Turns Out I’m a Great Cultivator

Chapter 956 The only Way to Use that Move

"Are you sure it's reliable?"

Gou Long was deeply suspicious of Dahei's words. This dog's so-called reliability was very disturbing.

Dahei looked at him with squinting eyes, "You can do it?"

"I can't come,"

Gou Long shook his head and took a step back.

He was self-aware that Chu Kuangren's corpse was extremely powerful. When it merged with Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng, it had already formed a taboo around it. Not everyone could break the terrifying power, even drunkards and powerful people.

He was curious about what Dahei's so-called reliable method was.

So he said unceremoniously: "I think you are bragging."

"Haha, open your eyes wide and take a good look at my gentle breeze."

Dahei's buttocks suddenly lifted up, and as he muttered words, powerful forces gathered on his buttocks, making the leather pants shine black.

Gou Long's eyes narrowed, and he vaguely guessed that Dahei's method was related to the leather pants. After all, the dog had no hair on his body. Only the leather pants were the most valuable. The key was that they were given to him by an expert. .

The undead climbed out of the coffin, holding the corpse of Kuangren Chu tightly, and listened to the conversation between Dahei and Gou Long. His first reaction was that it was unreliable.

How can the guardian of this life give people the feeling of playing house? Is it reliable?

He roared helplessly: "If you have a way, hurry up. I can't hold on much longer. If Chu Kuangren's corpse is really allowed to take over the body and revive, then there will be no chance of winning this catastrophe."

"Don't worry, I'm here! Look at the double ends in my pants!"

Dahei roared solemnly, and the leather pants immediately flew out from his buttocks, directly covering the heads of Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng. It was somewhat crowded to cover two heads in one pair of pants, so they wrapped their heads Be strict.

"Is this what you call your method?"

Gou Long was stunned and pulled his pants over his head. If he was asked to choose, he would rather die.

At this moment, he looked at Xiao Chengfeng and Yang Jian with great sympathy.

The undead were also shocked. This was not to save their teammates, but to deceive them. When the teammates were unable to move, they put their own pants on their heads. What a bastard.

"Put your pants over your head, and all evil will be impervious to it; with the light of the mosaic, all evil will be destroyed!"

Dahei's mouth was still mumbling words, and seemed to be exerting force, making the light of the leather pants brighter. At the same time, the patched mosaic also shone, separated from the pants itself, and surrounded Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng.

Gou Long looked confused and asked curiously: "Is this really effective?"

"Haha, nonsense."

Dahei smiled coldly, "These leather pants have been with me for several years. I never leave my body, and I don't even wash them once. They are almost integrated with my butt, and they contain my strong smell." , enough to make Wanxie retreat, these pants will isolate Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng from the corpse of Chu Kuangren, and it is more than enough to wake them up."

Never leave?

Gou Long and the undead shuddered together. No wonder it can make all evils retreat. I really want to retreat.

Even Chu Kuangren’s corpse was shocked, and then said fiercely: “It’s actually so disgusting? Damn it, I’ll fight it!”

It looked at the two people whose heads were covered with trousers. Once it succeeded in possessing them, it would be the one whose heads were covered. But in order to be completely resurrected, it fought hard. A man must be able to endure wearing trousers!

A stick of incense has passed, and Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng still show no signs of waking up. Dahei's brows can't help but frown.

The faces of the dragon and the undead were also ugly.

Although they also felt that Dahei's method was unreliable, they still looked forward to the birth of a miracle. There was no other way, but the result was disappointment.

"Silly dog, it seems that your method is of no use at all. Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng's pants are in vain."

Gou Long shook his head and expressed deep sympathy for Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng.

"how so?"

Dahei showed a puzzled expression. He was very confident in his magical power, but he didn't expect it to be of any use.

"If it doesn't work, you should leave quickly and let the drunkards and powerful people outside leave too, otherwise you won't be able to leave when Madman Chu comes back!"

The undead took a deep breath and spoke solemnly.

Dahei's dog eyes narrowed slightly, "It seems that I have to use that move!"

Gou Long was startled, "What else can you do?"

"I won't use this magical power easily. Once I use it, it will be earth-shattering. Now I have no choice."

Dahei's dog's face was full of seriousness, and with a move of the dog's paw, "The pants are back!"

The leather pants were separated from Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng's heads and put on Dahei's body again.

Later, Gou Long and the Undead noticed that Dahei's body began to tremble.

"Puff puff!"

Roaring sounds came from inside his pants, making Gou Long's eyes widen.

He was very familiar with this sound. Not long ago, one of his clones was so intoxicated by Dahei's fart that he committed suicide. This time, it actually made a series of farts in succession. It was very scary to think about it.

The strange thing is that he didn't smell any stench at all.

After taking a closer look, he discovered that Dahei's leather pants were slowly being wrapped in mosaics, seemingly sealing those farts inside. His heart trembled, and he vaguely realized what Dahei was planning to do.

"Damn it, you are no longer a human being!"

Gou Long's expression changed wildly, and he immediately moved away from Dahei, for fear of being accidentally injured.

"Extraordinary measures are used in extraordinary times. Look at my second level of wearing a trousers, charge!"

Dahei shouted loudly, and his leather pants came off his body again, quickly wrapping them around the heads of Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng.

"It's tragic, it's so tragic." Gou Long expressed deep sympathy for the experiences of Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng. He had just seen that the gas in his pants had turned green, and it was definitely highly toxic.

Dahei made such a heavy move, Gou Long felt that this wave would have some effect.

In fact, this is indeed the case.

In almost just a few breaths, Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng's sobs could be heard in their pants, and they gradually woke up.

"no no!"

As they woke up, the fusion of Kuangren Chu's corpses immediately encountered rejection, making it difficult to proceed smoothly.

"Something is integrating into our bodies, get out of here!"

Yang Jian and Xiao Chengfeng realized something at the same time, and immediately roared wildly. The magic power in their bodies shook, forcing Chu Kuangren's corpse out.

Immediately afterwards, they let out another cry of lamentation, "What kind of place is this? Why is it so dark and smells so bad, vomit, vomit!"

The big black dog raised its paw, calmly took back the leather pants, and asked with concern: "Fellow Daoist Yang Jian and Fellow Daoist Xiao, you finally woke up, how do you feel?"

Yang Jian said blankly: "I feel... very bad. My head is smelly. I'm going to cut it off and grow a new one."

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