tell me how to deal with it, the sect master."
Qiu Wuji's voice came from the secret room: "I'm in a good mood, so detention... uh, that's not right."
Elders: "?"
Qiu Wuji sighed: "If you can't eliminate the evil, it will leave troubles in the future. This is not the time to be merciful. But these are strong people who have their own dignity. Don't do humiliating things, destroy the soul, and give them a happy life." "
The elders all bowed their heads: "I obey the order."
Outside the book, Qiu Wuji sat in the back seat of Chu Ge's car, wrapped her arms around his waist, sighed softly, and leaned her forehead on his back: "Chu Ge, I killed people, a lot of them."
Chu Ge subconsciously pressed the brakes, and immediately realized what she was talking about. He was silent for a moment and then said: "Are you feeling a little uncomfortable already?"
"Yes, it's so peaceful around you. There are no disputes, no killings. It's so comfortable that it makes me feel warm and lazy. I don't want to move anything."
Chu Ge said: "Are you afraid that you will be smart?"
Qiu Wuji shook his head: "That's not the case. My spiritual practice is not so easy to flaw. I just sometimes wonder if being too comfortable is a waste. If I go back and I am not used to fighting in the future, will it make you worry again."
Chu Ge thought for a while: "How about we take the initiative and get involved in supernatural matters?"
Qiu Wuji decisively objected: "Don't... I like it the way it is now, and so do you. Let's build the world in the book together, present it completely in thousands of dimensions, and watch it materialize step by step. That's who we are." The right thing to do.”
Chu Ge smiled "ha" and accelerated the car.
Qiu Wuji asked curiously: "What are you doing?"
Chu Ge said: "As you said, the book has now become your child and mine. I'm going back to give birth to the child."
"Fuck you! Go ahead and dream!" Qiu Wuji punched him bitterly, his face turning red.
Fortunately he couldn't see it.
Giving birth... I have never thought about this in my life... Watching a mortal woman give birth, it feels so painful and scary.
I really don’t know why they love having children so much, there are only a few of them in their lifetime.
How many children does Chugo want to have?
No, why should I have a child with him! What he was talking about was just a book, a pun and teasing, and what else could he be making you think about!
Qiu Wuji thought angrily, and his expression slowly became startled.
I might...not be able to give birth.
Whether the Immortal Body has these functions is another matter. Whether it does or not is just a matter of changing the settings. This does not require much thought.
And this body of split soul... Du Niang said it was menopause?
It's really strange. This is a body that has transformed into reality. In theory, it can be shaped by itself. Where does age come from, and where does menopause come from?
Even the true body does not go through menopause because of age, but because after practicing to a certain extent, the body has changed in a certain sense. The so-called "reborn" means that these mortal functions have been refined.
The real body is not really menopausal, so how can the physical body created by the divided soul be menopausal? It doesn't make sense.
Qiu Wuji began to seriously think about this issue for the first time. It's not because he really wants to live. When the monks think about this issue, they will indeed be confused.
It seems that we need to explore the reasons for this matter, including why we have it when we should not have the ability to form a physical body. Perhaps we should seek an answer to this matter from beginning to end, otherwise we might one day have to Things that go awry, go crazy, etc. are no joke.
Just as he was thinking this, Qiu Wuji suddenly felt a pain in his stomach. He subconsciously made a hissing sound and grabbed Chu Ge's clothes.
Chu Ge was shocked: "What's wrong?"
Qiu Wuji frowned and groaned: "I have a stomachache, and I also bled a lot..."